Plead The Fifth: Did Meredith Ever Have A GirlFriend That Was Too Hot And Slutty To Be Around Her Man?
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Man, Meredith is headed up there, and she's doing the pee-pee dance.
00:07I am.
00:08Meredith had to go to the bathroom, and we went on live, and she chose to skip it,
00:12which means this is going to be interesting.
00:14Well, I feel like I only had two minutes.
00:16That's not enough time.
00:16You had two minutes and 30 seconds.
00:17Yeah, but I take longer time to wash my hands now, and I don't want to just run in here.
00:21Oh, so before we was just getting all kind of nastiness on your hands.
00:25It was a little quicker.
00:26Back in the day, I'm not going to lie.
00:27Now, with Dorona, we get the whole surgical thing.
00:30I got to get in there.
00:32All right, so we got three questions that come from the room.
00:34We have three questions that come from the listening audience.
00:37You have one pass, and your pass, just in case people don't know, is...
00:41I plead the fifth.
00:43That's right, Dave Chappelle.
00:44All right, who did a great job on SNL Saturday night, by the way, and I got a lot of hell by
00:49that.
00:50So, who is first?
00:52I'm first.
00:52Are you first?
00:53No, I'm going.
00:53You're first.
00:54I got something.
00:55Buck Nasty is going first.
00:57All right, Meredith.
00:58Meredith, have you ever stopped being friends with one of your girlfriends because she was
01:03super hot and a super slut, and you thought it might interfere with your marriage?
01:07Where is she at?
01:11We don't know her?
01:13Let me see here.
01:15I've had to end a relationship because I thought she was super hot.
01:20I mean, super fine.
01:22Okay.
01:22And then, but this wasn't with my husband.
01:25This was with an ex, and then she ended up sleeping with my ex after we broke up, like
01:29right after we broke up.
01:30So, you do.
01:31So, that makes...
01:32I obviously made the right decision to kind of end it.
01:36Really?
01:36Too hot to be around?
01:37It wasn't just too hot.
01:38It was just she was acting inappropriately around my man, like too flirtatious, sitting
01:43too close, you know, like legs touching and stuff.
01:46You know when you're sitting on the couch or anything?
01:48Like, you just get a vibe, and so I knew that something was kind of up.
01:52Like, there was two inches between you and your man, but there was no inches between her
01:55and your man.
01:56Yeah.
01:56Nice.
01:57Yeah, some issues there.
01:58So, yes, there have been females in the past that have...
02:01Yeah, you get a vibe from that, and you just want to end it.
02:03You don't want to deal with it.
02:04Okay.
02:05All right.
02:06Let's see.
02:06My question for you.
02:08This week, we had a confession at seven, which was about numbers.
02:12Yeah.
02:12The lady's number, the man's number, and I remember you saying that Anthony has been
02:18adamant to not get into that conversation with you.
02:21No.
02:21So, you have tried to have this conversation with him.
02:25Many times.
02:25Because you wanted to get his number.
02:27Right.
02:27And we've all agreed that numbers are pretty much should be treated like religion, politics,
02:34and money.
02:34Right.
02:34There's just really no need to talk about it.
02:36Right.
02:36So, with that being said, Meredith, since you don't know Anthony's number...
02:43I don't.
02:44...but you do know yours...
02:45I do.
02:46...whose number do you think is higher?
02:50Anthony's or yours?
02:53So, I have put a lot of thought into this, obviously.
02:57I have thought about this a lot privately.
03:00I think that there's a reason why he won't tell me, and I think it's because I'm serious,
03:04and I think it's because he had a lot of fun growing up in St. Pete, especially in high
03:09school, and he went to Gainesville, you know, right by UF, all that stuff.
03:15He was there for a while, so I think it's him.
03:18That's why he won't tell me.
03:20He doesn't want to have the argument or the conversation or, like, because, you know,
03:23it's not just the number.
03:24I'll be like, oh, when did, you know, these happen, or, you know, was that in Gainesville,
03:28you know, this in high school?
