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00:05:00Who's awake?
00:05:02Who is so handsome?
00:05:06Who's awake?
00:05:14Who is so handsome?
00:05:16Who is so handsome?
00:05:23Shh.
00:05:26Our daddy is still sleeping.
00:05:28We don't wanna wake him up.
00:05:30We know how grumpy he gets if he wakes up ahead of time.
00:05:34Oh, my little treasure.
00:05:38I don't wanna wake him up.
00:05:40I'll never be safe.
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:05:44Come on.
00:05:46You're welcome.
00:05:48I don't know.
00:06:18I don't know.
00:06:48I don't know.
00:07:18Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See? Nothing. She just sits there. Not a word.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire. My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:46Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay. Then I'm going to come here. Would you like that?
00:08:06It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you. Okay?
00:08:21Great.
00:08:22And how about we start today?
00:08:26So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:30All right. Uh, please.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:51Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:52It's family therapy.
00:08:55Well, the whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:02That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should...
00:09:10Tell me...
00:09:10No, I shouldn't.
00:09:11Eric!
00:09:12This is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:15Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So, did you ask for me?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:45What's there?
00:09:50It's your case.
00:09:54It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:09Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:15About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:36Hmm?
00:10:36I don't know.
00:11:06I don't know.
00:11:36I don't know.
00:12:06I don't know.
00:12:36I don't know.
00:13:06I don't know.
00:13:36I don't know.
00:13:37I don't know.
00:13:38I don't know.
00:13:39I don't know.
00:13:40This is so stupid.
00:13:42I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag and that he is cheating on me.
00:13:55Mom, I know what you're going to say.
00:13:57Mom, I know what you're going to say, and please don't, okay?
00:13:58I already caught him lying to me several times.
00:14:02What lies, you ask?
00:14:03Well, I will tell you.
00:14:05First of all, he spends three nights a week at the gym.
00:14:09And second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients, which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:16No, of course he spends every night in our bed.
00:14:20But still, something is happening.
00:14:23And I know it.
00:14:25I mean, I can feel it.
00:14:27They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:33Did you feel this way with Dad?
00:14:34Dad, well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:42Yes, I don't know what I would have done.
00:14:49But who knows?
00:14:51Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:15:04Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:15:26Please leave me a message after the tone, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:15:33I'm fine.
00:15:34I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right.
00:15:39I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:42I...
00:15:43The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:47Call me when you wake up.
00:15:49Please.
00:15:54I...
00:15:54I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:01My boy cried.
00:16:02And he cried.
00:16:04And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17I...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:20And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:30I'm going...
00:16:31I'm going...
00:16:31I don't know where I can end.
00:16:32Mm-hm.
00:16:32I'm going to...
00:16:40I'm going to...
00:16:41I lost hearts with me.
00:16:45I lied.
00:16:45I died.
00:16:45I missed him.
00:16:47I've been on the evening whenever I met myself.
00:16:49Okay.
00:16:49I'm sorry.
00:16:50I walked and tried.
00:16:51I bet I put your name.
00:16:52I took him.
00:16:52I died so.
00:16:53I'm sorry.
00:16:54I did it.
00:16:55I wonder...
00:16:55I figured I gave him to the day.
00:16:56I said.
00:16:56What I'm sorry.
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00:20:39What happened?
00:20:40Any ideas?
00:20:44What day is today?
00:20:46Thursday?
00:20:47What day is today?
00:20:52Thursday?
00:20:53No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:07Something wrong?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:14Look at me.
00:21:17What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24Wait.
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:34Please, please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:38I'll be better.
00:21:39I'll be better.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:44Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:47Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49I don't know.
00:22:19It's too early, I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:47Hmm.
00:23:17It's too early, it's too early.
00:23:29It's too early, it's too early.
00:23:44It's too early.
00:24:03It's too early.
00:24:18Are you asleep?
00:24:41You could respond, you know?
00:24:57It was a very difficult day.
00:25:00As every day.
