Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey that reveals the percentages of people who have worked under the influence of certain substances and the show imagines what a couple of those scenarios would be like.
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00:00turns out a lot of people have done drugs at work or at least been buzzed um alcohol by far
00:12as you can expect the number one substance used and abused 64 percent of women and 70 percent of
00:20men who've done drugs at work say they've been buzzed or drunk in the workplace i think almost
00:25everybody has i mean and think about how many times you've had to go do like a lunch meeting
00:30yeah and like we're different so maybe the lunch meeting for us is we get to go home but then other
00:37people are done that lunch meeting and they got to go back to work they've had drinks and they've
00:42you know oxycontin or vicodin 10 for women 12 for men so that only includes illegal use without a
00:51prescription a lot of people yeah a lot of people cocaine cocaine three percent of women seven
00:59percent of men these are people who have done drugs at work they that's how many have done cocaine oh
01:06yeah yeah wow that's i mean i guess it's just not the circles i run in cocaine bathroom people that
01:16work on cocaine yeah can't just wrap my head around you know i'm just doing to do a little
01:22cocaine be right back you're closer than you could ever imagine i guess i guess uh meth three percent
01:28of women and five percent of men who've done drugs at work it's been meth meth meth meth is a crazy
01:33one to do welcome to mcconnell oh man that guy was fast i love this mcconnell here's your face
01:42this is my favorite watch how fast he gets my food here's your chicken nuggets oh my god amazing
01:49i've been up for five days yeah
01:51god this guy just threw my chicken nuggets
01:55right through the window you take off you're on the highway the guy's running beside you
02:01you forgot your sauce you forgot your ketchup oh my god he's going 40 miles an hour
02:07you forgot your ketchup i like him yeah what a hard worker we may need more mcmeth
02:14i'll tell you it's it gives you a little burst there yeah he's a great worker
02:21oh no i can't this is just how i talk i'm so sorry can you imagine you just ran through that window
02:28i know i did i'm all caught up i don't feel a thing
02:31they can't put him on the speaker he'd be too much why are you naked what happened to your
02:36i don't know i don't even remember why i got naked but it just seemed to make sense
02:40but don't worry none of my parts touched your food
02:43thanks for that honey you're welcome
02:47when i stay yeah you too
02:50he's amazing this is my exit all right see you later
02:55he's still on the headset
02:59left the mcdonald's
03:01still taking orders yeah meth is a wild one three and seven percent yeah yeah
03:07three percent of women five percent of men who have done drugs at work have done meth
03:11yeah and at the bottom of the list is heroin tough to tough to get anything done after that
03:19that's the opposite the total opposite hello i need to order my chicken mcnugget
03:25hello is he sleeping i think he's passed out oh
03:31we may need to just go to a different place
03:35hey hey hey we're waiting for food out here
03:40needles buying in there
03:41hey we you got you have four different cars waiting for people
03:44we all want some some stuff waiting for food can i get a big mac
03:47hello hey
03:48uh hey
03:50he's on heroin i believe
03:56i believe
03:58i believe you're right
04:01slowly hand you your back
04:03he fell asleep nine times handing me my bag
04:07took him two hours to give me my straw
04:09wake up
04:12hey i gotta go dude can you
04:14hey can you
04:16beep beep
04:17hey
04:19hey can you just pass that bag
04:21you can pass me that bag for ten minutes
04:23can you just give me that bag
04:24i'm gonna reach into the window and grab it
04:26there you go
04:27oh
04:27all right
04:29i don't think he's noticed yet
04:30just drive drive drive
04:31yeah we're out of here
04:32that guy was clearly on heroin
04:35uh so some people texted in saying i worked for a guy who let you come in late if you brought him a tenth of a gram of meth
04:44oh my god
04:46another one said i worked roofing with a guy who would smoke crack all day long
04:50roofing
04:50sitting on a customer's roof
04:51blazing rocks
04:53you don't want to be high on crack on a roof
04:56dude could roof two houses a day
04:58he's like meth mcdonald's
05:00but he also could just like
05:02walk right off a roof and land on his feet
05:07the quality's a little sketchy
05:10but i got it done fast
05:12but i got it done fast
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