Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about the annoying thing their ex did when they were together.
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00:00what's the number one top thing that annoyed you about your ex carl good morning good morning
00:12yeah she talked excessively from the time she woke up to the time she went to sleep she talked
00:17and repeated herself constantly when i did all the work she would be uh she would be drunk or
00:23buzzed and it would just be worse she'd be drunk or buzzed oh oh wow she's got some trouble
00:29yeah a couple shots and then just talking talking all night nothing i hate more than talking
00:35alcohol is
00:41starting to come together every day just drink drink drink drink and talk
00:50alcoholism is troubling yeah really bad for you
00:56that word um the nest this one starts off like this the nasty bitch left her dirty tampons just
01:04on the back of the toilet damn god damn whore get in here and bring this up right now come on
01:13oh you god damn whore i i might i might poop right beside it just right up on top oh i see your dirty
01:25tampons and i'll kick it up a notch this is how disgusting this is i'm like here's a here's an
01:30example of how disgusting this is drop a deuce god damn it mm-hmm it makes me angry it did it did get
01:39you very upset dave catching her you get out of here yeah some guys would love it no no no men would
01:48love it there yep there is not a man alive that would love that oh no love it yeah i can't even tell
01:56you what they would do with it what is the one thing you would say that annoyed you the most about
02:01your ex mike from boston you're up next go ahead she would leave the toilet seat up every single
02:07time that she would go to the bathroom couldn't tell you guys why she would leave it up i've never
02:13heard of a woman leaving it up so the seat would be left up or just the lid no no like like the lid
02:20and the seat and the seat and then she'd just leave everything but her but her business would
02:25all be inside still all inside that hole mike how many times did you encounter that before you said
02:31there's the door whore there's the door whore is a great idea for a show it is there's the door whore
02:39there it is the door you whore right at the like a bachelor show but cool right and that's how you end
02:45it there's no rose ceremony never works out there's the door yeah like no yeah no one stays
02:52did you see the text about the dirty tampons dave no is it is it gonna make me scream probably
02:59you want me to read it for you all right fine dirty tampons turn me on the taste of the blood
03:05and just knowing it came out of us you know what turns me on god the taste of the blood
03:11just a backup chuck thank you james that's exactly what i was looking for
03:18it's like a vampire throat lodgings katie from boston the one thing that annoyed you the most
03:25about your ex what is it for you katie hey guys penis long balls
03:30so my ex um he had these disgusting toenails i i can't even explain how gross they were they were
03:42really thick and they would crumble like they had this weird fungus going on so whenever he would
03:50whenever he would clip his toenails like he would have to like what like claw at them and flip away at them
03:59and he would just leave it
04:01he would leave it in frisbees or just like i'd find little piles
04:08in frisbees he just put his toenails in frisbees he would leave them in frisbees
04:13frisbee would contain it all his all of his chipping all his chips
04:19yeah probably bam where are my toe frisbees
04:22and you take them out and put them in the garden
04:25oh and he would uh use that like a good one to clean his teeth the picket's teeth
04:34okay so much too far he picked his teeth with those crumbly infested toenails
04:41well they're thick they were thick like a knife oh god they're thick like a steak knife
04:45they were brittle but strong yeah my lord rusty i need to blow him a load
04:53and to you sir uh rusty's calling us from colorado spinks colorado this morning
04:59and top thing that annoyed you about your ex
05:01oh dude she would flick boogers at me and my kids randomly just no reason needed didn't matter
05:07where we're at she'd dig one out and just flick it at us
05:10just disgusting
05:13she would hold on she would flick her boogers at you and your kids
05:19yeah just like just like the scud missile man oh man i don't even know how i'd react to that
05:26i got divorced
05:27well of course you did
05:30how many times did you get boogers flicked on you before you made that decision
05:34jesus
05:34oh about nine years
05:36oh my god
05:37nine years
05:38hey sometimes it takes a long time to leave
05:41oh my
05:42oh man
05:43dave would end up on the news
05:44i would
05:45i would
05:45i would
05:46i almost did
05:48well she flicked her booger on me and i shot her
05:50and that's what happens
05:52there's the door
05:54oh
05:54there's the door
05:56there's the door
05:56some families play monopoly or like sorry that family plays booger dodgeball
06:01exactly
06:02imagine the therapy those kids will need
06:05yeah they're messed up
06:06oh my god
06:06if you can dodge a booger you can dodge a dodgeball
06:09you hit the kids with them
06:11you hit the kids with your boogers
06:13yeah
06:14run son