00:25:03We've got to pay the bills somehow, don't we?
00:25:16I missed you.
00:25:26And you?
00:25:31Of course I missed you.
00:25:43How was your day?
00:25:45Fine.
00:25:48Well, you said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:55I want you.
00:26:01I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:11Please.
00:26:12I really want you.
00:26:14I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:16Just really take a shower before we do this in the morning.
00:26:19If we'll shower, it'll only take a couple of minutes.
00:26:22Come on.
00:26:26What's this do in the morning?
00:26:29I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:32Well, I love you and I don't care if you're sweaty.
00:26:36That's bad.
00:26:37Come on, babe.
00:26:38Tomorrow.
00:26:39Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:54You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:02What do you want from me?
00:27:05You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:14Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:28He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:30And?
00:27:35And I told them, kid, you were feeling, uh, better.
00:27:44Better?
00:27:48So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:55I'm just ready.
00:27:56Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything?
00:28:05As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:17I want to go to sleep.
00:28:19Okay?
00:28:20And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:22So please, just lie down.
00:28:25How can you be okay?
00:28:38How can you be okay?
00:28:44When I am suffocating, how can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life and not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:09We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:16And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:20But?
00:29:21But what?
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:23Say it.
00:29:24But what?
00:29:25But what?
00:29:26You went an entire month, an entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:31And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:36But now, look at this.
00:29:37Look at this.
00:29:38You're constantly talking.
00:29:40Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:46And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:49And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:05Fuck!
00:30:08I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:17I don't do that!
00:30:18It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck and it's not even good!
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:29I'm fucking tired!
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:35Let's go!
00:30:36Hank, can we stay for this fun?
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Look at my job too!
00:30:39I want to jump to my apartment.
00:30:40You're going to run the window.
00:30:41You're going to be quiet!
00:30:42And any new bikers did at passa on me inside?
00:30:45halbuk howХ want?
00:30:46You know...
00:30:47Here we go part of my secret!
00:30:48See what's my daughter doing.
00:30:49Can we continue to turn off me now?
00:30:50Who yep?
00:30:51I damn, but...
00:31:00Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:31:18Please leave me a message after the tone,
00:31:20and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:31:25I'm fine.
00:31:26I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:42Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:45You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:56I'm sorry.
00:31:58I'm sorry.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:32:07A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:14You would ever want this.
00:32:15Hush, my love.
00:32:33Hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy.
00:32:47Mommy remembers you.
00:32:48Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy.
00:32:57And there is no way that we can lose him.
00:33:03Mommy loves you.
00:33:33I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready quickly.
00:33:59And we'd go.
00:34:01Preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:07Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:17Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah?
00:34:27Like what?
00:34:29Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married.
00:34:36I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding.
00:34:39Baby.
00:34:40Baby, baby.
00:34:40Exactly, baby.
00:34:42What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:50Nothing.
00:34:50I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:53Okay?
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:03I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:13All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:16You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:23Hey, wait.
00:35:24Hey.
00:35:25Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry
00:35:32me to bed every night.
00:35:33Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:45Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm gonna carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:35:48I'm gonna carry you.
00:36:19What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:37Free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before.
00:37:08Years later, here I am.
00:37:10I'm scared.
00:37:17Hopeless.
00:37:20Useless.
00:37:22I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:26Then what words would you use?
00:37:28Let's see.
00:37:32Tired.
00:37:35Confused.
00:37:36And, um...
00:37:38I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know I only have you.
00:37:45I mean, there's only you.
00:37:54For me.
00:37:58I don't have anybody else.
00:38:06God, I'm pathetic.
00:38:07You name the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:15What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:25Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:38Who else?
00:38:39If I were free, as before, I wouldn't suppress my desires.
00:38:55I wouldn't...
00:39:01Ignore my impulses.
00:39:03That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:27Why did you come here?
00:39:33Why did you come here?
00:39:34Why did you come here?
00:39:35Why did you come here?
00:39:36Why did you come here?
