Dave starts the show by talking about how commercials would be better if they used swear words and Lisa thinks Dave just needs to purge the jingles in his head. This leads to a movie idea about a jingle-man who loses his mind, similar to 'The Joker'.
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00:00you know i've been saying this for years the commercials would be so much better
00:08if you could swear in them oh they sell a lot more everything would be better if you could swear
00:13yeah the show would be better oh the show would be way better i say the highly intelligent swear
00:18the most that's what they say you guys are very intelligent that's how i know i'm bright
00:23every other word is the f word when i hear you having a conversation with james or something
00:30is every other word so you were very very smart it's my iq so highly i can't help it i'm an
00:38eccentric genius yeah we're just like brainiacs over here yeah exactly
00:41yeah i just did the effing day i know that's so true i forget you just hear all that like oh my god
00:50but i heard a commercial this morning for the boat show and i thought it would be just so much
00:56better if they could swear yeah because it's like you deserve it a brand new boat that gets you every
01:02single every year it does but because every year i want to go you deserve it a mother effing boat i
01:07know mother effing boat because wouldn't people be like you're right you are right i do need a
01:13mother effing boat i mean we make that commercial a thousand times oh my god in advertising that's
01:18called a call to action yes yeah i do deserve a mother effing boat people would say i want to have
01:24a boat store just called mother effing boats you'd be handy green's mother effing boats they'd be
01:30mother effing boats yep the other line best boats i for years sang this way and it's nothing to do
01:36with them but um the convenience store was a mother speedway yeah oh that's a good one yeah i like that
01:42this is just dave trying to get out his jingles on his brain every like month or so you have to
01:48sing a jingle purge i'm sure this is that part of the show welcome jingle purge i will say i think
01:53the speedway one is a little overkill i don't know why every every time that has played for years i've
01:59always sang it that way the convenience store was a month speedway it's kind of it's some kind of like
02:05anger release that if you could live your life in just a big jingle you would
02:09jingle land you might be right i'm moving to jingle land everything is you don't talk you just
02:15have i driven my ford lately it's a jingle dave's life is like a musical but it's just all jingles
02:21exactly she's a pepper he's a pepper you're a pepper wouldn't you like to be a pepper too
02:27hang on he's gonna keep going how many you think he's got that was him asking to pass the pepper
02:32oh you want some pepper dave is that okay i want a pop pop i want a shasta here's a drink
02:39get him a get him a drink there's a drink he says he hit that translates to he wants coffee
02:43i hope you sing the super mega roll toilet paper commercial
02:47that'd be a weird life super mega roll tp for everyone oh dave's got a poop
02:56every time i needed something i'd have to jingle it yeah be a weird life
03:01would be yeah no it's hard to live there i think eventually oh eventually trying to get out of
03:06jingle land i want to escape from jingle land i think it's like a horror movie therapy right now
03:10yeah yeah he's gonna talk to someone about jingle land
03:15it's his parents put him in jingle land yeah i mean they did yeah i think at the end of the movie
03:23jingle land it's just dave in a hospital bed and he's like yeah what a pop pop
03:28and they're like oh mr hunter's not doing well hopefully it would be a better ending i mean can we
03:35have we don't know you know i want it to be an oscar worthy yeah exactly okay if you're gonna do
03:41jingle loquen phoenix
03:42take my money
03:51that's what causes the breakdown the jingles the jingler
03:58the jingler
04:00loquen phoenix
04:02he's like dancing down some steps
04:05yeah
04:05it's like the joker too
04:09the jingler
04:11you've seen the joker now see the jingler
04:14even more disturbing
04:16it's just slow cuts of dave's computer not working and him
04:20does it work
04:27yeah it is really close that's gonna cause my breakdown one day
04:41and i'll just jingle
04:43yeah like there's gonna be a time when a video doesn't play that from that point on dave only talks and jingles
04:51molly mcbutter
04:53molly mcbutter
04:54i forgot about molly mcbutter
04:55oh well
04:56most of these things
04:57everyone has
04:58the jingler
04:59becomes the jingle man
05:01like spoon man
05:02sings the jingle in his head
05:05jingle man
05:06i mean i hope it doesn't
05:08in that way but
05:09you never do know what life holds for you
05:11no you don't
05:11yeah hopefully not the reality of the jingler movie
05:14right