Your Friends & Neighbors Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00Oh!
00:10Fuck.
00:19Fuck.
00:30Fuck.
00:53Fuck.
00:56Fuck!
01:00I know what you're thinking. The pool is a metaphor.
01:06But it was also very fucking real and very fucking cold.
01:10I wasn't generally the kind of guy who did a lot of introspection.
01:14Of course, until very recently, I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor of someone else's house
01:18covered in a dead guy's blood before falling into the pool.
01:21But here we are.
01:23And at that moment, I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye
01:27of the swirling hot mess of my life
01:30and wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong so fast.
01:37This is what happens.
01:43Boy, come on.
01:45Shots, shots, shots.
01:47Yeah, bartender, what shots do you want?
01:50What is she drinking? Let's have some of that.
01:52That looks nice.
01:53What do you want?
01:55Get you something?
01:55Three fucking promotions. How much did you make?
01:59How much did you make?
02:07McAllen, 25.
02:09Bartender took me off.
02:11It's an expensive drink. I hope I'm worth it.
02:13Don't worry. You're buying.
02:16Liv Cross.
02:17Andrew Cooper.
02:18I know. I work at Mike Shepard's Group.
02:19Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
02:22It's fine. Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often.
02:24The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild.
02:29I thought it might be better if I looked occupied.
02:31Happy to help.
02:32For a minute there, it looked like you were going to come over to me,
02:34but I got impatient.
02:36Yeah, well, I'm, uh...
02:38recently single for the first time in quite a while,
02:41so I'm afraid I don't have much game.
02:42You're saying you have no game. That's your game.
02:45It's pretty weak. See what I mean?
02:47You were married?
02:48Yeah, 18 years.
02:50That would make you...
02:51Far too old for you.
02:52I don't really see each that way.
02:54That's because you're what, 27?
02:5528.
02:56And that's your game.
02:58Maybe.
02:59Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage and children...
03:04Two.
03:04...for so long, living amongst other married people with children
03:07that you haven't considered that there may be an entire segment of the population
03:10who make different choices and have different goals.
03:14So what are your goals?
03:16Uh, lasting love, hot, healthy sex, financial comfort, peace of mind, harmony.
03:22I think those are everybody's goals.
03:23And how many of them have you achieved?
03:25I'm just saying maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit.
03:30That could be your father.
03:31I have one already.
03:33Milt. Good guy and quite a bit older than you.
03:36Stranger than that. Feels like a win.
03:38Then you need to get out more.
03:39I'm out.
03:40Right now.
03:41No, you're not.
03:42Not really, not yet.
03:44I'm sorry, do you talk to everybody like this?
03:46You didn't ask me if I've been married.
03:48Have you been married?
03:48Yes. Two years.
03:50Well, you were too young.
03:51I was.
03:53Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers.
03:55Different strokes.
03:56The irony is I was morbidly obese as a teenager,
03:59but that was long before he met me.
04:01Still, after I happened upon his browsing history,
04:03I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in me when we met,
04:06and that's what drew him to me.
04:08Trust me, that's...
04:09not what drew him to you.
04:11Where's that game of yours?
04:16Oh, look.
04:17I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots.
04:24Whatever that is over there,
04:26swinging their whiskey dicks around.
04:30Narcissistic man boys far out of their depths with you in conversation and in bed.
04:34And so by comparison, man, my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
04:38I'm thoughtful, I'm wise, I'm more of a man, whatever the fuck that means these days.
04:42But you're 27?
04:4328.
04:4328, so you're 20 years younger than me.
04:45And at this moment in time, it works, right?
04:48I have money, you have freedom, we could travel the world together, we could learn things from each other.
04:53Conversation and in bed.
04:54Yeah, right.
04:56You'll find me very interesting because I have two decades more worth of stories than you,
05:00and I find you very interesting because you live your life in the moment with the kind of reckless immediacy that I lost a million years ago.
05:06So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained, and that'll work for a while, right?
05:12Then skip ahead 10 years, you'll be 38, I'll be 58.
05:15That's when things can start to get a little shaky.
05:17You might want kids, I already have them.
05:19You might start thinking, oh, have I missed out on one of life's great experiences, and you'll still be stunning.
05:24You think I'm stunning?
05:25I'll be aging.
05:26Well, I can tell you're going to age very well.
05:28You can tell that because it's already started to happen.
05:30The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine, and maybe that'll still work for a time.
05:35Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
05:37Well, I misplaced my inner monologue and my wife right around the same time.
05:41Anyway, let's skip ahead another 10 years.
05:43Must we?
05:44I'll be 68 years old, no matter how well I take care of myself.
05:48My prostate's going to do what it does, and so will my hair,
05:51and you'll start spending your days thinking about what your life looks like after I kick it.
