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00:00:00oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to the campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i should do the suit absolutely
00:00:21mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:39and you are only one of your biggest supporters are you gonna drink this or break the heart of
00:00:45one of your donors excuse me for a second
00:00:58let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about don't deny it
00:01:15you need me baby
00:01:17baby don't worry we'll be in our room soon what the hell are you get away from me
00:01:29fuck out of my way
00:01:31hey you intern are you serious this entrance is
00:01:59for wealthy political donors only the side door is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on
00:02:06your corn farm but not here get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:12just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign i don't know how she
00:02:22doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate how garnished this is a senate campaign not a country
00:02:28bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower well i just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate so
00:02:36i needed someone to run errands excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn
00:02:43and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i really believe in his ideas excuse me
00:02:49you ruined my mink are you drunk oh my god on behalf of the campaign i apologize
00:03:08ma'am you clumsy hick you will not keep your job after this i'm so sorry please don't fire me i
00:03:14i really want to work on this campaign i'll fix it i'll i'll clean the coat and the wig right now
00:03:19well what are you waiting for you dumb hick
00:03:24this is all your fault don't worry there's cleaning supplies upstairs stay out of this maid
00:03:29fix it in turn or you're fired thank you but where are the cleaning supplies you heard what
00:03:42she said if i can't get these clean i'll be fired i puts you into room 2809 it's empty go up there
00:03:48you'll be alone you're a lifesaver i'm sarah us working-class girls gotta stick together right i'm
00:03:54stephanie you're right god i had a really tough day it's okay these rich people are ridiculous don't
00:04:03blame yourself that's why i'm interning on this campaign to stand up for people like us
00:04:09i just wish i fit in better amen girl and
00:04:16look at you you look like you fit right in
00:04:25hi i'm a wealthy socialite i eat caviar not doritos i totally belong here
00:04:31okay i gotta run but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:37call me if you need me good luck thanks again see you later
00:04:54is somebody here is somebody in there
00:05:10oh sorry um god he's so hot
00:05:13are you okay
00:05:27You don't need nothing to me
00:05:51Keep watching you every dinner
00:05:53I don't believe what you preach
00:05:55So you didn't go into Stenner's room
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator
00:06:14You goddamn worthless woman
00:06:17I hired you to drug him
00:06:20And to film a scandalous sex tape
00:06:24And you return empty fucking handed
00:06:28Sir, I think I have something
00:06:31Well then show me, you idiot
00:06:33This might just be enough
00:06:40To bring my election opponent down
00:06:42Can't believe me
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger
00:06:57I have to clean this or I'll be fired
00:07:03Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired
00:07:33No, I did fix it
00:07:35It's right here
00:07:35It doesn't matter
00:07:38You belong in a farmer's market
00:07:40Not a campaign office
00:07:42A new intern from a wealthy family
00:07:45Will take over your job tomorrow
00:07:46So today's your last day
00:07:48A little trash girl
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please
00:07:51I really want this job
00:07:52Candidate Stenner is running a little late
00:07:58Which isn't like him
00:08:00But he'll be here soon
00:08:01So be ready
00:08:03He's never late
00:08:04I wonder if our candidate got laid last night
00:08:08He wouldn't
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later
00:08:10Stop gossiping
00:08:12Mr. Stenner is a candidate of the United States Senate
00:08:14Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal
00:08:18The United States of America
00:08:20itionally be fired
00:08:20winner
00:08:21Okay
00:08:22The United States of America
00:08:23And, so him
00:08:25You, your father
00:08:26Somebody, my father
00:08:27You, your father
00:08:28Anybody, her personality
00:08:28You're not having a good health
00:08:29I'm not having a good health
00:08:30You're not having a good health
00:08:32Until yet
00:08:33You're not having a good health
00:08:34지금분
00:08:36So, I'm going to make you
00:08:37Have a good health
00:08:39And another one
00:08:39Please, Am Silver
00:08:42Now, you're able to remind yourself
00:08:45I'm not having you
00:08:47you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss
00:08:57thank god he didn't recognize me
00:09:01i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met miss absolutely
00:09:12never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this something's
00:09:23familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i think you've
00:09:29shaken the intern's hand long enough glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he didn't
00:09:36recognize me he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for
00:09:46a poor farm girl like you so don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:54emergency meeting let's go no interns allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free oat
00:10:02milk sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night it's hazy but i think
00:10:13some of the events slipped something in my drink it's foggy but i spent the night with
00:10:18a woman who you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup oh god a sex scandal
00:10:28will sink this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator are you okay
00:10:34no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good person
00:10:47you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap
00:10:54and ruin you she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:00no one will find out senator hester is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:11i will protect your second amendment right
00:11:19have your coffee you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka it's your god
00:11:25given right and us men we know how to safely handle firearms oh shit
00:11:34gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stenton
00:11:43laid with a prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent immoral and premaritable
00:11:54sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep with a prostitute he has
00:12:01no proof i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with a hooker last night
00:12:09oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:18oh no he got a photo of us in bed
00:12:25oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean it up
00:12:32and i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with a prostitute last night
00:12:40that is not the woman i slept with last night she was much more beautiful
00:12:51that stupid foreign girl smirk off your face i'm sorry i'll just get out
00:12:57sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was
00:13:05if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:08wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:13the annoying farm girl intern she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your
00:13:35intern it'll be a massive scandal no sorry it's just my mom calling
00:13:40i knew it the boss would never be with someone as lonely as you know
00:13:43get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:48hi mom one second
00:13:51damn
00:13:53she didn't pick up
00:13:56good don't talk to her
00:13:59your one night stand was probably a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you
00:14:04sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute
00:14:08and they'll believe him and we'll lose this election
00:14:11okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:14how can i have the girl i was really with won't answer my calls
00:14:17wait there must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:22yes of course we'll get that hotel security camera footage asap
00:14:29we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute
00:14:33and maybe we'll see the woman i was really with last time too
00:14:37you'll see i'm who he was with
00:14:41you're on your phone again go get me a muffin cinnamon raisin no raisins
00:14:58and make sure it's gluten free
00:15:00i was just calling in your order
00:15:01no actually
00:15:04stephanie this is um sarah we met
00:15:08i remember you what's up girl
00:15:11um is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it
00:15:18where's my muffin intern
00:15:20i'm still placing the order
00:15:23delete the footage may i ask why
00:15:25i know it's a lot to ask um i'll explain later but it's an emergency
00:15:29us working class girls gotta look out for each other right
00:15:32staff in the security room is my friend i got it
00:15:35thank you thank you thank you
00:15:37my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage in no time
