How to Make a Doll (1968)
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00:00:00The
00:04:23Class dismissed!
00:04:31Oh, Dr. Curley, you really know how to teach a class.
00:04:43I'm sorry.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:05:48Professor Percy Corley, one of the brilliant young men on the faculty.
00:05:53Dr. Corley has solved equations that have baffled the higher mathematicians since Einstein.
00:06:00But even though he knows every intimate secret of the relationship between X and Y,
00:06:06Dr. Corley is hopelessly lost, a mere babe in the woods,
00:06:10when it comes to the relationship between B and G, boys and girls.
00:06:16In matters of love, Dr. Corley is still in kindergarten.
00:06:21Could it be that there is something else?
00:06:23Could it be that girls are better than textbooks?
00:06:27I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:28I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:29I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:30I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:31I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:32I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:33I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:34I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:35I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:36I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:37I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:38I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:39I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:40I wonder what mother would say.
00:06:41I wonder what mother would say.
00:10:22How many more times do I have to tell you before you'll listen?
00:10:24Tell me what, darling?
00:10:30I'm 32 years old, mother.
00:10:3132.
00:10:32How much longer are you to keep calling me by that stupid baby pet name?
00:10:35How much longer?
00:10:36No.
00:10:37Oh, is that all you're upset about?
00:10:39I'm sorry, darling.
00:10:40I'll try harder to remember.
00:10:42Oh, no.
00:10:43Oh, no.
00:10:45Percy, where were you?
00:10:46Where have you been?
00:10:47I went for a walk.
00:10:48Alone?
00:10:49Don't I usually take my walks alone?
00:10:51Percy, a boy your age really should show some interest in girls.
00:10:56A boy?
00:10:57My age?
00:10:58It's not natural, Percy, you're having no interest in girls.
00:11:01Who says I hit now?
00:11:02Who says I have no interest in girls?
00:11:04I'm not queer, you know.
00:11:05Percy!
00:11:06Why don't you just forget it, mother?
00:11:08I worry about you, darling.
00:11:11You really should know some nice girls.
00:11:14I don't understand you, mother.
00:11:16I just don't understand you.
00:11:18For years, all I've been hearing is that there are no nice girls.
00:11:23Now that's all I hear.
00:11:27Go bake your cucumber pie.
00:11:29Percy, dear.
00:11:31Please, just forget it, mother.
00:11:34How can I forget it?
00:11:36Don't you think I ever want to know the joys of having my own grandchild?
00:11:41What do you want from me?
00:11:42I can't do it alone.
00:11:43You know that, don't you?
00:11:44I can't do it alone.
00:11:45Girls, they get paid for being nice to men.
00:11:51They tell me to keep my money.
00:11:53They don't want anything to do with a creep like me.
00:11:56Oh, you're not a creep, Fred.
00:11:58It's not you.
00:11:59I'm a creep.
00:12:00I'm a creep.
00:12:01I'm a creep.
00:12:02Creep!
00:12:03I'm a misfit that never should have happened.
00:12:10Go bake your pie, mother.
00:12:13Your cucumber pie.
00:12:14I'm going to the lab.
00:12:16Oh, dear.
00:12:17I forgot to tell you.
00:12:18Forgot to tell me what?
00:12:19Dr. West called while you were gone.
00:12:21He seemed very excited about something.
00:12:23He said you should go over to the lab right away.
00:12:26I promised I'd tell you.
00:12:28Thanks.
00:12:29Be sure you lock the door, Percy.
00:12:32A poor woman like me can't feel safe alone at night.
00:12:36What with all these sex fiends running loose these days.
00:12:41Watch your tie, dear.
00:12:45Watch your tie, dear.
00:12:47Watch your tie, dear.
00:12:48Watch your tie, dear.
00:12:52Have a nice day, dear.
00:13:07Look, this one right has been done.
00:13:11O Silvia morgue.
00:13:13Most computers are programmed to make possible man's conquest of space.
00:13:20Dr. Hamilcar West has poured 10 years into the creation of a supercomputer with just one aim,
00:13:28to make possible man's conquest of space.
00:13:32Dr. Hamilcar West has poured 10 years into the creation of a supercomputer with just one aim,
00:13:37to make possible on a scientific basis man's conquest of women.
00:13:46Dr. Hamilcar West has poured 10 years into the creation of a supercomputer with just one aim,
00:13:49to make possible on a scientific basis man's conquest of women.
00:13:53Dr. Hamilcar West, something troubling you, my boy?
