Zannie is set to officiate the wedding ceremony of some friends this weekend and in order to give him a chance to practice, Shannon stages a mock wedding!
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00:00All right, gang. So what's happening here is that I was tapped a couple of years ago to officiate a wedding. Right. And then with COVID, the wedding got postponed and things kind of got moved around. But we're good to go now. And the young couple, Alex and Greg asked me if I would still do it. And I said, yes. So today, with the help of Shannon and our producer, Janelle, we're going to kind of mock up a little wedding as a dress rehearsal of sorts for yours truly. So let's get to it. If we can get Shannon in the building.
00:28Where is our bride? There we go. She took my breath away. See? Why aren't you crying? You better be crying. You look absolutely breathtaking. Thank you. Oh, look, he's blushing. This could be. This could be a real marriage? This could really be the happiest day of my life. Okay, all right. Let's bring it down just a little bit here. Welcome, family and friends.
00:55Mm-hmm. We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word life. It means forever. And that's a mind. That's Prince. Wait, that's Prince. Are you quoting Prince right now? Okay.
01:12You two had each other at hello. Come on. And getting to know the couple, Janelle explained to me that all his life, he waited for someone like you. And now he thanks God that he finally met you.
01:32Casey or JoJo might have said that. I never did. But. You didn't? No. You better have said that. Oh, no.
01:38As we look toward the union of these two, if there is anyone who objects to these two being lawfully wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
01:49No, hang on. Hang on. Hang on now.
01:50Ah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Look, look, look. Don't get mad because you see he want it.
01:56If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it. Stop it.
02:04Fancy. Speaking of rings, where is the ring?
02:07Oh, coming out like. You spent some money on that.
02:11Oh, coming out like Jay-Z.
02:13Oh, he's a Drake date type. Yeah.
02:16This is a Drake ceremony, right? I love it. I love it. Now that the ring is in place, she has met him at the altar in her white dress.
02:24If they ain't getting no younger, they might as well do this.
02:31I can't deal with that.
02:34Shannon.
02:35Yeah?
02:37Repeat after me.
02:38Let me take that. Hold on.
02:39She's here.
02:42I can't breathe.
02:44Hold on. I can't breathe.
02:47Okay.
02:47Jay, as I give you this ring, as a sign of my vow.
02:51As a sign of my vow.
02:52To love, honor, and cherish you.
02:54To love, honor, and cherish you.
02:56As long as we both shall live.
02:58As long as we both shall live.
02:59All right, Johnnell.
03:00Choke me up.
03:01Repeat after me.
03:02Let's do it again. We shut off the ring too soon.
03:03Been a long time since I've done this.
03:05Shannon.
03:05Shannon.
03:06As I give you this ring.
03:07As I give you this ring.
03:08As a sign of my vow.
03:10As a sign of my vows.
03:11Uh-huh.
03:11To love, honor, and cherish you.
03:13To love, honor, and cherish you.
03:16As long as we both shall live.
03:17As long as we both shall live.
03:19Yes!
03:20Yes!
03:20Or at least until the end of the show.
03:27Janelle, Shannon, Renee,
03:29you have come here today in the presence of family and loved ones,
03:32and you have declared your love and commitment to each other.
03:36As Janelle once said,
03:37Lord, give me a reason.
03:40I'm down on bending.
03:41Stop it.
03:44It's the power of your commitment to one another.
03:48And by the power vested in me, by the great state of Michigan,
03:52what's up now?
03:53I pronounce you co-host and producer.
03:55You may now high-five.
03:58That's what I was all about.
04:00We didn't need HR.
04:02Wait, wait, wait.
04:05So you're really an officiant.
04:06So does this mean we're really married?
04:07Yeah, right.
04:08No, we didn't.
04:09No?
04:10Yeah.
04:13I tried this seriously.
04:15Come on.
04:16All right, I'll have to do it.
04:18It's the closest I'm going to get.
04:21It was a pleasure having a fake ceremony with you.
04:24This is the best part of my day.
04:25You've gone way too far as usual.
04:27Shannon goes too far as usual.