Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was upset at the pool because the towels were too small for her. This was after discussing news about an old guy making a scene and bomb threat at the Fort Lauderdale airport.
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00:00I don't know if you heard about this, but the entire Fort Lauderdale airport was shut
00:07down for several hours over the weekend because of a bomb threat.
00:11I didn't hear that.
00:12No.
00:12Well, we got all the details now, and they're pretty dumb.
00:16Okay.
00:17Turns out an old guy from Canada made the threat.
00:22That's right.
00:23He was angry about the baggage fee.
00:28Go on.
00:29What are you talking about?
00:32You got to pay for the bag, sir.
00:34No way.
00:35$50.
00:36Yep.
00:37So just bring that cash or your cards.
00:39It's a joke.
00:4274-year-old Weagle Rosen.
00:44Weagle?
00:45Weagle.
00:45Weagle Rosen was checking in for his flight from Fort Lauderdale to Toronto.
00:52An Air Canada worker at the desk said, sir, you did not pay for your carry-on bag in advance.
00:59You're going to have to pay for that now.
01:01Oh, boy.
01:02He was pissed.
01:05Oh, my God.
01:05Yeah.
01:05So he stormed off and left his bag behind.
01:10But they yelled after him saying, sir, you cannot leave your bag here.
01:16Why not?
01:17It's got a bomb in it.
01:19That's exactly what he said.
01:21Yeah.
01:22That is almost word for word what he said.
01:25Why not?
01:26There's a bomb in it.
01:29Come on.
01:30Yes.
01:30Why not?
01:31There's a bomb in it.
01:31Three terminals had to be evacuated.
01:36The whole airport was shut down for four hours.
01:40Thousands of people got delayed.
01:43Of course, there was no bomb.
01:44It was just an angry, pissed off old guy.
01:48Once I say it, and then you start taking it seriously, even if I'm like, no, just let
01:55I open it.
01:56I'll show you.
01:56It's just my clothes.
01:57They're like, no, you can't even go near it now.
01:59Right.
02:00Because you said it, you dummy.
02:01Right.
02:01Now we have to do all of this because you said it.
02:04Thanks for saying it, man.
02:06Yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:06You know, like they knew right then and there, like everything's effed.
02:10Yeah.
02:10No, they don't.
02:11They don't do jokes.
02:12They don't.
02:13I made a joke at that emergency exit that one time and they were not very pleased.
02:17Oh, yeah.
02:17Yeah.
02:18It was just like, I don't think I'm emotionally able to handle it.
02:21And they were like, you have to move, sir.
02:23Yeah.
02:23We're going to move here right now.
02:24Yeah.
02:24It was like, no jokes.
02:26Just joking.
02:26Yeah.
02:27She was like, no, they don't.
02:28No airport airplane jokes allowed.
02:30I was like, sorry.
02:31I was, it was in that row and a guy didn't realize you have to verbally say it.
02:36He just said, he was like, like, they were like, can we do this?
02:40He was like shaking and giving him.
02:42Yes.
02:43And she finally was like, sir, you have to verbally let me know it's okay.
02:48Yeah.
02:48I think they have to say that.
02:50You have to verbally, verbally let me know that you can handle that.
02:54He was like.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Got it.
02:57Thumbs up.
02:58Yeah.
02:58Yeah.
02:59Shake the hand.
03:00Thumbs up.
03:00Double thumbs up.
03:02Write down yes on a piece of paper.
03:04I had a real stickler about the belt.
03:07When I, when I flew this last time, I had to make a big scene, dude.
03:09It sucked so bad.
03:10The lady or the dude came around.
03:12He was like, he's like, you need a seatbelt thing.
03:14Or he's like, your seatbelt's not attached.
03:16And I'm like, I need a belt extender.
03:19Yelled it.
03:19Yeah.
03:20I just yelled it and like was scared people.
03:22And he brought it back.
03:24Yeah.
03:26Yeah.
03:27I'm taking care.
03:29When you get on the plane, you're just like, you know, you're going to extend her.
03:31Yeah.
03:32I was like, I just was going to not buckle it because I was like, if I hit my head and die,
03:37that's fine.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Turbulence.
03:40You have to buckle it.
03:41Yeah.
03:42No.
03:42I didn't care.
03:43But then, you know, he got me the belt extender.
03:45I embarrassed myself.
03:46It's all good.
03:46I was at a pool once where a big lady went off on this poor, like, you know, it was just
03:51a pool worker about how their towels were so small, she couldn't get it around herself.
03:57Oh, well.
03:57So she made a scene?
03:58She made a scene.
04:00Like, it's so ridiculous that you don't have bigger towels.
04:03And this, like, 17-year-old pool worker is like, ma'am, I don't buy-
04:06I'm not in charge of buying towels.
04:08I don't buy the towels here.
04:09I just, they're just, they're free towels for you to use to dry off.
04:12I can barely dry my legs.
04:15Or at least washcloth.
04:16At least just give people washcloths to dry off.
04:19Better go get me some safety pins.
04:21But she was one of those Karens, right?
04:23Yeah.
04:23A big Karen who had something to prove and didn't care if anyone heard, like, wasn't
04:27embarrassed at all about talking about her size or no.
04:30Big poolside Karen.
04:31Big poolside Karen was pissed.
04:33I mean, they were tiny, I will say.
04:35They were tiny, but you still don't say anything.
04:39You can't yell at the kid working there like it's his fault.
04:42He's like, I couldn't think of anything less I care about, man.
04:45Then your circumference lose some weight.
04:53Lady.
04:55There's a section in the grocery store called vegetables.
05:01Try those for about six months.
05:04Run around there if you can.
05:05If you can muster up the leg strength to get yourself to the vegetables, try not to take
05:12the automatic cart.
05:15Push one for once.
05:16Get your mobility cart.
05:17Roll.
05:17Take it through.
05:18Stroll through the vegetables.
05:21Ma'am.
05:22As she was having her rant to, this other woman walked by with one towel, like, completely
05:26tied around herself.
05:27Of course, yeah.
05:28That's hilarious.
05:29Probably strutting her stuff.
05:31Yeah.
05:32I'd be like, that hot chick has no problems.
05:39Have you thought of tying several together?
05:43There's another solution called not swimming.
05:47Don't get wet in the first place, dummy.
05:49Stay dry.
05:50You're too large.
05:51Stand in the sun.
05:54You'll dry in the same way that the earth did.
06:00I love that he's getting mean.
06:01Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Big pull aside, Garen.
06:03She wouldn't expect that, I don't think.
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