00:13:57I spoke to your mother this afternoon. Did she tell you?
00:14:00Dr. Hamilcar West, well, cheer up, my boy.
00:14:02I've got some news about the secret project.
00:14:05Dr. Hamilcar West, my boy. Listen to this.
00:14:07I was sitting in my bathtub this afternoon.
00:14:09Well, it's not really a bathtub. It's a hip bath.
00:14:12And I shouted,
00:14:13Eureka! I found it!
00:14:15Dr. Hamilcar West, the answer to the problem.
00:14:16Dr. Hamilcar West, no, the soap.
00:14:18Then it hit me.
00:14:19Dr. Hamilcar West, the answer.
00:14:20Dr. Hamilcar West, no, the soap dish.
00:14:22Dr. Hamilcar West, well, anyway, you remember that oscillating amplifier
00:14:26that couldn't generate a signal beyond at 26.3 decibels?
00:14:29Dr. Hamilcar West, well, what do you think I did?
00:14:31Dr. Hamilcar West, no, I turned off the hot water.
00:14:34Then everything became clean.
00:14:36Dr. The answer?
00:14:37Dr. No, no, all the water went out of the bathtub.
00:14:40And as I sat there, marveling at the Miracle of Nature,
00:14:43that makes it possible for us to get hot and cold water when it will be wanted,
00:14:47and I said to myself, Hamilcar, that's my name, you know.
00:14:50Dr. Hamilcar, you old...
00:14:52Dr. The goat!
00:14:53Dr. Hamilcar, you old reprobate.
00:14:55If we can have hot and cold running water,
00:14:57we can have hot and cold amperages.
00:14:59And then I pulled out my...
00:15:00Dr. Scrum driver!
00:15:01Dr. My thumb, and you know what?
00:15:03Dr. The average doubled.
00:15:05Dr. All the water went out of the tub.
00:15:07So I came down here and rewired the oscillator, and you know what?
00:15:12Dr. You solved it.
00:15:14Dr. No, I hit my thumb with a hammer.
00:15:16The same thumb I had in the bathtub.
00:15:18The thumb that is not the hammer.
00:15:20I never take a hammer into the bathtub.
00:15:22It rusts, you know.
00:15:23Amazing coincidence.
00:15:24Dr. That you hit your thumb with a hammer?
00:15:26Dr. No, of course not.
00:15:27Dr. As a matter of fact, the thing didn't work at all.
00:15:31But then I took the 6SN7 tube and made it in series with the grid.
00:15:37And then when the tape deck hits the 26,000 sight bolts,
00:15:40why, the voltage in the grid builds up to 50,000 ohms.
00:15:44And when it gets to 50,000 ohms, anything can happen.
00:15:47Dr. Your thought with the hammer, you mean?
00:15:49Dr. Oh, Percy, you're just not with it at all.
00:15:52Dr. As a matter of fact, that hammer was the same color as the bathrobe
00:15:56my mother gave me for my 14th birthday.
00:15:59No, I'm wrong.
00:16:00It was my 37th birthday.
00:16:02The mind plays tricks, eh, boy?
00:16:04Well, I was standing holding my thumb and it came to me.
00:16:08The answer?
00:16:09Dr. No.
00:16:10The telegram from the Institute of Physical Science.
00:16:13And you know what was in it?
00:16:15The answer to that equation we sent them.
00:16:17Dr. Well, not quite.
00:16:18They said I neglected to pay my dues.
00:16:20So I decided to compute the solution myself.
00:16:23And I did.
00:16:24You found the solution?
00:16:26Dr. No.
00:16:27I paid my dues.
00:16:28I sent them a check tonight.
00:16:30By gum, now that I think of it, I didn't sign the check.
00:16:34But I didn't adjust the envelope anyway.
00:16:37My boy, I've computed that if x equals the energy stored in the ergs,
00:16:43then of the transforming generator, and xy must equal the transforming generator plus the exchange cycle.
00:16:53Look what I did.
00:16:54You hooked the transformer and the generator in parallel.
00:16:58No.
00:16:59I thought of my way to sell it by ear shaping them.
00:17:01Your ear?
00:17:02Well, anyway, you were almost right, my boy.
00:17:05I hooked the transformer and generator in series, not parallel.
00:17:08And almost knocked the main fuse right out of the box I did.
00:17:11How about that?
00:17:12How do you cut your ear shaving?
00:17:14Well, my boy, when I blew out the main fuse, the basketball team were mighty sore.
