A listener called in to share something rude she saw a tourist do while on vacation in Pompeii. Dave shares about the ancient sex rooms he saw while he was there and ancient Andy wants to try as many as he can.
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00:00what is the rudest thing you've seen a tourist do the rudest thing you've seen a tourist do
00:16you have a story 248-544-9743 the mayor of rome just signed a new law that bans people eating
00:24or drinking near the fountain of trevi or any of the city's 40 historic fountains it also prevents
00:31you from sitting on climbing in or swimming in them they say tourists have been acting like idiots
00:35around these things and that's forced them to put these laws into motion people have been jumping
00:40in there they've been drinking beer bottles throwing them in there tossing leftover snacks
00:45into the water and so they're gonna put some money behind it they'll find you 250 bucks
00:51if you disrespect the historical monuments in rome some thought of doing that because i feel like
00:58i would be in jail of course you know it's crazy some people just don't give a crap about that
01:04kind of stuff it's like some people don't care about space some people do some people don't care
01:10about any oh that's old who cares it's old there was a story just a little while ago about two
01:15tourists getting in trouble because they washed their feet in one of these famous yeah yeah like
01:19they stopped took off their shoes and idiots yeah foreign tourists just didn't know you weren't
01:24supposed to do that you're right though some people don't want to preserve anything like that
01:28they don't care ashley how are you doing rudest thing you've seen a tourist do we went to see the
01:33lost um city of pompeii yes and um it was super cool and there's this teenager sitting on one of like
01:42the dead people no it was like a column that you know it's still like an artifact kind of but it was
01:48a column and she's sitting on it playing candy crush like just totally ignoring the fact that you
01:52know she's in an awesome place we were so pissed yeah no appreciation speaking of pompeii did you see
01:58all the sex rooms yes that was so cool and they put like an image of what happens in there like
02:03doing it in the butt that's the butt room yeah oh yeah all their little illustrations amazing
02:08stop it yeah it was hilarious thanks actually thanks for calling it like engine porn so they
02:12had like their little brothels but they specialize so there was like so like i got in line you'd be
02:17like you know dave's in the the boob line right i'm in the butt line there's the fellatio room
02:22yeah and but they in little james got the taint room jesus i'd be i'd have to get a like bracelet
02:29that let me into all of them i'll tell you i can't get enough rides on that butt room
02:45that's hilarious to think of like fast pass yeah on stuff like that oh my god you've definitely been
02:56found there right like one of those lines i would i'm sure
02:59smiling
03:03mid 69
03:05you know bodies in their twine together yeah in twine but then they're perfectly maintained yeah
03:15underneath the lava right yeah and andy would have been in the butt room right right just
03:21and the sex rooms are like perfect in perfect condition there's some of the rooms that look
03:26the best that are the most maintained really yeah people people care of the sex room they had fine
03:33sex rooms and andy's fast pass would have got him i would have been front of the line okay look i'm
03:37just gonna go to the 69 room one more time and then we can go we can call it quits no two more times
03:43andy's got a plan like the way that dave would have a cedar point plan right you know like well
03:50we're gonna run to the back of the line we're gonna run to the very back of the thing we're
03:54gonna get on these three rides we're gonna move up and then do a counterclockwise circle
03:59you know like andy's got all that stuff figured out it's like no one goes to the 69 room first i'm
04:05gonna hit the 69 room then go to the butt room then go to the normal sex room the oral room back to
04:10the 69 room back to the butt room oral 69 butt normal sex and then we're done
04:15i lost my my flip-flop my ancient flip-flop in the threesome room
04:20he would have had a great time back then you really i tell you i lost a sandal i don't even know where
04:34it's at no and i honestly i think like you in like a toga style thing you look just like like a
04:44roman senator oh yeah you know big you're fat curly you're gonna fit right in it would be sweet
04:50sex room fast pass there had to have been an ancient andy of course oh yeah absolutely with
04:58his pompey hair yeah he's like well i cannot stop going into those sex rooms you guys
05:03i have a real problem a real problem oh yeah you would have been addicted yeah absolutely yeah
05:09zeus help me
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