00:15:40come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:15:47hey sarah right sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you um it's been a crazy day
00:15:53no it's okay
00:15:54i swear it's not usually like this
00:15:56but i would love to hear your position on my campaign platform
00:16:00don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics
00:16:07senator hustler's all about the politics of anger but topher isn't
00:16:10he doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either and for the last time my family grows brussels sprouts
00:16:17bravo bravo that's the right attitude
00:16:20think about learning some tips from her she's a lot smarter than you give her credit for
00:16:27what but she's
00:16:30i would love to get to know you
00:16:35sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:39don't worry sir we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage any second now
00:16:48go ahead what the footage was deleted
00:16:54phew with the footage gone no one will find out we slept together not even him i'm in the clear
00:17:00i'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies sir
00:17:06speaking of me
00:17:09have you decided who you want to be your assistant
00:17:13god he's so hot
00:17:15but i need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:21no
00:17:23sir she
00:17:24she's unqualified
00:17:26she doesn't know anything about politics she's
00:17:29nobody
00:17:31this is her last day
00:17:33actually
00:17:34she's exactly what i need
00:17:36oh no not me
00:17:38reminding assistant sarah
00:17:40be ready
00:17:41we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:43so much for staying away from him
00:17:49you little hick
00:17:51how did you get him to promote you over me
00:17:59the candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week
00:18:02policy positions
00:18:03memorize all of it
00:18:04there's a false rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute
00:18:08if anyone finds out that he is intimate with an intern
00:18:12it's game over for all of us
00:18:14so keep it professional
00:18:16i believe in this campaign i won't jeopardize it
00:18:18that's why i stole the footage
00:18:20that's why i stole the footage
00:18:22because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss
00:18:25i didn't know that it was him
00:18:26and he thought i was just some rich snob lady
00:18:29oh my god
00:18:31you like him
00:18:32i get it
00:18:33he's freaking hot and successful
00:18:36i know but he doesn't know that it was me
00:18:39but he doesn't know that it was me
00:18:42and if word ever got out that he slept with himself
00:18:45don't worry
00:18:46the footage is gone
00:18:47and your hot little secret's safe
00:18:49crisis averted
00:18:51my opponent kristin for standard is a lying scandal
00:18:56in this election i will prove it
00:18:59vote for me
00:19:00what the hell is he talking about
00:19:02he's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night
00:19:06what he called you a hooker
00:19:08no not me
00:19:09but he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on topher
00:19:15and it's all a lie he's just framing him
00:19:18i actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress
00:19:23what
00:19:24i was there
00:19:25and he definitely didn't take that woman to his room
00:19:28you were the only one
00:19:30stop
00:19:31i will
00:19:32after you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:43just avoid being alone with topher
00:19:45he's in his office go on in
00:19:48oh no i don't want to interrupt
00:19:58morning sir your coffee
00:20:00sarah
00:20:01please call me topher
00:20:06ah
00:20:07just what i needed
00:20:08well
00:20:09i want to give you what you need
00:20:13it's my job as your assistant
00:20:15may i say
00:20:16you're excelling at it
00:20:19you seem nervous
00:20:21i'm not that scary am i
00:20:22no i
00:20:23um
00:20:25senator hustler is just
00:20:27saying you were with the hooker
00:20:29it's a lie it's so frustrating
00:20:31that's what my opponent does
00:20:35he lies
00:20:37but do you know why we're gonna win
00:20:40because we have the truth on our side
00:20:42don't we sarah
00:20:44the prostitute's story won't hold up because
00:20:47it isn't true
00:20:49so all we have to do is just smile
00:20:52take a breath
00:20:54and it's okay
00:20:55perfect
00:20:57just like that
00:21:05what are you doing here farm girl
00:21:07the hooker story isn't going away
00:21:09senator hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you
00:21:13but they're like
00:21:14politics isn't about proof intern
00:21:15it's about stories
00:21:17okay
00:21:18and the senator is telling a pretty juicy one
00:21:20whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us
00:21:24the senator is lying
00:21:27let's go confront him
00:21:28i'll do it myself
00:21:29no sir
00:21:30it's politically dangerous
00:21:31i'm not worried
00:21:33let's go confront the senator
00:21:35and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:38and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:41yeah
00:21:43make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:45let the adults take it from here farm girl
00:21:48i'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee
00:21:51wait
00:21:52sir
00:21:53we gotta go
00:21:54now
00:21:55i think sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp
00:21:57i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:59come on
00:22:01i want you with me
00:22:10stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted
00:22:14he slept
00:22:16with a hooker
00:22:23excuse me senator
00:22:26you're gonna lie about me
00:22:28say it to my face
00:22:30awww
00:22:31the immoral man
00:22:33who slept with a hooker
00:22:35has arrived
00:22:36i didn't have such thing
00:22:37a photo in the elevator is not proof senator
00:22:39he he he
00:22:40how do you should mention proof
00:22:42cause it's showtime
00:22:44bring in the hooker
00:22:48you screwed up
00:22:50this horned dog
00:22:52christopher stinnett
00:22:53hates yours truly
00:22:54for sex
00:22:56that door
00:23:00she's lying
00:23:01i didn't sleep with her
00:23:02i was with someone else
00:23:03well we can't prove it
00:23:05damn it i deleted the footage that would prove it
00:23:08i gotta do something
00:23:09where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her
00:23:12would you excuse me for a minute
00:23:13get out intern
00:23:15let the grown ups work
00:23:17christopher
00:23:19what do you have to say now
00:23:21you shameless sex creep
00:23:23she didn't sleep with me
00:23:25she drugged me
00:23:26that's a lie
00:23:28you were sober
00:23:29didn't even need viagra baby
00:23:32likely story
00:23:35stinnett
00:23:37admit it
00:23:39admit you paid for sex
00:23:40i don't lie to the public
00:23:42unlike you senator
00:23:43i'm honest
00:23:45oh baby
00:23:46i know you can't forget all the nasty things
00:23:48wounded in bed
00:23:51boy you better say what little dignity you have left me
00:23:54drop out of the race
00:23:57i'm fighting for working people
00:23:59i'm not giving up
00:24:00especially not cause of a lie
00:24:09i don't know you
00:24:10stop
00:24:11oh come on you know me
00:24:13i'm like that big booty last night
00:24:16slap it again
00:24:18absolutely not
00:24:19it's a lie
00:24:21oh we can see it all now
00:24:23tofa you have been exposed as a dnc
00:24:27dirty sex creep
00:24:29now drop out of the race
00:24:30now
00:24:33not so fast
00:24:39it's you
00:24:40who the hell are you
00:24:41who the hell are you
00:24:42who the hell are you
00:24:43you didn't sleep with him last night
00:24:50i did
00:24:51and i can prove it
00:24:55you didn't sleep with him that night
00:24:57i did
00:24:58and i've got the proof
00:24:59who the hell are you blondie
00:25:01you're lying
00:25:02are you sure about that
00:25:03who the hell is this
00:25:05who the hell is this
00:25:06get her out of here
00:25:08this is my event
00:25:09no
00:25:10no no her
00:25:11she works at the hotel
00:25:12she saw everything
00:25:13that's right
00:25:15i was on duty that night
00:25:16and i saw that woman try to seduce mr stennett in the hallway
00:25:20but she failed
00:25:22he pushed her off and went into his room
00:25:24and she headed to the elevator
00:25:25stennett
00:25:27how much did you pay
00:25:28to a random maid to testify for me
00:25:31i told the truth
00:25:33and your photos can prove i was there
00:25:38look
00:25:39there i am in your photos
00:25:42drugging a man is a felony
00:25:44so the question is
00:25:45why did you do it
00:25:46and
00:25:47why are you lying about sleeping with him
00:25:49this wasn't part of the deal
00:25:53shut up candy
00:25:54gee senator
00:25:55you're such a moral family values man
00:25:58why are you on a first name basis with a sex worker
00:26:04screw you
00:26:06i'm out of here
00:26:07you get your ass back
00:26:13is it true mr stennett
00:26:14you spent the night with this woman
00:26:16you slept with a random stranger
00:26:17i can't let his campaign fail because of me
00:26:20i have to do something
00:26:22i will help you save the campaign
00:26:24but i need you to trust someone
00:26:26ok
00:26:36random stranger
00:26:37well i'm hardly a stranger to tophar
00:26:39my name is beth
00:26:40i'm his fiancee
00:26:41my name is beth
00:26:42i'm his fiancee
00:26:44my name is beth
00:26:46i'm his fiancee
00:26:50beth
00:26:51who are you where where are you from