05:54Meanwhile, every time you leave the house, I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking.
05:59Really?
06:01Are you that insecure?
06:02Well, not yet, but I will be.
06:03What about character?
06:04Yours or mine?
06:05You're so sure I'll cheat?
06:06No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it.
06:08You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem.
06:11So, I'll be the jealous old troll, and you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime,
06:14and we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear that the last years of our life,
06:18the toughest ones, would be spent completely and utterly alone.
06:22Wow.
06:23Just, wow.
06:25When did you come out with all of that?
06:26Oh, in the ten seconds it took you to walk from that stool to this one.
06:32Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal,
06:35but honestly, man, I was just looking to get laid.
06:38How many problems do you have with that?
06:44None come to mind.
06:45None come to mind.
07:15You land a job right out of college at a major firm.
07:34You're just another cog in a very large wheel, but you've got your foot in the door.
07:39You get a shitty apartment in the city that you can barely afford,
07:42because you know the money will come.
07:44You get married, because, you know.
07:48And she moves into that shitty apartment.
07:52You're dead broke, but there's two of you now.
07:54You're in it together, and that feels good.
07:56Side note, no one will ever fuck you the way she did in that shitty apartment.
08:05Including her.
08:06So, you work your asses off, and you dig yourselves out.
08:11Hardest, easiest money you'll ever make.
08:14Pump, it's not exactly canned food and shotguns.
08:17Hey.
08:19Oh.
08:19Yeah.
08:19And then, when you're feeling good about things, when things are, you know, copacetic,
08:25you have the first kid.
08:26Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:30You buy a house 30% down, 30-year jumbo at 4.5%, and you're broke again.
08:35So, you work harder, longer hours.
08:41You start earning some big bucks, which only serves to make you aware of the even bigger
08:45bucks you could be earning.
08:48Kid number two.
08:50House number two.
08:52Broke again.
08:57But it's a different kind of broke.
08:59You're leveraged, which is a fancy way of saying you've got something to show for your
09:03efforts, the house, the cars, the stuff.
09:07Jerry.
09:08And by now, you've lost sight of whatever naive plans you may have once had, or the things
09:12that mattered to you when you were starting out.
09:14You're moving too fast to ask yourself those hard questions.
09:17Like, when is it enough?
09:19And really, what's the point of all this shit?
09:26House number three.
09:33Then one day, about five years after you bought the place, you look up and realize that you've
09:36gotten there, to that hallowed plateau where, for the first time, you can actually afford
09:40your own life.
09:41And in that mystical nexus where you seem to have wrangled life and all of its infinitely
09:45complex challenges into submission, that's generally where you will find your wife of
09:4918 years in your bed with one of your closest friends.
09:55house number four, a rental.
10:14It's small, but don't worry.
10:16It's also depressing.
10:17In the suburbs, I, I learned to drive, and you tell me we'll never survive.
10:29Grab your mother's keys, we're leaving.
10:32Sometimes I can't believe it, I'm moving past the feeling, sometimes I can't believe it.
10:51Why are we still holding Impact Pro?
10:53We're mostly out.
10:54Mostly.
10:55Did he really just say that?
10:56They're going to rebound.
10:56Guys, I've been telling you, we are making money across the book.
10:59We don't need to get dinged in emerging tech.
11:01Blow out of it today.
11:03You got it, boss.
11:05What's wrong with him?
11:06Me?
11:07Nothing.
11:08He got dumped.
11:08Oh, is that news?
11:10I love her, man.
11:11No, you don't.
11:12You love love.
11:13That's all.
11:14It's just, I don't know what to do.
11:15I do.
11:16Blow out of Pac Pro.
11:20Morning, Coop.
11:21Jack.
11:22Gentlemen, we're on for squash today.
11:25Are we?
11:25Did Mary send me an email?
11:26Probably my mistake.
11:27Got your bag here?
11:29Yeah.
11:30Great.
11:30Noon?
11:31Noon.
11:32Excellent.
11:37Out, out.
11:38Come on, man.
11:39Put it in.
11:47Serve it.
11:48God damn it.
11:55Oh.
11:56How are the kids?
11:57Oh, they're fine.
11:58Wife.
12:00Ex-wife.
12:01Yeah, she's still with the Butts.
12:02What's his name?
12:02The basketball player?
12:04Nick.
12:05Yes.
12:06Yeah, he'd get his karma, right?
12:09Speaking of which, I got to deliver some bad news.
12:12Jesus, Jack.
12:12Cancer's not back, is it?
12:14No, God no.
12:15No.
12:16My sole remaining testicle, my sole remaining testicle is in good shape.
12:19Very good problem.