00:17:18They were.
00:17:19You played in the gymnasium?
00:17:20No.
00:17:21They were petting in the basement where the fuse box is.
00:17:23But I digress.
00:17:24When I replaced the main, it hit me like lightning.
00:17:28The answer?
00:17:29No.
00:17:30The electricity.
00:17:31I was standing in a puddle of water.
00:17:33Feels like lightning, I'm told.
00:17:35But then I came back here and I sat down to work in earnest.
00:17:39I still don't see any of your ears shaved.
00:17:41Well, it's easy.
00:17:42Anyone can do it.
00:17:44Just turn your head when you're not looking.
00:17:47Turn your head when you're not looking?
00:17:49That's right.
00:17:50That's exactly right.
00:17:51So I figured that if wiring the generator and the transformer into the feeder capacitors
00:17:59and then by slowly building up the resistors on the sig pulse, I would have it.
00:18:06And it worked.
00:18:07Turn your head when you're not looking.
00:18:10I said it worked.
00:18:12Not looking?
00:18:14Where?
00:18:15It worked!
00:18:16It worked?
00:18:17It worked!
00:18:18It worked!
00:18:19It worked!
00:18:20It worked!
00:18:21It worked!
00:18:22It worked!
00:18:23Come over here and I'll show you, my boy.
00:18:24I have a reprogrammed this machine to do some sort of a holographic self structure.
00:18:29Otherwise the fear can't be devastated.
00:18:31Now look at this wiring.
00:18:32I read I ran the whole installation so that we can introduce time amplification of the terminals.
00:18:38Now you can see the system here which is directly into the oscillator.
00:18:42Now it's been directly into the oscillator.
00:18:44Now you see the
00:18:49and
00:19:05Let's go.
00:19:35Let's go.
00:20:05Let's go.
00:20:35Let's go.
00:21:05Let's go.
00:21:17Let's go.
00:21:19Grab it.
00:21:21Grab it.
00:21:23Let's go.
00:21:31Let's go.
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00:22:13Percy, here's where you can add another oak leaf cluster to that brain of yours.
00:22:18Now, I'm able to make the lower vertebrae forms,
00:22:21but I don't have the proper equations for the higher forms.
00:22:24Imagine what we could do if we could make realistic animals.
00:22:28Realistic in every way.
00:22:35And then we can reverse the machine and make them disappear
00:22:39and bring them back whenever we want.
00:22:43Why? Why?
00:22:45We can make beautiful women in there.
00:22:47In there?
00:22:49It's too uncomfortable.
00:22:51Women.
00:22:53They're...
00:22:55I understand they're very difficult to make.
00:22:59And expensive, too.
00:23:01Nonsense, my boy.
00:23:03If we figure out the right equations,
00:23:05they're no more expensive than one of these cards.
00:23:08And when we're through with them...
00:23:11Percy, my boy.
00:23:13With your brain, all you could have is up to...
00:23:16up to you in the beautiful world.
00:23:18Try it, Percy.
00:23:23Instant women.
00:23:25And no mourning after.
00:23:41At the best.
00:23:44Blue baby.
00:23:46I'll try it.
00:23:47Who's up?
00:23:48Sure.
00:23:49I linguist.
00:23:50I fed us.
00:23:55Little brain cancer.
00:23:59Monet.
00:24:00вой to the женщine.
00:24:01Come.
00:24:02I take my two fertig группers.
00:24:03That's all.
00:24:04There are a little bit of ''90 women''
00:24:06Yer!
00:24:18Yer!
00:24:21Fui!
00:24:36The End
00:25:06Oh!
00:25:14Oh, so sorry, please!
00:25:36Oh, well, I guess that's what you could call a near miss, my boy.
00:25:44Graham?
00:25:45Peppily all warm, my boy.
00:25:50Oh, well, I guess that's what you could call a near miss, my boy.
00:25:57Graham?
00:25:58Peppily all warm, my boy.
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00:29:32How
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00:29:36sports
00:29:37fans
00:29:38I am sorry, sir. I am programmed to love only Dr. Corley.
00:29:58I would never have believed that if it hadn't been happening to me, the great dream of every bachelor, to be literally attacked by a beautiful woman.
00:30:06A woman hungry for the satisfaction only you can give her.
00:30:13Now, what is really happening? The great dream was somehow turning into a nightmare!
00:30:19Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, Sam, why did I get appointed?
00:30:23Wait!
00:30:24But I love you. I love you. I love you.