00:26:53what's your last name
00:26:54beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:56she's a private person
00:26:58i'm running for office not her
00:27:00thank you all
00:27:01hell yes
00:27:02we just dodged a scandal
00:27:03thanks to her
00:27:05beth you saved mine
00:27:06where the hell is sarah
00:27:08if that intern abandoned her post again
00:27:10we need to finally fire her
00:27:11you're engaged now as a beth
00:27:13i didn't know what to do
00:27:14i didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed
00:27:16i mean that was terrifying
00:27:17i can't do it again
00:27:18i thought my heart was gonna explode
00:27:19but it's sexy
00:27:21and don't worry the elections in a week
00:27:22you won't have to do it again
00:27:23you're fine
00:27:24you snuck off to be with a filthy hotel mate
00:27:26this filthy hotel mate just saved your boss's ass bitch
00:27:29there you are
00:27:31did you see it
00:27:32i did see it sir
00:27:33it was great
00:27:34no
00:27:35no
00:27:36no
00:27:37no
00:27:38no
00:27:39no
00:27:40no
00:27:41no
00:27:43no
00:27:44no
00:27:45no
00:27:46no
00:27:47no
00:27:48you didn't
00:27:49you weren't even there
00:27:50you're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring beth in the hotel maid to fix it
00:27:57Topher
00:27:58just fire her already
00:27:59what no
00:28:00why would he fire me
00:28:01i'm the one who set it up
00:28:02i called beth
00:28:04i mean i i didn't
00:28:05i i actually
00:28:06did
00:28:07sarah
00:28:08if you're the one who called beth
00:28:09you just saved my ass
00:28:11what
00:28:13sarah's lying she
00:28:14she didn't
00:28:15no i did
00:28:16i did it to help mr stinnett
00:28:18to help Topher
00:28:19she just brought my campaign back from the dead
00:28:21get back from the dead
00:28:32i had it all planned
00:28:34i had it all planned
00:28:36we catched it
00:28:37with the hooker i hired
00:28:39and that damn rich
00:28:41blonde bitch ruined it
00:28:43oh
00:28:45robbie loved that as well
00:28:46i want her
00:28:47investigated
00:28:48and deep fucking destroyed
00:28:50dead destroyed
00:28:51sir i can't find any information on her
00:28:54it's like beth just she just doesn't exist
00:28:56that's not impossible she
00:28:58you're right
00:29:01you're right bobby boy
00:29:04she doesn't exist
00:29:06Danny tell him the good news
00:29:08we're back in a close race
00:29:09if we keep fighting and avoid scandals
00:29:11we can win this election
00:29:13and and
00:29:15it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee beth
00:29:18we all owe a huge thanks
00:29:20to the best campaign intern and assistant i could have ever asked for
00:29:25when this campaign ship was sinking
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat
00:29:30there was nothing really
00:29:33Sarah saved us all
00:29:34i need to get him a moment to turn him against the farm bitch
00:29:38alright everyone back to work
00:29:40Topher
00:29:41sir
00:29:42can i talk to you for a second
00:29:46really Sarah
00:29:47you saved me
00:29:48and i'll never forget it
00:29:50i want to personally thank you
00:29:52Topher
00:29:53Senator Hessler is claiming that
00:29:55your fiancee beth is
00:29:56some actress that you hired
00:29:58he's saying that it's all just a giant lie
00:30:00we have to get beth in a public interview
00:30:02damn
00:30:04beth is a mysterious woman
00:30:06i don't know if she'll want to go out publicly but
00:30:08i'll call her and give her a try
00:30:14she's not picking up
00:30:18Sarah you've tried to get beth before
00:30:20can you try to call her again
00:30:23Sarah you've tried to get beth before
00:30:25can you try to call her again
00:30:27Sarah
00:30:28please call her right now
00:30:29no i can't pretend to be beth again
00:30:31it's too risky
00:30:32i'll do my best
00:30:33she's useless
00:30:34i told you
00:30:36she doesn't even know beth
00:30:37no time Topher
00:30:39we need to get beth involved publicly
00:30:40ASAP
00:30:41give us beth's number
00:30:43we'll track her location
00:30:44drag her ass here
00:30:45no
00:30:46i'm not going to treat beth like that
00:30:48i'm here to protect her
00:30:49even if it hurts my campaign
00:30:51it won't just hurt our campaign
00:30:54it'll destroy it
00:30:55this isn't your campaign Rebecca
00:30:58it's mine
00:31:00and you work for me
00:31:02for me
00:31:11what are you smiling at farm girl
00:31:13i'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place
00:31:17you bitch
00:31:20i don't know how
00:31:22but i know that the scandal with beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault
00:31:26my fault
00:31:27i'm the one who called beth to the event and saved us
00:31:30you're such a liar
00:31:32beth is a beautiful classy rich woman
00:31:37you are a poor dirty farm girl
00:31:42you don't know beth
00:31:44and when the candidate finds out that you lied about it
00:31:48i'll make sure he fires you
00:31:50i can't be beth in public
00:31:56it's too risky
00:31:58but what if Topher loses the campaign
00:32:00i cannot ruin his career
00:32:03the center is telling the media that
00:32:06beth isn't real
00:32:07we need her
00:32:08she didn't pick up the phone
00:32:10sarah where's sarah
00:32:11she said she could contact beth
00:32:12as if
00:32:17think about it
00:32:18how does a poor intern who just arrived off bus from cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful wealthy city heiress
00:32:25i wonder that too
00:32:27if she can't get beth to come today
00:32:29fire her for lying
00:32:31i'll fire her if she lied to us
00:32:33beth
00:32:40hi i'm rebecca
00:32:42it's so great to meet you
00:32:43may i call you beth
00:32:45Topher
00:32:46i wasn't sure if i should come
00:32:47but sarah convinced me to
00:32:49i knew sarah would come through
00:32:52Topher
00:32:53i hope you understand why i've been distant
00:32:56you're running a campaign
00:32:57and i'm a private person
00:32:59i don't want you to do anything
00:33:00you're uncomfortable with
00:33:02we need her
00:33:04the center is telling the world that she doesn't exist
00:33:06unless you do a joint tv interview
00:33:08this scandal will ruin our campaign
00:33:11you need me
00:33:13on live tv
00:33:15i can't do it
00:33:16i won't be able to pretend to be rich
00:33:17right in front of the camera
00:33:19it would be a disaster
00:33:21it's your choice
00:33:23this is all sarah's fault
00:33:25by the way
00:33:26where is that dirty farm girl
00:33:28she's late
00:33:30screw it
00:33:32i have to fire her
00:33:33enough
00:33:34i don't like the way you talk about sarah
00:33:37she may just be a working class girl from a farm
00:33:39but she's a hard worker
00:33:41not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this
00:33:45excuse me i-
00:33:46you heard what i said
00:33:48back off
00:33:50and that's a good lesson for rebecca to learn
00:33:52i'm sorry to ask
00:33:54but i need you
00:33:56topher
00:33:58if it helps your candidacy
00:34:00i will do the interview
00:34:02yeah i'll script the whole thing
00:34:04tell you exactly what to say on tv
00:34:06this interview will save my campaign
00:34:08or if i don't handle it perfectly
00:34:11i'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide
00:34:14well i've got a meeting scheduled so i must go but see you then
00:34:19see
00:34:20where is she always running off to
00:34:25okay i have all our lines memorized
00:34:27me too
00:34:28i mean i helped beth
00:34:30memorize everything
00:34:31good but
00:34:32with the interview soon where's beth
00:34:34mr stinnett
00:34:35is your fiance here yet
00:34:36we're live in five minutes
00:34:38any second now
00:34:41i'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:34:44did you gossip about me with beth
00:34:48you shameless bitch
00:34:50you're trying to sabotage me with a candidate
00:34:52no
00:34:53rebecca i don't have time to argue with you
00:34:55i just need to use the ladies
00:34:56hold it in
00:34:58this isn't your corn farm
00:34:59you can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it
00:35:03you're not going anywhere
00:35:04we're live in four minutes
00:35:06if beth isn't here by then i'm reporting that your fiancee ditched you
00:35:10you'll take the blame farm girl
00:35:12if that doesn't show it's your fault
00:35:15mr stinnett where is beth
00:35:20you're not going anywhere
00:35:23you're not going anywhere
00:35:25if beth doesn't show up for the interview
00:35:28you're gonna be here to take the blame
00:35:30you can't sneak away this time
00:35:33becca
00:35:34beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and sarah
00:35:36what beth said that
00:35:39she isn't even here
00:35:41you see sarah is ignorant and dumb
00:35:45sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:47and beautiful
00:35:49and she deserves to be here just like anyone else
00:35:52beautiful
00:35:54what the fuck's your attitude rebecca
00:35:59thank you topher
00:36:00i mean
00:36:01sir
00:36:03do you really think i'm beautiful
00:36:05i should have said that
00:36:07but yes
00:36:08i do think you're beautiful
00:36:10i barely know beth
00:36:12posing as my fiancee was just to avoid a scandal
00:36:15honestly i'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side
00:36:19not her
00:36:20topher
00:36:21i know
00:36:23i have to worry about the election
00:36:25for one more week i'll pretend to be with beth
00:36:27after that all bets
00:36:29are off
00:36:31three minutes to air
00:36:33where's beth?
