Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss a magician who puts things in his nose. An old trick that Chuck has been able to do for years.
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00:00A magician in England had to stop his show earlier this month when he tried to pull a
00:18card out of his nose, and he cut his nose open and started bleeding everywhere.
00:23Oh my god.
00:23Oh my god.
00:24Oh god!
00:25Oh, they're sharp.
00:26They're sharper than you think.
00:27Well, sure they are.
00:28Phil Knoxville is this magician's name.
00:32He mixes comedy and magic.
00:35Picture just a real nerdy, nerdy dude.
00:38Yeah, yeah.
00:38Comedy and magic, huh?
00:40Sounds like a great night, Lisa, doesn't it?
00:41That's gonna be a real crazy night.
00:45He bled heavily after part of his act went wrong during a performance.
00:51An audience member said they watched in horror as blood just pumped out of the magician's
00:56nose during a show the other day.
00:59He said the guy looked really uncomfortable, looked like he was trying to pull a rolled
01:03up playing card out of his nose when it went wrong.
01:06It just wouldn't come out.
01:08In the end, he finally had to ask, is there a nurse in the house?
01:11I'm sorry.
01:16I'm gonna make this rabbit disappear in a second, but I gotta, is there a goddamn doctor here?
01:21I've sliced myself to half to death.
01:25It's not part of the act.
01:28No.
01:29What, uh...
01:30David Blaine's show a little different.
01:32I wonder if he has any of his stuff on YouTube, if we can see if he's actually truly horrible.
01:37Oh, he is truly horrible.
01:39I'm assuming he's horrible.
01:40You think that would be good?
01:42No!
01:43No!
01:44But where is he from?
01:46He's from Britain.
01:46Okay, but, and he was playing where?
01:49Do we know where he was playing?
01:50Like, was anywhere good?
01:52Oh, no.
01:52Look at, look.
01:53No.
01:55Wow, what kind of...
01:56What is this?
01:58Magic music.
01:59Magic music, okay.
02:00Like David Copperfield style.
02:02Yeah.
02:02You want to see some mirrors, do you?
02:04Chuck loves this music.
02:09Chuck, I think, deep down would love to be a magician.
02:13You're a hell of a magician.
02:15I had a magical deck of cards.
02:16I'm sure you did.
02:20Let's see if we can...
02:21Pick a car!
02:23Chuck the magician.
02:26Let's see if we can find him here on YouTube.
02:29Phil Knoxville.
02:31Oh, yeah.
02:32Magical intro.
02:33I'm Phil Knoxville, and this is Sin.
02:36The ultimate geek effect.
02:39A card is selected from the deck, signed, and returned.
02:42The chosen card is then removed from your nose.
02:46Original, brilliant, and twisted.
02:49It looks like real magic, because it is real.
02:52It's so gross.
02:52On the DVD, I've been revealing my devious methods for achieving this shocking effect.
02:56With both a geek presentation, my preferred method, and a method that uses only sleight of hand.
03:02Included with the DVD, a sample gimmick...
03:05Oh, he's gonna teach you how to do it.
03:07He's magic.
03:08He's teaching magic.
03:09He's teaching magic.
03:09He's gonna sound like on my nose.
03:10Oh, my gosh.
03:11Nose card magic?
03:12What?
03:13What?
03:13What?
03:14What?
03:14So then you got somebody on the line that ordered the goddamn tapes, and he's like,
03:17Yeah, I'm going to expect you to be filled out, so immediately I am severely cut my nose.
03:24What do you have there, Chuck the Freak?
03:27What do you have, Chuck?
03:29That's way too big to go in your nose.
03:30Yeah, is that a granola bar wrapper?
03:33It's, uh, crystal light.
03:36Oh, that's too big.
03:37A packet of crystal light is too big to go up your nose.
03:40Don't bleed out like this guy did.
03:42That is as sharp edges.
03:44That's a disgusting trick.
03:46That is.
03:47Okay, this pen is going to get thrown away.
03:49No, no.
03:50Don't stick stuff up your nose.
03:51Don't put that up your nose.
03:52You could hurt yourself.
03:53You'll probably start bleeding all over the board.
03:54Yeah, you will.
03:55Don't do it!
03:56Don't!
03:57He's going to, like, hit something.
03:58Oh, wow.
03:58It went far in there.
04:00Oh, dude.
04:01Don't, Chuck.
04:02He's got that too far.
04:03Chuck, you got that too far in your nose!
04:05He's got it deep in there.
04:07I ain't never seen no magic show like this!
04:11Chuck's nose magic!
04:13That man put a whole pen in his nose!
04:15Oh, God, Chuck.
04:16Take it out.
04:17Throw it out.
04:18Take it out.
04:18Throw it out.
04:20Disgusting.
04:20Oh, no!
04:21Don't look it around!
04:22There's stuff on it!
04:23Booger pen.
04:24Oh, there it goes in the garbage.
04:27Wipe your nose, you filthy animal.
04:29I just know I can do that trick.
04:31It's really a bad trick.
04:33Yeah, I know that.
04:34I've known that trick since I was about 12.
04:37He's not doing anything new.
04:38Yeah.
04:39I could have got that pen probably even deeper.
04:40Dude, that was crazy.
04:42Yeah, I know.
04:42It was shocking how hard.
04:43I can get it all the way to the back.
04:45I was like, whoa, there's no...
04:46Yeah, no, I know.
04:47Not recommended.
04:48Makes me want to get into nose magic.
04:51No, it doesn't.
04:51Move!
04:52No, it shouldn't.
04:52That's a fail, though, as the nose magician.
04:57Yeah.
04:58When the card gets stuck and slices your nose right open.
05:02Blood's pouring out.
05:03Well, I wonder if it was like he takes them out with tweezers or whatever,
05:05and I wonder if he nicks something while he was...
05:09I mean, it's just very bizarre.
05:11Mind you, at the same time, we would have never heard of him.
05:14No, his nose magic hasn't taken off.
05:17Nose magic.
05:17Outside of the UK.
05:19You want to know what sets me apart?
05:21Well, it's my nose magic.
05:25Nobody does it.
05:26They're pulling it out of hats, out of pockets.
05:29The thing is, though, like, this nose magic is the guy...
05:32Like, they do...
05:32The guy, the freak show guy...
05:34Like, I always laugh about the freak show guy puts the nail,
05:37and he, like, pretends to hammer it in.
05:39Yeah.
05:39I could put a huge nail in my nose like that.
05:42No problem.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Oh, no problem.
05:46It's just the way that I'm...
05:48One side of my skull is designed perfectly for nose magic.
05:53Nose magic.
05:54The most ancient form of all the dark arts.
05:57I don't think it is.
05:59It's like he's doing the magician moves.
06:06It's showing off his nostrils.
06:07Nothing's wrong.
06:10Nothing in here.
06:10Nothing strange.
06:11Lisa, take a look.
06:13Do you see anything?
06:17I didn't think so.
06:19Nose magician.
06:21Nose freak.
06:22We'll call you nose freak.
06:24Nose freak.
06:26I just put different stuff up my nose just all day.
06:29The douchey version of Criss Angel.
06:32Oh, yeah.
06:32I'll get sweet hair.
06:34Yes.
06:35I'm a nose freak.
06:37Nose freak.
06:38I'm going to blow your nose in mine.
06:39All right.