Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a poor old lady who was at home, minding her own business, when the SWAT team mistakenly raided her house, looking for a fugitive!
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:07So you're a 76 year old lady
00:12Yeah
00:13You're just sitting at home on a summer day
00:16In Dallas
00:17Staying inside to beat the heat
00:20Yeah
00:21When all of a sudden
00:23The SWAT team
00:26Drives an armored car
00:27Get down on the ground
00:29And throws tear grass and grenades
00:33Through your windows
00:34Oh my god
00:37Flashbangs
00:40And blow up your doors
00:44My house is different
00:47My door decor
00:49She knows she's got some great door decor
00:53My crochet work
00:54She was actually getting ready to sell her house
00:59Oh that's hard to sell now
01:01It was under contract
01:03Scheduled to close just days
01:06No
01:07After the assault took place
01:09However due to the extensive damage left by the SWAT team
01:13The buyer backed out
01:15Well yeah
01:15You get that phone call
01:17You can't buy your
01:18Your house just got
01:19You know
01:19It's gone
01:20It's blown up
01:21So the doors are gone
01:22I don't know if you really want to go through with this
01:26I want to let you know
01:27I was
01:28Playing some bridge today
01:30The SWAT team destroyed my whole house
01:34That was crazy
01:35I've got
01:38It's cool
01:39The house is fine
01:39It's got no fence
01:41It's got no doors
01:42A giant hole in it
01:44Grenades went off inside
01:46Yeah I think we're going to back out of it
01:47Was she just sitting in there
01:49Did she know that they were outside
01:50Did she call someone and say
01:52Hey he's not
01:53He's not in here
01:54She probably didn't know what was up
01:56She didn't know all this was going on
01:57She was probably doing crosswords
01:58And drinking sweet tea
02:00And drinking some sweet tea
02:01That's it
02:02She didn't hear the tank
02:04Yeah
02:05What was that?
02:06You know how
02:06Her hearing's probably not great
02:07You know how loud her TV was?
02:09Right
02:09She didn't hear anything
02:11So now she's suing the city
02:14To try and get
02:15Some of the expenses covered
02:17For her house being destroyed
02:19Because a non-76 year old
02:20Like us
02:21We would call and say
02:23Yeah
02:24The guy's not in here
02:26It's just me in here
02:27Right
02:27Maybe he's in the back
02:29If y'all could not
02:31Call off the SWAT team
02:33That'd be great
02:34I'm an old woman
02:36Just
02:36No one's here
02:38Just me
02:38Do you want to come in?
02:40Yeah
02:41Come in
02:42You know
02:43There's no door anymore
02:44Come on in
02:45Give me some baked goods
02:46Or something
02:47Yeah
02:48You want a sweet tea
02:49And a biscuit?
02:50I just can't imagine
02:51My grandmother sitting on a couch
02:53And then all hell breaks loose
02:55Exactly
02:55You're lucky
02:56They don't expire right there
02:57Right?
02:58Yeah
02:58They don't have a massive heart attack
02:59Yeah
03:00I agree
03:00That's insane
03:01A SWAT team
03:02Can you imagine the sound?
03:03First of all
03:03That SWAT vehicle
03:04Pounding through the house
03:06And then the doors blowing up
03:07Yeah
03:08And tear gas
03:09And flash bangs
03:10And smoke grenades
03:12What does she call
03:13Like a family member
03:14And was like
03:14I think there's a SWAT team
03:16And they thought
03:17She's just cuckoo
03:18You know
03:19Grandma's losing it
03:20Oh grandma
03:21Grandma thinks there's a SWAT team
03:23In the house
03:23Your mother's on the phone again
03:25She thinks a SWAT team
03:26Just broke into your place
03:27She's probably watching the TV again
03:29We're watching Bold and Beautiful
03:32And then next thing I know
03:34It's like Call of Duty in there
03:35Probably a Call of Duty commercial
03:39She saw on TV
03:40You just can't imagine how loud it would be
03:46Oh
03:47Hello
03:48Louder than that
03:50Who is that?
03:53I hear explosions in the distance
03:55Oh my god
03:56Mortar fire
03:57I have antique thermometers in there
04:00I have antique thermometers in there
04:00I have antique thermometers in there
04:01I have antique thermometers in there
04:03I have all this stuff on
04:06I'm trying to watch my soaps
04:09Oh
04:10Do you hear that?
04:13Oh my god
04:14It's not thunder
04:14Is somebody here?
04:21Who the hell are you guys?
04:24I'm watching the Bold and the Beautiful
04:25Kick her right in your chest
04:26Oh
04:27Why did you do that?
04:31I got him
04:32Oh my god
04:33He's dressed as an ancient woman
04:34My Elvis Presley velvet paintings
04:37Shoot them all up
04:41Bold and Beautiful just started
04:43You boys better hurry up
04:44Yeah
04:46That's why you found the theme
04:49I know
04:49I love a Bold and Beautiful
04:52You sure do
04:53Hopefully
04:54I mean come on
04:56You gotta pay that lady
04:57You destroyed her house
04:58You should pay
04:58You're not going to
04:59Yeah
04:59You gotta pay
05:00There was that other one though
05:01Where those like SWAT dudes
05:03Like shot a missile at that guy's house
05:05Or something
05:05And he was just like
05:07I don't know what to do
05:08Nobody cares
05:09Yeah
05:09He blew up my home
05:11Yep
05:11No one cares
05:13No
05:13That can't be the case
05:14Really it shouldn't be
05:16Do maybe like
05:16No
05:17No
05:18No
05:19No
05:20No
05:21No
05:22No