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00:00Man, I'm looking on Twitter at Dairy1051. Welcome back. And I ask the question, what percentage do you give the Lions chance of winning tonight in Seattle?
00:12Matt, what percentage chance do you give?
00:14I give them 40%.
00:1740?
00:18Yeah.
00:19Wow, you're so optimistic.
00:2140%.
00:22That's the best I can do.
00:23I said 20. Rick Corbill writes in a zero.
00:26Carlos Bosley, I'm picking the Lions to win by three.
00:31Brett Yoast says the Lions have as good of a chance of winning tonight as Harbaugh not wearing khakis.
00:36Rich Wade's at zero.
00:39Zero point zero.
00:42No, I'm going to say 20.
00:44Maz, I think you're being nice saying 40.
00:45We'll see.
00:46Yeah.
00:47They got to win a game, right?
00:48Yeah.
00:49No, they're eventually going to win some games.
00:50It's not an 0-16 team.
00:52By the way, our intern Kyle, have you seen this look he's got going today?
00:56It's got longer hair.
00:57It looks like pebbles.
00:58So today he went with the, Kyle went with the man bun today?
01:02It's hot.
01:02Everybody loves the man bun.
01:03I can see Mark in that.
01:04Oh, God, no.
01:05It's a terrible look.
01:06It's the worst.
01:07It's terrible.
01:08It's awful.
01:09What is that?
01:09It's a pretty popular look right now.
01:11Where is he?
01:12Can we get him in here for a second?
01:13Kyle, can you come in, please?
01:15How about the headband that they like to push up, too?
01:17Just like girls do.
01:18It leads to more baldness, by the way.
01:20I think it looks fantastic.
01:21Show the man bun.
01:22This is our intern, Kyle.
01:25He's been here a few months.
01:26It looks like a samurai.
01:27I'm terrible.
01:27Look, I'm sorry.
01:28Kyle, the cops are looking at you.
01:30Over this one?
01:30Right here, man.
01:31No, just go that way.
01:32Oh, right here.
01:33One more.
01:33What's going on with that?
01:35Listen, it's easy.
01:36It's fast.
01:37And I think it looks great.
01:38I can't admit you're easy.
01:39It's easy.
01:41It's fast.
01:41I think it looks great.
01:43All right, most men don't like it, don't like to look at it.
01:46Get by the microphone.
01:47This is radio.
01:48All right.
01:49Most men don't like to look at it, but I've seen a lot of females tell me they looked good.
01:53Fake!
01:54Are they laughing?
01:55They feel bad for it.
01:56No.
01:56Are they from the School of the Blind?
01:57This is 2015.
02:00Yeah, no part of this metrosexual world that I've been dragged into.
02:05Listen, I'm Fabio now.
02:06Hold it.
02:07Oh, please.
02:08Hold it.
02:08I'm 21 on Saturday.
02:11He's a good kid.
02:11He and Matt have done a nice job.
02:14They're starting to pick things up.
02:15These are good kids.
02:17Sit in here.
02:17It doesn't sound like Vinny Stubbs.
02:19If there's one thing they'll play.
02:20Sit in here.
02:20It doesn't sound like Vinny Stubbs.
02:22I don't want to eat big time.
02:23Oh, yeah.
02:23I walk in.
02:24Hey, boys.
02:24And I'm like, oh, what is that today?
02:27It sounds like you just threw it together.
02:29I mean, you look fine today.
02:30It's not like you're wearing sweatpants or anything.
02:32Yeah, no.
02:33I woke up, and I wasn't planning on it.
02:35I mean.
02:36So this is a regular look for you?
02:38No, no.
02:38It's called a hat.
02:39I mean, I've done it probably like three times.
02:41Yeah, you should go to that one.
02:43Yeah, if you're feeling like you need a scrunchie at any moment in your manly life, you put a hat.
02:48I mean, it's a ponytail.
02:50It's not a scrunchie.
02:51It might as well be.
02:52He's not puffy.
02:53Are you on Twitter?
02:54I am.
02:54What is the address?