00:39:52Claire?
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:01Hmm?
00:40:03To show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:11What?
00:40:12You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:18Never mind.
00:40:22Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:33Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:41Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:44Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No.
00:40:47No.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:51Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:58Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:02I'm tired.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:04Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:07I want you to leave my house.
00:41:13We're finished for today.
00:41:14You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:40Are you all right?
00:41:41Come, sir.
00:41:43You shouldn't be here.
00:41:45Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out.
00:41:49Or I'll call the police.
00:41:51Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:09No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking.
00:42:33Okay, I just, I don't think that this is...
00:42:35Critical.
00:42:38You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:41This is a problem.
00:42:42And it's not going to get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:51Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look.
00:42:57I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:58Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office, and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11So what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:18I'm not her friend.
00:43:39He's so cute.
00:43:41He's literally the most beautiful baby in the world.
00:43:44Mom, how can he ignore him?
00:43:50I don't understand.
00:43:56You're right.
00:43:57Parental instinct does happen much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:04Babe, home.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:06I love you.
00:44:06I gotta go.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12What were you doing in there?
00:44:13Someone said I'm in a mood.
00:44:29You hungry?
00:44:32I ate already.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:36I didn't know there was going to be food.
00:44:39Well, now there's always going to be food.
00:44:41Oh, okay.
00:44:44You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm going to bring us some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:53Wow.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:59Wine and cheese.
00:45:05Hey, you want to watch something?
00:45:06Sure.
00:45:08Yeah, just something light.
00:45:12You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:20Yeah, I feel much better.
00:45:22What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:33Besides, she's not going to let me go.
00:45:34It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Red?
00:45:39Of course.
00:45:41Since when?
00:45:43Um, it was on sale.
00:45:48That's my girl.
00:45:49Oh, careful, careful.
00:45:59So, um, I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:06Hmm.
00:46:07They said they didn't receive last month's check.
00:46:09Did you?
00:46:10Did you send it?
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:11I'm so clumsy.
00:46:12I, oh, Jesus.
00:46:14Oh, I probably just forgot.
00:46:17Can you just do it for me?
00:46:18Claire, this is really your responsibility to-
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me, okay?
00:46:26You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:30You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:35Claire.
00:46:37Claire.
00:46:38What did she say?
00:47:01Your mom was there.
00:47:03She, she, she couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:06You're lying.
00:47:06Claire, and, and, and, and soon she-
00:47:09No.
00:47:10Claire, your boss was there, okay?
00:47:13He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:18You're lying.
00:47:20You're lying.
00:47:21She'll be lying.
00:47:22I'm watching.
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:45You're lying.
00:47:45Leave already, I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh my God.
00:48:15Oh God, oh God, oh God, forgive me.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh my God, it's just everything to me.
00:48:36I didn't, I didn't do it on purpose, oh my God.
00:48:48He's wrong, he's wrong.
00:48:58I didn't want it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:04Oh God, oh my God, forgive me.
00:49:08Oh, our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come.
00:49:28And thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:34Oh my God.
00:49:38Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:51And forgive us our trespasses.
00:49:53We forgive those who trespass against us.
00:49:56Let's do something nicer.
00:50:03Let's do something nicer.
00:50:33Hey, hey, you, come on, what are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38Can I spend all day in this chair?
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44Look at you, you're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy?
00:50:52You okay in there?
00:50:55He's going to be able to reply soon?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:04Pretty soon.
00:51:13So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16I can be scared.
00:51:17I read an article yesterday.
00:51:20Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:27They score number two.
00:51:30Guess what number one is?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:37Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:47Oh, yeah.
00:51:48It's close.
00:51:48He's excited for daddy.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:54Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:01Let's get in here.
00:52:01Oh, my babies.
00:52:03Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:04Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:16Easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You're good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:21Get those feet.
00:52:22Good.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay.
00:52:25I'm going to do a throw, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32There we go.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36All right.
00:52:37Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:41What did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do, I was, uh, nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not going to know.
