Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the rise of exorcisms taking place in the Metro Detroit area and perform a few of their own.
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00:00The number of exorcisms is on the rise in Metro Detroit.
00:14They're fighting demons nonstop.
00:16Of course.
00:17And Channel 7 covers the story.
00:20Take a listen to the report here.
00:22Whether you believe it or not, the number of people calling for exorcisms or being exercised is growing in numbers.
00:28Why do they do this to her?
00:29Here in our own backyard.
00:30Religious leaders and other experts say demon possessions are actually a very real thing.
00:36And exorcisms have been performed for centuries.
00:39We will manifest scratches.
00:43We will have bite marks in our back.
00:47So usually attack from behind.
00:48The devils are told demons tend to feed off of fear and depression.
00:52Experts say reminding victims of their faith, whichever it may be, helps break the destructive bond.
00:58You are a Christian!
00:59It's an invoking of the love of Jesus and the name of Jesus into a place where there's evil and the evil leaves.
01:07And if you think a person might be possessed, they must first meet with a psychologist to rule out mental health.
01:12That's good.
01:12And some things to look out for.
01:13A person with abnormal strength, speaking fluently in random new languages, and when they get around a church or a crucifix, they start swearing.
01:21Hey, ask you!
01:22What the world can ask for you?
01:27Am I being scared?
01:29Am I human?
01:31Am I just a human?
01:34Oh, Chuck's my ass.
01:36What do I do?
01:38Oh, he's got a superhuman strength.
01:39I never knew I was going to get to play Danzig at my demon today, but I did.
02:04Can you imagine having that discussion?
02:08Chuck, I think Andy's possessed.
02:10No, I think Andy's possessed.
02:11I'm a real ass dude!
02:12No!
02:15He's acting weird, man.
02:16No, don't you let me know.
02:17Yeah, he's acting weird.
02:19Just gas, guys.
02:23I need to help you, man.
02:26Has he had any abnormal strength lately?
02:28Oh, he's so strong.
02:29He is.
02:30I lifted Chuck right over my head.
02:31Yeah, he did.
02:32And any random new languages you've heard?
02:36Oh, I didn't.
02:37He was speaking tongues the other day.
02:38Exus Dominoos, guys.
02:40Uh-oh.
02:41Uh-oh.
02:43You have a cross on you.
02:44Let's see just how he reacts to it.
02:46I don't, but...
02:46Just make a...
02:47Hey!
02:48Oh, don't like that much.
02:52Jeez.
02:54Oh, man.
02:55Huh?
02:55The cross got burned, and then that medallion got burned.
02:58Those are all the warning signs, Chuck.
02:59We've got to get them exercised.
03:02I just clicked on this website of the Society of Demonologists in Michigan.
03:08And these guys, they're both reverends.
03:10Oh, yeah.
03:12Also, keep in mind, guys, I am technically a reverend as well.
03:14Oh, yeah, James!
03:15That's right.
03:16James is part of my crew.
03:18Reverend James.
03:18You need a reverend?
03:19I'm here.
03:19James!
03:20What do we have here?
03:22We have a class five demon?
03:24Class five demon possession?
03:25Class five demon!
03:26Class five, James.
03:29We've got to catch them.
03:31That's the standard class five demon.
03:32Hand me my Bible and my donger.
03:33We'll get this demon out of here real quick.
03:35Well, we'd have geeks.
03:37Our exorcisms would be unlike anything anyone has ever seen before.
03:41James has a giant black donger that he's wiggling at the person.
03:47I will exercise those demons!
03:49Start whacking them in the head with it.
03:50All right.
03:51Instead of all that green stuff flying out of their mouth, there's poop flying out of their mouth.
03:53So, James, James, he's gone too far.
03:59We'll keep you on like a blue roll fly.
04:03Yeah!
04:04And don't they like...
04:05Oh, demons, man.
04:08Demons got you fired up.
04:09Well, they can do that.
04:11They get in you, you know, when you don't have power or happiness.
04:14Yep.
04:15Jeremy.
04:16Hi, Jeremy.
04:18How's she going, eh?
04:19How's she going, eh?
04:20The number of exorcisms are on the rise in Metro Detroit.
04:23All right, what's your take on this?
04:25Well, just hearing Andy say,
04:27geez, when the cross came out made me think there was a gay demon in him,
04:30and I wonder what it would sound like if the disco exorcist had to come.
04:34The power of Christ compelled you!
04:36Oh, geez, that's a twist.
04:38That is.
04:39This is a super twist.
04:40That's demons nasty.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:43Oh, sick.
04:45They want the semen demons.
04:47We'll get it out.
04:48Because that's by an ancient demon called Seamoon.
04:50They'll jerk the demons right out of you.
04:53I will suck forth the demons.
04:56The power of Officer Whistles compels you!
05:01Strange how we got into this.
05:02It is.
05:03I don't know.
05:04Gay exorcisms.
05:05Whole new twist on it.
05:07Well, beware.
05:08They're on the rise in Metro Detroit.
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