Froggy Realizes He Has Major Neighbor Problems When His Dog Gets Blasted By An Airhorn
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00:00Froggy's dog is on the dock barking at this boat
00:02or going by in a little skiff, like what, a little 12-foot skiff?
00:05Yeah, really, really, real dingy.
00:08Basically a dingy.
00:09Talking about the guy in the boat.
00:11Well, the guy's a ding bat, but the guy's going by in the boat,
00:15and Froggy's dog is barking at him.
00:17He pulls right next to Froggy's dock,
00:20takes an air horn,
00:22and blasts it into Froggy's dog's face.
00:27Now, first of all, that could count as animal abuse, if you ask me,
00:31because it scared the hell out of my dog.
00:33Yeah, if you put it on TikTok, they'd remove it.
00:35Probably.
00:37I mean, if you saw my dog, my dog is the sweetest dog ever.
00:40Then Froggy grabs a baseball that his kid left in the yard,
00:44and Froggy hurls it at the guy and beans the guy in the elbow with the baseball.
00:50I felt so good when I hit him.
00:53At like 70 miles an hour.
00:54Where do you think this is going, though?
00:55What's going to happen with you and your neighbor?
00:57This is kind of maniacal.
00:59It's kind of crazy.
00:59That's what kept me up all night last night.
01:02I mean, is he going to come, like, attack you?
01:03Is he going to, like, ram his vehicle through your house?
01:06Is he going to, like, plant bombs in your yard?
01:10I mean, what is this guy going to do?
01:12This is the same person that feeds the birds every day,
01:16so they gather and poop all over everybody's house.
01:18Oh, that's the—oh, my God.
01:20Oh, you already told—Froggy's got this neighbor, this—him.
01:24Yeah, same guy.
01:25He throws out tons of bird food at 5 o'clock, right?
01:29Yeah, 5 o'clock on the dot.
01:305 o'clock every day, and seagulls are converging on Froggy's neighborhood.
01:34They're crapping on everyone's cars and houses.
01:36Yeah, people are videotaping it.
01:38There's nothing we can really do about it.
01:39It's a really brilliant sort of vengeful thing.
01:43But I beamed him in the elbow with a baseball,
01:46and I don't know if I'm more worried about the cops showing up,
01:49because he did say, I'm going to bleep and call the cops,
01:51mother bleeper.
01:52He called you a mother bleeper.
01:54Really?
01:55Yes.
01:55And I go, oh, God, maybe—and I'm like, did I assault him?
02:01And then I just started dancing, because a song started out of nowhere,
02:04and then I was like—
02:06Well, no, but I'm not sure if I'm more afraid of the cops or the guy
02:09or his guy's retaliation.
02:10I'm guessing that we haven't heard the final chapter here.
02:13Oh, God.
02:14I'll let you know.
02:15What's going to happen?