00:36:34i'll go get her
00:36:39my name is beth
00:36:41and topher and i started dating five months ago
00:36:48just breathe
00:36:50if i can herd cattle
00:36:51i can manage a simple tv interview
00:36:54one minute left
00:36:55one minute left
00:37:07come on beth
00:37:08let's go introduce the world on tv
00:37:16my campaign manager told me exactly what to say
00:37:19this will be a breeze
00:37:24we meet the mysterious beth
00:37:26fiance of senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor
00:37:30christopher stinnett
00:37:32tell us beth
00:37:33how did you two meet
00:37:34okay
00:37:35just have to repeat the lines the campaign script for us
00:37:38well it's been a whirlwind
00:37:40we started dating about five months ago
00:37:42we met at a political event
00:37:44that far girl bitch intern sarah disappeared again
00:37:47quiet
00:37:48tofer and beth are doing great
00:37:50sarah's the one that got beth here
00:37:52beyond politics
00:37:53what do you love about beth
00:37:54as a person
00:37:56shit
00:37:57i forgot to write an answer to that question
00:37:59come on tofer
00:38:01it shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:38:05what do you love about beth
00:38:07it shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:38:11what do you love about beth
00:38:13my fiance is so modest
00:38:15we're not used to being in public together
00:38:18you can answer
00:38:19i won't be embarrassed
00:38:21i don't know anything about beth
00:38:23i need to think about someone i know and have actual feelings for
00:38:27where's sarah?
00:38:29mr stinnett
00:38:33what do i love about her?
00:38:35she has an upbeat and optimistic personality
00:38:38she's charming and funny
00:38:40but passionate about the things we both care about
00:38:44she's beautiful
00:38:46and humble
00:38:48sarah is
00:38:49she's talking about me?
00:38:50sarah
00:38:51the real me
00:38:53did i say sarah?
00:38:54sarah is my middle name
00:38:56that's right
00:38:57beth sarah
00:38:59of course i was talking about beth
00:39:01my fiance
00:39:03well same question for you beth
00:39:05we know christopher the politician
00:39:07tell us what you love about the man
00:39:08beth is a private person
00:39:09i don't want to put her on the spot
00:39:11well this is a public tv interview
00:39:12it's expected that she'll talk about your relationship
00:39:14no i don't think she has to
00:39:16no i don't mind
00:39:17what do i love about topher?
00:39:19there's something special about him
00:39:21yes he is successful and
00:39:23handsome
00:39:24powerful
00:39:26but unlike other men like that
00:39:29he's also kind
00:39:31he has a big heart
00:39:33he sees people for who they are
00:39:35regardless of
00:39:36wealth or status
00:39:37he respects and listens to everyone
00:39:38even as interns
00:39:39he makes them feel good
00:39:41you have a surprise
00:39:42mr senate's opponent in this election
00:39:43senator hesler has called into our program
00:39:45senator welcome
00:39:47this is an interview between myself and my fiance
00:39:49we didn't discuss having my opponent
00:39:51what's the matter boy?
00:39:52what's the matter boy?
00:39:53afraid to speak to me?
00:39:54in front of the voters?
00:39:55what's the matter boy?
00:39:56afraid to speak to me?
00:39:57in front of the voters?
00:39:59no of course not
00:40:01welcome senator hesler
00:40:03welcome senator hesler
00:40:05you have a surprise?
00:40:06even his interns
00:40:07he makes them feel good
00:40:09you have a surprise?
00:40:10mr senate's opponent in this election
00:40:11senator hesler has called into our program
00:40:13senator welcome
00:40:15this is an interview between myself and my fiance
00:40:17we didn't discuss having my opponent
00:40:18what's the matter boy?
00:40:19afraid to speak to me?
00:40:20in front of the voters?
00:40:22no
00:40:24of course not
00:40:26welcome senator hesler
00:40:28do you have a question for your opponent?
00:40:29or for his fiancee beth?
00:40:31i do
00:40:32it's funny
00:40:33beth claims to be an heir as a political donor
00:40:35but
00:40:36i've been in politics a long time
00:40:38and neither i nor anyone i know
00:40:40has ever heard of her
00:40:42she's a private person senator
00:40:45i want the opportunity to meet her in person
00:40:48politics can be so nasty
00:40:51but let's have a night where it isn't
00:40:54there is a non-partum
00:40:56charity fundraiser tomorrow night
00:40:57i'll be there
00:40:58bring your fiancee beth along
00:41:00i have seen
00:41:02i've never been to a black tie event before
00:41:04the senator will expose me
00:41:05unless you're afraid to be together in public
00:41:09of course not
00:41:10beth will join me
00:41:15absolutely
00:41:16how am i gonna pull this off?
00:41:26i have never been to a black tie event
00:41:29it'll be fun
00:41:30the booze is free
00:41:32i'm excited to go out with him
00:41:33but not as beth
00:41:35i won't know how to act
00:41:36i mean
00:41:37do i put my pinky out when i'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39only if you're the queen of england
00:41:41or something
00:41:42you will be fine
00:41:43what are you so worried about?
00:41:46i just don't want to hurt topher
00:41:47or his campaign
00:41:49wow
00:41:50you've got a bad form, huh?
00:41:52a knight on the arm of your handsome crush
00:41:55and you get to dress up
00:41:57and eat caviar
00:41:58and finally see how the other half lives
00:42:01i'm jealous
00:42:03you're gonna need a fancy dress
00:42:04are you serious?
00:42:07are you serious?
00:42:08good thing i swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel
00:42:11a rich guest left it
00:42:13i got you covered
00:42:29that's the one
00:42:30Topher, darling, another glass of champagne?
00:42:32yes, girl
00:42:33make him work for it
00:42:35i think he'll like it?
00:42:36like it?
00:42:37he'll be drooling
00:42:39sarah!
00:42:40it's me, Topher
00:42:41i know it's late, but i need to see you
00:42:43he's here to see me?
00:42:46but he can't see me like this
00:42:49sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:52is outside your door looking for you
00:42:56no, Topher
00:42:57hold on, please
00:42:58but he can't see me as beth
00:43:00so i just need you to go distract him
00:43:04i brought you something
00:43:05i'll just leave it outside for you here
00:43:10i'll see you tomorrow sarah
00:43:12just one second
00:43:14what has gotten into you?
00:43:16i'm in, but distract him
00:43:18okay
00:43:21sarah
00:43:22oh
00:43:23hi
00:43:24uh, you're from the hotel
00:43:25stephanie, right?