12:20No, the thing of it is, Coop, you're fired.
12:23Oh, great.
12:25No, I'm serious.
12:26I got to let you go.
12:29What?
12:30This girl, Olivia, what's her name?
12:33Olivia something.
12:33Hold on.
12:34Wait, girl?
12:35What, what girl?
12:36What are you talking about?
12:36Cross.
12:37Olivia Cross.
12:38Liv?
12:39Liv Cross?
12:41The managing director is sleeping with an associate.
12:44Wait a minute, no.
12:45She never worked under me.
12:46She was in shepherd's group.
12:47And, and, I, I don't think I'd ever even met her before.
12:50It doesn't matter if you met her.
12:51It matters if you fucked her.
12:53You did fuck her, right?
12:56Fuck me.
12:58Yeah, but it was like a weekend.
13:00At, like, three months ago.
13:01Completely consensual.
13:02I mean, she came on to me.
13:03It's not the point.
13:05You were her superior.
13:06I told you, I, I, I didn't even know her.
13:09But you knew that you worked for shepherd's, right?
13:12You see, Coop, the thing is,
13:13in her mind, she was passed up for a VP slot.
13:16VP?
13:17She's 27 years old.
13:18No, she's 28.
13:19And I'm not here to litigate.
13:20You can't fire me, Jack.
13:22Well, we have a very strict,
13:24non-fraternizing clause, or so I'm told.
13:27Why the fuck did you bring me here to, to fire me?
13:32H.R. needed to get into your office
13:33to get your computer, proprietary information.
13:36Can you know the drill?
13:36Those are my clients.
13:37Well, according to the non-solicit you signed,
13:40they're ours for at least another two years.
13:43You're really going to bury me like this?
13:45You know how this goes.
13:48My capital account?
13:50That's my money, Jack.
13:52You were fired, you were fired for cause.
13:52No way, come on, Jack.
13:53You cannot do that.
13:54Everything I have is in that account.
13:56You, you, you destroy me, Jack.
13:58Sorry it has to be this way,
13:59but it has to be this way.
14:02I'll sue.
14:03They'll give you a six-month draw, you know?
14:05Fuck you.
14:08Well, I'll give you a few days to decide.
14:12I don't know.
14:17Come on.
14:19I don't know.
14:19I don't know.
14:21I don't know.
14:51I don't know.
15:21I really thought I'd come pick you up.
15:23It's not Tuesday.
15:24I know.
15:25I thought maybe we could hang out a little.
15:27Maybe go get some ice cream.
15:28Am I in trouble?
15:29Jesus, Hunter, no.
15:30Can't a father just spend some unscheduled quality time with his son?
15:36How's school?
15:43Hmm?
15:44How's school?
15:45Fine.
15:46How's that tutor we got you?
15:47Is she working out?
15:48I guess.
15:49You got a girlfriend?
15:50No.
15:51Any prospects?
15:52No.
15:53No.
15:54Any prospects?
15:55No.
15:56You think at some point today you might respond to me with an answer longer than two syllables?
15:59Maybe.
16:00Maybe.
16:01Maybe.
16:02You're coming in?
16:03Yeah.
16:04Tori's here.
16:05I want to say hi.
16:06Hi, Bob.
16:07You're coming in?
16:08Hey, Mom.
16:09How was your day?
16:10Hello, Mom.
16:11What was your day?
16:12I thought you were coming in?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Tori's here.
16:17I want to say hi.
16:19Hi, Bob.
16:20Hey, Mom.
16:21What was your day?
16:22Yeah.
16:23What was your day?
16:25I don't know much.
16:26I was here with your day.
16:27No, no.
16:28I don't know much, I don't know much.
16:31If you came back, I forgot.
16:32I thought you said that?
16:34Hey, I was just a whoa.
16:35Okay.
16:36All right.
16:37I really want you to read a book.
16:38Okay.
16:43What are you doing here?
16:44I took Hunter for some ice cream.
16:47That's not Tuesday.
16:48So I've been told.
16:50Is Tori here?
16:51She's not home yet.
16:55What?
16:56What?
16:56What is the look?
16:58I don't give you any look.
16:59You are giving me the look that is the look where you're trying not to give me a look.
17:02So what's the problem?
17:03I think it's a little tricky when you show up on a day that isn't your day.
17:10I took him out for ice cream.
17:12My God.
17:13It's confusing for him.
17:14Boundaries are there for a reason.
17:15Boundaries?
17:16You mean like monogamy?
17:18Really, Coop?
17:19It's been almost two years.
17:20When are you going to stop playing that card?
17:22I don't know.
17:22What is the statute of limitations on adultery?
17:25Probably less time than you've spent playing the sad cuckold.
