MJTV: Why Roxanne Thought She Was Going to Be Late This Morning
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00:00Stand in the corner, Fester. Let him look at you.
00:02I have not seen Fester.
00:02It's pajama day.
00:04Look at him.
00:05Are those pajama bottoms?
00:09You were actually in the studio before Fester and Froggy rolled in as the theme song, the opening music was going da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:18Yeah.
00:19You were already seated and I got Fester and Froggy still walking in.
00:23Well, I just, when I realized I was running late this morning, I said, Roxanne, you can't drive on any medians today.
00:28You have to just stay on the roads, make it there as quickly as possible.
00:31So that's why I saved some time.
00:32My question is for you this morning.
00:35You sent a text to me and to Coop, our producer.
00:39I did.
00:40And the text says, I might be a little late today because I had to flat iron my hair and I just have so much of it.
00:51And normally I don't even brush my hair.
00:54Oh my gosh.
00:55And it's a full moon almost, but I will probably make it before the show starts.
01:01Can I ask?
01:03What?
01:04This is like when I try to wake up my wife when she's in a nap and she just wakes up and she's like, uh, what?
01:08A lamp in the cloud and the furniture's in the carpet.
01:13What?
01:13This is a rambly text.
01:15Yeah.
01:15What are you rambling?
01:16It was voice text.
01:17It was voice text, but it's still accurate.
01:18Gary, why did you have to flat iron your hair?
01:24Because I went to bed with wet hair and I woke up and it was so frizzy.
01:30And then I was like, I've got to flat iron this.
01:32I started flattering and I had to commit to it because I just did half of it and it takes forever.
01:37Normally I just come in here, don't even brush it.
01:39Don't even run a hairbrush.
01:41Why wouldn't you just come up into the studio and why don't you sit in front of these cameras
01:46where we shoot MJ TV segments?
01:49Why don't you just come in and like a disheveled mess?
01:51I mean, I would think mix it up a little bit.
01:53Yeah.
01:53Look at Fester today.
01:54I mean, you had to flat iron your hair?
01:57MJ, look at Fester.
01:57Have you seen Fester?
01:58Yeah, I saw those pants.
02:00I don't want to get up.
02:00Stand in the corner, Fester.
02:02Let him look at you.
02:02I have not seen Fester.
02:03It's pajama day.
02:04Look at him.
02:06What?
02:06Are those pajama bottoms?
02:08He's wearing pajamas.
02:09I think that's cool.
02:10I've always wanted to do that.
02:11Why didn't you tell me you were going to do that?
02:13I rolled out of bed in pajama pants.
02:14Okay, so you go from somebody who cares so much to not care at all.
02:17Somebody who doesn't care at all.
02:19Those are the pajama bottoms you wore to bed and you just got out and came to work in your
02:23pajama bottoms?
02:24I opened my eye and the clock said 526.
02:28Yeah, well, that's why you're running into the studio as the theme opening music, our show
02:32open is going da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
02:35See, I was here.
02:36I would like to point out that the fact that Froggy and I walk in during the show music
02:40isn't always indicative of a time we arrive at the radio station.
02:44It's mostly because we don't want to have to talk with you or Roxanne before the show.
02:48It ruins the show.
02:49We want to be fresh when we come in.
02:51Oh, okay.
02:51I want to walk in, turn the mic on, let's start talking.
02:53Gotcha.
02:54No little side chit-chat.
02:56Fantastic.
02:57Yeah, Roxanne, I just don't understand why you need a flat on your hair to come in and do
03:01a morning drive radio show.
03:03Who are you trying to impress around here, Roxanne?
03:05Exactly.
03:05And that's the question.
03:06Who?
03:07JR?
03:08What?
03:08Orlando, maybe?
03:10Who are you pursuing at work that we don't know about?
03:13Who does Doug, who does Dig Dug not know about?
03:14Who does he have to worry about?
03:15Yeah.
03:16I heard Nandy.
03:17Who's your producer?
03:18Nandy from Maxima.
03:19Who's your producer?
03:20Andy?
03:21Yeah.
03:22Andy, maybe?
03:23Oh, his producer in the afternoon.
03:25Sue?
03:25Yes.
03:25Is it Sue?
03:26Yes.
03:27Is it Sue?
03:28Keep going down the list.
03:28We're getting warmer.
03:29We're getting warmer.
03:30Because you are dulling yourself up more and more putting up those thirst trap pictures.
03:34Torkin' on yachts.
03:36Something's up.
03:37Something's up.