Dave & Chuck the Freak learn a new way to activate your bowels by pressing the 'poop button' below your bellybutton and see if they can get some results on the show.
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00:00let's get to this now because i know chuck really wants to know where you know what
00:09where i really want to know because i want to know not to accidentally press this on someone
00:15i also know that on someone second lisa doesn't want to accidentally press chuck's
00:19listen as long as it's not as long as it's not too dirty of a place i'm gonna try and
00:25hit lisa's poop button okay relax it's on your shoulder she shouldn't have said that astronaut
00:31stuff we all know that constipation is unpleasant oh the worst right there's a few things you could
00:38do but there's also your poop button i need this it's a thing
00:45the answer to constipation relief lies with you what you do is you press
00:55a little spot where do you think this spot is is it on your hand nope lower
01:01belly button you got it lisa is it really right under your belly button do you guys like it
01:08your belly buttons mess with no becca does that i'm like get out of there you're gross no i don't
01:14like it don't touch my belly button i feel very sensitive yeah so now women will stay away from
01:19your belly button yeah i have a very negative reaction to any kind of attempt at my belly
01:25button me too yeah so um i always said it was always attached to my i felt like it was attached
01:32to my nuts yeah i feel like it's attached to my winger but it's it's your poop it's what i'm really
01:37feeling is your poop is your poop button don't test it right not here not you're not here chuck not
01:45here don't oh chuck i don't stop okay so becca thinks it's hilarious to to get your belly button
01:53yeah because my reaction to it yeah because i'm i'm like i know what's in there
01:58you're like belly yeah belly button stop
02:01that's my
02:05you're super sensitive to belly button i do i'm the same way
02:12oh yeah no one's allowed to touch it i do no one's allowed to touch it i'm gonna get your belly button
02:17you're gonna play with my balls after that
02:23they're attached
02:26that's fighting that's a fighting
02:30it's not a very manly thing i'll say that
02:32no it's not my
02:32no to me to me it hurts to me it's a
02:35it's a it's no
02:37that's an aggressive
02:38andy's i wouldn't listen to you i would still go i think that was funny it spawns them on
02:54that's i mean yeah you're just not handling it the right way it has to be no
02:58i'll say that to her today every time
03:02let's practice andy she goes in for the belly button
03:06no that's still not good enough
03:09listen again listen again
03:10no andy
03:12no no that's not it
03:14she's at your belly button you say
03:16quit that
03:18no damn it i'm not getting it
03:19no no no he likes to be touched
03:21he's still gonna go for it
03:22he's gonna get it
03:23oh no
03:24this guy said you guys i swear i just pressed where you're talking about under my belly button
03:27and i instantly had to fart
03:29oh boy
03:32thank god that didn't just happen in here
03:34i pushed on it for quite some time
03:37i pressed on mine and i defecated inside my office
03:40oh boy
03:41how many people are pressing on their belly buttons right now
03:44i know it's connected
03:45so it's not
03:46it's below your belly button
03:47right below your belly button
03:48yeah right below it
03:49just to be clear
03:50that hurts
03:50yeah so don't push in on your belly button
03:52that's a bad
03:53i got too much meat
03:54that's why i got a lot of extra
03:56blocking it
03:57yeah
03:58that's great
03:59you gotta like
04:00get it up
04:01get after it
04:05yeah
04:05it's two fingers width below your belly button
04:09so find your belly button
04:10oh so it's not even in the belly button
04:11no it's not in the belly button
04:12so i want to make sure everyone's clear
04:14take your belly button
04:15go two finger widths under it
04:17and right below that
04:18that's where you apply
04:19that's it
04:21oh i feel something
04:22that's a dangerous spot right there
04:23highway to the danger zone
04:24yeah oh you can
04:26get close to the line
04:27no i felt like uh
04:29like uh
04:29i got to go
04:30but not i gotta go
04:31but i
04:32oh
04:32yeah
04:33oh no
04:34that's bad
04:35you gotta go take a deuce
04:37no i just
04:37dave's gonna go poop
04:39i'd be more
04:44i'd be way
04:45more
04:45freaking out
04:47if lisa was like
04:48oh jeez
04:49no
04:50my god guys
04:51it's working
04:52like at least she's like
04:54i just feel pressure
04:55on my belly
04:57i think my poop button works
04:58yeah
04:59uh it's obviously
05:00it's something
05:01discerning what
05:01right under my belly button is
05:03is all
05:04it's all out of whack
05:05because i got this gut
05:06it all depends on your body
05:06yeah it all depends on your body
05:08oh i uh
05:08i feel like if i kept pushing
05:10for just a little longer
05:12i'd definitely have to poop
05:13do it
05:14yeah
05:14no
05:15i feel the same way
05:16really
05:17i feel like i'm gonna have to get up and go
05:18before we go to break again
05:19oh great
05:20sorry lisa
05:24everyone's gotta go to the bathroom
05:26except me
05:27i don't have to go
05:28this lisa's gotta not go
05:29like i definitely feel like there's at least some farts building up now
05:32this guy said i'm on the freeway right now
05:33i just did it
05:34i have to poop
05:35great
05:35just pressed it and pissed my pants in my car
05:38sorry sir
05:40jesus man
05:41oh
05:41pete's pants
05:43you got some bad plumbing
05:44oh
05:45oh no
05:47tinkle
05:48tinkle tinkle
05:50you guys
05:50we have created
05:51a crap load of accidents
05:53no
05:54someone sharted themselves
05:56no
05:57this guy can't stop burping
05:59oh my god
06:01oh what a dangerous game
06:02we were all just playing in here
06:04i know
06:04we just played russian roulette
06:06on the air with our buttholes
06:08and i didn't press very hard and thank god
06:10because if i would have given it hell
06:11can you imagine one of us did this and just
06:15just lost it
06:16oh
06:16because i like that
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