Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the new Disney's Star Wars attraction opening up and what it would be like to experience one of the rides together.
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00:00it's funny that they the picture they show uh of this in the ads is of a kid dragging their dad
00:10to star wars galaxy's edge at the disney theme park oh i think it's going to be the other way
00:15around the dad will be dragging the kid oh yeah like what the hell is this place exactly because
00:21i'm going to be like hey roland guess what we're going to star wars land and he's gonna be like
00:25oh jesus christ dad you're such a loser leave rowan at home and take me like honestly i i will
00:32pretend to be your son you can go and appreciate it he hates all that stuff yeah he hates all of it
00:38my only hope is is stella and she doesn't like it that much that's so sad i know it's what it's my
00:44lot in life uh galaxy's edge they just announced the opening day it's going to open at disneyland
00:49in california may 31st going to open at walt disney world in florida august 29th um now it's
00:56going to be so popular you actually have to make a reservation it's not it doesn't cost you anything
01:02i mean you still have to pay your way into the park right like they know that there's a no yeah
01:05if there's a no cost reservation you have to make in order to be able to access it at least for the
01:10first month or so and the ride won't be open yet you're just basically visiting the shops and the
01:17restaurants and the ride there's only one ride ride it said the the rise of the resistance is
01:22there two i was hoping there's like a bunch of it will have two it will have two in smugglers run
01:28you'll be in the cockpit of the millennium falcon and rise of the resistance you're in the middle of
01:33the battle between the resistance and the first order so there is two rides but one of them won't
01:37be open yet dave you might know this there's a ride and i can't remember what it's called but you
01:42like sit in this row of chairs and there's like a bunch of you like 30 of you at the same time
01:47and it lifts you up way off the ground and it's like a gigantic screen oh soren is that what okay
01:53soren that's what i hope the millennium falcon ride is like i don't think it is i like the images i saw
02:02you're sitting in the seats inside the millennium falcon like you each have a role there's a pilot
02:07there's a co-pilot there's oh you're in she all have duties in this ride i think okay from the
02:12preview image i saw huh that's interesting it is i wondered how they were going to do it i would
02:17want it to be as impressive as possible yeah but what if you get paired up with people who don't
02:20want to do their duties on the ride i think then the machine will just take over do you imagine like
02:24a dad yelling at his kids like god damn it i'm gonna put us into light speed but i can't do it
02:41if you don't put your hand on it and we do it at the same time you little son of a bitch
02:46i brought you all the way here to florida
02:51you're gone damn chewbacca right now
02:57she's fine dad
02:58all right let's get ready chewy we gotta punch it
03:05and you're chewy
03:06if you haven't figured it out yet you're chewy
03:09you have to hit your two handles at the precise time that i hit my two handles and we'll go into
03:17light speed if not this whole mission is a failure
03:20i'm being dead serious
03:24poor rowan what pressure
03:26come on dad this is supposed to be fun
03:29stella i'm sorry stella i should have made you chewbacca
03:32i'm sorry that you are princess leia i should have made rowan princess leia
03:36who could have just sat in the background and look looked pretty and you would have been chewbacca
03:41way better chewbacca than him
03:43someone just came back from disney world and they said they told him it's kind of like the mission space ride that you can actually fail the ride
03:51it is going to be disney's most interactive ride ever so yes your kid could make you lose your mission
03:58it's so embarrassing on the millennium falcon this is the castle run we're talking about
04:02i'm gonna freak out if somebody doesn't participate the way they're supposed to on my ride
04:05i would never go on that ride with you guys
04:11could you imagine
04:12oh i would be taken so seriously
04:14do you know how serious if me chuck and james got on that thing we would take it we would have a flawless ride
04:19oh my god i would go i i want i really do want us to go together because i think it would be the greatest thing ever how serious they all would take it
04:27i'd be dying like we dragged lisa there and then she's got like the buns on the side of her head like princess leia
04:33yes please
04:34i would look miserable too
04:36yeah just like
04:36that would be the worst trip
04:38do they have gin in space
04:40they do
04:42you gave me a gin and tonic on that thing
04:45yeah we didn't get lisa
04:46and i'd be like this is great
04:47hello space
04:48i can't wait to see your face light up
04:50i won't bring someone that's going to embarrass me on the millennium falcon ride
04:55you know you can always count on me to be your co-pilot
04:57i am not like if i went on the millennium falcon ride and failed
05:02that'd be amazing for us
05:06i would be devastating you
05:07i would be furious
05:07yeah i'd be mad too
05:08could you imagine too like it's three of us or four of us or whatever and it's one person's fault
05:14oh that would suck
05:15it would be if i went it would be my fault
05:17right
05:18and if i go
05:19if i go it'll be my fault
05:20yeah
05:21pay attention lisa
05:22you gotta push the button at the right time
05:25lisa
05:26don't you even care lisa
05:28lisa the hyperdrive is down
05:30lisa the hyperdrive is down
05:33and if you do not
05:34go over to that panel
05:35and put the wires together
05:37we're gonna fail god damn it
05:40just sitting there with my arms crossed
05:41this is important to us
05:43what a fun trip
05:44you're embarrassing us
05:46what an embarrassment this is
05:49james we're gonna fail
05:50we gotta take our picture and put us on the screen as losers
05:53we failed the castle run lisa
05:55imagine the photo of us just losing your minds
05:59as lisa's just sipping on a gin and tonic
06:01and won't fix the hyperdrive
06:04you're not even allowed to beverage in here lisa
06:06what are you doing
06:07how did you get a drink in here
06:09oh my goodness
06:11there's no drinking and flying in space
06:13no gravity
06:15needed for sure
06:17all right we'll see
06:18we'll see what happens here
06:20when this star wars land officially opens
06:21we'll see what happens here
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