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00:00Music
00:25Stop ignoring my calls, Kenny.
00:27I need an answer today.
00:30All right?
00:35What are you doing here?
00:36I'd ask you the same question.
00:37What's going on?
00:38Nothing.
00:40Why?
00:41You got in late last night.
00:42You said three words.
00:43Then you set off for work at seven on a bank holiday.
00:45I can hear your brain whirring, Caleb.
00:48I wish you didn't know me so well.
00:50Yeah, well, tough.
00:50I do.
00:51So tell me.
00:54You'll need to sit down for this.
00:57Do you win anything?
00:58Like a car or a holiday?
01:01Oh, it sounded like Yorkshire Hero 2025.
01:04It'd probably just be a certificate or something.
01:06Let's have a look.
01:09You're up against a kid with one leg who's raising off her CT scanner.
01:13You've got no chance, mate.
01:14You've got every chance, pal.
01:15Well, I just appreciate being nominated.
01:18Right, is that why you've brought us?
01:19So you can show them off?
01:21No, actually it's not.
01:22I had something that I'd like to ask you.
01:26Victoria's gonna be John's best woman.
01:29Um, so I wanted to ask you if you'd be my best man.
01:36Really?
01:37Yeah.
01:39Oh, yeah, of course.
01:40I'd love to.
01:41Can I give you a cuddle?
01:42No.
01:43Okay.
01:45Well, we all know who's gonna be best.
01:47Well, your first job is to sort the stag-do out a joint one.
01:51So, thinking cap's firmly on.
01:54Captain.
01:55And don't mess this up, mate.
01:56I'm not having Vic putting all the effort in.
01:58Shut up.
01:59At least I didn't get my own fiancée to nominate me for some crummy prize.
02:02Well, I didn't do that, did I?
02:03So, it's not.
02:04I wonder who did nominate you?
02:06Jacob?
02:06Yeah, could be.
02:07Well, it could be anyone, really.
02:09Well, it definitely wasn't Kerry.
02:11Just a joke.
02:12Well, you're my Yorkshire hero, 2025, even if you don't win.
02:17I will win.
02:25How the hell did he organise that?
02:29Friends in out of places.
02:31Kim?
02:32No.
02:33No, this is all Joe.
02:35You could have died, and I would never have known.
02:39No, no, don't go and see him.
02:41I'm not.
02:42Although I would like to remove all of his organs, particularly one.
02:45We're going to the police, which we should have done last night if you'd have told me.
02:47We can't.
02:48Why not?
02:54Caleb, tell me why we can't go to the police.
02:55Because he's sort of figured it out.
02:58What do you mean, sort of?
02:59He thinks that I did Anthony in.
03:03What?
03:05After Steph told him that they weren't related,
03:07and then after seeing me and you in the woods,
03:09he's started doing some digging.
03:11He's figured out there's so much going on,
03:15and he's threatening to go to the police.
03:19Steph will not cope with an interrogation.
03:23She is barely holding it together as it is.
03:25Oh, my God, this is all going to explode in our faces.
03:27No, no, no, it won't.
03:29It won't happen.
03:30I won't let it, I promise.
03:33Well, me and him, we're...
03:34we're deadlocked.
03:38Well, if you don't go to the police, then he won't.
03:41Yeah.
03:41And do you trust someone who stole your kidney?
03:48What you honestly believe,
03:49someone like that is going to keep quiet?
03:53Well, make sure he does.
03:54I mean, I would ask if you wanted to join,
04:13but I'm not sure you're a fan of Big Hero 6.
04:16Yeah.
04:20Earth to Joe.
04:22Hmm?
04:23Ooh.
04:24You okay?
04:25Yeah, no, just still...
04:27still twinges every now and then.
04:29What did you say?
04:31Nothing important.
04:32Hey, it is important.
04:34You're important.
04:34I'm dreading seeing Billy.
04:38Yeah.
04:39The worst bit's over.
04:43I'm sorry, I can come back.
04:46It's fine.
04:47Just need to grab.
04:52Oh, erm...
04:54the kids are really looking forward to
04:55going on the egg hunt on Monday.
04:58Not sure what you want to do about that, no?
05:00I should probably take off.
05:02Enjoy the movie.
05:03All right?
05:11Look, can we talk later?
05:13Yeah.
05:14About the egg hunt?
05:16Well, no, more I meant, like...
05:19about what we're going to tell the kids
05:21and about living arrangements.
05:25Yeah, come back at lunch.
05:27You can talk then.
05:33Sarah said you was here.
05:41She was right.
05:43Did you get my voicemail?
05:45I did.
05:46And?
