Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the world's biggest bee that was thought to be extinct being discovered and imagine what it would have been like if Chuck and Andy were the one's hunting it.
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00:00while we're speaking of weird things that they found the world's biggest bee that they thought
00:09was extinct long ago yeah this was cool just been found alive in indonesia see the chompers on this
00:15thing 40 years after thinking that it was extinct scientists found them on an island in indonesia
00:20the last time they had ever been spotted was in 1981 that's wild to me called the wallace's
00:27giant bee the species was believed to be long extinct but a group of researchers set out in
00:32indonesia in the hopes of searching for the giant bee and other species and they found it
00:37they trekked for days but on the last day they spotted a termite mound that appeared to have a
00:43hole in it sure enough they caught sight of the giant bee for the first time in decades it is a
00:48black wasp like insect that was discovered by alfred russell wallace in 1859 he described it as to be as
00:56long as a human thumb jaws like those of a stag beetle and obviously the world's largest bee
01:03it has a wingspan of a couple of inches they must have been so excited when they found it
01:08these guys were a big bee and we found it we're in the amissons and we're just uh looking for a
01:14special special special little friend the colossal bee
01:17and uh we don't think we're super nerds bye sweet jesus it's him yes yes the colossal bee it's him the colossal bee look at his trumpets
01:32sides of our thumb yes too much windspan mandibles of the sweet willow beetle look at his mandibles it's him it's him
01:43i'm so smoking
01:47yes jesus that's no what wait a second there's not exactly happy let me get my uh
01:54Wrong piece! Wrong piece!
01:58He made an egregious error!
02:02Get to the water!
02:04Get to the rivers!
02:06This was so stupid!
02:08Stop it!
02:10I'm so small!
02:12They're actually in the water!
02:14They're so pissed!
02:18They're so pissed and stinging!
02:20They didn't want to be found!
02:22No, they didn't!
02:24We should have left them be!
02:26No pun intended!
02:28Get out! Get out!
02:30Get out!
02:32Oh, they are filled
02:34with pitch and vinegar!
02:36That's exactly how it went.
02:38I hear something.
02:40Sort of.
02:46It's stinging my nipples!
02:50It's my nipples in my tent even!
02:52It's on my pants!
02:54It's on my pants!
02:56It's on my pants!
02:58My nether regions aren't safe from pervicious things!
03:00They're to protect their queen!
03:02Oh my god!
03:04Oh my god!
03:06Oh my god!
03:08I'm swelling in my pants!
03:10I'm not swelling in clothes!
03:12I just hit my brother!
03:14My science brother!
03:16But you're heroes in the bee world!
03:18Yeah!
03:19The bee world!
03:20We're called the bee the bee finders!
03:22So in the bee world, we're just like the Rolling Stones!
03:25The bee boys!
03:26The bee boys!
03:27The ghost of bee boys!
03:29I got your bee shirts!
03:30That's right!
03:31And pants!
03:32Smashing pants!
03:33People often wonder what all the buzz is about!
03:40It's easy!
03:41We take bees and we make them rock and roll!
03:43That's right!
03:45Nothing drops panties like the busy buzz of some bees!
03:49That are undiscovered!
03:51Wanna taste this honey, sweetie?
04:01Oh Jesus!
04:02Run, James!
04:03Run!
04:04Run for your lives!
04:06Don't worry, we'll handle this, ladies!
04:08This is our...
04:09We gotta run!
04:10We gotta get out of here!
04:11There's nothing we can do!
04:13Those ladies are dead!
04:15The ladies are screwed!
04:17What have we done with our charisma?
04:19Our white-hot sexual charisma!
04:22We're so attractive!
04:24It's just like...
04:25It's like the fourth chicks we've killed!
04:28Like old...
04:29Oh Jesus!
04:30It is!
04:31Just walk over there!
04:32It's fine!
04:33Don't let us freak out about!
04:34Just go over there!
04:36Outside of where you can see us!
04:39And...
04:40Ah!
04:41Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:43Oh God!
04:44The man who found the world's biggest bee!
04:47Yep.
04:48Heroes Among Us!
04:49Yeah!
04:50Ah!
04:51Ah!
04:52Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:54Ah!