After Lisa blew out one of her tires on a pot hole during her morning commute, Chuck was sure to stop by the scene on his way to the studio to exercise his very particular set of skills as the situation assessor!
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00:00um if you're just joining us lisa was late because the the tire her tire blew on the way
00:09into work so chuck was regaling us at least with oh yeah how uh super chuck showed up to try and
00:15help well i knew he was he was a would-be coming around so i was like chuck because i was a little
00:22nervous about the location i was at to be honest okay so my phone it does not ring okay it does
00:28not ring all of a sudden my phone rings it's lisa the only time i ever get a call from lisa is if
00:35it's seven o'clock and i'm not at work you know what i mean right so i'm driving and i'm like oh god
00:41oh no i missed my brain has told me no what time is it i'm like what time is it what time i'm like no
00:50wait no oh everything's fine yeah i'm like what's what is going on then so i'm like okay no lisa hey
00:57what's up she's like my tire it's destroyed it's bad it's bad tell me how bad it was
01:08it's bad it's bad it's bad do you know where i'm at it's bad too and i'm like okay well i'm gonna go
01:18by there so then uh when i drove by i'm like oh i should check and see but like i was saying
01:24it's like um it's like a guy it's it's like one of those like neighborhood superheroes showing up who
01:32just dresses up in the costume but has no actual skills really the superhero yeah yeah i hear what
01:38you're saying don't say the kick ass you just got fat ass even kick ass he's like do something he's
01:44like did you call triple a yeah he's the dialer he's the new dialer i was a dialer so like i'm
01:52standing there she's she's getting ready she's calling triple a she's like you know she's like
01:57do you even know where this place is i'm like this i can handle yeah he did get that for me
02:01i was map man map quester yeah so i was like is the address tell her that was what i did was
02:13there a part of you that thought he might be able to actually help you with the tire well
02:16no i didn't think that he has to go to the show see some we can't both be away from the show so i
02:22didn't think that okay and i you know i have triple a honestly i could have i i in all honesty as
02:28long as i could find all the parts yeah you know that i probably i think i could change a tire i
02:34don't think you could i think i could i think i could i can change it yeah i'm pretty sure i can
02:39change a tire yeah i pictured you like hitting the pothole because you were going so fast and
02:43taking off like that tesla space rocket yeah exactly at least it is she's a star
02:49so now i have to get a tire after work oh man figure out where to go yeah i'm sure you could
03:09change that tire for that's like the one emergency what's the problem yeah flat tire huh well luckily
03:17i'm such a man i remember just it was one of these things so i'm standing by the window and i'm like
03:22hey uh so you got uh they're out of way about about an hour an hour an hour you know uh i gotta go to work
03:34i hope none of these scary people
03:41see you later
03:46just love me
03:53what are you supposed to do i mean i don't know and he did say you were like don't be at this pump
03:58you're trying to get me to move i just stayed at the pump yeah i figured i figured you know i just
04:03didn't want the gas station people to also want to kill you oh well luckily it all worked out even
04:09i did my part chuck chuck the neighborhood superhero did not for much are you calling
04:15about this so i can call them for you i also have triple a
04:21i'll just get in the car pretend it's mine no oh you have it okay you've already called them
04:31i keep replaying in my head like lisa just yes check's on the way thank god i didn't even tell her
04:39i didn't even i didn't say oh don't worry i'll be there because i knew i wasn't gonna offer any
04:44assistance you know i was just like you know what i could just drive right by
04:50or i could just at least evaluate the situation that's what i am like mr evaluation
04:58looks like you've got it from here
05:02that's that's me that was me
05:08don't worry you've got it covered i'm out of here
05:12tell me your problem and i will offer you verbal solutions
05:15chuck the freak the hero we need but don't deserve
05:19so true
05:21i think you even said you were like oh this place you were not like comforting at all
05:27you're just like
05:27i wouldn't i wouldn't be comfortable here you know i'm a i'm a straight shooter
05:32i was like you made me more nervous actually i was like kind of okay i'm like all right i'm
05:39calling triple a i'll be all right i was like listen i can't be standing
05:43i gotta get back in my car okay lock the doors
05:49put the window up
05:50in fact i didn't tell her to lock the doors and as i was driving away i was like
05:57of course my doors were locked i should
06:00trust no one
06:03yeah i mean my doors were locked yeah well luckily lisa's here yes chuck safe too
06:09yeah just so you guys know i'm okay yeah thank goodness thank goodness for that