00:30:32Wait!
00:30:33I love you.
00:30:40What?
00:30:44Oh, all right.
00:30:46Oh, okay. Good luck with me.
00:30:50Here was my dream girl. The only trouble was, I had built her. In a mechanical sense, of course. She wasn't real flesh and bone. But whatever she was, it was yummy.
00:31:03Why do you don't use me like that? I don't even let anybody use my toothbrush!
00:31:16Why don't you go get your own girl?
00:31:21I don't even let somebody use my toothbrush!
00:31:22Why don't you go get your own girl?
00:31:52And Professor West wasn't losing any time in punching out his own dream girl.
00:32:22At his age, this kind of activity could give him a heart attack.
00:32:32But what a way to go.
00:32:35Anyway, both of us decided that when it comes to women,
00:32:38you're better off if they're not born, but made.
00:32:52Good night.
00:33:05That's right.
00:33:07That's right.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:25Eeeeee.
00:33:26Eeeeeeeeee.
00:33:31Oh.
00:33:35Oh.
00:33:38Oooh.
00:33:40Let's not burn her!
00:34:02Take her to your heater.
00:34:10Now it was Dr. West's turn to come to life.
00:34:15He had poured into the computer a lifetime of longing for his dream girl.
00:34:20And here she was, in what looked like acres of warm, bouncing flesh.
00:34:27Like my own dream girl, she wasn't really human.
00:34:31But Dr. West wasn't going to x-ray her.
00:34:34He was going to make up for lost time.
00:34:38Come on up.
00:34:40Hey Cesar!
00:34:42Let's have a party!
00:34:43You wanna even go do it?
00:34:45Hey, you watch me!
00:34:47Now let's have a party!
00:34:48Let's have a party.
00:34:49You want me to go do it?
00:34:50Hey, you watch me.
00:34:51Hey, you watch me.
00:34:52Hey, you watch me.
00:35:18Hey, you watch me.
00:35:19Hey, you watch me.
00:35:20Hey, you watch me.
00:35:21Hey, you watch me.
00:35:22Hey, you watch me.
00:35:23Hey, you watch me.
00:35:24Hey, you watch me.
00:35:25Hey, you watch me.
00:35:26Hey, you watch me.
00:35:27Hey, you watch me.
00:35:28Hey, you watch me.
00:35:29Hey, you watch me.
00:35:30Hey, you watch me.
00:35:31Hey, you watch me.
00:35:32Hey, you watch me.
00:35:33Hey, you watch me.
00:35:34Hey, you watch me.
00:35:35Hey, you watch me.
00:35:36Hey, you watch me.
00:35:37Hey, you watch me.
00:35:38Hey, you watch me.
00:35:39Hey, you watch me.
00:35:40Hey, you watch me.
00:35:41Hey, you watch me.
00:35:42Hey, you watch me.
00:35:43Hey, you watch me.
00:35:44Hey, you watch me.
00:35:45Hey, you watch me.
00:35:48Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:35:50Stay on the way, come on.
00:36:00Here we go.
00:36:02Hey, Percy.
00:36:04What do we got, Percy?
00:36:08Come on, sit down, sit down.
00:36:10Sit down, Jack.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:14Hey, Percy, just like the real thing,
00:36:17just like the real thing.
00:36:19Yeah, just like the real thing.
00:36:33Percy, I love you.
00:36:47You are a great lover.
00:36:51We had programmed the computer perfectly.
00:36:53Dr. West's girl not only had but one aim in what you might call her life, to bring him joy, pleasure, and happiness.
00:37:01But she even knew how to pronounce his first name.
00:37:03But she even knew how to pronounce his first name.
00:37:07Making love is a dream.
00:37:09Making love is a dream.
00:37:11It's better every time.
00:37:13It's better every time.
00:37:15Come to think of it, making love is even better than eating olives.
00:37:19You don't have to spit out the pits.
00:37:21You don't have to spit out the pits.
00:37:23You don't have to spit out the pits.
00:37:25You don't have to spit out the pits.
00:37:27Percy, help me out.
00:37:29Percy, help me out.
00:37:31You don't have to spit out the pits.
00:37:36They are so young.
00:37:49I am gonna drink.
00:37:52I am so young.
00:37:56Help me up.
00:37:57I think my own transformer has blown a fuse.
00:38:01What is wrong, my love?
00:38:05My heart.
00:38:12Percy, turn on the magneto and put it in reverse.
00:38:18Reverse!
