A tinderbox of competition and resentments underneath the façade of a picture-perfect couple is ignited when the husband's professional dreams come crashing down.
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00:01For you, dear, I'd do anything.
00:04I do believe that's true.
00:06It really is.
00:08Theo Rose, my favorite architect.
00:11How's married life?
00:13The kids are amazing.
00:14We're going to the beach!
00:15All right, don't drown.
00:17Ivy, it's a monster success.
00:19Would you do a photo shoot from New York Magazine?
00:21Nude?
00:22I don't think so.
00:23I'll do it anyway.
00:24But you are still a failure.
00:26You got fired.
00:28Fired?
00:29I sense trouble.
00:31How was your day?
00:32The neighbor's dog shot in the laundry.
00:34The kids have got knit together.
00:35My left eye's twitching.
00:36More champagne for me, please.
00:38If you need a shoulder or an inner thigh to lean on.
00:42What?
00:43I'm kidding.
00:50Everybody seems to think we hate each other.
00:52I suppose sometimes I do hate you.
00:54Ah, sporadic hatred.
00:57It's infused with tarragon.
00:59It adds a bit of bitterness.
01:00Ivy likes to leave a little bit of herself in everything she does.
01:03I love this fun banter you guys do.
01:05Sometimes Ivy's mad at me and I can't even tell.
01:07Sometimes he's got his cock in me and I can't even tell.
01:10You blow a fool.
01:13We are done.
01:14I say when we're done.
01:16I just want the house.
01:18I built it.
01:19Oh, you're not having the house.
01:21We want everything.
01:23And he walks out of here with his face still attached.
01:25Right, Bruno?
01:26Wow.
01:27You're a bottomless pit of need.
01:29You're just making me madder.
01:30Yeah!
01:31I get this wart.
01:32gracious.
01:33Jesus, no.
01:34Hm.
01:35Oh my God, what the fuck?
01:38Oh, no!
01:40Oh no!
01:41Oh yeah.
01:42I got this wart.
01:43Jesus no.
01:45Hm.
01:48What the fuck?
01:50And then we can do it earlier.
01:53Oh no, no, no.
01:54No, no, no.
01:55puzzles.
01:56Things are getting a little out of hand.
01:57out of hand oh you think I don't think you have the capacity to fix your problems
02:06are you actually allowed to say that that seems unprofessional yes like
02:14mild practice ah we'll be expecting a hefty discount