00:52:52I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:05Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that that's, there's a person for that that we can pay.
00:53:13That's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:19I will...
00:53:19But you said, we agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:22Signed, nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:34No.
00:53:35What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just going to sit in a stinky diaper?
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:45Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:50I'm going to do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour, Tops.
00:53:56I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:59Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm going to need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:05Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:10No, no, no.
00:54:14Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:19You're going to fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:23And his poops are going to smell like roses to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:33Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain,
00:54:36so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact, that pain, orgasms.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:45When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins,
00:54:47they act up, and those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering them up,
00:54:55so you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like,
00:55:01have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:06Because I'm just going to be in the hallway,
00:55:09pacing back and forth,
00:55:10waiting for this to all be over,
00:55:12banging my head against the wall.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:18You're going to be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:22I need you to hold my hand,
00:55:23hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:28Oh, God.
00:55:28Oh, shit.
00:55:38Oh, don't, don't, that's not funny.
00:55:59I don't want to, no.
00:56:00Oh, don't do that.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Come on, I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right, help me up.
00:56:09Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:16Okay, yeah, let's do this.
00:56:19Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:23Got it, got you, I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go, yeah?
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:29You know, you're going to fight me
00:56:30for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Well, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You, you kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43You're a goddess.
00:56:44It's a goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:46This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right, ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Bloop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you, I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh, God, I got you, I got you.
00:56:57Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:58You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:13Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:20What do you like to eat?
00:57:22Mmm, I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26Mm-hmm.
00:57:27I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:30Mm-hmm.
00:57:33Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:39Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:45No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out some ice cream, and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:53No, keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:57:59I hear.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:02And I take a little bit.
00:58:08And I have to pay a little bit.
00:58:11Know?
00:58:11Uh-huh.
00:58:11I don't enjoy it.
00:58:13Hold my 없이.
00:58:14I don't know.
00:58:14I'm sorry.
00:58:15I can't see what'sicosia is.
00:58:16Why is she?
00:58:17I can't?
00:58:18I gotta—
00:58:19I don't know a dedicator yet.
00:58:20That's right.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:21Then do we have any ice cream?
00:58:22I don't know.
00:58:23I have to practice her.
00:58:23I could say it on the dators.
00:58:24I don't know it.
00:58:25I don't know a much세�-based kiss to see what aочь.
01:01:26Can you help me?
01:01:27I can't figure this out.
01:01:35Honey.
01:01:37What are you doing?
01:01:39Seriously, they're writing this for some kind of genius or something.
01:01:42I mean, I literally don't understand any of it.
01:01:47Can you help me?
01:01:49I, uh...
01:01:49Here, see, right there is this piece.
01:02:04This has three holes, but this has three holes and that has five holes.
01:02:09Claire, we put the crib away several months ago.
01:02:13So, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:14Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:20Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:22Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:22Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:23Our baby's gonna be home soon.
01:02:25And we have to be ready.
01:02:26Look, if you don't want to help me, I'll just handle it myself.
01:02:33Okay?
01:02:34Okay?
01:02:34What did you do?
01:02:38We lost our kid.
01:02:42What did you say?
01:02:48I can't.
01:02:49I can't do this.
01:02:51What did you say?
01:02:52Doctor, please.
01:02:53I can't do this.
01:02:56You just, you, you're...
01:02:57What did you say, you bastard?
01:03:00Have you already buried our child?
01:03:02Stop it.
01:03:05We buried him together.
01:03:07What kind of father are you?
01:03:08We buried him together.
01:03:10It was a small ceremony, Claire.
01:03:12It was the smallest coffin I've ever seen in my life.
01:03:15No.
01:03:16Your mom was there.
01:03:17She didn't stay to the end because she couldn't take it.
01:03:21You're lying.
01:03:21Yeah, and then soon, soon she...
01:03:24Claire, you were sitting right next to me the whole time, and you didn't make a sound.
01:03:28No, you're lying.
01:03:29Your boss showed up.
