Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was busted for running a drug operation that spanned up to Traverse City and what it would be like selling drugs around that area.
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00:00Investigators say an estimate on the amount of money a drug operation run by a Harper Woods woman brought in is set to be somewhere near $7 million.
00:16Here's the story from Channel 7.
00:18Investigators say the 34-year-old Harper Woods woman is the ringleader of a multi-million dollar drug operation.
00:25Investigators say Sweetie was the ringleader for the operation that found it more lucrative to sell heroin and crack in northern Michigan communities like Traverse City, where instead of $100 a gram, Sweetie and her crew were pulling in more than double that.
00:40And we're told Sweetie didn't want cash.
00:42She wanted money on Green Dot prepaid cards.
00:45And she kept meticulous records.
00:47Parts of her plan were kind of smart.
00:50Yeah.
00:50You know, I mean, obviously, but keeping records when you're a drug dealer.
00:55Meticulous records.
00:56Meticulous records.
00:57It's not $600 from MacGuy.
00:59Write that down.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Yeah, we are way down on crack sales this month.
01:03I pulled up the Excel spreadsheet and...
01:07Sweetie, baby, Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie, baby, baby, baby.
01:09No, this Sweetie is pissed.
01:12Sweetie, come on, girl.
01:13Come on, Sweetie.
01:14I combined all the sales.
01:15Look at this.
01:16We are in...
01:17Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie.
01:19I'm going to Traverse City.
01:20I'm going to get those white people to buy it.
01:21Don't worry.
01:22So that's what they did, right?
01:26So they took it up to, like, a bunch of Daves up in Traverse City.
01:30Seriously?
01:30Hey, do you want to have a great time?
01:33You know, listen, I'm looking to really turn the...
01:35Get the party started up here.
01:36In the cherry capital of the world.
01:40You know?
01:41How do you market in Traverse City?
01:43So I'm...
01:44Oh, I've got the crack here.
01:46I've got the heroin.
01:47Oh, you care.
01:48It's a niceness.
01:49Exactly.
01:50That's what I...
01:51I wonder, Lisa, how do you get your client base set up?
01:54Yeah.
01:54Like, you go to Traverse City and you're like, all right, I got the crack, I got the heroin.
01:58Now I've got to let everyone know that I've got it.
02:00I keep picturing, like, Dave coming out with, like, a bottle of wine.
02:03He's like, oh, I've got a fine red here, my good man.
02:06What is that you're peddling?
02:08Hey, baby, what's up?
02:09Listen, you want some of Swedish crack?
02:11Oh, crack cocaine?
02:13Well, that seems...
02:13Yeah, you've got to turn this party up.
02:15Are you going to go to the dunes tomorrow?
02:17You know, I was thinking the other day, turn down for what?
02:21Exactly.
02:23Turn down for what?
02:25Now, here's some crack, here's some heroin, have you enjoy the dunes.
02:31And you give a receipt, you know?
02:33Exactly.
02:34So I'll take that credit card and credit card.
02:38It was crazy.
02:39Listen, you think the dunes is fun?
02:41You're going to need some heroin.
02:45Because the dunes are not fun.
02:48The dunes is boring.
02:50When you see...
02:50You ever seen sand?
02:53Here's some crack.
02:55You have this crack, you're going to go back and tell everybody the dunes is amazing.
03:00That's what's happening.
03:01That's what you don't realize.
03:02And Dave would, too.
03:03The dunes are amazing.
03:06Those dunes!
03:08I ran up and down the dunes.
03:09There's some more time!
03:10There's some more time!
03:12Because I'm always like, why does anyone want to see those goddamn dunes?
03:17And he loved the dunes.
03:18Yeah, the dunes are awesome.
03:19I know why.
03:19He wasn't on drugs that we know of.
03:22He loves the dunes.
03:23High on life, Lisa.
03:24High on life.
03:25Woo!
03:26Woo!
03:26God, these dudes are breathtaking!
03:28So imagine me on some drugs.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Dave's on crack.
03:36Taking an ATV up and down the dunes.
03:40They pumped up my Traverse City vacation.
03:42Yeah.
03:43It's been a little different.
03:44That water trampoline would have been a whole different experience.
03:47Well, I guess I do find myself in the market for some crack.
03:49Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Hey!
03:50Big tall white guy!
03:51Listen up!
03:52Listen up!
03:53I heard you going to the water trampoline!
03:55You gotta get some heroin!
03:58You gotta have some crack before you do that crazy white adventure!
04:03It's better than a goddamn water trampoline!
04:08Like it is, I mean.
04:10And, of course, no one up there knows what they should be charged.
04:14They're like, you want some crack?
04:16Yeah.
04:17God, I kind of do.
04:18I just have no God-blessed idea how much it's worth.
04:22Oh, well, it's worth $200.
04:25Oh, God, well, I've got $200.
04:29No problem.
04:29There you go.
04:30And a credit card, too.
04:31It's perfect.
04:32Well, jeez, I love convenience.
04:36Cha-ching, thanks.
04:37I'll swipe it in your little iPhone there.
04:42Cherry Fest was amazing.
04:43We did a little crack.
04:45Cherry Fest!
04:47Yeah, bitch!
04:48He's dressed as a big cherry.
04:50Oh, yeah, look.
04:51Oh, yeah.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:53Oh, yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55It's like a real discount that gets more like the Kool-Aid guy than a cherry.
05:02Like a refashioned Kool-Aid guy.
05:03Yeah, exactly.
05:05Cherry Fest, white people!
05:07Look at me.
05:08I'm a big old cherry with some crack.
05:11Oh, look how tall you are and white.
05:16You need some crack.
05:18You got crack.
05:20Cherry's a cherry.
05:20You sick and tired of cherries yet?
05:23You big tall cracker?
05:25I got a little something you can find on your French toast.
05:28You crack.
05:31Little dabble do you?
05:35Yeah, I'm just waiting.
05:36Just waiting for it.
05:39Even a cherry cut.
05:40You know, I keep seeing, like, the little hat with the stem coming out of it.
05:44It's like a fruit of the moon style.
05:47It's not even cherries.
05:49It's like grapes.
05:49It's like close enough.
05:51That's on my hand.
05:52Yeah, it's grapes.
05:53Big deal.
05:55You ain't gonna care when you're on my crack.
05:57Someone said he's a black cherry.
06:03Oh, a black cherry!
06:04Oh, yes!
06:06I don't want to go to the black cherry festival.
06:09I know.
06:11Oh, black cherry!
06:12Black cherry fest!
06:13Good, folks!
06:14My favourite!
06:14Yes!
06:16Yes!
06:17Yes!
06:17My favourite!
06:21Good day!
06:26Let's get!
06:31I hollowed the cabbage!
06:32I thought your whole fabric is old.
06:40We use the structure of the Bible!