02:56What guy hopes?
02:57It's my regular Twitter, but for the sports one, I do at KBendert Sports.
03:01K-Bendert.
03:02B-E-N-T-E-R-T.
03:06K-Bendert Sports.
03:06I don't know how to think of the practical uses of a bun on top of a guy's head.
03:10If you go to my Twitter page, at Derry1051, or on our Instagram, DetroitSports1051, you'll
03:14see a picture of Kyle right now in this man bun.
03:18Sorry, dude.
03:19I don't like him.
03:20I think he's a bad look.
03:21You look like...
03:21Who's the tennis player that does that?
03:23Nadal?
03:24He looks like Rafael Nadal.
03:25He looks like Joaquin Noah.
03:26What's his name?
03:27Noah.
03:27Joe looks like Belushi.
03:29He looks like Belushi Samurai.
03:31He's a samurai chef.
03:32I do have a sword in my car.
03:34I really do.
03:34Oh, that scares me.
03:35All right.
03:36I don't want to know that.
03:38Hey, speaking of Joaquin Noah, a little Pistons action here for you.
03:41Thank you, Kyle.
03:42See you, Kyle.
03:44Shake your hat.
03:45Put your hair back in a bun.
03:46Oh, my gosh.
03:47No, no.
03:48Put it in a bun.
03:48Just let it go down.
03:49Maybe the next time we can get, like, the Princess Leia onion rolls on the side of the head.
03:54Reggie Jackson did not practice today.
03:56He's got an Achilles soreness.
03:58Uh-oh.
03:58That's kind of scary.
03:59Are they giving him an MRI or something?
04:00They haven't said anything about that.
04:03He may not play tomorrow, obviously, against the...
04:06No point.
04:06He's got Achilles.
04:10You do not want that.
04:11No.
04:11Just ask Brendan Jennings.
04:12Yes.
04:13Brendan Jennings.
04:14Screwed Mark right here for Cross Talk.
04:16You're on WMGCFM HD1 Detroit.
04:18Mark, what did you think of that man bun?
04:20Oh, apparently that's a really hot look right now.
04:22I just don't get it.
04:23I don't get it either.
04:23I don't get it either.
04:25He's got this head shaved on the sides.
04:27It's just not a good look.
04:28This texture, called me correctly, today's man bun is tomorrow's a mullet.
04:31Hmm.
04:32Uh-huh.
04:32In a few years, look back on that.
04:34Not a good look.
04:35I wish I had enough hair to do it.
04:38You do.
04:39Don't you?
04:40No.
04:41Let's just say it's the same style my daughter, who's 19 months, her hair is.
04:45Right.
04:45She's got the pebbles one.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Not a good look.
04:49Not a good look.
04:49I thought you were going to look like an 18-month-old.
04:51How was the wedding this weekend?
04:52Great.
04:53Great.
04:53That was a fun time.
04:55Kristen and Brandon are married.
04:57Yes, they are.
04:58That's great.
04:59By the way, I took a couple of the place cards that were still remaining on the table.
05:05Oh, to find out who didn't show up.
05:06To find out who didn't show.
05:07And I do have those.
05:08I will give them to you guys to reveal.
05:10Oh.
05:10Why they no-show.
05:12There were only two, weren't there.
05:13Is there anybody we know?
05:16No.
05:16Nobody.
05:17Matter of fact, Joe Addy, can you get it off my desk for me?
05:19Yeah.
05:19There's something else with it.
05:20Wait a minute.
05:21Wait a minute.
05:21Wait a minute.
05:22So they RSVP'd and they didn't show.
05:24They no-show.
05:24I hate that.
05:25That is so obnoxious.
05:27There's a story in the news recently.
05:28Unless...
05:28A couple sent them a bill.
05:30Yeah, I saw that.
05:31People had no-show.
05:32It sent them a $75 bill for not showing up to their wedding.
05:34For the food.
05:35Wow.
05:35Are you going to out these people right now?
05:37Mitch Albob's column said that was a bunch of...
05:39Was it really?
05:40He was.