03:29Well, no wonder he don't want to tell you, because he don't want to know all the backstory.
03:32Not that the conversation will happen at that moment, but I don't know.
03:36Eventually, I'll have a glass of wine.
03:38I'll be like, so, let's see, you know, what happened here?
03:41And you know how those girls are.
03:42Okay.
03:43I'll be thinking about it too much.
03:44All right, Davi, you're next up.
03:45Okay, Meredith.
03:46So, somebody at Wild 94.1 has the brilliant idea that we all go on a field trip.
03:52You, me, Orlando, Babs, Buckwheat, Stiffy, and Joey.
03:57We're going to the four seasons.
03:58We are going to, we're going to a nude beach.
04:02Oh, damn.
04:03My question is, who are you looking at, and who are you looking away from?
04:09Let me just take this shirt off now.
04:12Let me just start taking this off now.
04:14I think first, I will be looking at Babs, first off and foremost.
04:18Why Babs first?
04:19It's just, you know, the two of us ladies there.
04:22Because that's the easy answer.
04:23Yeah, that would be the easiest answer right there.
04:26Um, then, well, I work with both of you guys on a daily basis, so I'm definitely going
04:31to be checking you guys.
04:31You undress us, you undress us with your eyes anyway.
04:33All day.
04:35No, but I'm definitely, because I see you guys clothed.
04:38Stop posing.
04:39What, I'm just saying, I'm trying to give you something to look at.
04:42Put down your armpits.
04:45Yeah, I think I'll be checking you guys out first and foremost.
04:47I've never seen you guys, well, I've seen somebody butt naked in this room unintentionally
04:53before, so.
04:54It happens.
04:58But yeah, I'd definitely be checking you guys out first.
05:00All right.
05:01If not Babs.
05:01But who are you looking away from?
05:02Who am I looking away from?
05:03Who don't you want to see naked?
05:06Yeah.
05:07Uh-huh.
05:08It's a whole bunch of sharp pay up under here.
05:09I get really shy and embarrassed, so I'll go with somebody I don't really spend that
05:15much time with, maybe.
05:16Like who?
05:17I'll say Joey.
05:18Just because I don't spend that much time with him.
05:20And if I saw it, I'd be like, oh!
05:22Yeah, he'd be surprised.
05:24He'd be like, Joey, I had no idea.
05:26Oh, hey.
05:27Okay.
05:28All right.
05:28That was weird.
05:29All right, let's see here.
05:31And Buck is really mad that you left him out of that, by the way.
05:33Buck was like, wow, he can't get naked, dog.
05:36Oh, my bad, Buck.
05:37Buck wants to be naked, too, with you.
05:39You can come get naked with me.
05:40No, I'm good.
05:42I'm good now.
05:43Can we ISO that?
05:44Yes.
05:44Yes.
05:45Yes, we can.
05:45Davi invited Buck to go get naked.
05:48Can we do that?
05:48Don't want any hurt feelings.
05:49Wow.
05:50All right, well, let's see here.
05:51We have a call on the line for you.
05:54Rondula is on the phone.
05:55How you doing this morning?
05:57Good morning.
05:58How are you?
05:58Oh, doing great.
05:59You got a question for Meredith this morning?
06:02Orlando, say my name.
06:04How you feel?
06:04How you feel?
06:06Rondula, what's up, baby?
06:08What's up?
06:09You know what it is.
06:11You know what it is.
06:13Miss Meredith, you know what?
06:15I got to make this happen.
06:17And I'm so glad I got in on this one right here.
06:21Okay.
06:22You know, we have to, God, sometimes we have to do what's right to get that bag, right?
06:28Yeah.
06:28Uh-huh.
06:29Okay.
06:30So, in trying to get that bag, you know, Orlando is a powerful person, right?
06:36Yes.
06:38We don't like where this is going.
06:40We paused for a second.
06:41You're like, oh, where is this going?
06:43You see how she said that yes one, right?
06:47Yeah.