00:38:19Don't quibble, my boy.
00:38:20Turn it on.
00:38:21Turn it on.
00:38:22The jammed the oscillator all the way up.
00:38:24I'm glad I programmed the computer for just such an emergency.
00:38:28Hit the switch, Percy.
00:38:29Don't wait a minute.
00:38:35Now go to the switch, Percy.
00:38:37I'll talk to you in a few minutes.
00:38:43Ponzi!
00:38:54Maybe I'll take it.
00:38:57I go to the birds.
00:38:58Come on!
00:38:59Turn it on.
00:39:00I'll take it.
00:39:01I'll take it.
00:39:01Don't forget it.
00:39:02No, no, no.
00:39:03Pop!
00:39:04I can't see it.
00:39:05I'll take it.
00:39:06It'll take it.
00:39:08I'll take it.
00:39:09It'll take it.
00:39:10Don't wait.
00:39:11I'll take it.
00:39:13Stop.
00:39:14was it all just a trick of my imagination but that couldn't be dr. West was real
00:39:34I am happy, Percy. Very, very happy. Yes, Percy, it's me. I poured my life into creating this machine. I often wished I could somehow look down through it after I've gone away and bought it.
00:39:58Gee, that's gritty of that truck. Thank you, my dear. That's a little 12x7 tube I've gotten to know. You ought to see those filaments. Anyway, my boy, when I was programming this monster, oh, this answer machine, I took the precaution to march my own brainwave to the central program.
00:40:28station, so now the computer's brain is my own. Now I'm immortal, living on a mechanical mind that will never die.
00:40:40Machines don't think. They don't feel. What good is life if you can't feel? Good friend, I don't feel through you. Go on. Sit in a conditioning chair.
00:40:57Go home. Go home. Go home. Sit down. Sit down. You've never been over and over to solve problems involving girls. Have you, Percy?
00:41:13Well... How would you like to be full of self-confidence? To be outgoing? To be magnetically masculine? To be Don Juan, Casanova, Sheldon Seymour, all the great lovers of history, all who moved into one? How about it?
00:41:31Sheldon Seymour? I don't know. I'd have to ask my mother first. She might not...
00:41:38Oh, forget your mother what she likes or doesn't like. That's your trouble. Think about what you'd like, Percy.
00:41:46You'd like being attractive to beautiful women, wouldn't you? Of course. Lean back. That's it. That's the boy. Now close your eyes. Close your eyes, Percy. All right, Percy.
00:42:07Now turn the pictures out of your mind's eye. Concentrate. Percy. Concentrate.
00:42:22Wherever the girls are, Percy, that's where you're going to be. And whenever you finish an adventure with one of those duties, you'll return to me here.
00:42:31Then all the recorded sensations in your subconscious mind will be transcribed on the tapes of my memory banks.
00:42:38Then I'll be able to enjoy those juicy experiences with you.
00:43:01Thank you very much.
00:51:50Good night.
00:51:52Good night.
00:51:53Enough already.
00:51:54This isn't living.
00:51:55I'm just feeding the memory packs of that dirty minded old computer.
00:52:00Ha- ha!
00:52:04Where have you been?
00:52:06You're late for this evening's assignment.
00:52:08You're not even dressed.
00:52:09I'm not going anywhere tonight.
00:52:12I may never go out to the town for you again.
00:52:15You have some pretty exciting episodes in your memory banks
00:52:18for the missions I did go out on for you.
00:52:21I'm afraid you'll have to be satisfied showing reruns.
00:52:24What do you mean you may never go on another mission for me?
00:52:27That you're ready to turn your back on me? To forget me?
00:52:30Why? Tell me why, or don't you think I deserve an explanation?
00:52:34I don't want to appear to be ungrateful.
00:52:36Of course not. After all I've done for you,
00:52:39trying to reprogram and help you, now you won't forget me.
00:52:43But you don't want to appear ungrateful, heavens no.
00:52:47These girls, they're not.
00:52:50Let me bring back the dream girl you made in the computer.
00:52:54You can have the girl in your dreams and I can record it.
00:52:58Oh, that sounds like fun.
00:53:02She's not that kind of girl. I mean, nice.
00:53:06Not what kind of a girl?
00:53:08She's not that kind.
00:53:10Not all girls are that kind of girl when they are made in the computer.
00:53:14Do you want me to blow a tube?
00:53:16If you fall for one girl, you're not playing the game, Percy.
00:53:20And that's dangerous.
