In or Out- What would you choose?
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00All right, welcome to this week's in or out scenario, which y'all listening get to decide
00:06if you're in or out.
00:0799.5 QIK.
00:09It's Mark and Melanie, Tampa Bay's morning crew.
00:11So get ready to text us in or out.
00:14You can also call us as well.
00:15So here's this week's scenario.
00:18I just get nervous for these.
00:21Hold on.
00:21Is that the first noise you make when we say here's this week's scenario?
00:23Oh.
00:25Yeah.
00:25Uh-oh.
00:26Was it?
00:26Okay, so for the rest of your life, hold on.
00:32Man, let me get there, man.
00:35All right.
00:35Look at Kevin.
00:36He wanted to see a word.
00:37He's just staring.
00:37He's like.
00:38I'm waiting.
00:38Are you nervous?
00:39No.
00:40All right.
00:41So if the rest of your life you can only eat, you can pick one food and one beverage for
00:48the rest of your life, okay?
00:51That's all you can eat.
00:53Okay.
00:53But you will, it'll be calorie free.
00:57It'll never make you gain weight, but it is all you get to eat for the rest of your
01:02life.
01:02So pick one.
01:03So which, what would be your favorite drink?
01:05Just water.
01:06Really?
01:06Okay.
01:06So that's what would be your favorite food?
01:08Uh, probably pizza.
01:10Okay.
01:11So you can have water.
01:12Gosh.
01:13All right.
01:13I know.
01:14Why'd I pick you?
01:15So you can have water, which is already calorie free.
01:18I want avocados.
01:19Yeah.
01:19So you can have water and pizza.
01:21I'm not a big soda person.
01:23I don't know.
01:23No, it's good.
01:24So it's terrible for you.
01:25It's good.
01:25It's good.
01:26I thought maybe you'd say wine or something.
01:27Can I say coffee?
01:27Yeah.
01:28Yeah.
01:28All right.
01:28I switched my answer to coffee.
01:30Okay.
01:30Coffee and pizza.
01:31Coffee and pizza the rest of your life, but that's all you're eating every meal, every
01:35day, the rest of your life, but it's calorie free.
01:37There'll be no weight gain.
01:38That's it.
01:39It's just free.
01:40It's a free for all, but that's all you can eat in or out.
01:45Melanie.
01:46I'm out.
01:47What?
01:48Yep.
01:48So you can eat coffee and pizza the rest of your entire life, and there's no calories.
01:53You gain zero weight from eating it.
01:55I like food too much.
01:56I like cooking different things.
01:57I like going out to eat at different restaurants.
01:59I don't want to be eating pizza every single meal for the rest of my life.
02:04Gosh, that is crazy.
02:06All right, Kevin, what would be your beverage?
02:08A Coke.
02:09Okay.
02:09I would have a Coke and pizza.
02:10I'm with her on pizza.
02:11Okay.
02:12But I'm out.
02:13There's no way I could do that.
02:15Nah, I'm out.
02:16I can't.
02:17Okay.
02:17I'm out.
02:17I'm shocked.
02:18Okay.
02:18I thought about it.
02:19I was like, pizza every day.
02:20That sounds really delicious, but it would get old after a while.
02:23Right.
02:23So I'm out.
02:24But you can eat as much as you want because you're not going to gain weight on it.
02:27I'm out.
02:28It's calorie free.
02:28Okay.
02:29I'm out.
02:29Buck, you're up.
02:31All I have to say is-
02:32Well, we need your beverage first.
02:34Oh, my beverage?
02:37Bro, let's go with some Coors Light.
02:39Okay.
02:40Let's go with some Coors Light.
02:41Is there alcohol in that Coors Light?
02:42Of course.
02:43Well, then that's an interesting way to live your life.
02:46Well, hold on.
02:47Hold on.
02:48You're in a constant state of-
02:49Hey, you can't-
02:50Yeah.
02:50Where's this judgment coming from on Kevin?
02:52Interesting way to back off, Kevin.
02:54It's a legitimate question.
02:56Hold on.
02:57What food?
02:57What would be your food?
02:57Kevin, it is a good question.
02:59Food, and I think the audience is going to agree with me.
03:01Every day will be Taco Tuesday.
03:05I knew it.
03:07All right.
03:07So you are obviously in.
03:09You got it, buddy.
