Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Squirt and Wink grapefruit sodas this morning and Chuck remembers the last time he had a Wink soda is when his car spun out of control after hitting some railroad tracks.
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00:00uh a little knowledge nuggets here for you because all i'm doing lately is reading uh you know the
00:10first diet soda to ever use aspartame the diet pepsi it was in 1983 oh 1983 tab no but oh something
00:22like that um what else was there besides tab i don't know if this is still for sale maybe it is
00:29i'm not positive i don't know tab and what other it's five letters
00:36diet squirt diet squirt no i would have we could have been here all day is diet i would have never
00:47guessed no i never is diet squirt still for sale oh yeah i think squirt still for sale yeah it's a
00:53regular in my home yeah mind james james loves that squirt ruby red squirt ruby red squirt's where
00:58it's at really yeah i've never even tried a squirt what it's that grapefruit i've honestly never tried
01:04to squirt well dave next time we get together when the quarantine stuff's over i'll give you a squirt
01:08all right uh-huh you never tried a squirt i've honestly i've tried fresca isn't is fresca like
01:15squirt no i like it though i like fresh cut i'd say they're similar they're both like grapefruit
01:19citrusy like sauce i like grapefruit and citrus i'm amazed that i've never tried it it's kind of
01:24like i guess in canada they had wink when we were growing up wink it was wink wink was canada's
01:31squirt i guess it was like wink was canada's squirt i think it tastes better or i don't know i i honestly
01:37i haven't had a squirt in so long that i don't have any frame of ruby why haven't i had a squirt lee
01:42that's a great question why haven't i had a squirt i guess i just haven't thought of it
01:51at least it's like jerry sign i know who doesn't have a squirt why are you having any squirts
01:58i don't understand it's good it's good stuff try it
02:04yeah um i haven't had a wink either no i've never had a wink i never heard of it i haven't
02:10had a wink i remember my last wink which is crazy what a memory you don't remember a lot of things
02:17but you remember your last wink i remember my last wink i remember what we talked about yesterday but
02:21he remembers that i was in i was it was it was a bizarre it's a bizarre story but i was in college at
02:28the time probably first year i drove over this set of rail railroad tracks and my chevette just went
02:38into a massive 360 spin at about 20 miles an hour like nothing like i was going no speed at all and
02:46it just went into a massive spin just from hitting railroad tracks no no no so get so no no so i'm
02:55spinning out of control and i bang into the side of the road right next to a gas station i'm like
03:02jesus christ i was only going 20 miles an hour it's impossible to do that many spins at 20 miles an hour
03:10so i pulled into the gas station and i was i was like i gotta get gas anyway i'm getting gas i start
03:19getting gas i walk inside i'm like i just did 600 spins in a row outside of your place luckily nothing
03:26was around and give me a wink and i got a wink what do you want a wink i drank it down what do
03:34you want for refreshment after almost dying i was like i went right for a childhood memories because
03:39it was wink was like a drink i think my parents bought to mix to mix with drinks
03:47and i would steal them as a chubby kid out of their bar freezer their bar fridge you just did
03:55oh you just spun around for no reason doing none
03:58it was this in the cab i was going so yes no not the cab i was in my chevette i was in the yellow
04:05chevette oh my god yellow what is like a mario kart spin out like multiple cars too every car
04:13i must have hit pure ice can you just imagine a panicked man coming in like i almost died give
04:20me a wink yeah i was he's like oh my god what happened to you i'm sold i want to i want to wink
04:26right now oh man they're delicious do you have your long hair at that time or did you shave it
04:30i would have had my oh shaved at college so my first year of college i had long hair okay yeah
04:37so i'm just trying to get the whole image yeah so i would have had long hair i would have looked like a
04:41very disheveled man what is happening to you wow what how what is happening to me i'll tell you
04:50what is happening to me i just did 25 spins for no reason because i went over a set of railway tracks
04:58you look like chubby jesus too so the guy i know oh my god he's like oh my god is xavier
05:03chubby jesus needs a wink yeah yeah what would you like the first thing you asked for was a wink
05:08i was just i well i looked over and it called to me but i think what's funny i've never had another
05:14one that's it i remember my last wink maybe it was times of crisis yeah bad memories maybe it's just i
05:20don't know