00:43:26yes
00:43:27yes, sarah will be out in a second
00:43:29i was just leaving
00:43:31have fun you two
00:43:37what was that?
00:43:38is everything okay?
00:43:43wow!
00:43:44i told you i'd be done in a second
00:43:46i heard a crash
00:43:47i thought you might be hurt
00:43:51what are you doing here?
00:43:53i uh, i could make something up
00:43:56and say i needed help with a draft of my speech
00:43:59but i don't
00:44:01i came here to see you
00:44:03i'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign
00:44:08beth, i wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her
00:44:11you were pretty convincing all on your own
00:44:13i wish i could say what i came here to say
00:44:16but i have a fake fiance
00:44:19and after the election when there's no worries about scandal
00:44:23let's revisit this conversation
00:44:28good luck at the event tomorrow
00:44:30i won't need luck if you're there
00:44:32it's a black tie
00:44:34it's a black tie
00:44:35i thought you might need something to wear
00:44:44Topher, this is...
00:44:46gorgeous
00:44:48but i shouldn't be there
00:44:49as your intern
00:44:50you're my assistant
00:44:52i need you there with me
00:44:54i want to thank you and beth together
00:44:57goodnight sarah
00:44:59okay
00:45:02and beth
00:45:03in the same room
00:45:10okay piece of cake
00:45:12just have to be two people in the same place tonight
00:45:14sarah, the campaign intern
00:45:16and beth, the heiress's fiancee
00:45:18dumb hick
00:45:20where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:22you snuck away again
00:45:24i don't know what you're talking about rebecca
00:45:26but didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29nice?
00:45:30how the hell am i supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:34look at this knock-off dress
00:45:36let me see this cheap
00:45:38it isn't cheap, so don't touch it
00:45:40too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42how the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:46we are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:50if anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal
00:45:52i didn't steal it, it was a gift
00:45:54haha, from who?
00:45:56special man in my life
00:45:58what do you think you're cinderella?
00:46:01get lost, intern
00:46:02he's coming over to talk to me about how hot i look
00:46:05looking very handsome tonight sir
00:46:09should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13wow
00:46:15sarah, you look beautiful
00:46:18excuse me, she
00:46:20stole that dress
00:46:22she stole that dress
00:46:24it's not stealing, it's a gift
00:46:29what?
00:46:31who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:34am i not my right mind?
00:46:36i bought it for sarah
00:46:38what?
00:46:39looky looky
00:46:52the sex creep candidate
00:46:54flirting with the pull
00:46:57young intern behind
00:46:59his fiance's back
00:47:01and speaking of your fiance back
00:47:03i'm gonna go change into bath tofer
00:47:05just hang on
00:47:06your concern for my personal life is touching, senator
00:47:10my fiance will be right here
00:47:12isn't that right?
00:47:16mr stinnett, where's your lovely fiance?
00:47:19yes, and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:23yeah! tofer?
00:47:25where is she?
00:47:27your woman isn't here in five seconds
00:47:28you will be destroyed, i'm telling you
00:47:41darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:45only a little darling fiance
00:47:47shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:48shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:55i have been dying
00:47:57to meet you, beth
00:48:01i think you're a fraud
00:48:03and i'm gonna be watching you all night long
00:48:07like a hawk!
00:48:09oh shit, what am i supposed to do during a five course meal?
00:48:12why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14ladies and gentlemen
00:48:16as your senator
00:48:18i am proud to be raising money for
00:48:21for
00:48:23my bobby boy
00:48:25on the family community council
00:48:27yes! family values
00:48:29which my opponent stinnett has none of
00:48:32first a prostitute
00:48:34and then a sudden fiance
00:48:37we know nothing about
00:48:39senator
00:48:41this isn't a political event
00:48:43it's charity
00:48:45leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:50i'm sorry you have to sit without the night
00:48:52it's okay
00:48:54just pluck my nose when i'm around
00:48:56smart
00:48:58his odors legendary
00:49:01beth!
00:49:03you're an heiress
00:49:05and a political donor
00:49:07hmm
00:49:09funny
00:49:11politics is such a small world after all
00:49:14and i have never seen or heard of you until now
00:49:18it's funny
00:49:20i hadn't heard of you either
00:49:22until you started attacking the rights of women and working people
00:49:25a wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette
00:49:30ha!
00:49:33beth are you alright?
00:49:35of course she knows
00:49:37it's the forehead
00:49:39don't go church stinnett
00:49:41a rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:43which is the salad fork
00:49:45what else are you hiding?
00:49:48senator
00:49:50these elitist banquets are a little pretentious
00:49:53i may be rich but
00:49:55in my heart i'm working class
00:49:57the kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use
00:50:01like christopher
00:50:04i support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people
00:50:08not the elites like you are senator
00:50:11ha ha ha
00:50:13nice try girl
00:50:14my name is beth
00:50:16not girl
00:50:18i'm an independent woman who thinks for myself
00:50:20the kind of women you fear
00:50:22because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election
00:50:27damn beth well played
00:50:29this is outrageous
00:50:31this is a charity event
00:50:33this is not a woman's right
00:50:36feminist nazi gathering
00:50:38if you're so rich
00:50:40where did you get your money?
00:50:42i want to see your taxes
00:50:44i want to see your birth certificate
00:50:46and i demand
00:50:48to know anything
00:50:50lady
00:50:52is done with your sexist interrogation senator
00:50:55come on my lady
00:50:57let's dance
00:51:02sorry
00:51:04i know this is one you signed up for but
00:51:05i really appreciate it
00:51:07it's okay
00:51:09i'm having fun with you
00:51:15is something wrong?
00:51:17i'm sorry beth
00:51:19i really appreciate you signed up
00:51:21to be my fake fiance in order to save my campaign
00:51:24but i had my heart set on someone else
00:51:26someone i have really real feelings for
00:51:28maybe even love
00:51:30who is it?
00:51:32i shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal
00:51:35the senator in press would devour me
00:51:37because she's my intern
00:51:39i think i'm in love with my assistant sarah
00:51:42really?
00:51:45oh my god he loves me! what?
00:51:51should i tell him i feel the same way?
00:51:54well i know sarah
00:51:56and i'm certain that she feels the same about you
00:52:02that's the best news i've ever heard
00:52:04do you know where sarah is?
00:52:05i need to talk to her
00:52:06i want to talk to you
00:52:08she wants to talk to you too
00:52:12she'll meet you in your office after this event
00:52:16perfect, thank you beth
00:52:17thank you beth
00:52:21i'm sorry
00:52:29he loves me
00:52:31he loves me
00:52:33but how will he react when i tell him i've been pretending to be beth?
00:52:37will he hate me for it?
00:52:39sarah
00:52:41i need to see you
00:52:43me too
00:52:44topher i need to tell you something
00:52:46it's something that i've been meaning to tell you for a long time but
00:52:49not now guys
00:52:52yes now the intern can wait
00:52:54what is the intern doing here lonely with you?