05:40He was very upset about it.
05:41Oh.
05:42It's about money, right?
05:43It's got some sort of piano music you could put in the background.
05:46What did he say about it?
05:47I missed it.
05:48And I never miss his ridiculous column.
05:49He was ragging, actually, on the bride for getting interviews about it.
05:53Oh, God.
05:55There, Joe, look what I brought.
05:56She really wanted the attention and the social...
05:58Joanna looks good.
05:58Joanna looks really good.
05:59Let's cook.
06:00You know, I always go from the head table.
06:01Oh, yeah.
06:03And the names are in there.
06:05The secret names.
06:06It was just a smidgen slow getting to dinner, so they had these cookies out, which is for,
06:10I don't know, after dinner, I guess.
06:11Or you're supposed to bring them home with you, like a favor.
06:13But they had the cookies out before dinner?
06:15Yeah, they were at the table.
06:16They were at the table.
06:18The person who had his name on them.
06:19Right.
06:19So I ate mine, and I was still starving.
06:21So, anyway, I walked by the head table and stole three cookies.
06:26That's awesome.
06:27They make extra.
06:29I'm sure I need others extras.
06:30Of course, some little girl eyeballed me when I was taking that one.
06:34It was probably hers, man.
06:35They were too busy.
06:36They were starving, those.
06:37Did they have appetizers or hors d'oeuvres?
06:40Eventually.
06:41No.
06:41So you were hungry, huh?
06:43Yeah, I was.
06:43What time were we talking about when you ate the cookies?
06:46Seven?
06:46Well, it started at five.
06:47It was like 6.37.
06:48Yeah.
06:49So you were there since five.
06:52Five was the wedding, the ceremony.
06:53Right.
06:54And then you go right into the...
06:55Then you went right into the reception hall, about four to six.
06:57Except the bride, the groom, and all the people at the wedding are taking pictures.
07:01Right.
07:01So you were kind of waiting for them in the introduction.
07:04Ladies and gentlemen, now I'm in the room.
07:06And who DJed?
07:07Jade?
07:08Yeah, Jade from the room.
07:09Exactly.
07:09Awesome.
07:10Did a great job.
07:10I've never seen any more nervous groom in my life.
07:13He was definitely nervous.
07:15Oh, I was talking to his best man, another guy that stood up there like,
07:18He had like two bites for breakfast, and he was dry haven.
07:21I'm like, why?
07:22She said yes.
07:24She basically put this whole party together.
07:27What's there to be nervous about?
07:29The weather was horrible.
07:32They wanted him to get married outside.
07:34That was really nice.
07:35It's a real location.
07:36It was fun.
07:37Where are the names?
07:38Let's go.
07:39Are we outing them?
07:41Yeah.
07:41Do we even know who's doing the bar?
07:43Do you want to wait?
07:45If we don't know, we can't out-roo.
07:47Why can't you?
07:48Uh, Linda DeMere.
07:49Oh, jeez.
07:50It's him and Renee Parrish.
07:52Oh, maybe the...
07:53Parrish has had something...
07:54What if they were there, but they forgot to pick up their...
07:57Yeah, Tom.
07:58No, you pick up your card.
08:00How else are you going to save your seat?
08:03Say what?
08:03How else are you going to save your seat?
08:05Right.
08:05You don't get it.
08:06No, I agree.
08:07I would think so.
08:07And of course, a guy like Mark goes to the table,
08:09and moves the things around, so he can sit.
08:11I didn't move anything.
08:12The place where he wants to sit.
08:14That's what you usually do, don't you?
08:16So I can hide my phone?
08:18So I can watch Slingbox?
08:19Exactly.
08:19We watched a couple of them.
08:21We watched Max Scherzer's goal game.
08:23But your football game was over early, which is great.
08:25I know, but we watched what we watched.
08:27You lost Indiana game?
08:28That was a great game.
08:29That was really good.
08:30We lost LSU during a speech.
08:32Oh, really?
08:34So Xander Diamant is running for Indiana to cut it to seven, and Mark's going, go!