06:47So, who would you do with Orlando to try to get that bag?
06:51What?
06:51How would you do that?
06:53What?
06:53Uh, what?
06:55I don't understand the question.
06:56Uh, what would I do with or for?
06:58To get the bag.
07:00To get the bag.
07:01She's already getting the bag.
07:02I signed this thing called her contract.
07:04No, no, no.
07:05How low would you go to get that bag, honey?
07:09Oh.
07:10Well, I, there was a rumor, um, spread that I had slept with, uh, uh, uh, a host or two
07:17or even a PD in my past.
07:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:21Which was false.
07:22Orlando.
07:23What?
07:24I mean, listen, she's answering the question.
07:26Yeah, yeah.
07:27And so, I, uh, and it never, it never happened and there were always rumors that it did happen.
07:32So, um, I've, I can say honestly and openly that I'm not going to sleep with my boss to
07:38get a certain position if that's the case and I'm just going to go find that position
07:42some other place.
07:43Yeah, you're not going to do it to get the bag.
07:45Right.
07:46That's just, that's just me.
07:46I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of other women that, or guys that want to go out there and
07:50do that.
07:50That's totally fine.
07:51But for me, I want to, um, you know, get my accomplishments the way it's deserved.
07:54And Ronjula, I don't offer any bags for any kind of conquest like that.
07:59Like I did.
08:00How much you offer it, though?
08:01For real.
08:02Like, I mean, you know, she got to accept it, but I got to offer it.
08:04I ain't.
08:05Uh-uh, Ronjula.
08:06Say, Orlando, come on now.
08:09You done got sexy.
08:10You done got some of that bag off of you.
08:13And, and even when you had the bag on you, you still was sexy.
08:17Oh, come on now.
08:18Talk that job, Ronjula.
08:19Yeah.
08:20He feels good today.
08:21You got me smiling up in here.
08:23I appreciate it.
08:24But yeah, we, we, I ain't offering no bags.
08:26She ain't accepting no bags.
08:27All right?
08:27Ronjula, thank you for checking in, sweetie.
08:29We appreciate you.
08:32You have a nice day, Meredith.
08:33I love you, y'all.
08:34Aw.
08:35Okay, too.
08:36All right.
08:36She's funny.
08:37Let's see.
08:38Jean's on the line.
08:39Jean.
08:40What's up?
08:41What's up?
08:41How you doing this morning?
08:42I'm good.
08:44How are y'all?
08:45We are great.
08:46You have a question for Meredith this morning?
08:48I sure do.
08:50Good morning, Meredith.
08:51Morning.
08:52So my, my question to you is if Anthony was in the room, he can only watch.
08:58He can't participate.
09:00Which celebrity, man or woman, would you do it with?
09:03Hmm.
09:04Hmm.
09:04And he, and he can watch.
09:08He would have to watch her do it.
09:10Well, I'd do a little something for my man then.
09:13No, that ain't the question.
09:14No, that ain't the question.
09:15He's, he's watching, right?
09:16He's going to watch.
09:17He's about a celebrity.
09:18Yeah, I know.
09:19So I'm going to pick a female and help out Anthony a little bit.
09:23Oh, man.
09:24And I, well, I'll enjoy, I'll enjoy, I'll enjoy.
09:28Loophole.
09:28Why do you guys want me to pick a guy so he can suffer?
09:31Because it's more, it's more awkward for Anthony.
09:33I mean, he's going to enjoy watching you with a girl when she's talking about a dude.
09:37Okay.
09:38Oh, this is destroy him.
09:40Yes.
09:40He would have to stand there and watch somebody serve his lady.
09:43If I was to really destroy him, I'm going to pick the rock.
09:47Oh, that'll do it.
09:49Yeah, that'll do it.
09:50Plus he grew up watching him.
09:52So did you guys as a wrestler.
09:54Never watch him again.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Hands in it.
09:55Do you smell what I'm cooking?
09:59The rock.
10:00Okay.
10:01A little bit of Meredith.
10:02The rock.