17:29Who says cuckold?
17:30You know what?
17:30Who are you?
17:30If you were even remotely self-aware, you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum.
17:35And you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it.
17:38Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick.
17:40You kick me out of this place.
17:41I'm forced to pay for this entire mess, and I'm the one that's not being responsible.
17:45I'm not doing this right now.
17:47Oh, well, it's really no fun doing it alone.
17:50Oh, hey.
17:51What?
17:52Did he tell you he needs a new drum kit?
17:55He needs a new drum kit?
17:56What is wrong with his old one?
17:57I don't know.
17:58It's old and warped.
17:59This band he's playing with, and they're very good, by the way, so I need a new one.
18:02Nick offered to pick one up for him.
18:03No, Nick doesn't need to pick up a drum set for my kid.
18:07I'm just saying, if you're really busy...
18:08I can handle it.
18:11Oh, wait.
18:12Goop.
18:13I took Tori to the dermatologist.
18:15Her skin is fine.
18:16Yeah, you want to tell her that?
18:18She wants this new laser treatment.
18:20It's three times, and then you're done.
18:21$1,500 a pop.
18:23They're going to email you the invoice.
18:25Every time I see you, it costs me money.
18:28Try sticking to Tuesdays.
18:31Tell Tori her father says hi.
18:36Jesus.
18:36Jesus.
18:38Fucking Christ, are you fucking kidding me?
18:44Oh, shit.
18:45I'm sorry.
18:46That is totally my bad, man.
18:48Yeah, it was.
18:49Here, let me give you my info.
18:51Tori?
18:52Hi, Daddy.
18:54Jake, this is my father.
18:55Daddy, this is Jake.
18:58Pleasure to meet you, sir.
19:00I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it.
19:02Wait, who are you?
19:04Jake Weston.
19:05Okay, that tells me nothing.
19:06He's my boyfriend.
19:08I'm sorry, how old are you?
19:10I'm 20, sir.
19:12Stop calling me sir.
19:13No one's buying it.
19:14Sorry.
19:15Okay, you're 20.
19:16She's 17.
19:17Are you familiar with the laws in this state?
19:19Daddy.
19:19It's not like that, sir.
19:20Jake, is it?
19:21If you call me sir one more time, I'm going to punch you in the dick.
19:24Dad, you're being crazy.
19:25Mom, Dad's being crazy.
19:26You're okay with this?
19:26Why don't you guys go inside and get something to eat?
19:28Hi, Jake.
19:28You know about this.
19:29You're fine with it.
19:30I'm sorry.
19:30Okay, fuck off, Jake.
19:32Fuck right off.
19:35What is your problem?
19:36What is your problem?
19:37You're okay with the statutory rape of our daughter.
19:39Oh, please.
19:40What?
19:40I don't know what she's in love with him.
19:41She is a child.
19:42He's 20 years old.
19:43How is that okay in your world?
19:44Baby, leave them alone to...
19:46Great, Nick's here.
19:47Hi.
19:48Hey, cool.
19:49He'll solve it.
19:52Let me get out here to see this man.
19:55Hi.
19:56Oh, okay.
19:57Right, yeah.
19:58You know, I was about to grill up these terrific skirt steaks I just picked up.
20:02I mean, why don't you stick around?
20:06Why don't I stick around?
20:07Hmm.
20:08Uh, why don't I stick around?
20:10I guess why I don't stick around is probably because the idea of going into my backyard and
20:15eating steaks grilled on my $5,000 grill by the man who's fucking my wife would make
20:19me want to take my Shun Fuji steak knife and cut out my own heart.
20:24That's probably why I don't want to stick around.
20:26So, I'm going to go.
20:29Dude, I get it, Coop.
20:32I feel you, man.
20:32I really do.
20:33I'm just trying to find a way past this, you know, for all of us.
20:38Yeah.
20:38Good luck with that.
20:41Tell that little shit I'm going to send my bill.
20:44Watch your toes, baby.
20:45I drove all that night while Haskell slept like a log.
21:02After a while, I began to get sleepy myself.
21:06I was happy, though.
21:08Soon I'd be in the steward.
21:10The long trip was practically over, and I'd be no more hoping it down the concrete.
21:15future, which couldn't have been brighter if I'd embroidered it with neon lights.
21:21It was nice to think of Sue shooting to the top.
21:27Maybe it was for me, too.
21:29Don't you realize if I'm caught?
21:30I want to know where I got the car and stuff.
21:32They'll have me on a murder charge.
21:33You're smart, you won't get caught.
21:36I know what you said.
21:37Hey.
21:37What are you doing?
21:43Hi.
21:44Hi.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Fuck yeah.
21:47Come on.