01:03:31Your boss was there, and he gave you some time off so you could collect your...
01:03:35your things and get a hold of yourself.
01:03:39No.
01:03:40Yes, yes.
01:03:41I thank people for coming.
01:03:43No.
01:03:44No.
01:03:45No.
01:03:47There were some complications.
01:03:48No, there weren't any complications.
01:03:49And, and, and, and the doctor needed to keep him for a checkup, and the hospital's going
01:03:55to call any moment, any moment, and they're going to give him back to us, and they're
01:03:59going to call, and we have to be ready, okay?
01:04:02We were such silly heads.
01:04:04We left everything to the last minute.
01:04:09Why doesn't he have a name?
01:04:10What is his name, Claire?
01:04:22How old is he?
01:04:30Eight months.
01:04:30Eight months ago, we lost our kid, Claire.
01:04:33It was March 26, our due gate.
01:04:35We were already headed to the hospital, but you wanted to run upstairs and take a shower,
01:04:38and you did.
01:04:39And you know what?
01:04:40You tripped.
01:04:40You tripped on the belt of your robe, and you fell on your belly, Claire.
01:04:43You fell hard.
01:04:44We didn't know what to do, and so we rushed you to the hospital, but the surgeons couldn't
01:04:48find a heartbeat.
01:04:50They gave you a shot.
01:04:52And he was dead.
01:04:56No.
01:04:56Our baby is dead.
01:04:58Our baby is dead.
01:05:01No.
01:05:02My, my baby, oh, God.
01:05:12Oh, my boy, my boy.
01:05:20I can't.
01:05:22I can't.
01:05:24I can't.
01:05:25I can't.
01:05:27I paid you to do this, so you fucking do it.
01:05:30You need to remind her every day, okay?
01:05:32Every day.
01:05:38I'm okay.
01:05:38I can't.
01:05:49Oh, my God.
01:06:19Oh, God.
01:06:49Oh, my God.
01:06:58Oh, my God.
01:07:19Oh, my God.
01:07:49Oh, my God.
01:08:19Oh, my God.
01:08:49Oh, my God.
01:09:00How is she?
01:09:01You tell me.
01:09:03It's going to get better.
01:09:04so you'll take us
01:09:19what does monica have to say about it
01:09:22hey
01:09:22do you want to call monica
01:09:24my girls
01:09:25that was my baby too
01:09:34of course
01:09:56no I killed our baby
01:10:18because I didn't want to stink
01:10:25when giving birth
01:10:27this is unforgivable
01:10:32is it right to forgive me
01:10:38do you hear me
01:10:43I'll never forgive myself
01:10:49ever
01:10:50Monica would never make these
01:11:00kinds of mistakes
01:11:01bitch
01:11:10this is how you wanted to help me
01:11:15this is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric
01:11:20simply by stealing my husband
01:11:24and here I'm thinking
01:11:36why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard
01:11:38what did I do to you
01:11:43we were fine
01:11:47before you came into this house
01:11:50where are you going
01:11:55from those средnuts
01:12:10what do you wanna do to me
01:12:11because I don't think
01:12:13I don't know
01:12:13what you know
01:12:14I don't know
01:12:15how to say
01:12:16how to say
01:12:17how to say
01:12:18how to do you
01:12:18how to say
01:12:19Oh, my God.
01:12:43Oh, my God.
01:12:49It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:07I have an idea.
01:13:11Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:19Eric's phone, he's going to need a sick day.
01:13:26Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:29Actually, he's going to need several days.
01:13:33Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:37I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:39OK.
01:13:40Bye.
01:13:44This is going to be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:47We'll even get to go to the park, the whole family.
01:13:53Let me just talk to Mom, OK?
01:13:57Mom, we're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's going to be awesome.
01:14:03OK, be ready.
01:14:05I love you.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:17Bye.
01:14:23Bye.
01:14:27Bye.
01:14:30Bye.
01:14:33Bye.
01:14:38Bye.