MJ Show Egg Explosion Big Game Prediction
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00:00It's the Skrizzle warm-up song and then right into the Super Bowl egg test.
00:05Are you ready, Skrizzle?
00:07I'm going to need you to give me a little bit of volume.
00:09This is called Don't Lose, Tom.
00:19This is it.
00:21Tampa's in the Super Bowl.
00:23Tom Brady, if you blow this, I will eat your soul.
00:27This is no joke, Bucs will win, you watch.
00:32And if they don't, we're kicking Tom Brady right in the crotch.
00:36Okay, we get it, Tom Brady kicks ass.
00:40But if he blows it, I'll throw him off the overpass.
00:44And if we lose, Tom, Tampa Bay will be crying.
00:48And if you blow it, we will ban your ass from Davis Islands.
00:53Don't lose, Tom, you will not be the GOAT.
00:56And if you lose, Tom, I will sink your stupid boat.
01:01Don't do it.
01:03Don't let the Bucs lose.
01:05After this year, we can use some good news.
01:09So don't do it, Tom.
01:11Don't let the Bucs lose.
01:14If you do it, you will take a permanent cruise.
01:17We're not kidding.
01:19The Bucs will not go out that way.
01:21So if you lose, Tom, I'll spray your eyes with pepper spray.
01:26And while you're blinded, I'll kick you in both your knees.
01:30I'll kick you in your nuts until you're screaming,
01:33squizzle, please.
01:34So here's your warning.
01:36Do not lose the big game.
01:38Because in the end, Tom, that would just be super lame.
01:43Don't do it, Tom.
01:44Don't let the Bucs lose.
01:47If they do, Tom, size you for some cement shoes.
01:51Don't lose, Tom.
01:53Show us that you are the best.
01:55We better win, Tom.
01:57Now let's do the egg test.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:06That was awful.
02:07Very violent.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:10Froggy.
02:11Froggy, what are you doing?
02:13Skrizzle.
02:13I'm sorry.
02:14It's my square paper.
02:15Skrizzle.
02:15It's Froggy.
02:16Skrizzle, please.
02:17Skrizzle, did you practice that?
02:18Because you weren't keeping up with the backup track sometimes.
02:21Yeah, a couple mess-ups there, but that's all right.
02:24I think Skrizzle was horrified by our reaction of the violence.
02:28You guys were throwing me off a little bit.
02:30Kind of a weird audience in here.
02:32I loved it.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:33Are we ready for the egg test?
02:34I thought you were going to fire it up right after the song.
02:37Why do you think I said let's do the egg test with the explosions?
02:39We need you to put the eggs in.
02:41We have two eggs here, MJ.
02:42I also have the MJ money machine coming up right after the egg test.
02:47So hold on.
02:48All right.
02:48All right, Fessel, let's go.
02:49Let's get the show on the road.
02:50Folks, we're putting two eggs inside the microwave.
02:53One egg is with the Kansas City Chiefs logo.
02:57The other egg has the Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo.
03:00These are taped on as a backup.
03:02We've also put the name of each team with Sharpie on each egg.
03:06This is being videoed, so this whole video will be available on our website at mjmorningshow.com
03:12later on this morning.
03:14The eggs are going in.
03:16All right, I put the Kansas City egg in already.
03:18Okay.
03:18And here's the Tampa Bay egg.
03:20And they will be separated equally.
03:23All right.
03:23All right.
03:24Make sure they're equal on the platter.
03:26Try and...
03:27There you go.
03:28What do you think?
03:28The distances look good?
03:29Pretty good.
03:30Yeah, that's good.
03:31Buck, what do you think?
03:31Should we...
03:32No, we're good.
03:33You think we're good?
03:34All right.
03:34So...
03:35Can you see the logos?
03:36All right.
03:36Yeah, I see the logos.
03:37All right.
03:37Here we go.
03:37I'm closing the microwave right now.
03:38The door is closed.
03:39There it is.
03:40The door is closed.