00:52:56sarah and i need a few minutes alone to speak
00:52:58just give us a few minutes
00:53:00this is important
00:53:02a lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about
00:53:04you're rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election
00:53:07you're tied with senator hesler
00:53:09it's all thanks to your relationship with beth
00:53:11people love her
00:53:13she's our secret weapon
00:53:15seriously? people love me
00:53:17but not the real me
00:53:19the rich blonde they've been pretending to be
00:53:21politics is so ridiculous
00:53:23i see
00:53:25it's good news
00:53:27just give us a few minutes to talk
00:53:28no time
00:53:29we have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going
00:53:30that's
00:53:33wait
00:53:35i'm not doing any press conferences
00:53:36i'll have a moment alone with sarah
00:53:38now
00:53:39jesus get your priorities straight
00:53:41what could you possibly need to talk to her about now
00:53:52sarah i've been dying to get you alone for a moment
00:53:55too topher
00:53:56i know it's dangerous and scandalous but
00:53:57i need to tell you that i
00:54:03wait
00:54:12you're beth
00:54:14it's you
00:54:16it's you
00:54:18you're beth
00:54:19topher i wanted to tell you but i
00:54:21sarah
00:54:22beth
00:54:23whoever you are
00:54:24why
00:54:25i had hardly left the farm my entire life before i came here
00:54:29but i came here because of you
00:54:31because i believed in your campaign
00:54:33you inspired me
00:54:35that doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite
00:54:37i wasn't pretending i was just having fun
00:54:39i didn't know it was you that night but
00:54:42then
00:54:44then we had that night together
00:54:46a beautiful magical night
00:54:49then i came to the office and you walked in and i knew that if anyone found out you were sleeping with your intern
00:55:00it would ruin my campaign
00:55:02i had to protect you topher
00:55:04so i pretended to be beth
00:55:05say something topher
00:55:07please
00:55:09i have feelings for you sarah
00:55:12i can't if anyone found out senator hessler used this information to destroy you it would ruin both of us
00:55:23i'm willing to take that risk
00:55:25but i can't
00:55:28i believe in you
00:55:30your campaign is too important i can't jeopardize it
00:55:34but i love you
00:55:36no
00:55:38now if he gets intimate with his assistant
00:55:40it's game over for all of us
00:55:42so keep it professional
00:55:44please
00:55:46don't
00:55:47hey what's going on
00:55:55the press is outside
00:55:56they want a statement about your rising polls
00:55:59come on the election is tied
00:56:06what the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly
00:56:09say nothing it's none of your business
00:56:11you're so important to him
00:56:15this is his speech
00:56:20make yourself useful
00:56:22and give it to him
00:56:24now
00:56:26hurry
00:56:31now you'll be fired
00:56:33hick
00:56:34it's just your speech
00:56:43it's just your speech
00:56:50thank you all for coming tonight
00:56:52i'm here to talk about an urgent issue
00:56:53urgent issue
00:56:54you know
00:56:55i could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech like most politicians
00:57:09but i'm a different candidate
00:57:11so why don't we flip the script
00:57:13you ask me any question and i will answer
00:57:16any questions?
00:57:18any questions?
00:57:20this is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator
00:57:23but how am i supposed to win
00:57:24if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:26who gave him the speech?
00:57:28who?
00:57:29who?
00:57:30farm girl did it?
00:57:31i saw her give the speech to him
00:57:32no that's not true
00:57:33so you didn't give him the papers
00:57:34no
00:57:35yes i i i did
00:57:36you know
00:57:37no
00:57:38no
00:57:39no
00:57:40no
00:57:41no
00:57:42no
00:57:43no
00:57:44no
00:57:45no
00:57:46no
00:57:47no
00:57:48no
00:57:49no
00:57:50no
00:57:51no
00:57:53no
00:57:54no
00:57:55no
00:57:56i saw her give the speech to him
00:57:57no
00:57:58no
00:57:59that's not true
00:58:00so you didn't give him the papers
00:58:01no
00:58:02yes
00:58:03i i did give him the papers
00:58:04are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:06are you working for senator Hessler?
00:58:09i didn't do the-
00:58:10we have to fire her
00:58:11that's right
00:58:12fire the incompetent
00:58:15wait
00:58:17Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him
00:58:21you pathetic lying hick
00:58:23i'm not a liar
00:58:24and stop calling me a hick
00:58:27enough
00:58:29i can't believe that sarah would do this
00:58:32she's a good person i want her to stick around no matter what
00:58:35she gave you the papers
00:58:37there's one easy way to prove this
00:58:39check the printer id
00:58:41see who printed out these pages
00:58:42what? but
00:58:43but sarah did it i-
00:58:45she did it
00:58:46case closed
00:58:47the end
00:58:48fire her
00:58:49case is closed rebecca
00:58:51your id code was used to print the pages out
00:58:53no i-
00:58:56it's not what it looks like
00:58:59this is your final warning
00:59:01you do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:59:03or demean sarah one more time
00:59:06and you're fired
00:59:08i need to speak with you
00:59:10alone
00:59:11topher
00:59:12mr stinnett
00:59:14i can't
00:59:16i won't be the reason to stay in the election so
00:59:20let's keep it professional
00:59:22wait sarah
00:59:23sir
00:59:26you're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad
00:59:29forget about the intern
00:59:31we need to go
00:59:32now
00:59:33now
00:59:34i'm only going
00:59:35if sarah goes
00:59:40why
00:59:41senator hesler's reckless i-
00:59:45i mean radical ideas
00:59:48cut
00:59:49topher what's going on
00:59:50i'm fine let's just go for another take
00:59:52what the hell did you do for him girl
00:59:54what did you say to him in his office
00:59:56for once in your life rebecca just leave me alone
00:59:59leave you alone
01:00:00i don't know what you did
01:00:02but i know that this is somehow your fault
01:00:04you screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose
01:00:07no i only want him to win
01:00:09well
01:00:10whatever you're doing you're doing a terrible job
01:00:13idiot
01:00:14action
01:00:15i'm christopher stinnett
01:00:17vote for me stinnett
01:00:18senate
01:00:19vote for the senate
01:00:21and i'm here to talk about
01:00:22what
01:00:24love
01:00:25love
01:00:26cut
01:00:27cut
01:00:28topher what's going on
01:00:30why are you looking at an
01:00:34an intern
01:00:36an intern
01:00:38stinnett
01:00:39i'm here i just want to see you do your best
01:00:42i know you can win this so
01:00:45let's see it
01:00:47let's go
01:00:48again another take
01:00:53senator hesler runs on fear and hatred
01:00:56i'm a different kind of candidate
01:00:58i believe everyone deserves respect and admiration
01:01:01whether you're a high powered ceo
01:01:03or a working girl on a farm
01:01:05i believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions
01:01:08whether it's popular or not
01:01:10love conquers hate
01:01:12and love is worth taking this for
01:01:15this election don't let fear control you
01:01:18follow your heart
01:01:20vote for love
01:01:22i'm christopher stinnett
01:01:24and i approve this message
01:01:26cut
01:01:27that was fantastic
01:01:29bravo
01:01:30woo
01:01:31what's gotten into you man
01:01:34let's keep filming you can give orders to your intern later
01:01:39i'm tired of later
01:01:41i'm tired of later
01:01:42i want to talk now
01:01:44mr stinnett
01:01:45don't call me mr stinnett
01:01:46to you it's just over
01:01:48excuse me
01:01:52where are you going
01:01:54that was great sir
01:01:55thank you
01:01:57before you say anything
01:02:00sarah i want you
01:02:02i need you
01:02:04do for what about the election
01:02:06screw politics
01:02:07you're more important
01:02:08i don't care how it affects the campaign
01:02:10i want to be together for real
01:02:13if you do
01:02:43that was so beautiful
01:03:06sarah i want to thank you
01:03:08for what
01:03:09you've made me happy
01:03:10truly happy
01:03:11i've been so focused on my career
01:03:14i've never had a chance to feel love like this
01:03:17i feel the same way
01:03:18when i win
01:03:20the first thing i'm gonna do
01:03:21is to let the whole world know
01:03:23you're my girl
01:03:24we will win
01:03:25mr...
