Guy Gets Stuck & Eats Pork Rinds
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00:00I want to get this audio real quick of this guy who tried to make the best of a bad situation.
00:04It's flooding all over the Midwest.
00:05They've had a terrible spring and early summer.
00:07Yeah, they have.
00:08And so this guy, he's trying to get to work, but the streets are flooded,
00:13so he says he's going to drive on the shoulder the whole way.
00:15Well, then the shoulder floods out, so the news runs up to him.
00:18He's stuck, and they're like, dude, what are you going to do?
00:20Listen to his remedy for being stuck in his truck.
00:23This is the news report.
00:24I thought I was going to be a little slick and try to take the shoulder all the way in, but it didn't work.
00:29Lots of flooding here.
00:31You don't know when you're going to be able to get up there, huh?
00:33No, I got a bag of pork rinds in the truck, and I reckon I'm just going to stay out here
00:37and eat my pork rinds and hang out and might take a nap for a little while.
00:41And relax a little bit.
00:42Yeah.
00:42Dude, talk about a guy, he's just bound and determined to make the best of a bad situation.
00:47He packed a big bag of pork rinds, and he is ready to go.
00:50I love that he already had them in his truck.
00:52I feel like he stays having pork rinds in there.
00:55And doesn't it sound like he's got a lot of pork rinds?
00:57Because he was talking about he was going to eat so many, he might have to take a nap.
01:00Like, that's not like those little grab bags for 50 cents.
01:03Oh, no.
01:04He's got a full-size family.
01:05You know those family size where they give you the extra 25% on the bag?
01:09It's called the five-pounder.
01:11Oh, okay.
01:12Whoa.
01:12I've seen that big dog.
01:13Five-pounder.
01:14He's going to need more than a nap.
01:15He'll be in a coma.
01:16Listen to this.
01:16No, I got a bag of pork rinds in the truck.
01:19Just the way he said it was so great.
01:23He sounds a little like Luke Bryan a little bit when he says that.
01:26Oh, he kind of does a little bit.
01:27No, I got a bag of pork rinds in the truck.
01:29I reckon it's the same thing.
01:31You can hear Luke Bryan saying something like that, too.
01:33No, I got a bag of pork rinds in the truck.
01:35I reckon I'm just going to stay out here.
01:38Luke, are you ever going to get on stage or an hour late to perform?
01:41No, I got a bag of pork rinds in the truck.
01:44I reckon I'm just going to stay out here.
01:45We'll have to break it to everybody that there'll be no concert tonight.
01:48You're just going to be out there in the truck eating pork rinds.