Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share real deal, no B.S. stories about times they have encountered ghosts and hear from one guy who lived with a ghost called, "the man", who resembled Abraham Lincoln.
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00:0018% of people in the country say they've seen or felt the presence of the ghost and we don't want no bs stories here
00:12Andy's saying he doesn't want your average yeah the light flickered yeah I don't want some real ass
00:17what if we if we just all maybe raise our hand we're done like we don't believe it we're just
00:22hanging up absolutely we won't hang up because I'm just crazy except for Lisa doesn't want to play at
00:28Frank from Boston do you are you believe ghost penis to you what happened so we moved into our
00:38house about 10 years ago uh my son four years old at the time oh there's something in my room
00:43and we blew it off you know cold whatever one night we're sitting there my wife's in the kitchen I'm in
00:49the living room they're separated by a room we have a farmer's porch with no railing she sees someone
00:56walk by the front porch and at our window and she's like hon somebody's at the front door so I go to get
01:03up I look out at my window I got a big picture window at my window the shoulder was about at the
01:10top of the window so outside of my porch his head would have been through my roof so it was a half a
01:17body it was a man's suit walking by the window and I jump up I run out nobody's there and it was
01:25just half a body the the upper half it was half a body it was like from about your rib cage up and
01:32the man was in a suit all right well good luck with your half a ghost I'll take half a ghost over a
01:38full ghost I guess I don't want any of them I don't know like I feel like a half a ghost gonna bother
01:42he's looking for his wiener yeah I was thinking that too his bottom half that's why I'm wandering
01:48the earth this is unfortunate have you seen like a dick and balls like walking I'd be so I'd be
01:56actually thrilled to death in the ghost world I'd be like yeah no it was huge it's gone now it was
02:04giant there's your legs walking oh those aren't my legs that's got it are you sure no no no look at how
02:09small that is same outfit that's not mine that's the bottom of the suit no no I gotta go anyway I gotta
02:14go okay see ya ghost magic yeah uh Steve how are you man hey good morning man happy Halloween and the
02:23same to you so tell us what happened so I live in Plymouth Massachusetts uh the downtown area is where
02:29the actual plantation was it's an old old old part of the country so in the early 90s I bought a
02:35old sea captain's house that was built in the 1850s oh boy so it had been a dot right right so my son
02:44who's in his 20s now comes flying into the bedroom he's about six or seven years old screaming the man
02:49the man the man ends up spending the night with me and my wife a couple days later I'm in a downtown
02:55bar in Plymouth this guy walks up to me and goes hey did you buy so-and-so's house name's the street I
03:00go yeah as a matter of fact I have been there for about a year he goes have you ever seen the man
03:04I go I haven't but my son has oh boy so I asked him I go what's what's the man look like
03:11he said best describe him as Abraham Lincoln long black coat long stovepipe hat always staring at me
03:20about a year later because the house was so old my son's got lead poisoned from the from the floors
03:25I had to have the whole house let abated the company that I hired a couple months into it
03:31they were losing workers they quit because they were seeing ghosts I went in one day to pay them
03:36and they had all these candles and crucifixes lined up in my kitchen oh my god that's like there is a
03:42a man here at least Abraham Lincoln Abraham Chelinkas is in here and we just uh
03:53sorry that's crazy yeah yeah that sucks remember Andy's story of the same thing when you were in that house
04:01those latin guys wouldn't go in there yeah those latino dudes he was like you just live in the most haunted place I have ever seen
04:08for the whole year
04:10and you just keep doing it
04:13just a fat and happy
04:14people just be running out
04:18all the time
04:18so lucky I grew up in a new construction house
04:22too
04:22none of this creepiness
04:24you put your kid in in a room
04:27with that guy
04:28I just seen a man
04:29is that how it's supposed to be
04:32cause you wish it's his own life
04:34that's one of the many reasons I'll never have kids
04:37cause I don't want to put it in a room and it'd be like
04:38the bloody man's here again
04:40I'm like
04:41when I have you
04:44when I create you
04:46hey dad
04:48yeah
04:49the bloody
04:51blood soaked man is here again
04:54the norms
04:56oh you were a mistake
04:57hi dad
05:02oh god
05:04it's me again
05:05what is it now
05:06I was in the basement
05:08oh
05:09why'd you go down there
05:10I told you never to go down there
05:11and the woman made of bones
05:13was down there
05:14no
05:14the fucking woman
05:15ah
05:16ah
05:17ah
05:18she said she knows you
05:20ah
05:21I gotta give you up
05:24ah
05:25when your kids see
05:28or talk about something
05:29it is
05:30like Aiden used to play
05:31soccer ball
05:32with that guy
05:32yeah
05:33he'd be playing soccer ball
05:35in the hallway of our house
05:36with that guy right there
05:37no
05:37those kids see
05:38see stuff
05:39the bloody soccer man
05:41no
05:42no
05:45yeah no you can't have kids Andy
05:48if they do something like that
05:49you would
05:50oh no
05:50I'd mess them up even worse
05:52he'd be like
05:53sorry that you're gonna grow up
05:55super goth now
05:55imagine though
05:56you Andy
05:57are that kid
05:58like little green bean
06:00saw Abraham Chalinkin
06:01like
06:02that's gotta mess you up too
06:04right
06:05my dad would've been like
06:06well
06:06have you ever seen
06:07Abraham Chalinkins again
06:09just tell me about it
06:11and I will go in there
06:12and I will dispatch
06:13him and all of his army buddies
06:23are blowing up a forest
06:25like in Predator
06:26my dad's like
06:27on a hill
06:28like two miles away
06:29clicking a scope
06:30yeah
06:30if it bleeds
06:31we can kill it
06:32if it bleeds
06:33we can kill it