21:48Samantha's husband, Paul, made his fortune in diners.
21:50He had nine of them, a 44-inch waist, and a serious case of erectile dysfunction.
21:55Yeah.
21:56God damn it.
21:57Since they separated, she'd been making up for lost time.
22:00Ow.
22:01Ow.
22:04Oh, jeez.
22:08I think you actually broke the skin.
22:10Ah, well, that's how you know I wasn't faking it.
22:12Are you okay?
22:15Mm-hmm.
22:16Yeah.
22:19Do you have to go?
22:20Uh, no.
22:23Why?
22:23Did you want me to go?
22:24No.
22:25I just, you looked like you had something.
22:29Oh.
22:30Important.
22:31No.
22:32Um, okay.
22:34Okay.
22:36Hey, what just happened?
22:38What?
22:39Everything's perfect.
22:40No, if you have something you want to say, please just say it.
22:43I mean, you were just literally coming inside me a minute ago, and now you can't get rid
22:47of me fast enough.
22:47Oh, Sam.
22:48God.
22:49No, honestly, it's fine.
22:49No, it's fine.
22:50I'll go.
22:51Seriously.
22:52I mean, it's biology, right?
22:53The, uh, dopamine crash after the rush of Orcav?
22:55I thought maybe something was going on with your kids.
22:57No, my kids are fast asleep, but thank you so much for your concern.
23:00Okay, look.
23:01Maybe something's getting misconstrued here.
23:02I feel like you're not understanding me.
23:04No, it's just a little off-putting, if I'm being honest.
23:07I mean, because you called me, right?
23:10And then I changed into something sexy, and I got a sitter, and I exfoliated.
23:15Sam.
23:15Sam.
23:15Sam.
23:16I'm sorry.
23:18Okay?
23:19I don't want you to leave.
23:25Tell me the truth.
23:27Do you ever think that we could be something more than this?
23:34Sam.
23:36Come on.
23:49We'd been doing this on and off for half a year, and I had yet to stick the landing.
23:58Look, you know the kind of numbers I was doing over at Bailey, right?
24:01I could bring half that book over here, and combine that with the Texas oil families.
24:05I could be doing half a billion dollars in under a year.
24:07Come on.
24:07It's a win-win.
24:08And you haven't slept with any of our associates yet.
24:10Oh.
24:11Look, Jack's making calls.
24:12No one's allowed to date you.
24:13Come on, Monty.
24:14I got you this job.
24:15Just bring me in.
24:15He's making calls, man.
24:17Look, uh, I know Jack's been making calls.
24:19Fuck Jack.
24:20He's got no friends here.
24:22It's good to know.
24:24Look, I can't afford to piss Jack off.
24:25Not now.
24:26Not with the beating we're taking in tech this year.
24:27I ain't been wanting to poach you for a while.
24:30Well.
24:30What's your non-solicit?
24:3190 days?
24:32You were once in this seat, Monty, and I was in yours.
24:35Yeah, I know.
24:36Two years?
24:37Didn't you get a lawyer look before you signed?
24:39Well, they made it worth my while, can I say.
24:41You want my advice?
24:42Not really.
24:43Come on, Coop.
24:44You know I can't bring you in cold.
24:45Take some time off.
24:46You'll let this thing fade, because no one's going to touch you right now.
24:49You should reach out to one of the new family offices coming out of Dubai.
24:52They won't give a shit about your non-solicit or this thing with the girl.
24:55The girl wasn't a thing.
24:56They won't care either way is my point.
24:58Coop, come on.
25:01Don't be like that.
25:02Sorry I'm late.
25:24I got the usual.
25:28You going to that Miller thing tomorrow?
25:31I was invited.
25:32Why wouldn't I?
25:33No reason.
25:35If I avoided every social situation because Mel and Nick might be there, I'd never leave
25:39the fucking house.
25:39Hey, I'm on Team Coop.
25:42There's no teams.
25:43Uh-huh.
25:44Bullshit.
25:44Okay.
25:52What's wrong?
25:53What?
25:55You're not checking your phone.
25:56You're not rushing through the mail.
25:57Something's up.
26:05What if I didn't work for a while?
26:09Why would you do that?
26:10I don't know, maybe to see my kids.
26:12I don't know, read a book.
26:14So we're talking a couple weeks, maybe a month.
26:17Exactly.
26:18Or like a year.
26:23Who?
26:25There comes a time in every conversation when a man has to cut the shit and get to the fucking
26:28point.
26:31I lost my job.
26:32Who'd you fuck?
26:39Hey, why would you automatically jump to-
26:40No, no, no, no.
26:41You're not a drunk or a racist, and your numbers were good, so that leaves fuckery.
26:45Jesus, Barney.