03:41Okay.
03:42Put five minutes on the clock and let it rip.
03:45There it is.
03:47Folks, you got to get ready to rip that door open, Fester.
03:52Who's going to open the...
03:53The minute we hear an explosion...
03:54We got to pop it open.
03:55You got to open the door.
03:56All right.
03:57I'll do it.
03:57All right, Froggy, open that door.
03:58Skrizzle!
03:59The micro...
04:00I'm sorry.
04:00The microwave is running.
04:03All right.
04:04Get ready, Skrizz.
04:04We're waiting for...
04:05You got to get on.
04:06Get ready, Skrizz.
04:06Quiet.
04:07Shh.
04:07Get ready.
04:08You got to do it immediately.
04:10Get closer, dude.
04:10Yeah, right there.
04:11The minute...
04:12The minute one of the egg pops, you must...
04:15You don't want to see it.
04:15You don't want to see it.
04:16What if the microwave blows up?
04:17Stop it.
04:18You must pull the door open immediately to freeze the action.
04:23Oh, God.
04:23Which egg is going to explode first, Kansas City or the Bucs?
04:27This determines the winner.
04:29Shh.
04:29Now, that dumb dolphin at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium...
04:32Shut up.
04:33Shut up, man.
04:34Pick the chiefs.
04:36All right, folks.
04:37I think the microwave is going to blow up before the eggs...
04:39Oh, stop!
04:40Stop it!
04:41Stop it!
04:42Okay.
04:43Folks, you just heard it.
04:45One of the eggs exploded.
04:46One of the eggs is intact.
04:48All right, Fester.
04:50Fester, come on.
04:51Oh, by the way, by the way, the smell is always putrid.
04:55Fester, which egg exploded?
05:00Which egg survived?
05:02Oh, my God.
05:03The Tampa Bay Buccaneers egg has survived.
05:06The Tampa Bay Buccaneers egg survived.
05:33And the Kansas City Chiefs egg exploded!
05:43MJ, MJ, MJ.
05:45Wow.
05:45It's going to be a really close game, though.
05:47Because, look, there's a crack right there in the bucket.
05:51Hey, bring that over to Buck.
05:53Let Buck see it.
05:54Let Buck get a shot of that.
05:57Holy moly.
05:58Look how close the game is going to be.
05:59Oh, my God.
06:00All right.
06:01Oh, look.
06:02Look at the inside of that microwave.
06:04That looks like a murder scene.
06:06Wow.
06:06Can you...
06:07Oh, God.
06:09Put that back into the radio station kitchen just like that.
06:13Hang on.
06:13Let me do something to it first.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:17Froggy.
06:18Oh!
06:19Froggy.
06:20Why are we doing that?
06:21The microwave served us well.
06:23Now do it.
06:24What?
06:24The door doesn't close now.
06:29I'm Skrizzle.
06:30First of all, I thought you guys wanted me to celebrate that way.
06:32Okay.
06:32Well, take another whack at it then, Skrizzle.
06:34Skrizzle just took the sledgehammer and smashed the...
06:38Oh, my God.
06:39God.
06:40What are you...
06:41Yay, Bucks!
06:43Yay!
06:45Go, Bucks!
06:46Making history.
06:49So, MJ, MJ.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:51Froggy smashes...
06:52Skrizzle smashes the microwave and the door swings open and hits our camera.
06:56And Buck, who's our photo guy here, smiling, goes from super pissed in, like, no second flat.
07:00He's like...
07:01Sorry, man.
07:01Hey, guys, the sledgehammer was just in case the Buck's egg blew up.
07:07Really?
07:07Yeah, we were supposed to smash the microwave.
07:10I thought you wanted me to do it.
07:11No, only smash the microwave if the outcome was not what we wanted.
07:16Sorry about that.
07:17I didn't.
07:18All right.
07:19Let's put this back in the kitchen here.
07:23All right.
07:25God.
07:28All right.
07:35All right.
07:35All right.
07:35All right.