10:02Okay.
10:03All right.
10:03Good question.
10:03There we go.
10:04All right.
10:04Thank you, Gene.
10:05I appreciate it.
10:06Okay.
10:07If I'm really going to, you know, hurt somebody, I guess.
10:08That would hurt his feelings.
10:09Yeah.
10:10In all kinds of ways.
10:11Yes.
10:11I'm thinking.
10:12All right.
10:13Let's see here.
10:14We, the other one fell off the line.
10:16Yeah, that one hung up.
10:17I have a text out the 863.
10:19It says, Meredith, which one of your friends has the
10:22most attractive, significant other and why?
10:26Let me think.
10:27Let me think.
10:28Let me think.
10:29Watch them not invite you over anymore.
10:31Right.
10:31And so I'm like, should I use my plate here?
10:34Not a bad time to use it.
10:35I mean, I'm just saying.
10:38Yeah.
10:38I'm going to go ahead and plead the fifth.
10:40Why?
10:40Just because I don't want anybody feeling some type of way,
10:42either when it comes to friendships or my man or like
10:45anything like that.
10:46Really?
10:46Because something would probably happen after I say that.
10:49Okay.
10:49Before I hit your button, is there anybody who comes to mind?
10:52Yes.
10:54I plead the fifth.
10:57I plead the fifth.
10:58Five.
10:59One, two, three, four, five.
11:01She is not trying to break up any households.
11:03Yeah.
11:03Okay.
11:04All right.
11:04Any boomerangs that you're thinking of?
11:07Yes.
11:08What about, what was yours, Buck?
11:11Have you had to cut off any sluts?
11:14Okay.
11:15Okay.
11:15All right.
11:16I just wanted to say that.
11:16All right.
11:17All right.
11:17Any friendships that have, you know,
11:20thinking they're going to sleep with your significant other?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Let's do that one.
11:24All right.
11:25Have you ever had to cut off somebody because they were going to sleep
11:29with your significant other?
11:31Or you got the kind of vibe.
11:32Yeah.
11:33Or you got a bad vibe from them?
11:35I can honestly say I have not.
11:38I've never had that issue.
11:40I feel like that's something that men typically don't go through,
11:44at least not as common as women.
11:46Well, men don't trust anyway.
11:49Yeah.
11:49So we are.
11:50We are.
11:50I've never had to cut somebody off because he was banging too many girls
11:55or he was being slutty.
11:56Well, trying to get with your girl.
11:58It's never happened.
11:59Yeah.
11:59I haven't had that issue.
12:01I've had, I've known people who were trying,
12:04but they weren't necessarily in my circle.
12:07Okay.
12:07Like, you know,
12:08and so I didn't really have to vote them off any islands
12:10because I just knew they were shooting shots.
12:12Well, guys are more easygoing, I guess,
12:14about all that stuff anyway.
12:15It's not really easygoing.
12:17It's just like, you just can't do anything about it.
12:19Like, if I ain't your friend, what am I going to do?
12:21Like, vote you off the world?
12:22Like, you know, like you trying to shoot your shot.
12:25Well, when I first met my wife,
12:27I had a roommate, this guy, Kenneth,
12:30and she would come over and I was trying to be nice
12:32and do the dating thing.
12:34And he'd walk out after a workout,
12:37all sweaty with no shirt on,
12:39just a towel.
12:40And I'm like, oh, damn,
12:42we got to move out of here.
12:44It's time to buy a house, honey.
12:45But did he do that when your girl wasn't there?
12:48Yeah.
12:49Okay, so this was just normal for him.
12:50He was a man whore.
12:51And this was normal for no shirt.
12:54He just didn't mind.
12:55No, that was his style.
12:56And then he would definitely walk out
12:57with your girl there, too.
12:58Oh, yeah, he didn't care.
12:59Okay.
13:00And he'd ask her to bring some friends.
13:02Yeah.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:03That sounds like fun.
13:04Well, now we see why you was living with me.
13:05Orlando and the Freak.