08:39Well, sorry, Brent.
08:40We tried to keep it down.
08:41No one knew.
08:42No one saw.
08:43So you had it on your phone in the ceremony?
08:45Did you have Wi-Fi?
08:46Not the ceremony.
08:47No, I didn't.
08:47This is like reception.
08:48Reception.
08:49We watched the Scherzer.
08:52I hope that no hitter.
08:54How did you get that?
08:55Swingbox.
08:55MLB Network.
08:56Oh, okay.
08:57It was great.
08:59At the table.
09:00At the table.
09:01Not the wrong one.
09:02You're waiting for the Eads.
09:03We watched a little bit of LSU and Eastern, and Eastern cut it to 30 to 22.
09:06They did that on-site kick, and that was it.
09:08Yep.
09:08Oh, my gosh.
09:09Man, you guys.
09:10We didn't miss a thing.
09:11We didn't miss a thing.
09:12I watched more football.
09:14Did I have all of these?
09:17That's how important college football is.
09:19Joanna and her husband Jefferson were there.
09:21We had a great time.
09:21Jefferson Tunnel.
09:22It was fun.
09:23It was a big time.
09:24Did you tell us how Joanna takes all these pictures, but there's none with him in them?
09:28Yeah, he never made it.
09:28Oh, yeah.
09:29Hello, there's a picture on Facebook of Jefferson and Joanna that I saw this weekend.
09:34Only because he complained so much about it.
09:36He shows the picture.
09:37He goes, this is the picture that she'll save, and then he zooms in on just her face.
09:41He goes, this one quote on Twitter.
09:43We were out at an establishment Saturday night, and some of these guys next to us were yelling
09:47out, touchdown Raiders and touchdown Bears.
09:49Oh, yeah.
09:50Because they listened to the show, and we called Maz because they wanted to talk to Maz at the
09:55bar.
09:56And so I called Maz up, and they're going, hey, lemon drops and all this.
10:00And I'm like, yeah.
10:00And they're like, who's at that wedding?
10:01I said, Drew and Mark and Joey.
10:03I didn't know Joey wasn't there, but Joey was invited at Maz.
10:06I said, oh, Joanna.
10:08Oh, what'd she look like?
10:09So now I'm fiddling through Facebook on my phone.
10:12I get a photo of Joanna for these guys.
10:14They got the full meal deal.
10:18What establishment were you at?
10:20We were at, oh, God, it's Johnny Black's or something in Rochester Hills.
10:26New spot.
10:27Pretty cool spot.
10:28That's where Brandon lives.
10:29In that area?
10:30Yeah.
10:31True.
10:31He's in San Lucia right now.
10:33I know.
10:33I was surprised you had a text from him yesterday.
10:36Yes.
10:36This is your honeymoon.
10:37Why are you texting him?
10:38I know.
10:38You want us to know that he got there safely.
10:42Oh, that's right.
10:43Tom texted me when he got home on Saturday night.
10:47I texted Mark.
10:48I beat you home.
10:48I never asked you to text me to let me know you were home.
10:51I beat you home.
10:52Of course you did.
10:53You lived closer to the venue.
10:54I know.
10:55I got a text.
10:56It's like, moment's 8% or something.
10:57I forgot what it says.
10:58It's like four words.
11:00I was just trying to tell him how I beat him home.
11:03That's all.
11:03I knew you would, though.
11:05That's cool.
11:05Now, Maz is going to be in Woodhaven tonight at Applebee's, 6.30 to 8.30 off of Allen Road
11:10for a pregame with Herm tonight.
11:126.30 to 8.30.
11:12Come on out.
11:13I'll ask you guys.
11:14I was asking my audience.
11:15I mean, what percentage chance do you give the Lions to win today?
11:18Zero.
11:19So you're at zero?
11:20Absolutely.
11:21I would give them.
11:22See, this used to be the kind of game they would win.
11:25Right, right, right.
11:26When Wayne coached, it was the teaser.
11:28Well, it's never zero.
11:29I'll say two.