05:47And I'm not killing him.
05:48And neither are you.
05:49Right, everyone's out.
05:54Come on.
05:55Is that you, Mark?
05:59No, it's me!
06:02I thought you were at work.
06:04I will be in a couple of minutes.
06:05What are you doing, Mark?
06:06I had a cancellation
06:07and I've not had any breakfast
06:08so I came for something to eat.
06:10Well, help yourself
06:11to the one final cheese string
06:12left in the fridge.
06:14Sorry, I've got to do a shop.
06:15No, I need to go.
06:16Later, stay at us.
06:17Right, see ya.
06:18Bye.
06:21Is she gone?
06:23Yes, I think so.
06:23Well, you thought we were on kiddos.
06:27What on earth are you doing
06:28sneaking around like that?
06:29Isn't that my line?
06:30She was just gonna show me
06:31her slipknot posters.
06:33Yeah, yeah.
06:34I've heard that one
06:34a million times before.
06:35A million?
06:37How many lads have you had up there?
06:38Excuse me,
06:39are you calling my granddaughter
06:40a slapper?
06:40No, actually, you were.
06:42I think she's confusing me
06:43with herself.
06:44Hey!
06:44Do you still want to see
06:45those posters?
06:45Damn right I do.
06:47You're gonna be late for work.
06:51You're just angry.
06:53He got some scumbag
06:54to stab me.
06:56Then he had a doctor
06:57slice me open
06:57so that he could
06:58nick me kidney.
06:59All the while,
07:00he's playing the hero
07:01and now,
07:01now he's got the balls
07:02to try and blackmail me.
07:04Yeah, too right I'm angry.
07:05He's not gonna say anything.
07:07What, do you trust him?
07:08He's got too much
07:08to lose just like you.
07:10And if his secret gets out
07:11then he's done for.
07:12He's said as much.
07:13Answer the question.
07:14Do you trust him?
07:17No.
07:18Exactly.
07:19He's dangerous.
07:20Look, Ruby's
07:21flipping out.
07:22I can't risk
07:23anything happening to her.
07:24Steph's on the edge
07:25of her breakdown
07:25and if the police
07:26start digging,
07:27which they will,
07:29then you,
07:29Chas, Aaron
07:30and John
07:31could all end up inside.
07:32He could tear our family
07:33apart like that.
07:35But if he's out of the way,
07:37it's problem solved.
07:39So what?
07:41Stab him,
07:42shoot him,
07:42strangle him?
07:43Don't take the mic.
07:43I'm not.
07:44I'm just trying to make you
07:44see how stupid this is.
07:46And you know it is.
07:48Look, I'll help you
07:49find a way to stop him
07:50but kill him.
07:51No.
07:51You still owe me one.
07:54I know I do.
07:56But not like this.
08:06She is 19 years old.
08:07I know.
08:09But you know,
08:09I basically let it happen
08:11under my roof.
08:12We do it under your roof.
08:14On the sofa,
08:16in the kitchen,
08:16on the stairs.
08:17All right.
08:18All right.
08:19It's not the same
08:20though, is it?
08:22I need to have a word
08:23with you.
08:23You watch the bar
08:24for a bit.
08:25Just,
08:26like a run-around of my life.
08:27Ruin it, more like.
08:29Oh, fine.
08:31So go on then,
08:31am I going to be
08:32expecting you
08:33rolling home drunk tonight?
08:34No,
08:35I'll have one more
08:35and then I'm done.
08:37Come on,
08:38cheer up.
08:38He's asked you to be
08:39best man,
08:40not most miserable man.
08:42You're Aaron's best man?
08:44Yeah.
08:45You look surprised.
08:47No,
08:47no,
08:48not at all.
08:48Just,
08:49er,
08:49don't let my son down
08:50because he deserves
08:50the best stag do ever.
08:53She sounds like John.
08:55They both start
08:56to sound the same.
08:56Just ignore them both.
08:58Hey,
08:59I've got faith in you, babe.
09:00Yeah.
09:05So,
09:05strippers.
09:06Oh,
09:07yeah.
09:07Yeah,
09:08write that down,
09:08Vic.
09:08Yeah,
09:09yes,
09:09please.
09:10Er,
09:10two firemen
09:11with really big hoses.
09:12Yes.
09:13Oh,
09:14no.
09:15Scratch that then.
09:16You're an idiot.
09:17Don't worry,
09:17we don't want strippers anyway.
09:19Right,
09:19we'll go to,
09:19er,
09:20Amsterdam.
09:21Well,
09:21you're not coming
09:22on the stag do,
09:22so.
