What something you think about during sex to last longer
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00:00Spring Show, Wild 94, 1 Bay, it's Party Station.
00:03It's almost like whenever we are on the air when Meredith is out,
00:08it's a different vibe.
00:10It is different.
00:11And it's funny because we got a balance of the room.
00:14I mean, we got, you know, Meredith is very preparative,
00:18very, hi, I'm Meredith.
00:20And that balances us out when conversations come up
00:24that are like a little sketch.
00:26True.
00:27I'm looking down at this Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak interview.
00:31They did, Silk Sonic drops the evening with Silk Sonic 7, 8 song CD thing.
00:38And there was an Australian TV host that was talking to him and said,
00:43you know, he appreciated the fact that it was a romantic album.
00:47He said, I got to thank you for the track length,
00:49two minutes and 47 seconds on some of them.
00:51I can put it on in the bedroom and almost last the whole thing.
00:55So he's making a joke.
00:56And it took a turn because Anderson .Paak decided to chime in
01:00with some advice for him.
01:01He said, you got to think weird thoughts.
01:04And Bruno said, yeah, you got to take yourself out of it, man.
01:07If you want to go longer, you got to take your mind out of it.
01:09So they're giving up these kind of like clues where we were always told,
01:14think baseball.
01:14That was like an old school thing.
01:17Like they were like, think baseball.
01:18Think like, you know, throwing it second.
01:20Okay.
01:21The double play.
01:22Like just to take your mind out of it or whatever.
01:24What is your go-to for that kind of, how do you say, distraction?
01:34Yeah.
01:35I'm not a think about a sport kind of, because I think baseball,
01:40I think men playing baseball, not really the thought that I want to have.
01:44In that moment.
01:44Yeah, in that moment.
01:45I'm more of like a switch position, take your time, try to prolong it,
01:52try to break it up, break up the rhythm a little bit,
01:54just to buy myself some more time.
01:57Okay.
01:57So you use the pauses in between.
02:00I use the pauses.
02:01I'll, yeah, like, oh, okay.
02:03Then we'll switch it up a little bit like that.
02:05But as far as my thoughts, I'm usually fully, fully present in the moment.
02:09But I just use those natural position breaks to kind of prolong the act.
02:14So there's movement.
02:16Oh, yeah.
02:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17Okay, well, I got to write that down.
02:20What about, what do you use?
02:21Honestly, I used to try and do baseball because I thought that was the standard.
02:26But I realized that my baseball experience wasn't really that vast,
02:30so that ran out.
02:32Okay.
02:32Then, I mean, honestly, when I was in, like, college,
02:36it was really, like, my grandma.
02:39Grandma?
02:40Yeah, which sounds so bad.
02:43But I would always, because she would call me or, like, check in,
02:47and so I would always think I need to be on my best behavior
02:51when my grandma's checking in.
02:54Like, you know what I'm saying?
02:54So I would have her as the, like, angel on my shoulder.
02:58Really?
02:59So when I was doing anything that I was too mentally into,
03:04I would then be like, oh, you know, I got grandma.
03:07Grandma told me I shouldn't be doing this, whatever.
03:10So I would buy myself a little bit of a lull.
03:12With grandma.
03:13Right.
03:14Right.
03:15You know what is a way to catch a little break?
03:20And this is more, if you need a little bit longer of a break.
03:22Advice from the freak show.
03:23Yeah, well, this is brilliant right here.
03:24If you need a little bit longer than a break,
03:28then the position switch allows you.
03:31You know what I've done a couple times is I'll go and pretend like I need
03:35to mess with the AC.
03:36It's too hot or it's too cold, even if the temperature's perfect.
03:39Gives you a second to walk over to the thermostat.
03:42That breaks up the whole vibe.
03:43Oh, no, no, no.
03:44We got to make sure everybody's comfortable.
03:45Oh, then you get right back to it.
03:47Hey, girl, you want some wine?
03:48You want a Netflix recommendation?
03:54Check-ins are coming in.
03:56I'm a cook.
03:57Out of the 352 said cooking.
04:00I'm a cook.
04:00So I think about food, and that helps with the needed distraction.
04:04Now, we got some advice via an Australian TV host from Bruno Mars
04:09and Anderson .Paak on how you extend or distract yourself from ending too early
04:18in, how do we say, a dance.
04:21Right.
04:22All right?
04:22So if you want to try and get your mind off of it, they got some tricks.
04:26They said you got to trick your mind.
04:28You got to think of something really weird.
