Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about putt-putt being the #1 socially distanced activity people are doing as they ease back into the dating world and it sends the Doctor of Jingles into Jingle Land.
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00:0060% of people plan to ease back into in-person dating as things open back up and the number one
00:11date that we want to pull off while social distancing uh amazingly i don't understand
00:17mini golf take your lady mini golfing the high school classic day it is a high school classic
00:26hello my lady would you like to go play some putt-putt yeah and really when you when you
00:32analyze it it's one of the worst things you could ever oh i hate putt-putt was there a chain like
00:36was it called putt-putt oh no because you know the commercial the putt-putt for the fun of it
00:41sorry dave drawing a blank here putt-putt for the fun of it putt-putt for the fun of it
00:47not not ringing one bell you guys don't know it probably uh probably something like a local place
00:54was there a chain but there was a chain called putt-putt like why do we all call it putt-putt
00:58i have no idea because you're all you do is putt you know it's always been and then you go to the
01:03next hole and then you putt there it is it comes right up because that was the one it's like bring
01:07your mate or your mother or your date or your brother and putt-putt makes it fun well look
01:11it's a western new york and southern ontario classic oh so that's why we wouldn't know oh
01:16that's probably it right here the butthole of new york oh boy look at how bad these putt-putt
01:27courses are it's really it's really there's something really wrong with dave
01:34well this is from 86 well so there's another one from 1980 i wonder if they use the same song
01:41yeah because that's right that's more when yeah the happening happened have you ever thought of
01:47like being some kind of professor of jingles that's all chuck's thinking about he's sitting
01:55here thinking and that's what he's thinking but i mean there's no one i don't think there's anyone
01:59on earth he's a doctor in jingles i do think that you have a doctorate yeah in jingles a jingles
02:09doctor yeah could somebody just give him like an honorary doctorate like what have you ever seen
02:14anything like it in your life no is there anyone else out in the world that can just he's the anthony
02:20fauci of jingles he's like you know we're gonna talk about putt-putt good
02:25you guys know that right
02:35it's like a channeling like a clairvoyant it's like he's like the jingle rain man
02:44he's like a medium but with jingles i love a professor of jingles
02:49there should be some way to have it pay off for you phj like in the music department somewhere
02:57something no something something yeah they gotta study your brain or something i do i've always
03:03said that he's the leading authority on jingle science because one word will trigger a jingle
03:08absolutely i don't know where 100 but then it's 1981 it's not it's not just like uh i think it
03:14kind of went like it was like putt-putt something it's not that it's the whole he just rattles the
03:20whole jingle off he does his eyes kind of roll back just like he said yeah
03:25your mate or your mother your day to your brother and but but makes it fun yeah i don't know i can't
03:33tell you you remember super obscure ones that's what i mean that's why i know there's something
03:38going on but you seem really happy when you remember one though you do get excited he gets
03:43excited about it i do you're like remember remember that time and every time every time
03:49imagine being the best at something least imagine being the best at something least and then but you
03:55never get to use it like there's never a need for it there's never a need for me yeah i don't know
04:01i'm the best at playing like tiddlywinks
04:05you never get to play you never get to play and then all of a sudden someone's like oh god what's
04:12in my pocket oh it's tiddlywinks and i'm like however you play it you're like oh my god
04:19he's a master that's the greatest player i've ever seen i'm like yeah that's the one thing i can do
04:25i've never seen a tiddlywink play i'm so happy chuck you've never seen anyone play tiddlywinks like
04:29no you know like but you'd be so happy that you finally like someone saw it and that person would
04:36go around and be like you know i saw this thing this one time i saw the lebron james of tiddlywinks
04:41yeah exactly he was so ahead of his time i mean if there was professional tiddlywinks i'm just
04:47saying you have a power that i just wish there was some reward for that's what i'm saying you
04:53there is it's applicable in a serial killer situation or like like someone writes some
05:02kind of cipher or like unidentified aerial phenomenon like they start sending us jingles
05:07oh imagine that all they've ever heard was jingles and we have there's an alien language
05:13based off they'd have to probe me to be their leader they would dave would be flown to area 52
05:18yeah and they'd be like all right we can't communicate with this thing right someone said
05:24he's like the winter soldier of jingles yeah yeah it's a it's a crazy skill it's very niche the jingle
05:31cross i have to bear i guess nothing i can do about it it's just in there i would love as i said to
05:37clear them out yeah to make room for more important stuff but they're just in there
05:41taking up a lot of room in my hard drive yeah i need to like delete reset he's got a terabyte of
05:47jingles in him he does i'm sure i do it's full too yeah i need to erase it