Wacky News: A Stolen Ambulance And A Criminal Goes On A Wild Spree
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00:00This is a funny story out of Pennsylvania.
00:02On Monday, a 34-year-old man named Raymond stole an ambulance.
00:06First responders were on call at the time,
00:09but luckily the patient's condition wasn't life-threatening.
00:12Well, Raymond drove that ambulance about 45 minutes south of where he was,
00:16where he was spotted by the same paramedic who normally drives that ambulance.
00:20He was off duty at the time and was just out riding his motorcycle.
00:24Well, he called the police to tip them off, and eventually they caught up with Raymond.
00:27And although he crashed the ambulance into a tractor trailer before they could stop him,
00:32the good news is no one was hurt, but the ambulance was really banged up.
00:36Oh, no.
00:38That guy's going to spend some time behind bars.
00:39I think so.
00:40And so will this one.
00:41I mean, he probably should have been just for his name, his first two names, Jesse James.
00:48Last name is Moore.
00:50And so he was living up to his namesake.
00:53He went up to a kid on a bicycle.
00:55He evidently just needed to get around, and he asked the kid if he'd sell it to him.
01:01He said, no, I like my bicycle.
01:03So he took it anyway and took off on the bicycle.
01:07Well, about three hours later, cops get a phone call.
01:10It's a report of a stolen motorcycle outside a grocery store.
01:15They had a suspicion that it might have been the same person,
01:19mainly because he took the Harley and left the kid's bike in its place.
01:23Ooh, that's an upgrade.
01:24Oh, a nice upgrade.
01:26Well, he didn't know how to operate the motorcycle very much, though.
01:30He didn't even make it out of the parking lot.
01:32He parked it.
01:33Police spotted him walking into a subway restaurant
01:36where he proceeded to lock himself in the women's restroom when he saw him coming.
01:42This gets even better, folks.
01:43The owner of the store ended up kicking in the door, but they found this guy lying on the ground
01:51because he had tried to get out through the drop ceiling and fell through it.
02:00And needless to say, when they searched him, they found a ham he had stolen earlier in the day from Subway.
02:08Employees came in, filled out.
02:10He came in and filled out an application to work there.
02:13And while they were looking the other way, he grabbed some meat and then took off.
02:18Two counts, petty theft, bike, motorcycle, and the ham for Jesse James.
02:25Oh, wow.
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