Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how older members of Mafia are upset with the new generation of millennials that aren't as tough and you get to hear a conversation between the two.
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00:00all right this is something different
00:08mafia bosses are worried about the future of the mafia
00:15because too many of the millennial mobsters are going soft yeah they've become like the dialer
00:25right they don't actually pistol whip anyone i just want to tell you a story this guy really
00:31bothered me he was really really upsetting me do you hack his instagram no no i didn't even think
00:38to do that i should have maybe i should have hacked his instagram i you know what i did i just
00:42gave him a bunch of like a thumbs downs on a bunch of things i'll get on facebook chat in order a hit
00:48don't do that i mean i think that's a little that's how we do it these days i don't know it's
00:53not how i would handle it i gave him a bad yelp review on a couple of his businesses
00:56they prefer texting that'll bury him to pistol with him but the problem is
01:04the old guys are like you've just put in writing oh yeah yeah you idiot yeah hey it's more convenient
01:16just wanted to send you a text you're this close to getting three sad faces yeah
01:22hammer emoji hammer emoji
01:26gunfire gunfire blood splatter yeah the new mafia uh growing up in wealthy suburbs as social media
01:35exploded the new generation is said to have become less brutal and less versed in the traditional
01:40face-to-face tactics the mafia used to employ like pistol whipping you know i have anxiety
01:46i can't be just seeing people like that his kids works up my anxiety he's an anxious man
01:53so i had to text him i had to text him i was gonna break his legs you imagine trying to explain it to a
01:58millennial too like what you want him to do through text without saying it and the guy's just not getting
02:03it but i need you to go deliver a message i'll just text the guy no i need you to go talk to big tony i
02:12need you to give him a message from don't call him i need you to go i don't make phone calls you know i
02:19don't like talking to people i told you i got that anxiety anxious andy the mobster
02:23i'll send a guy a text what will you do i'll send him a text that's hey hey yeah maybe facetime
02:30what is facetime facetime what because facetime lucky lisa
02:37hey let's not bring lucky lisa into this she's sitting right here i know if i want some if i want
02:47someone you know if i want a case closed i would probably text lucky lisa facetime's a solid idea
02:55she's got the best ideas i get the claustrophobia once i go in those places
03:00claustrophobic too small office i don't like it's weird i know you hate sitting in the back seat
03:07with too many people i do i'm vegan also they got big get out of here what the hell no meatballs for
03:18you i don't trust him he's vegan i took care of that thing i sent him a meme meme what what is a
03:28meme means one of those things online everybody laughs about like the bernie sanders thing with
03:32the gloves i did laugh i did laugh what a joker but i sent him that and it kind of translated into
03:39our message you know you sent him bernie sanders yeah no not the bernie sanders it was a different
03:45meme but i was just telling you what a meme was it was a different meme you sent bernie sanders in
03:53the gloves where was he sitting they had photoshopped him into another scene but that's a
03:59whole different meme the meme i sent him was completely different which meme was it was a thing
04:05from the wwe he was an undertaker undertaker yeah so that he got the message you know because the
04:11undertaker's like a dead guy it's like this whole thing so you know if i was gonna go down there
04:17to have a panic attack and these things hey that's true yeah there's too many people down there
04:22you think this wwe meme that got the message i think i'm i'm 100 sure that he got the message
04:31once he saw that he responded with any memes no no it didn't say delivered underneath the thing
04:36i hope he checks it they say their main problem is a lack of tough youngsters coming up through the
04:42ranks the world in which the crime families became powerful is largely gone if i beat him and then
04:50he coughs on me i get to covid did you think about maybe masking up before you beat him i thought
04:59about that too but those masks are so constricting
05:01but i did i sent him the meme all right well i don't understand any of it but let me know how it
05:23goes i asked him for bitcoin bitcoin i told you it said how do i spend bitcoin it's a digital currency
05:29listen we just gotta we're gonna we're about to steal the digital thing of that cat playing a piano
05:36you're gonna steal that yeah that thing's worth like three million dollars come on how it's uh one
05:42of the you can buy them now that's the whole thing it's like it's like art don't you understand
05:48wait a second like so you're not going into a place to take some art off a guy's wall no no it's
05:53digital only what the hell yeah so we're gonna own that hold that cat on the piano that's gonna be
06:00ours it's gonna be ours for the take i don't get it i don't know all the profits from the art
06:06i just don't you know when i was europe when i was your age i had several businesses yeah on the
06:19side yeah i know you tell me all the time you you are stealing a digital jiffy that's right it's not
06:25like the peanut butter i think they call them gifts i don't know about that part but what i do know is
06:29that we are about to own the most famous uh cat playing a piano video ever that's gonna that's
06:37gonna revamp our entire organization i am so confused i really am yeah i really i think i'm
06:47gonna need a nap you'll never figure it out all right i'm gonna need to go to sleep sorry i don't
06:52mess with anxious andy that's how that's how i live i'm gonna send a guy by later all right
06:56all right all right better him than me i got that anxiety oh boy is this uh lasagna got gluten
07:04in it you know if it's got the gluten he'll poop his pants he poops his pants you know i'm gonna
07:12have an accident if i uh if i eat that gluten so i prefer we have gluten-free pasta from now on
07:19if we could if we're gonna have these do you guys now own charlie bit me did you did you buy
07:23we put a bid on it we're gonna just take that oh you're just gonna see the scheme there with the
07:30charlie bit me is that we called our guys had them put in a 35 billion dollar offer on it uh-huh
07:38but then we also knew we were going to tell everyone else to under you guys got the wrong
07:43dream i'm telling you that cat on the piano that's the one that's the one that's gonna go
07:48this family to the whole next level it's a cat and it's literally playing the piano you ever see
07:54anything like that i don't know exactly what you're talking about i don't ever want to hear
07:59about it again i'll text it to you here look at that see we own that thing what the hell is
08:05see that's a cat on a cat yeah we're gonna is he playing the piano he is isn't that great
08:09that's ours now the new world mafia you did good thanks you did good it's a different time my
08:17friends yeah different time