MJTV: Why Is The Crew Always Late?
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00:00Guys, you know, everyone's arriving later and later in the studio prior to showtime.
00:06And then Roxanne just rolls out this whole, like, lecture and dissertation about longer days, more sunlight or kids.
00:13And I'm like, what the hell?
00:15I said, bear with me.
00:16We're in the summer doldrums right now.
00:18I thought there was some other term you used as well.
00:20We've all had kids, Roxanne.
00:21We've all done it.
00:22We know how it is.
00:23Oh, my God.
00:24I mean, we're trying to put kids down at 830 and the sun is still out.
00:27I'm like, no, sun's going down.
00:29Hey, and Fester.
00:31What's your excuse?
00:33Why are you getting later and later and later?
00:35I get here by 6.
00:36I do all my work.
00:37He sells RVs until 8 o'clock at night.
00:39Honestly.
00:40I mean, what?
00:41Seriously, we are.
00:42Me and Fester work all day.
00:44We are ridiculously busy people.
00:45But we always seem to manage to come in prepared.
00:49Ooh, wait a minute.
00:50We always seem to be some degree of entertaining to our listener folks.
00:56Listen, we all have two jobs in here.
00:57We're barely scraping by, all right?
00:58I mean, I remember when MJ used to walk around, I'm the only one that has two jobs around here.
01:01Now we all have two jobs.
01:03And you also live remarkably closer.
01:05Yeah, that's true.
01:06You really have an advantage.
01:08I am 24 miles from the radio station.
01:10So if I even leave 15 minutes before you, I get here four minutes after you.
01:13All right, so I'm right across the bridge on the Tampa side.
01:16All right.
01:17A fast walker could walk from your house to here in the time that it takes to drive from
01:21my house in North Tampa.
01:22That is not true.
01:24A very fast walker?
01:25We ought to test that out.
01:26All I know is that today.
01:28We ought to test that out.
01:30Have somebody.
01:31That is completely not true.
01:33That is true.
01:34Anyway, I can't wait for tomorrow to hear what new medical ailment or condition that Roxanne's
01:38going to have tomorrow.