26:46Come on.
26:47I did that.
26:48I just don't understand why Jack would hang me out like that.
26:51I mean, it was borderline at best.
26:53Jack saw a way to cut you loose and keep your book.
26:55Was it really?
26:56Was what, really?
26:57Borderline at best.
26:59Well, she worked on a completely different floor.
27:01I didn't even know her.
27:01I couldn't find someone else.
27:02Anyone else.
27:03She hit on me.
27:04That doesn't matter.
27:05It fucking should.
27:07It should.
27:08It should matter.
27:16Bailey will settle.
27:18What?
27:19Sue Bailey, Russell, they'll settle.
27:21Why would they do that?
27:22Because you're not a drunk or a racist, and your numbers were good.
27:25They don't want this to go to a judge.
27:27Sue them.
27:27You're my business manager, not my lawyer.
27:30And as your business manager, I'm strongly encouraging you to hire a lawyer.
27:33I just need to know how long I can float on what I got.
27:39You're not six months, seven tops.
27:43If that can't be true.
27:44Alimony, child support, two houses, cars, private schools, not to mention your sister,
27:49and that's just off the top of my head.
27:52Jack will settle.
27:53Jack will crush me.
27:56I can't afford to go up against those guys.
27:57Because you can't afford not to.
28:02I just thought I had so much more.
28:06You did.
28:07And you got hammered last year on tech stuff.
28:09Everybody got hammered last year on tech.
28:11Everyone didn't get divorced.
28:13Or fuck the co-worker.
28:15You should go see Monty.
28:16I did.
28:16Lance, too.
28:18No dice?
28:19I have a two-year non-solicit.
28:25I know.
28:40Coop.
28:41What are you drinking?
28:41Forget that.
28:43I got a 15-year-old Japanese whiskey you gotta try.
28:46Two.
28:52Bahayim.
28:57How smooth is that, right?
28:59Yeah.
28:59So, um, how's a single life?
29:07Well, it has its moments.
29:10Bullshit.
29:11It's gotta be a goddamn smorgasbord of ass out there.
29:14Come on, give me something.
29:15Some news from the front.
29:17Oh, hey, I'm, um, sharing that cancer benefit again this year,
29:21and I pounced you in for two tables, same as last year.
29:23How much are the tables again?
29:2530 grand, 64 the pair.
29:26Come on, you bought two tables last year.
29:29Yeah, well, I wasn't divorced last year, Peter.
29:34Hey, you're right, I'm sorry.
29:36I wasn't thinking.
29:38I shouldn't put you on the spot like that.
29:43I'll eat the tables and take your name off the list.
29:45Leave it on.
29:47You sure?
29:48Yeah, it's fine.
29:49It's fine.
29:50I wasn't trying to be an asshole.
29:52I guess to some people it just comes naturally.
29:56Fuck off.
30:02Hey, uh, that's okay, right?
30:07All adults here?
30:10Sure.
30:11It's all good.
30:12Good stuff.
30:13Good stuff.
30:13Good stuff.
30:3025, please.
30:31Yeah.
30:31three-time nba all-star what are you gonna do
30:42yeah
30:46i have what he's having just more of it
30:50you got it
30:51team coo
30:54and one more
31:10so i i said to peter do we have to get away with the kids you know while we still can before they
31:17want nothing to do with us because then what are we gonna do talk to each other
31:21we've been married way too long for that
31:25so on saturday we leave before belize i found us this villa stunning view of the coast the kids
31:49had their own villa next door so that we're not on top of each other you know but we
31:53know we'll see them because we're the ones with the chef in the dining room so when they get hungry
31:57and the turtle end does not know what is about the city
32:01how are you doing coop you okay i'm okay mel how are you
32:05hey you two can i just can i just say i love that you had such a friendly divorce
32:16diane no i'm just saying no i'm just saying you know remember when mike and gail got divorced
32:21it was like armageddon here do you remember that they can't even be in the same room together
32:25they can't be in the same city right
32:27sam you think you and paul are gonna be able to keep things friendly
32:32oh not a chance in hell but thanks for asking you know in front of everyone like that i just
32:38i admire how you guys handled everything with class you know babe when we get divorced i think
32:44we should do it like that that's it i'm cutting you off
32:46i think it's great
32:50how we're all so enlightened
32:56see you know i mean mel yeah mel and nick had an affair and ended our marriage and
33:03i guess time will tell how fucked up our kids are gonna be but
33:07you know you all are being so awesome about the whole thing
33:11if i'd have known
33:15i'm gonna go take a piss
33:25you know you're gonna go take a piss
33:34it's okay
33:34it's okay
33:44you're better
33:49you're better
34:20Oops.
34:50Oops.