03:09So it's beer and tacos all day, every day.
03:12Calorie free.
03:13Calorie free.
03:14You are not gaining any weight.
03:16I'm going to have the beach bod every day with two tacos in my hand.
03:20Wait a second.
03:20No, no, no.
03:21You don't magically get a beach bod.
03:23That wasn't part of it.
03:23No, but you can work out because the food's never-
03:26It's never-
03:27Yeah, absolutely.
03:27You can have a beach bod.
03:28You're working out.
03:29Oh, okay.
03:30Yeah.
03:31That's a part of it.
03:32I thought you just had the body that you had currently, and then-
03:35When did we ever say that?
03:36Because you were just saying you don't gain any additional calories.
03:39So I thought you were just stuck with the body that you had.
03:41No, you can still work out and do everything else you'd always do.
03:43Okay.
03:44I'm going to be tan, probably wear a Speedo with a six-pack.
03:47Oh, please, God.
03:48He's really into this.
03:49Curling tacos at the gym.
03:51Who is this guy?
03:53All right.
03:54So, Melanie, do you want to rethink it?
03:57I'll give you mine first.
03:58So my food would be buffalo wings, and my beverage would be ice cold draft beer.
04:07So buffalo wings all day, every day, and ice cold draft beer.
04:09And you could eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the rest of your life.
04:14And beyond.
04:15Okay.
04:15Anyway, still work out, and no calories.
04:18Oh, yeah.
04:19So are you in or are you out?
04:20I am 100% in.
04:21I'm way too excited about this.
04:23Buffalo wings all day, every day, and cold beer, and you don't gain any weight?
04:27That's right.
04:28I mean, it's like one big stress of life that's just totally gone.
04:32And, yeah, I get it.
04:33You're eating wings every day or drinking beer every day, but you just don't have to worry about it.
04:37People are like, I can't eat anymore because I'm on a diet.
04:39And I'm like, well, I'm never going on a diet because my wings don't have any calories, just like my beer.
04:43Right?
04:44A nice dry rub.
04:45On it for breakfast.
04:46Sure.
04:47Yeah.
04:47At dinner.
04:48Some heavy buffalo sauce.
04:50Absolutely.
04:50Oh, now we're changing up the seasoning.
04:52You don't get different tacos, by the way.
04:54You have the same tacos.
04:55Oh, no.
04:55I can do a veggie.
04:56Somebody's jealous about her decision.
04:59I'm just jealous that everybody's got abs in this scenario, except for me.
05:03I'm annoyed.
05:03You can have abs.
05:05It's fine.
05:05No, because my calories count.
05:07I'm out.
05:07Oh, yeah.
05:08Well, that's your – do you want to go back in?
05:10In – we have one more spot on the in boat.
05:12No, I'm out.
05:13All right.
05:13I like other – I like a variety of foods.
05:16All right.
05:16Well, you and Kevin enjoy stressing about your calories.
05:18That's right.
05:19Buck and I will be living the dream, the buffalo wing taco dream.
05:22Dang it.
05:22Boom.
05:23All right.
05:23Are y'all in or out?
05:24What would be your beverage and what would be your food?
05:28Well, it's funny because a lot of people on the text line at 800-992-1099 are also trying
05:32to negotiate, wondering if they can switch up the tacos from pork tacos, chicken tacos,
05:36beef tacos, and breakfast tacos.
05:38Someone even wrote in, can we go do the dessert tacos once in a while?
05:41No.
05:42No, absolutely.
05:42No.
05:43It's got to be the same topic.
05:44The same topic.
05:45Everything's the same.
05:46That's why – this is ridiculous.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Out.
05:49Okay.
05:49So I get a taco with everything on it and then I just take off.
05:53You could do that.
05:54You could do that.
05:54Right, because I love a meat lover's pizza, but maybe one day I'd like to just have pepperoni
05:58or maybe a pineapple, but I can't.
06:00Yes, you can.
06:01You can just take off those other topics.
06:02Yep.
06:03Get a supreme and take off what you don't like.
06:05Out.
06:08Fettuccine, Alfredo, and wine came in.
06:10I'm not mad at that.
06:12And you know how fattening that is, the Alfredo?
06:14Nope.
06:14Not for her.
06:15I know, because the calories don't count.
06:16Calories don't count.