09:23Right,
09:23fine,
09:23I'll go on his stag then.
09:24No,
09:24because mothers and mother-in-laws
09:26aren't invited.
09:27John,
09:27do you think that your mother-in-law
09:29from hell
09:29needs to go on the stag do?
09:32Er,
09:32erm,
09:33what?
09:34Look at his face,
09:36I'm only kidding.
09:37He's giving me no strippers anyway,
09:38so there's no point.
09:39Enjoy.
09:41Lemonade,
09:47please.
09:48Oh,
09:49I'm only gonna be a millionaire
09:50with that drink,
09:51am I?
09:52Well,
09:53Sam's giving me another
09:54dirt bike session later,
09:54I need to be focused.
09:56Oh,
09:56in that case,
09:57it's on the house.
09:57Because if I've got anything
09:58to do with this,
09:59you are gonna train like mad
10:00and wipe the floor with that cammy,
10:01do you hear me?
10:02You really don't like him,
10:03do you?
10:03Come on,
10:04do you?
10:04Hmm.
10:05Hmm.
10:05If you wanted to meet,
10:18at least be on time.
10:19you,
10:21hmm?
10:22You.
10:22Hmm.
10:23Hmm.
10:24Hmm.
10:24Hmm.
10:24Hmm.
10:24Hmm.
10:25Hmm.
10:44Hmm.
10:45you idiot leave it you could have killed me yeah that was a point I came here to hear you out
11:00you said you wanted to talk I said I knew you're gonna do something like this just get yourself
11:04out of here yeah happy to this is not over I hope not don't just go
11:15you're a joke do you know that if I'd have stopped you you'd be inside and then where would Ruby and
11:23Steph be eh are you serious all you've done is put our family in more danger he'll be driving
11:28straight to the police now well if he does it's on you don't let work interfere with your shopping
11:35spree but okay right sorry what needs doing nothing because I have done it all great well
11:41you go and have a nice little break and I'll take care of things from now on why is Bob texting you
11:48that Cammy's back at the garage have you got Bob spying for you no don't lie to me oh what's he
11:55done now to get your knickers in a twist well he's he's very cheeky and he's having sex with Sarah in
12:02my house oh good god sling him in jail all right I know it's not that bad I also know that it's a bad
12:10influence is this not the same lad who offered to take the fall for Sarah maybe you need to focus on
12:17her she is the one that's on the rob and locking poor rodders in the back of a van well I am worried
12:22about her and that is why I'm worried about him is she happy oh maybe I'll take that as a yes then
12:30leave her be you know what you're doing my head in I'm going on my break well hang on a minute
12:36why is she sober in 10 minutes I don't go too far I need to see a guy about a dirt bike
12:41you've got enough stags here to start your own deer sanctuary what about you names mates numbers
12:51well he's he's got me hasn't he and Aaron's family well that doesn't count anyone else it's a joint
13:00stags they're all going to be there for both of us right well this my round yeah same again yeah
13:05ta I'll go through the list tonight and get rid of some of my names are you sure yeah it's not
13:15really fair on it is it and just make sure that you don't tell him are we not going to talk about
13:20the fact that it's weird that he doesn't have any mates well how many have you got that's a great point
13:24hey you missed one oh rough day I had a bit of a knock what do you mean a knock
13:36don't worry about it how's Billy after I left yeah fine I mean I've told him we need to talk
13:41about living arrangements and telling the kids so he's going to be back any minute
13:44you made the right decision for you and for the kids yeah if we're going to move forward we can't
13:50keep dragging up the past got to break that cycle no matter how tough it is wise words good luck
13:59try to brew just to get this over with
14:09please don't tell me he's given up already
14:19eh no he's just gone for a waz
14:21ah is he any good what going to the toilet
14:25no he's quite good for a beginner
14:27good so he's not going to end up dead in a ditch
14:30no he's a natural
14:31great so the race is definitely on then
14:33take that as a compliment
14:35well done you
14:37hey Sam's a good teacher
14:38right what's the first rule of dirt biking
14:41keep your mouth closed
14:43exactly
14:44the only one eating dirt should be
14:46Cammy
14:46my guy
14:48right on your bike
14:49start her up
14:54I've made the best job we win
15:00right
15:01bye bye
15:02oh I meant to ask you how much am I getting for this
15:07well if you can make sure Jake will win do you get three beer
15:10for a week
15:11make it two
15:13but no win no beer
15:15okay
15:15I think we say
15:19we're still friends
15:22and we'll still spend loads of time together
15:26if that's what you want
15:30I think we're going to have to really look after Clemmie