01:03:26future senator
01:03:28we need to commemorate this moment with a drink
01:03:32be careful
01:03:34ouch
01:03:36are you okay
01:03:39yeah i just cut my finger
01:03:42don't move
01:03:43i don't want to let you get hurt again
01:03:47it's not a big deal
01:03:50don't move
01:03:53i don't care who sees us together
01:03:57i'm still your intern the world still thinks you're engaged to meth
01:04:07we've been trying to reach you
01:04:20damn
01:04:21what's going on
01:04:22are you having an affair
01:04:24are you having an affair
01:04:27is there someone in here
01:04:28i'm entitled to my privacy
01:04:30get out
01:04:31this is a political campaign
01:04:32there's no such thing as privacy
01:04:34oh
01:04:37sorry
01:04:38beth
01:04:39beth
01:04:40i
01:04:41topher
01:04:42i didn't realize you were with your fiance
01:04:43what happened to your finger beth
01:04:45can't handle all the candidates passion in the bedroom
01:04:47enough
01:04:48rebecca
01:04:49get out
01:04:50i apologize sir
01:04:51i came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls
01:04:54we'll see you in the morning
01:04:56did you hear that
01:05:00it's a few more days without any scandals
01:05:02and you'll be a u.s senator
01:05:04if you want to call us for some celebration
01:05:07thanks
01:05:08where were you
01:05:15farm girl give me a pen quickly
01:05:19your finger is injured just like
01:05:21excuse me
01:05:22no why would you fire me
01:05:23i'm the one who set it up
01:05:24i called pet
01:05:25topher
01:05:27i wasn't sure if i should come
01:05:28but sarah convinced me to
01:05:31holy shit
01:05:34holy shit
01:05:38you are beth
01:05:39becca please keep your voice down
01:05:41you
01:05:42lying
01:05:43slut
01:05:44i don't know how it works on the corn farm
01:05:46but in the real world
01:05:48there are consequences
01:05:50do you know what this means
01:05:52a candidate
01:05:54candidate
01:05:55for senate
01:05:56sleeping with his intern
01:05:58this will be a huge scandal
01:06:00christopher
01:06:01will lose the election
01:06:03thank you for the reminder but no one will know if you don't
01:06:06how did a dumb
01:06:08poor farm girl like you
01:06:11seduce the hottest most eligible bachelor in the state
01:06:15did you drug him or something
01:06:17he should have been mine
01:06:19and i think
01:06:20please keep your voice down
01:06:21what is going on
01:06:23i warned you
01:06:24about yelling at sarah
01:06:25i just found out you're sleeping with this slut
01:06:29not only is it shocking
01:06:30it'll end your career
01:06:32your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:36so just dump her
01:06:38now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:55Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:58Topher, I need you help finalizing this press release.
01:07:01Let's go.
01:07:02They should be mine.
01:07:04You stupid, lying,
01:07:06slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time,
01:07:10my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time
01:07:14you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do
01:07:19when he finds out.
01:07:22Oh, no.
01:07:23Corn girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:25I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:35Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:44she's lying.
01:07:46I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate
01:07:49members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:52I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:53You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff
01:08:02this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:08I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:20But aren't you worried
01:08:21now that she knows
01:08:22that she's gonna go
01:08:23and tell Senator Hustler
01:08:24and the media
01:08:24you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:27As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28What?
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:31Becca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this camp
01:08:33and too much to destroy it.
01:08:35But I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:40Did you mean it
01:08:40when you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you, too.
01:08:58Sarah,
01:08:59what do you think about this line
01:09:01for the domain to help?
01:09:05I like it.
01:09:06I'm glad you like it.
01:09:09I think that's enough input
01:09:13from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow
01:09:17and a debate against Hustler
01:09:19in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:23Come on,
01:09:26get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me,
01:09:28I'm all around that.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:31No, Topher,
01:09:32she's not coming.
01:09:33You're engaged to bet.
01:09:35I'm not gonna let the media
01:09:36see the lusty ways
01:09:37you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming!
01:09:39I'm not coming!
01:09:39When he goes low,
01:09:48you go high.
01:09:50In the debate,
01:09:50I need you to emphasize
01:09:51love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:55Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:09:57Hi, I'm Sarah
01:10:08from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:11Sarah,
01:10:12yes,
01:10:13here you are.
01:10:15His campaign manager
01:10:16specifically told me
01:10:18to keep you out.
01:10:19Go away.
01:10:20But...
01:10:21Hi, I'm here
01:10:30for my fiancée's interview.
01:10:32My name's...
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth, please.
01:10:35Go right in.
01:10:36Oh,
01:10:37good luck tonight.
01:10:41Sarah,
01:10:41I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck child.
01:10:50Sorry, Beth.
01:10:51I...
01:10:51What?
01:10:52Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping
01:10:55with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah
01:11:01this whole time?
01:11:02Calm down.
01:11:04I ordered you
01:11:04not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal
01:11:07waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me
01:11:10at this debate.
01:11:11You stupid.
01:11:12Hey!
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus,
01:11:17Topher,
01:11:17this is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this
01:11:20little farm girl
01:11:21hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now
01:11:24and kick her out
01:11:26or I'll resign
01:11:27as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah,
01:11:32the election is in two days.
01:11:35I can't do this
01:11:35without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:41Your services
01:11:43are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning
01:11:47without me.
01:11:51Go out there.
01:11:56Kick some
01:11:56girls' back.
01:12:03Hey,
01:12:04warm slut.
01:12:06Becca,
01:12:07Topher fired you.
01:12:08What are you doing?
01:12:08Are you then here?
01:12:10I'm working for
01:12:11some other husband.
01:12:13And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping
01:12:16with you,
01:12:17his intern.
01:12:20This debate
01:12:21is about to be
01:12:22a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca,
01:12:24I can't believe
01:12:25you defected to the enemy
01:12:26because you hate me
01:12:27that much.
01:12:28You really
01:12:28are so endless.
01:12:30What are you
01:12:30going to do about it,
01:12:31farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:35No.
01:12:36I don't fight.
01:12:36I go to war.
01:12:39We are live
01:12:41for the Senate debate
01:12:41between Senator Hessler
01:12:43and his challenger,
01:12:44Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie,
01:12:48Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun
01:12:51indoors
01:12:51at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:55What video?
01:12:56If there was a video
01:12:58with an AI fake,
01:13:00you are really
01:13:03getting nasty
01:13:04in the dirt
01:13:05like a farm girl.
01:13:10You and your boyfriend
01:13:11are about to be
01:13:12drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:16you have one
01:13:17as your intern,
01:13:18right?
01:13:20Stinnett,
01:13:20are you sleeping
01:13:21with your intern?
01:13:22You are having
01:13:27an unethical,
01:13:29immoral,
01:13:30disgusting,
01:13:32tall dream
01:13:33affair with
01:13:35one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43This.
01:13:48What are you
01:13:48smiling about?
01:13:50Your boyfriend
01:13:50is about to be
01:13:51destroyed.
01:13:54Topher sees
01:13:54the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm,
01:13:57I learned to trust
01:13:58my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would
01:14:00do something desperate
01:14:01when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared
01:14:04for this.
01:14:05You rang,
01:14:06Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell
01:14:08can a maid
01:14:09help you?
01:14:11All you have to do
01:14:12is tell the truth.
01:14:21Candy?
01:14:23Candy?
01:14:23I mean,
01:14:24who are you?
01:14:25You've spent
01:14:25your entire campaign
01:14:27mocking and demeaning
01:14:28women.
01:14:29Now it's time for me
01:14:30to give you a taste
01:14:31of your own medicine.
01:14:34Aw, come on,
01:14:35Senator H.
01:14:36You know me.
01:14:38I didn't sleep
01:14:39with your opponent
01:14:40like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure
01:14:43did sleep
01:14:44with you,
01:14:45big boy.
01:14:48I am a religious,
01:14:50moral family man
01:14:51and I did not
01:14:53have sex
01:14:54with this woman.
