Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call in and share if they grunt while pooping or if they know someone who is a poop grunter.
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00:00We'll see you next time.
00:30Female Poop Grunter.
00:31I don't think we'll find one.
00:32Let's take it to the streets.
00:32I think we will find one.
00:33Oh, you do?
00:34You do?
00:34Because it's a show and every time we think.
00:37Listen, by chance, do you admit you're a poop grunter?
00:39You can be anonymous.
00:40248-544-9743.
00:43Female Poop Grunters.
00:45Yeah, both of my kids are poop grunters.
00:48Are they?
00:48Yeah.
00:49Like, I'll be walking, I'll hear like a,
00:52and I'm like, what?
00:53Stella!
00:55Jesus!
00:56Oh, this girl, I won't read her name.
00:58She gave me her name.
00:59She says, I grunt when I'm home alone.
01:02Jesus.
01:04Man, this is all happening at 7.15 in the morning.
01:07These women woke up.
01:08Oh, we've opened up.
01:10We've opened up.
01:11Oh, sorry.
01:12Every line now.
01:12Every line now.
01:14The portal cannot be on shot!
01:16Yeah, voice changing technology here.
01:18Anonymous.
01:19Hello, Anonymous.
01:20How are you?
01:21Hello.
01:21So, we are wondering if there are female poop grunters.
01:26Are you one?
01:28Me and my sister are.
01:30Oh, you're outing yourself and your sister.
01:32God, the voice changing technology really makes it even worse.
01:34Honestly, because you're on voice changing technology,
01:37it is very disturbing to think of you as a grunter.
01:40So, is it a regular thing?
01:43Do you do it when your guy's around?
01:47My guy was a little freaked out when he found out he was kind of knocked on there.
01:52Hey, are you okay in there?
01:55Oh, so you just let loose.
01:56You don't care who's around.
01:58You'll let loose.
01:58Well, after a night of, you know.
02:03Taco Bell and whatnot.
02:05You're a Mexican food.
02:06Yeah, you kind of.
02:07Come on.
02:08You kind of can't really help it.
02:09Yeah.
02:09Yeah.
02:09Yeah, you can help it though.
02:11Lady.
02:11Could you give us just a sample of how it sounds?
02:13Oh, boy.
02:15What a sexy show we have, huh?
02:16Just a sample.
02:17Just a sample.
02:18Okay.
02:22That's not it.
02:23No, that's not it!
02:25Woo!
02:25Woo!
02:27Woo!
02:28No, that is not the sound you make.
02:33Like you're giving birth?
02:34Oh, yeah.
02:34Like it's a poop baby?
02:35Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my Lord.
02:40Oh, my.
02:40Two of them, too.
02:41It's her and her sister.
02:42What?
02:44What is coming out of you, lady?
02:46Well, you know.
02:47We know.
02:48You need to lay off the Mexican food.
02:49Yeah, exactly.
02:51Less cheese.
02:51Less cheese.
02:52In a more reputable place.
02:53Yeah.
02:53All right.
02:54Oh, man.
02:54Poop Grunter, thanks for calling in.
02:57Her and her sister.
02:58That isn't even a grunt.
03:00That was like a shriek.
03:01Yeah.
03:01Oh, my God.
03:02Woo!
03:04Chance from Roseville.
03:05Can you deal with one?
03:07Actually, I deal with one that does that and does poop talking.
03:11What do you mean?
03:12Get out of there!
03:15You can do it!
03:16You can do it, you know, SOB and the GD and all that stuff.
03:19I was like, she swears, like, son of a bitch!
03:21God damn it!
03:23Holy hell!
03:25That's what she does?
03:26I actually have to go to the bathroom and make sure she's okay.
03:28No way!
03:29No.
03:30Whatever!
03:30Whatever!
03:32Oh, boy.
03:33She does the grunting and the talking.
03:35God damn it!
03:36Well, to be honest...
03:37Oh, whatever!
03:38No, but to be honest, if I heard some...
03:41Like, if I heard...
03:42What's worse to you?
03:43A poop grunter?
03:44Or that god damn it, son of a bitch, a poop swearing?
03:48Swearer.
03:50Oh, man.
03:51What do you...
03:52What would you find more disturbing?
03:53A poop grunter is more disturbing, but a poop screamer, just screaming is funny.
03:59So, if you are hearing a woman screaming, like, Jesus Christ and GD and everything while she's pooping, that's hilarious.
04:10It's a real close call, but I'd have to go with the screamer.
04:14It's fun.
04:15I thought most women are, like, super quiet about, like...
04:18As they should be.
04:18It's like, you don't want anyone to know.
04:21That's like the rules you guys get at the beginning of being a girl, right?
04:24Like, there's a paper they give you.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:26You tiptoe in.
04:28You tiptoe!
04:30Nobody knows.
04:30You're very, very quiet.
04:35There's no one around.
04:37Can you just picture Lisa?
04:40Yeah, yeah.
04:41Lisa rappels into the bathroom, like, Mission Impossible, so...
04:43She poops like a cat.
04:47Moves like a cat and poops.
04:50Buries it, covers it up.
04:53And gets out of there.
04:55You never know anything happens.
04:57Right.
04:58She builds, like, a poop bunker.
04:59That's the way it should be.
05:00She only knows it exists.
05:01If somebody ever catches her, she men in black with one of those pens.
05:06Oh, what day is today?
05:07Wednesday?
05:07What day is my name?
05:08Someone said, there is a Filipino pregnant lady I work with, and every time she poops,
05:16she sings A Whole New World.
05:18I can open your eyes.
05:21What?
05:22She said, I wish this was a joke, but I'm 100% serious.
05:26It sounds like a joke.
05:28There is a Filipino pregnant lady at her work that every time she sings, every time she
05:33poops, she has to...
05:35A whole new world, a shining ride to save...
05:39I wish I knew the words.
05:40I don't know.
05:41To tell us all, all where to go, all say we're only doing.
05:48A whole new world, a dazzling praise, I never knew.
05:56But when I walk the floor, it's a crystal clear.
06:00But now I mean a whole new world will.
06:06Yeah.
06:06So every time she poops, she sings that song.
06:09That's scary.
06:11A terrifying song to hear from a star.
06:13Oh my God, yeah.
06:14And you know what she's doing once you hear that.
06:15A whole new world, a shining ride that I've ever seen.
06:25Lung Foon had a big lunch.