35:20I don't know.
35:50I don't know how she was killed.
35:52I mean, a weapon.
35:54She was struck with a candlestick.
35:56A candlestick?
35:57Are you sure?
35:59A heavy silver one.
36:00How can you know?
36:01Microscope.
36:02What do you guys want to trade cars for a little while?
36:23Fuck yeah.
36:24It's my hero.
36:26What are you doing?
36:27All right.
36:27I'm sorry.
36:28I'm sorry.
36:32I'm sorry.
36:32This is how it goes.
36:33I'm sorry.
36:33I'm sorry.
36:34I'm sorry.
36:35I'm sorry.
36:35I'm sorry.
36:36Oh, my God.
37:06Oh, for God's sake!
37:36Oh, my God.
37:38Mr. Cooper!
37:39Go away, Jake.
37:40Sorry, sir.
37:41We didn't know you were going to be here.
37:43I swear to God.
37:44Jake!
37:45What did you do?
37:46Oh, my God.
37:47I told you to stop calling me, sir.
37:49Jake, are you okay?
37:50What the fuck is that?
37:52I gotta take that.
37:53Dad!
37:54Hey.
37:55No, Bruce, I'm sorry.
37:56What?
37:57What can I do?
37:58What do you need?
37:59Oh, God.
38:00Yeah.
38:01I mean, I can be there in 10 minutes.
38:02Are you insane?
38:03Yeah.
38:04Sorry about this.
38:05Bye.
38:06Just put some ice on it or something.
38:08It'll be fun.
38:09Hey, Bruce.
38:10Thanks for coming, Coop.
38:11You know what you mean.
38:12Hey.
38:13Hey, Bruce.
38:14Thanks for coming, Coop.
38:15You know what you mean.
38:16Hey.
38:17Hey, Bruce.
38:22But I can't help the feeling who you're going.
38:26Hey.
38:27Hey, Bruce.
38:28Thanks for coming, Coop.
38:29You know what you mean.
38:30Hey, Bruce.
38:37Thanks for coming, Coop.
38:38But I can't help the failing
38:41I could blow through the ceiling
38:47If I could just turn around
38:56Hey, Andy.
38:58Bruce called me.
39:01Yeah, I figured he would.
39:03I could use the ride home anyway.
39:05How did you get here?
39:07I walked.
39:08You off your meds again?
39:10Just wanted to feel something, you know?
39:13How do you feel?
39:15Shitty, actually.
39:17How was your day?
39:19Oh, uh, same.
39:21You don't look so great.
39:23That's coming from me.
39:24Come on, let's get you home.
39:28He still loves me, you know?
39:36I mean, he's got a wife and two kids.
39:38Well, everybody's got something.
39:40What are we playing there, the smashy pumpkins?
39:42Um, well, Radiohead, dipshit.
39:45All right, all right, of course.
39:48Come on.
39:53Hey.
39:58You'll be all right.
40:02Yes.
40:04Get in.
40:08New car?
40:09It's a loner.
40:10Don't give me any shit.
40:11I'm in trouble, Allie.
40:29How bad?
40:32I might need you to give up the apartment
40:33and move back in with Mom and Dad.
40:37Just ask for them.
40:38Yeah, well, if you don't take your meds.
40:42I make no promises.
40:47This car smells like ass.
40:48God, I know.
40:49It's like something tied in.
40:50You know, it's just time to call me next week about it.
41:04I got a meeting with that, so I got to go.
41:06I got to go.
41:06I got to go.
41:13Liv.
41:14Liv.
41:14Just, please, let me talk to you for a second.
41:18Look, look, I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
41:21It sucks that they fired you.
41:24Do you really feel that way?
41:26Of course I do.
41:27Well, then, can you please withdraw your complaint?
41:30You can recant and indemnify Bailey against a lawsuit.
41:33I can get my job back.
41:34What?
41:35Look, I'm sorry if I mishandled things with you in any way.
41:39I just thought we were both having a good time.
41:41Stop, just stop.
41:42I don't know what you're talking about.
41:46I never filed a complaint.
42:01Coop, he's on a call.
42:03It's okay, Mary.
42:06There was never any complaint.
42:08Coop, you can't be here.
42:09Liv Cross never filed a complaint.
42:10It's an HR issue.
42:11I only know what I'm told.
42:12Bullshit, Jack.
42:13You did this.
42:14You broke company policy.
42:15My hands were tied.
42:16You saw an opportunity to take my book,
42:17and you decided to fuck me.
42:19You fucked yourself.
42:20I thought we were friends.
42:24At least let me keep my fucking capital account.
42:27I'm begging you.
42:28That's my money.
42:29I need that money.
42:30No, it isn't.