06:18Tea and potatoes was probably the most interesting text we got.
06:22I love that.
06:23That is the most Southern response to this ever.
06:27I don't know why we did this.
06:29It's terrible.
06:30Some taters and some sweet tea.
06:32Biscuits and gravy.
06:34Tea and potatoes.
06:35It's unbelievable.
06:36And I didn't even – I don't even know if this is iced tea or hot tea.
06:39And hot tea sounds so much more awful with potatoes, doesn't it?
06:43Oh, it does.
06:44French fries and hot tea.
06:46Ugh.
06:46Ugh.
06:47Okay.
06:47I don't know.
06:47It's your life and you're in.
06:49So that's all good.
06:51Somebody – this is great.
06:53Somebody goes, do you get a buzz with the beer even though it doesn't have a calorie?
06:56Yes.
06:56Of course you do.
06:57Oh, yes.
06:58You're in a constant state of buzz.
06:59So I text back yes and then they wrote, I'm in.
07:04See, I was wondering if they were asking that because then they'd be out because you wouldn't
07:08want a buzz all the time.
07:09You want to function.
07:10That's why it's Coors Light.
07:11I'm not going to believe this as the text just pour in.
07:13Somebody else wrote, potatoes and Diet Coke.
07:16What is up with the potatoes?
07:17Potatoes.
07:18Gosh.
07:19I think they're thinking you can make them into a variety of things.
07:21French fries.
07:22Yeah.
07:22French fries, regular potato.
07:24All gratin.
07:25Uh-oh.
07:26The spiral ones that they have at the fair.
07:28Uh-oh.
07:29From the 360 area code, beer and cheeseburgers.
07:31I love too many kinds of food.
07:33I just can't.
07:34And a follow-up real quick.
07:36Actually, I changed my mind.
07:38A flip-flopper.
07:39Since I can make different kinds of burgers, I am in.
07:43Yeah.
07:43We had a mind changer there.
07:46I tell you.
07:46You've got to stick to the same burger, though.
07:47No, no, no.
07:48I think what she's saying is you can put all these different toppings on it and then take
07:52off, you know, just do like a supreme burger.
07:54Put everything on it.
07:55Yep.
07:56And then, you know what?
07:57Like, you'd have fried egg on it.
07:58One day you could have the fried egg on.
07:59One day you can take it off.
08:00It's true.
08:01I'm going to tell you, in or out really, really causes you to think about life.
08:05It does.
08:06It's a game changer.
08:07So, thank you for the text coming in from St. Pete real quick.
08:12Melanie, I'm a Jersey girl.
08:13Laugh out loud.
08:14So, that's why I said tea and potatoes.
08:16And then she writes, Mark, I drink hot tea all day, every day.
08:19And it's great with potatoes.
08:21Really?
08:21That's what she said.
08:22I'll, yeah, I don't know.
08:247, 3, 4.
08:25These are just piling in steak and Bud Light.
08:27And I am in.
08:28Steak and Bud Light.
08:29Steak and Bud Light.
08:30See, that's smart.
08:32That's a lot of money, too.
08:33I want to hang out with that person.
08:34Another one.
08:35Chicken Fingers and Coca-Cola.
08:37And then fish and iced tea.
08:41Fish and iced tea.
08:42Yeah.
08:43All right.
08:43Here is, oh, my.
08:44And potatoes continue to fly up the list.
08:47But this is different.
08:48Moonshine and potatoes.
08:50I'm a country girl, she says.
08:52Yes.
08:53All right.
08:53This is in her out.
08:54Keep the text coming.
08:55And get ready to win.
08:57This is Kenny Chesney.
08:59Kenny Chesney.
09:00Florida Georgia Line.
09:01Old Dominion.
09:02We need callers 9 and 10 for Mark and Melanie's world famous name game.
09:05As I think about all these different flavors in my mouth.
09:08What?
09:09Well, I just love that we were worried about you guys drinking Coors Light or draft beer every day as your drink, your beverage of choice.
09:15This girl said moonshine.
09:18She's not.
09:20And potatoes.
09:21She's trying to remember her life.
09:23Yeah.
09:23But then she justified in parentheses.
09:24She goes, I'm a country girl.
09:25Oh, that's fine.
09:26Don't worry about it.
09:27It's fine.
09:27Don't worry about it.