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00:01Hi. Hi. Um, are you Sailor Moon 72?
00:06What are you doing here?
00:08Um, I'm The Magic Staff 69.
00:11How, how have you found out where I live? What the hell?
00:14Well, I tracked your IP address and I just thought I'd come say hi, you know.
00:18You've come from where?
00:19I came from Utah and...
00:21You've come all the way from America.
00:22Yeah.
00:23Yeah, isn't that romantic?
00:25I don't think my husband would be there. What?
00:28What do you mean? Husband?
00:30Yeah, I've got a husband.
00:32Married for six years.
00:33Well, he can join in. I don't mind.
00:36What do you mean he can join in?
00:38Yeah, I'm not, I'm, you know, I'm open to stuff like that.
00:41If you want to do it with the three of us.
00:43No.
00:44If your kids want to get involved, that's fine.
00:45No, this is so weird.
00:46What do you mean weird?
00:48This is so weird.
00:49I'm not weird.
00:50You're weird. You stalked me and found my address.
00:52It's so weird.
00:54I'm not weird.
00:55Don't call me weird.
00:57Oh, God.
00:59I love you.
01:00What do you mean?
01:01No, this is too weird.
01:03What?
01:04I would invite you in for a cup of tea, but then it's too weird.
01:08You said you saved me in the game.
01:11I saved you in the game.
01:12Yeah.
01:13The game is the game.
01:14The game's not real life.
01:15What's the difference?
01:16The game is life.
01:18The game is your life.
01:19The game is not my life.
01:20I have another life that goes on apart from the game.
01:23No, but we can have a life together.
01:26No, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're breaking my heart right now.
01:32Can you stop?
01:33No, I can't stop.
01:35I love you.
01:37Why won't you?
01:38This is so weird.
01:39Why won't you?
01:40This is so weird.
01:41Please.
01:42Please.
01:43Please.
01:44Please.
01:45Please.
01:46Please.
01:47Please.
01:48Please.
01:49Please.
01:50Please.
01:51Please get a different pair of pants.
01:55I am all the means.
01:56Ah paper pants.
01:57Oh.
01:58Ah, ha, ha, ha.
01:59Ah, ha, ha.
02:01A ha, ha, ha.
02:02Ha ha, ha, ha.
02:03Ah ha, ha.
02:04Oh ha ha, ha.
02:05Oh ha, ha, ha.
02:06Oh ha, ha ha.
02:08Oh ha, ha.
02:09No, a heel.
02:10I Finn's not.
02:11Ah ha, ha.
02:12Oh ha, ha.
02:13Oh do you have a ha.
02:14Oh ha, ha, ha.
02:16Oh ha, ha, ha.
02:17Oh, ha, ha, ha.

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