15:36especially
15:36but if we do this
15:41properly
15:42they will understand Billy
15:45yeah I'm glad that they will
15:50because I don't
15:51don't get any of this
15:54please don't do this
15:55don't I know I wasn't perfect
15:58like can we not just at least talk about this
16:00like we've
16:01been through too much to just throw it all away
16:05I wouldn't have done this
16:10if I wasn't absolutely sure
16:12yeah okay
16:15I'll find somewhere else to live then
16:19probably for the best
16:22for the kids
16:25for me
16:25just one thing
16:29I don't think about
16:33I want to see the kids
16:35like a lot
16:36of course
16:39they're going to want to see you
16:41Billy
16:43you're never going to stop being in their lives
16:45anything else
16:50I think we should swerve the egg hunt
17:00just this year
17:03go-karting
17:21no I've already been
17:22absorbing
17:23I'm not throwing myself down some hill at a massive rubber ball
17:26you can't keep poo-pooing all our ideas
17:28then come up with some good ones and we'll agree with them
17:30don't we John
17:31yeah I'll do whatever
17:32just
17:33do you know what
17:35why are we even asking them
17:36you're the best man
17:38I'm best woman
17:39we decide
17:39no argument
17:41more for seats
17:41I'm going to get some more drinks
17:43is gran not around
17:49no she finished a while ago
17:50oh great
17:51we'll stay then
17:51cheeky
17:52although you might have to go on a charm offensive
17:55if this is serious
17:56yeah I'll win around
17:59no worries
18:00I've got serious frizz
18:02wow confident
18:02I like it
18:03drinks
18:04erm two orange juices please
18:05look maybe it would be a good idea
18:09if you can prove to my gran that she can trust you
18:10you've changed your tune
18:12before you were all
18:13talk to the hand granny
18:14I know but life would be so much easier if she liked you
18:16and
18:17she can hold a serious grudge
18:19yeah well I was serious about winning a round
18:21cos I'm serious about you
18:23John's still on the phone right
18:25erm yeah I think so
18:27good that gives me time
18:29time for what
18:30I'm going to email his old platoon
18:31see if I can find his mates
18:33Roger
18:34right the mum's going to bring the drinks over
18:37what you did on that
18:39none of your business
18:40did you
18:42really not nominate him
18:44no did I Eric
18:45he was one of his mad patients who loved his bedside manner
18:48hello
19:03yep this is him
19:06mmhmm
19:09well that's
19:10that's great
19:10so
19:12so when do they announce the winner
19:14well that's soon
19:17well I might have to come along to the ceremony I'd love to see him win
19:21yeah yeah
19:24yeah well erm
19:27since we last spoke he's saved another life
19:30mmhmm
19:31yeah a medical student actually called Jacob Gallagher
19:35Gallagher
19:38yeah
19:38yeah that's why I rang earlier
19:40I thought you might want to know
19:42just in case it helps him win
19:44listen erm
19:48John won't know who I nominated him
19:51will he
19:51spotlight should be on his heroics not on me
19:55great
19:58I take it your day hasn't improved
20:05well nor is mine
20:07I have been going over
20:09and over this in my head
20:10is Joe
20:13definitely
20:13going to keep quiet
20:15who knows
20:16I suppose you've told her everything
20:20if you come anywhere near my family again
20:23you will be looking for more than a new kidney
20:25have you got some sort of death wish turning up here again
20:27you couldn't even manage to bump me off
20:29so no I don't think so
20:30you didn't
20:32well you did
20:32you did
20:34bless him
20:34it was actually his brother who got involved and stopped him
20:37I'm starting to wonder
20:38whether
20:39you did even kill Anthony
20:41because you're not very good at it
20:42Cain will not be there
20:43I'll save you next time
20:45do you want to know what our problem is?
20:47well go on
20:49bet this is going to be good
20:51we're too similar
20:53I mean
20:53we both like being in charge
20:56we're both survivors
20:57okay let me stop you there
21:01we are not the same
21:03because I've got something that you haven't
21:05a big hole where your kidney should be
21:06I've got a family
21:08you see everything that I do
21:10I do for them
21:11everything that you do
21:12you do for yourself
21:13so don't you ever
21:16ever
21:17compare us again
21:19the door's there posh boy
21:21but we're not really finished though are we
21:26I think it's fair to say
21:27that this truce of ours is well and truly off the table
21:30you going to the police?
21:32no
21:32no neither of us are that stupid are we
21:35but we have started something
21:37and we do have to finish it
21:39well I'm ready
21:40you'll never be ready
21:43bye
22:03I'm ready
22:03I'm ready
22:04I'm ready
22:05I'm ready
22:07you