01:15:04Now turn that
01:15:05damn thing off!
01:15:06We have a bigger
01:15:07scandal right here.
01:15:08TOEFL is not only
01:15:10screwing his intern,
01:15:13his fiancée
01:15:14isn't real.
01:15:15He lied,
01:15:17he lied,
01:15:17he lied.
01:15:19Christopher's
01:15:19standing,
01:15:20he slept
01:15:21with his intern,
01:15:22then he lied
01:15:23to all of you
01:15:23to pretend
01:15:24that his fiancée
01:15:25was a social liar.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:31I...
01:15:32After we destroy
01:15:33your life tonight,
01:15:34you'll have no choice
01:15:35but to run home
01:15:36to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I...
01:15:38I, I, I...
01:15:40You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:42And then dropped
01:15:43out of this race
01:15:44in disgrace!
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest
01:15:56about my personal life.
01:15:59You all deserve
01:16:00the truth
01:16:01straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:03Godless,
01:16:05unethical,
01:16:06immoral,
01:16:07lying!
01:16:08S-O-B!
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference
01:16:13between us,
01:16:14you lied
01:16:15for cruelty
01:16:16and power.
01:16:18I did it
01:16:19for love.
01:16:22Sarah,
01:16:23I love you
01:16:24and I want
01:16:24everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more
01:16:27about you
01:16:27than I care
01:16:28about winning
01:16:29this election.
01:16:29Will you please
01:16:31come onto the
01:16:32debate stage
01:16:32with me?
01:16:33He wants me
01:16:34to go on
01:16:35national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it,
01:16:37heck.
01:16:38They can do this
01:16:39for Topher.
01:16:40What in the hell
01:16:47are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD,
01:16:50a televised
01:16:51political debate.
01:16:52You can't
01:16:53bring pride.
01:16:54You think
01:16:54all women
01:16:54are objects?
01:16:57Sarah
01:16:57is not
01:16:58a progist.
01:17:00This is
01:17:01highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:04This is
01:17:04rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's
01:17:06got no
01:17:07bitch.
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah,
01:17:09not girl.
01:17:11You want
01:17:12to talk
01:17:12about rights?
01:17:14You've
01:17:14been fighting
01:17:15to take away
01:17:16women's rights,
01:17:17Senator.
01:17:17You've
01:17:18demeaned
01:17:18and degraded
01:17:19women for
01:17:20far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down,
01:17:23woman.
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing
01:17:26you what it's
01:17:27like to finally
01:17:27have a powerful
01:17:28woman stand
01:17:29up to you,
01:17:30you sexist
01:17:31bull.
01:17:33Give him
01:17:33hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not
01:17:35his intern.
01:17:37I'm his
01:17:37campaign manager.
01:17:38What?
01:17:41When I first
01:17:42met this woman,
01:17:43it was a case
01:17:43of mistaken
01:17:44identity.
01:17:46I didn't know
01:17:46she was my
01:17:47intern,
01:17:48and she didn't
01:17:48know I was
01:17:48her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought
01:17:50I was a
01:17:50socialite named
01:17:51Beth.
01:17:52And because
01:17:53Senator Hessler
01:17:54is a psychopath
01:17:55who was stalking
01:17:57Topher in an
01:17:57attempt to bring
01:17:58him down,
01:17:59I was afraid
01:18:00to create a
01:18:01scandal.
01:18:02So yes,
01:18:03I pretended
01:18:04to be Beth
01:18:04in public.
01:18:05But I didn't
01:18:06fall in love
01:18:06with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in
01:18:09love with
01:18:09Sarah.
01:18:10Some things
01:18:11are more
01:18:11important than
01:18:11elections,
01:18:13than politics.
01:18:15But I love
01:18:16you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win,
01:18:18or lose,
01:18:19I want to be
01:18:19with you.
01:18:20OMG, I am
01:18:23so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth
01:18:25as a Sarah,
01:18:25as a Clark
01:18:26Hand, as a
01:18:26Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way,
01:18:28you guys had
01:18:29an illicit
01:18:29affair, and
01:18:30you lied
01:18:30about your
01:18:31engagement.
01:18:32For once,
01:18:32Senator,
01:18:32you're right.
01:18:35We're not
01:18:36engaged, but
01:18:38I'm here to
01:18:38correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I
01:18:50love you.
01:18:51Whether I win
01:18:51or lose this
01:18:52election, I
01:18:53don't want to
01:18:53lose you.
01:18:55Will you
01:18:55marry me?
01:18:56Yes, of
01:18:58course I'll
01:18:58marry you.
01:19:02I will have
01:19:11you criminally
01:19:12investigated.
01:19:13I've done it
01:19:14before.
01:19:15I've stolen so
01:19:17much money from
01:19:18the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich, and
01:19:20I'll use this
01:19:20money to destroy
01:19:21you, and to
01:19:23bribe prosecutors
01:19:24to investigate
01:19:25you.
01:19:26Ha!
01:19:27No!
01:19:28Senator, stop
01:19:29talking!
01:19:30It's about
01:19:32time you
01:19:33admitted to
01:19:33your crime,
01:19:33Senator.
01:19:36Hey, I
01:19:36didn't mean
01:19:37it.
01:19:37It's all
01:19:38taken out
01:19:39of context.
01:19:40If you
01:19:40see a clip
01:19:41of me
01:19:41on some
01:19:42video
01:19:43admitting
01:19:43crimes,
01:19:44it is a
01:19:44fake AI
01:19:46video!
01:19:47A chief
01:19:47fake,
01:19:48fake news!
01:19:49Could you
01:19:49commercial?
01:19:50No!
01:19:51What?
01:19:51What?
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01:20:00What?
01:20:02Senator,
01:20:03we can
01:20:03figure this
01:20:04out.
01:20:05Silence,
01:20:05you
01:20:06incompetent
01:20:07woman!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:08Talk to
01:20:09the media!
01:20:10Get
01:20:10them
01:20:11to
01:20:11report
01:20:12Senate
01:20:13scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't
01:20:15care.
01:20:17They love
01:20:17him and
01:20:17his
01:20:18farm girl
01:20:19love story.
01:20:20Farm girl?
01:20:20Ooh,
01:20:21that is
01:20:21kind of
01:20:21hot.
01:20:23I can't
01:20:23lose this
01:20:24direction!
01:20:24Election!
01:20:26Oh,
01:20:26short!
01:20:27Oh,
01:20:27short!
01:20:28I've
01:20:28made a
01:20:29huge mistake.
01:20:30No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign. I'm forever grateful for all of you who helped.
01:20:42No regrets.
01:20:43You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate, but he has a big base of support. This will be an extremely close election. 50-50 coin toss.
01:20:52You need to relax. Come with me.
01:20:53as your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff. The voters don't want cruelty. They want hope. I think you'll win in a landslide. I hope so. But if I lose, it's not your fault. No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:07Me too. But you won't lose. An election this close? It'll take hours for the results to come in. I think I will know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:21:20They're about to call it.
01:21:21Senator Hessler has been defeated. It is a landslide for Christopher Stenet, our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:34Senator Hessler has been defeated. It is a landslide for Christopher Stenet, our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:49Mr. Senator-Elect. Sarah, we won because of you. You were right. Congratulations, both of you, on a great victory and a great victory.
01:22:14Senator. Yes!
01:22:21Senator. She's coming.
01:22:25I'm the luckiest man in Washington. Because I have you.
01:22:37What?
01:22:39I don't know what people are. When I left the farm, I wanted to help me change the world. But I never imagined I would get here.
01:22:49Okay, let's skip to the end. I now pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:22:54Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait. First, let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us a copy of our women's right amendment. Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:17Two, let's make this thing into law.
01:23:18Big jury, Max Clark presents