11:30I don't think they're that kind of team anymore, though.
11:32Drew, okay, give me a percentage.
11:34Five.
11:35Russell Wilson has lost two games at home.
11:37He's 27-2.
11:38They're 7-0 against the spread at home, by the way.
11:40Seahawks had nine straight wins on Monday night.
11:43A lot of money was going towards the Lions because of, what, nine and a half spread?
11:46Yeah, correct.
11:48I'll give Drew this quiz question.
11:48Seattle 7-0 against the spread at home when it's more than a touchdown.
11:53This is an easy one for you, Drew.
11:54If they win their 10th tonight in a row, who will they join as the only other team to win
12:00at least 10 straight on Monday night?
12:02The Raiders?
12:03Of course.
12:03The Raiders from the 70s and 80s.
12:05The ultimate Monday night team.
12:0614 straight they won.
12:07Did they really?
12:08Yeah.
12:09Remember, they owned it.
12:11Yeah, they were great on Monday night for some reason.
12:13Well, they're a great team, too.
12:14They were.
12:15What percent chance did you guys have it at?
12:16I said 20.
12:1720?
12:18Oh, okay.
12:18That's a little more optimistic.
12:19Now, 20 seems to be great.
12:20I said 40.
12:21I know, man.
12:22So if they were to play this game 10 times, they'd win four of them?
12:25I want to go high.
12:26I'm just asking, why do you give them 20%?
12:28I'm giving them 20% because no more Sean Lynch.
12:31They only scored six points in the first half last Sunday against a bad Bears team.
12:35And didn't look all that good.
12:37They haven't played all that well.
12:38No, they haven't.
12:39And the pressure's on Seattle.
12:40They should be holding serve.
12:41And the Lions should be a little bit loose.
12:43Go out there and, I don't know.
12:45That's probably not going to happen.
12:46But I put it at 20.
12:47Yeah, why not?
12:49It's because it's the NFL.
12:51Right.
12:52I mean, think about it.
12:53The Raiders are a Robbie Gold missed field goal at the end yesterday from being a 3-1 football team.
12:58Are the Raiders how much better than the Lions?
13:00Raiders are right there.
13:01Janikowski kicked that through.
13:02They should have won.
13:04Del Rio yesterday left too much time on the clock.
13:06Although I never thought Cutler would lead them down the field.
13:08But he did.
13:09Right?
13:10Are Chicago fans going to back off Cutler now?
13:13Because he rallied him to win?
13:15No.
13:16No.
13:16You see the Woodson pick yesterday?
13:18Yeah.
13:18Charles Woodson had a terrible throw.
13:2040 years old.
13:21It was a bad throw, but still for 40 years old, Charles Woodson could break up.
13:24That was a nice play.
13:25I just mean when you compare Cutler to what they had the week before.
13:29It's that whole thing.
13:30Oh, Jimmy Clawson and David Fales?
13:32Like if Stafford got hurt, would people be excited for Orlovsky?
13:36No.
13:36Well, he'd be just about as good as...
13:38And Kellen Moore's gone.
13:39He's not a good backup.
13:40It's the Hopkins for a while.
13:41If he had a good backup, I'm going to be excited to see a good backup play.
13:45Like Ricky Stanzi?
13:47Golden Tate at the Wildcat.
13:49Just run the Wildcat every single play.
13:52Ryan Armadi just tweeted out, I think it's pretty cool that Maz is in there in time for
13:58Crosstalk with Drew and Mark and Matt.
14:00Oh, okay.
14:00Because he breaks my chops every day that I don't make it in here in time right away in
14:04the morning.
14:04I'm already in the studio.
14:06You've been here for four or five hours, too.
14:08Come on, man.
14:08Yeah, you were prepping Matt's show.
14:09You don't do anything for ours.
14:13I mean, besides be yourself.
14:15I'll put it on an occasional story for you.
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14:21If you're a down river, go see Maz tonight.
14:23Please.
14:23Have some dinner, some sriracha shrimp.
14:25Bring back some food for us tomorrow.
14:26Mark, yeah.