42:32Your biggest mistake was thinking any of this was ever yours.
42:37All right, all right.
42:40It's not yours if you can't keep it.
42:45It just can't let you ruin that beautiful movie.
43:08Okay, start it up.
43:10Here.
43:37Ooh.
43:40How is Tori's boyfriend?
43:54Jake?
43:55That's correct.
43:57He'll survive.
43:59And Tori?
44:02Gotta give it a couple more days.
44:05I'm working on it.
44:07You're not yourself, Coop.
44:14Look, I'm sorry about the barbecue.
44:19I was a little over-served.
44:20I'm not talking about the barbecue, and I'm not talking about the fact that you assaulted
44:23our daughter's boyfriend all that.
44:25Jesus Christ.
44:26What, then?
44:27I don't know.
44:29You just seem so alone.
44:33Yeah.
44:34Well, I live here, and you live there in our house with our kids.
44:39I know.
44:40You left me.
44:41That would make me... alone.
44:45That's not what I'm talking about, though.
44:49I'm worried about you.
44:51Hey.
44:52What is it?
44:53Come on, you can still talk to me, can't you?
45:09I'm fine.
45:10I am.
45:11I'm...
45:12I'm...
45:13I'm...
45:14I'm...
45:15I'm finding my own way.
45:24Okay.
45:31Fair enough.
45:40Thanks for coming by.
45:42Thanks for the beer.
45:52Miss Cross.
45:54How can I help you?
45:55I was hoping for an explanation.
45:57The Andrew Cooper thing.
45:59I didn't file a complaint.
46:00Somebody reported your involvement to HR.
46:03But there was no complaint.
46:05Whiskey.
46:06No.
46:07Sit.
46:09I'm sorry that it was phrased like that.
46:13But complaint or not, Mr. Cooper was in direct violation of our company's code of conduct.
46:18He's in a position of power, and we take our protections very seriously.
46:22He's nowhere on my org chart.
46:24I don't report to anyone who reports to him.
46:26Does that mean he couldn't get you fired if he so chose?
46:28He didn't need to lose his job.
46:30I've got a conference room full of labor lawyers who say otherwise.
46:39Shepard tells me that you're a star.
46:41He wants to put you up for a promotion.
46:42He wants you running your own desk.
46:44Are you ready for that?
46:45How is that related to this?
46:47Oh, I'm done with this.
46:48I've moved on to that.
46:49I'm more interested in your future than Coop's past.
46:53I tell you what, I've got a phone call in a minute.
47:00But let's do dinner later in the week and discuss.
47:04Mary will check your avails.
47:06Shouldn't Shepard join us?
47:08Shepard's welcome to join.
47:15If you were alone in this world,
47:31If you were to shout at the gods,
47:48Why would you call them?
47:58What would you call yourself?
48:12What would you call yourself?
48:22What would you call yourself?
48:28What would you call yourself?
48:36What would you call yourself?
48:42What would you call yourself?
49:14Viewed from a certain perspective, life boils down to a series of interconnected decisions.
49:26The Millers decided to go to Belize.
49:30I decided to go to the Millers.
49:38Westmont Village has its own private security patrol as well as the Westmont Police Department.
49:44The crime rate is almost non-existent.
49:48You live in a place like that long enough, you start to feel insulated from the rest of the world.
49:53You get complacent about things like alarm systems and locking all your doors.
49:58We're going to make a decision.
50:02It's all for the world to be prepared.
50:05I'll make a decision.
50:08We're going to make a decision.
51:38Hi, guys. Is everything okay?
51:50Good evening, sir. You live here?
51:52Yeah, yeah, I sure do.
51:53Your house was placed on the vacation watch starting tonight. Saw the Honda parked on the street, lights on in the house. Figured we'd check in.
52:02That's my son's car. I told him to pull it into the garage before we left.
52:06So you are going on vacation?
52:08Oh, yeah, bright and early tomorrow morning. My wife must have given you the wrong day when she called it in.
52:12No worries. Have a great trip.
52:15Thanks, you guys.
52:16I appreciate it.
52:17I don't know what I was thinking. Well, that's not true.
52:36I don't know what I was thinking. Well, that's not true. I was thinking that Peter and Diane Miller were assholes and they didn't deserve all of this.
52:45And I was thinking that there were plenty of assholes just like them in the neighborhood, with houses just like this, filled with expensive shit just like this that would never be missed.
52:55Piles of forgotten wealth just lying around in drawers where they were doing no one any good.
53:00I knew this, because up until a little while ago, I'd been one of those assholes.
53:17I was thinking about alimony, child support, legal fees, two houses, a maxed out home equity line, tuition, property taxes, health insurance premiums, SAT tutoring.