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MJTV: A Caller Reports A Woman Destroying A Gas Pump After It Ran Out Of Gas!

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00:00Yesterday, I pulled into the Wawa. It's on a Cortez Boulevard, Spring Hill, on Mariner area.
00:06And it floated, of course. Everyone waiting in line. I finally get in there and I'm filling up.
00:11A woman pulls on the other side of the pump with a white pickup truck.
00:15She starts filling up and it's running real slow, so you know they're low on gas.
00:21Apparently, she ran out and it stopped filling or gave him an error message.
00:25She pulls the nozzle out and starts cursing everything you've ever heard,
00:28beating the side of the pump with the nozzle as hard as she can.
00:31What?
00:32Yeah, yelling and cursing. And I said, I'm not sure that makes the gas come out more.
00:39Not like a venting machine.
00:40Oh, my God. So, the pump ran dry and she takes the, in the middle of filling,
00:49and she takes the nozzle out and starts beating the crap out of the gas pump with the nozzle?
00:54I mean, what are the odds?
00:55Yeah, she starts beating the crap out of the pump. I was going to, actually, I was going to try it all for her.
00:59You know, you can take mine, but honestly, I didn't want to get closer.
01:03She shot me with the gas, because I remember that story from a little while ago.
01:06Oh, yeah. Well, if, but if her gas pump was out, it would be really the whole station, I would imagine, right?
01:13Yeah, I would imagine. I mean, it was at the point where, you know, you're filling up and you start watching the, you know,
01:17the gallon counter ticking, and it could not be running slower. So, I know I'm getting, like, fumes at this point.
01:24Oh, yeah. The tank must have been running dry. And did they stop her? Did she damage the pump?
01:28Did you see what she did to it?
01:30I don't know what she did.
01:32Did she dent it all to hell?
01:33I got to get away from her.
01:35I just kind of called the station from the, not to say, you know, whatever, the front of the station, phone over on the window.
01:41Yeah.
01:42I kind of called and said, yeah, there's a woman at the pump over here kind of beating the pace of it with your nose.
01:46You might want to go take a look.
01:47Oh, my God. And which, which, this was, which station?
01:52It's a Wawa station on Cortez Boulevard in Spring Hill on the corner of Mariner Boulevard there.
01:57All right, Mark, thanks for the call. Thanks for phoning in with that.
02:01No problem.
02:02Thanks, man.
02:02Have a great day. Thanks for listening.
02:03Mark, how do you not run?
02:05Son of a! Out of gas!
02:07Son of a!
02:09It's out of gas!
02:12First, first the pipeline, Russian hackers, ransomware, and now the pump is out of gas!
02:24Yes.
02:24Let Mark's story be a lesson to all MJ Morning Show listeners.
02:27Instead of engaging with her, just pull out your phone and record it and send us the video.
02:32Oh, my God, that'd be awesome video to see this lady beating the pump.
02:37That would have gone thigh.
02:38Oh, yeah.
02:40Folks, if you've ever seen that, please get a hold of us right now.

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