Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who found something he didn't like while role playing with a girl from Tinder and how they themselves have difficulty believing role play in the bedroom.
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00:00we got this email here remember you can reach us anytime email at Dave and check the freak.com
00:11this guy said keep me anonymous I've always been a fan of your show you guys make my job bearable
00:16so last night after a date I had this other girl reach out to me from a hookup app wanting to know
00:23if I wanted to come over she's about a six but since I didn't get lucky with my date
00:29the night before I said sure why not so I head over to her house the plan was she wanted to do
00:36sexy massage role play that's a hell of a plan okay I get there we meet we start the role play
00:44no red flag so far but when things start things start getting hot I have her turn over from her
00:53stomach to her back and that's when I see it what penus yeah I was gonna say oh
01:00donger penus not a penis thank goodness oh penus penus that's a shocking massage surprise when you
01:10have to rub and tug the girl that is something else would have hoped you would have discovered it
01:16much sooner in the what do you think he saw um I'm gonna say long nipple hair flipped her over to
01:23where he flipped he just flipped her over on her back she was doing sexy massage play okay and he
01:29saw she was on her on her stomach and hair hair boobs hairy hairy nipples right uh he said when
01:36I saw it hairy furry disgusting pits oh we didn't go we didn't think of pits didn't think well because I
01:44I guess I didn't think like pits are the number one thing when you flip over that you see but I guess
01:52you do see them yeah you're not your hands aren't up like you're not under arrest I never thought I
01:57mean I thought of people massaging each other obviously that's sexy times but I never thought
02:01of role-playing like if a guy really wanted a rub and tug would have wanted it from his lady to
02:06like have her role play like she's an Asian masseuse masseuse I think there's all sorts of stuff going on
02:12so sure and that's a safe way to do it yeah you're not gonna be busted if she's your lady right and
02:17that's your bedroom you really want to try it I just don't know if I could suspend disbelief
02:22long enough to really believe well that's what I think about all these role-playing like either
02:27these people are much better at suspending disbelief than I am because I'm like Amber's not really the
02:33male lady yeah you know like any any hot yeah like any time that's Dave's role-play it's
02:40she's always going to be in that uniform yeah yeah he's always one of that people that come to the
02:48house it was the first thing that popped into my head that's so funny the male lady
02:52the male lady's uniforms are terrible yeah I haven't seen I've never seen an attractive male
03:00person I have I bet they have costumes and make them slutty or something we have one and she's
03:05fairly attractive oh so there's a big there's a big Freudian slip oh no no there's a big mistake
03:13oh you have yeah you have an attractive male lady that you like to bed playground taunting me
03:23well it's it's kind of a giveaway when you say what you want yeah and then you're like right off the top of your head
03:52you said it and then she's attractive
03:54who has an attractive male lady
03:56only Dave only Dave and he wants a male lady for those
03:59stop it
04:00Amber why don't you just pretend to be I don't know off the top of my head
04:05pretend to be a male lady
04:07you've got you've got my Amazon package
04:11it's big Amazon package
04:13oh wow all right
04:15now I'll give you mine
04:16ah goodness gracious
04:19you call her by the male lady's name
04:21that was simply I know no one will believe me but it's simply a coincidence I'm like who would come to our house and we could role play oh we have a male lady and then when I you made me think about I'm like no she's she's not bad looking
04:33but it's not like I got to the door and deliver the mail or do you have it on the street like they drive
04:37we have it on the street but if there's a package oh right
04:40she'll come to the house
04:40right
04:41that's nice of her
04:43that's very nice of her
04:45she does for everybody
04:46yes
04:46not just us
04:47that's what she does
04:49that's her job
04:50package can't fit in those little tiny mail things
04:53she brings it to your house for you
04:55yes
04:55I guess
04:56does she bring her right inside to your bedroom
04:57okay
04:58relax
04:59god I hope I never see her
05:01god forbid this gets back to her
05:02oh my god
05:03I'll never answer the door again
05:05yeah
05:05she's asking to put on a new route
05:07ASAP
05:08oh yeah
05:08like that perv on the radio is after me
05:12does that radio guy who likes to watch me handle his big packages
05:14yeah
05:15I'm not comfortable delivering that anymore
05:17oh right
05:17oh boy
05:18yep
05:19yeah
05:20Amber better watch out for her
05:21yeah
05:21yeah
05:22okay