On today's Peep Show Dave & Chuck share a clip of a Tom Cruise freak out when members of his film crew were caught within six feet from each other without their mask on.
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00:00Tom Cruise is currently filming Mission Impossible 7 in London, England, and he is
00:09dead serious about COVID-19 protocols. In fact, he recently saw two crew members standing less
00:15than six feet apart, and he lost it. He let them have it big time, and someone got it all on tape.
00:22This is what Tom Cruise had to say. Take a listen.
00:24We're making movies right now because of us, because they believe in us and what we're doing.
00:30I'm on the phone with every f***ing studio at night. Insurance companies, producers, and
00:36they're looking at us and using us to make their movies. We are creating thousands of jobs,
00:42you f***ing f***ing. I don't ever want to see it again. Ever. And if you don't do it, you're
00:50fired. And if I see you do it again, you're f***ing gone. And anyone on this crew does it.
00:56That's it. And you do. And you do. And you. Don't you ever f***ing do it again. That's
01:03it. No apologies. You can tell it to the people that are losing their f***ing loans because
01:09our industry is shut down. It's not going to put food on their table or pay for their
01:15college education. That's what I sleep with every night. In the future, this f***ing industry.
01:23So I'm sorry. I'm beyond your apologies. I have told you, and now I want it. And if you don't
01:29do it, you're out. We are not shutting this f***ing movie down. Is it understood? If
01:36I see it again, you're f***ing gone. And so are you. So you're going to cost him his job.
01:43And I see it on the set, you're gone. And you're gone. That's it.
01:46What the hell did they do? They stood less than six feet apart from each other.
01:49I thought they forgot his butt. I thought they forgot his plump butt. Imagine how mad he was of that.
02:00You forget his fake running butt. I just can't stand Tom Cruise.
02:05I think he's the leader we need right now. He's weird. He's the leader we need.
02:11He just single-handedly took this whole thing more seriously than anyone else has.
02:16Because of money for him. Because it's about him and his money.
02:20You know how much it would cost him if they shut down that set? Because he's one of the producers.
02:23A lot of friggin' money. Yeah.
02:25Well, he's who I want to be our king.
02:28You better get him his butt, dude. I would.
02:31You better join his Jerks of Scientology and get him his fake butt and his high-lifted shoes.
02:35I'm thinking about it.
02:36They might have the answers. It's so nuts.
02:38Did you forget Tom Cruise's Frankenstein shoes?
02:41Oh my God. He's going to freak out. You at least got his butt, right?
02:45His butt? You got his- his pumped butt.
02:47Is that what was in that bag? Yeah, dude! I forgot that whole bag!
02:50Oh my God, you forgot it! We can't have him running around five foot forward, no butt!
02:54Oh no. Our king.
02:57Oh my God. He's going to kill us.
02:59It's funny to think of it now if it was about his fake butt.
03:05My butt!
03:06I'll never forget your butt again, Mr. Cruise.
03:07No, you won't.
03:08Cause you'll cost him his job!
03:09No, not him too!
03:10And you're gone!
03:11Here's your little-
03:12And you're gone!
03:13Here's your little shoes.
03:14Tom Cruise has Anthony Fauci in Keep Your F-ing Distance.
03:15Right.
03:16Apparently now there's a report 12 people on that set have COVID.
03:20Oh, he's really going to lose it now.
03:22Oh yeah.
03:23What will he do now?
03:24I don't know. He's going to blow a butt cheek.
03:25Oh my gosh.
03:26Crazy.
03:27Just get ready.
03:28Oh!
03:29It's been a good week.
03:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:33Oh, it's a good week.
03:34I'm going to do this now.
03:35Oh my gosh.
03:36Yeah, and then I'll do it.
03:37Oh my gosh.
03:38I'm going to take you to the back.
03:39Keep your f-ing distance.
03:40Right.
03:41Apparently now there's a report 12 people on that set have COVID.
03:43Oh, he's really going to lose it now.
03:44Oh yeah.
03:45What will he do now?
03:46I don't know.
03:47He's going to blow a butt cheek.
03:48Oh my gosh.
03:49Crazy.
03:50Just get ready.
03:51Get ready.
03:52Get ready.
03:53Get ready.
03:55Get ready.
03:56Get ready.
03:57Get ready.