04:30Ben from Tampa said, since we're talking about baseball,
04:33I'm all about using PEDs.
04:35Call me Sammy Sosa.
04:36Oh, some performance enhancers.
04:38Yeah, apparently.
04:39Okay.
04:39Apparently.
04:40This is more mental, though.
04:41People are using mental.
04:42Somebody uses your method.
04:43It says, hey, ask her, did you hear somebody knocking on the door?
04:47And then go check the door.
04:48Yeah, that just bought you 45 seconds.
04:50Well, I mean, I never used the door that way.
04:53We got one at the 813.
04:54It says, hey, there's no shame in my game.
04:56I just tell them straight up, I need some time because it's too good.
04:59They don't mind because you're giving them the ultimate compliment,
05:02but you can still kiss and caress your woman.
05:04But you can only use that it's too good a couple of times.
05:07You can't use that all the time.
05:08Yeah, but you also can't be like, you sure was somebody knocking on the door?
05:12You just checked five minutes ago.
05:14I'm going again.
05:15All right, let's see.
05:16888-429-0941.
05:18Joe, what's good, man?
05:19What's going on, man?
05:21Good morning, Free Show.
05:22Good morning.
05:22We talking distractions this morning.
05:24So what's a good distraction?
05:26A good distraction.
05:27I like the baseball thing, but I used to play baseball, so I can't do it.
05:30I get all excited.
05:31I'm in a double play.
05:32Okay.
05:33Food.
05:33You know, I like food, so I get all excited about blueberry muffins and stuff.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Grandma, man.
05:40Oh, I know you were young.
05:42Listen, I was young.
05:43It was abrupt.
05:44I needed something to really help me out.
05:46I don't use that anymore.
05:48Okay.
05:48Okay.
05:49Understood.
05:49Understood.
05:50Let me tell you a little secret.
05:51Now, I don't want to tell everybody, so go ahead and just don't tell everybody.
05:55Okay.
05:56You find out what time the game is going down.
06:01Let's say it's 9 o'clock.
06:03Okay.
06:03I know that's a little early, but at about 8.30, 8.45, at 8.30, don't get caught.
06:10You go ahead and take care of round one.
06:13Go ahead yourself and take care of round one.
06:15Oh, okay.
06:16I got you.
06:17Now you're on the second playoff game.
06:20Okay.
06:20Starting from level two.
06:22Boy, you're going to just do your thing for a little bit longer.
06:24Okay.
06:24Start from one end.
06:27Okay.
06:27I got you.
06:27That makes sense.
06:29That's the something about Mary thing.
06:31Yeah.
06:31That's the clear the gun thing.
06:33Okay.
06:33Yeah.
06:33That makes sense.
06:34All right.
06:34There you go.
06:35Starting with round two.
06:36Come on, girl.
06:36Starting with round two.
06:38That's old player player right there.
06:39Okay.
06:39I got you, Joe.
06:40Appreciate you, man.
06:41We got to text out the 863.
06:42I find it funny that guys need a distraction, yet females literally have to focus in order
06:47to get the same result.
06:48It is.
06:48That is weird.
06:49Isn't that wild?
06:50That is weird.
06:51That is weird.
06:52Now, wait.
06:53Buck is in the building.
06:53Buck, you have some distractions that you was telling us during the commercial over here.
06:59Let's see.
07:00What you got?
07:01Yeah, so I've got two, and for whatever reason, I don't know how this happens, but I go to
07:06Golden Girls, reruns, and I never even really watched the Golden Girls.
07:11I don't know where it comes from.
07:12Just old women?
07:13Just old women knitting quilts and stuff.
07:16You got to think of the right episodes, though, because Blanche was the hot one.
07:18I mean.
07:19You mess around and bump into Blanche, and that'll end your game early.
07:22She can do it for you?
07:23Yeah.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Back in the day, you ain't like Blanche?
07:25No.
07:25Okay.
07:26And the other one is Miami Heat, finals, Ray Allen, corner jumper, nails the championship
07:36with LeBron and D-Wade.
07:38Look at me.
07:39I'm already out of it.
07:40That takes your mind off of?
07:43That shot, that game, every time.
07:46If I need a little calm down.
07:48Okay.
07:49All right.
07:49Somebody said, think of dead kittens like Quagmire on Family Guy.
07:53Oh, no.
07:54That's what I'm saying.
07:55Listen, listen.
07:56Don't get any sexual advice from Quagmire.
07:59That needs to be said.
08:00Yeah, we can say that.
08:00Yeah.