Dave overheard Chuck and Andy having a discussion about something nerdy and lets Lisa know what she missed from the Nerd Round Table.
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00:00Andy and Chuck got into a big
00:10painting miniature figurines
00:12discussion. Oh, Lord.
00:14Yes. I'm getting into the tabletop games
00:16now, Lisa, because the magic has sparked my
00:18interest. Andy used to be
00:20so cool. I'm still cool.
00:22I don't know. No, I am.
00:24I'm questioning it now. Don't.
00:27I like the confidence.
00:28I like the confidence.
00:30Yeah, it went like this. Andy's like,
00:33those miniature figurines
00:35that Dave saw you painting once,
00:37are they Warcraft figurines?
00:39Yeah, man, they were.
00:41Of course they were. You know how I know I'm cool?
00:43I'm thinking of getting into this game.
00:45I know I'm cool because I went to
00:47the nerd store to buy some magic cards the other day
00:49and I brought my girlfriend
00:50and those guys had never seen one of those before.
00:53Oh, yeah, you have that.
00:54They're like, Jesus Christ.
00:56Is that a female of our species?
00:59She plays?
01:00She's not a casual?
01:03That's a derogatory term for people
01:05that just dabble in their games.
01:06Oh, okay.
01:07Casual, yeah.
01:07I found that out too.
01:08So I wonder what they would call
01:10Dave and Lisa who think we're just
01:12giant, huge nerds.
01:14Awesome nerds.
01:15Awesome nerds.
01:15Dirty normals.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Dirty normals.
01:19I'll take you off.
01:19I'll take you off.
01:20Luckily, I don't care.
01:21Yeah, Lisa's like,
01:23well, you're like,
01:24you're the coolest one in the room.
01:27No, I'm not.
01:27So me not being cool to you
01:29like crushes me.
01:30Oh, no.
01:31No, you're cool to me, Andy.
01:32I love you.
01:33Nope.
01:33That's not what she said.
01:34Just a couple seconds.
01:35What?
01:35My dick are singing
01:36Black No. 1 now.
01:39They're singing Chuck's dick song?
01:40They are.
01:41That's too bad.
01:42It's so sad.
01:42I just had one nerd to deal with
01:46all these years.
01:47Now I've got two.
01:48So actually, I got quite a few.
01:50Yeah, no, you do.
01:51Because James is in the other room
01:53so he doesn't get to chime in as much.
01:54But are you calling a nerd, Lisa?
01:57This is what plays in my head
01:58when I play it.
01:59I built an Eldrazi deck.
02:01You have an Eldrazi deck?
02:03I do.
02:03I don't know what you're talking about.
02:04Is your girlfriend into this?
02:06Yeah, she got me into it.
02:07Oh, that's right.
02:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08Well, it was like weird
02:09because I played it when I was a little kid
02:11and then she's played it
02:13so I was like, oh, that's something.
02:15She's all about, let's do activities.
02:17And I'm like, well, this one's at least
02:18sitting on my ass
02:19and I can drink a Bloody Mary with it.
02:23That was how you came to decide.
02:25I was like, I'm a wizard now.
02:27That's how you made your nerd decision.
02:29Yeah, like I've got that guy.
02:30Oh, dude, that's badass.
02:32He's like that tall.
02:33Should've went with volleyball or something.
02:36You ever seen me do volleyball, Lisa?
02:38I got a thick frame
02:41for courtside challenges.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50When he dives for a ball.
02:52I make a big crater in the sand.
02:57Sand goes everywhere.
02:59And my ass looks terrible in those shorts.
03:03That'll do it for the nerd talk.
03:05Oh, your weather forecast.
03:06Fire.
03:08Oh, my.
03:09Scattered snow showers.
03:11Ah, yes.
03:12The ice gods frown on us this day.
03:14Yeah, they do.
03:16The beard of Thor
03:17trickles down his dandruff upon us.
03:22High of 23.
03:23Tonight, clear to partly cloudy
03:25you'll be able to see Pegasus and the like
03:27in the skies.
03:29By Asgard.
03:30Low 14.
03:31Jesus Christ.
03:32Thorin, I have no idea what you're talking about.
03:33Thursday, sunny.
03:35Some afternoon clouds and a high of 26.
03:38Right now, ooh.
03:40Hark.
03:42Clouds.
03:43The Allfather does not smile on us this day.
03:45Fifteen degrees.
03:51Time to check at the roads.
03:54Oh, road monitor.
03:55Lord of the roads.
03:57Lisa, way.
03:59Speaketh upon them.
04:01Keeper of the lanes.
04:03Keeper of the lanes.
04:07Maiden.
04:08God help me.
04:09Lady Lisa.
04:10Please.
04:11Lady Lisa.
04:11Your cries for help
04:13fall on deaf ears
04:14with the gods.
04:17Ask God.
04:18All right.
04:19Do the traffic report now.
04:21That's okay.
04:22Time to check the roads.
04:23At least the way.
04:26She's like,
04:27I'm just going to do it
04:28with my goddamn self
04:28because these goddamn bastards.
04:31Tell us about what's happening out there.
04:33It's not buttholes.
04:34It's swords.
04:3794 Westbound at Middlebelt.
04:39Well, the on-ramp is closed down
04:40due to that earlier overturned tanker truck.
04:42A dragon.
04:43A dragon breathes fire
04:44upon a tanker truck
04:46and sets him hurtling
04:47off the side of the road.
04:4994 Westbound at Merriman.
04:51That exit ramp is closed down
04:52because of that overturned tanker.
04:54696.
04:55Oh, screw it upon its
04:56hindquarter.
04:58Methinks this is the work
04:59of the trickster god.
05:01Loki.
05:02696 Eastbound.
05:03After 96,
05:04an accident from the left shoulder.
05:06696 East at 75,
05:08you'll find an accident.
05:09There, that's up
05:09on the right side as well.
05:12Thank God that's done.
05:13Her headphones shine
05:14with the beauty of Afro-Dydeas.
05:17I believe they're forged
05:18in mithril.
05:20They are.
05:22Rose mithril.
05:23Rose gold mithril.
05:26All right.
05:26Thank you, Road Wench.
05:27Another news this morning.
05:28Rose gold mithril.
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