00:53:22Haven't you heard about the battle of the sexes?
00:53:25You've got to keep your guard up all the time,
00:53:28and every time you're in contact with the enemy.
00:53:30What kind of Casanova are you, my boy?
00:53:33Has all my reprogramming been wasted on you?
00:53:36Yes, it has.
00:53:37Besides, there would have to be a battle of the sexes.
00:53:41You've blown up your denser.
00:53:43Women are a natural enemy of men,
00:53:45and natural prey for men.
00:53:47Now you get into that conditioning chair, son.
00:53:49Let me straighten you out.
00:53:51No, no more conditioning than that blown up hair dryer.
00:53:54No more reprogramming and no more transcriptions for your memory bank.
00:53:58Believe me, son, please believe me.
00:54:01I know what's best for you.
00:54:06No!
00:54:07After all I've done for you, I need you.
00:54:11I've got my own life to get on with.
00:54:13I want to get out of here.
00:54:14Where are my glasses?
00:54:15Quick, you can't do this for me.
00:54:17I'm going to let you do this.
00:54:19I'm going to let you.
00:54:21Help!
00:54:22Judy!
00:54:23Edward Jackie!
00:54:24Laura!
00:54:25Max!
00:54:26Linda!
00:54:27Help!
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29Help!
00:54:30Percy!
00:54:36Percy!
00:54:44Percy!
00:54:57Percy!
00:54:58Percy!
00:55:03Percy!
00:55:04Percy!
00:55:17Percy!
00:55:18We love you, we love you, we love you.
00:55:48We love you, we love you.
00:56:18We love you, we love you.
00:56:48We love you, we love you.
00:57:18And now, Professor, I'm going to change you from A.C. to D.C. and maybe you'll leave me alone.
00:57:26Percy?
00:57:36What are you doing?
00:57:38Percy?
00:57:40Percy, do not touch the computer, Percy.
00:57:44Get off from that chair, Percy.
00:57:50Percy?
00:57:52Are you listening to me, Percy?
00:57:54Percy?
00:57:56Don't touch that machine.
00:58:00That's enough now, Percy.
00:58:02Percy, you can't.
00:58:04You have anything memory times and you can never be replaced.
00:58:08Percy, don't!
00:58:10Percy!
00:58:12Percy!
00:58:13Percy!
00:58:14Percy!
00:58:15What a perfectly stunning ascot you have.
00:58:20It's awful, isn't it?
00:58:22Oh, my dear, it's just...
00:58:24Oh, it's you!
00:58:26Percy!
00:58:27Percy!
00:58:28I'm Noah.
00:58:29You don't like girls, so I have this divine chat for you to meet.
00:58:34Oh, and wait until he gets into your hair.
00:58:36He's a hairdresser, you know.
00:58:37Okay, okay, okay, Professor.
00:58:38I guess he deserves better than that.
00:58:39I'll put some of the hormones back into your memory banks.
00:59:06I would say, be careful, never with the損ni.
00:59:10Open up the door and get cancelled together,
00:59:23and give him a shake.
00:59:30Let me run by.
00:59:35Percy reprogrammed the machine so that Dr. West and his memories are locked together.
00:59:43If no one pulls the plug, there will be life in the old boy
00:59:47and current in his old wires for a long time to come.
01:00:05I'll see you next time.
01:00:33Good morning, Dr. Corley.
01:01:03Yes, it is a good morning, isn't it?
01:01:05Good morning to you.
01:01:08I'm very sorry, but do I know you?
01:01:12Have you lost your glasses?
01:01:14Worse. I broke them.
01:01:16Oh, accidentally, of course.
01:01:18Oh, that's really too bad.
01:01:21Yes, it is.
01:01:23It's so beautiful this time of morning.
01:01:25It's a shame not to be able to see all the beauty better.
01:01:29Oh, you know my name.
01:01:35Do I know you?
01:01:36Oh, I don't really think so.
01:01:39There's no reason. You should.
01:01:42There is.
01:01:43You seem like a very nice person.
01:01:45A person I'd like to know.
01:01:47Oh, why, thank you.
01:01:49You, you probably wouldn't think so if you had your glasses.
01:01:56Oh, that's not so.
01:01:57I'll bet you're very pretty.
01:02:07Where, where have you seen me before?
01:02:09I, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm in my seventh year of graduate work
01:02:17in the science department at the university.
01:02:20Really?
01:02:21Well, you were...
01:02:22Why, going to school was all I seem to have any talent for.
01:02:28Yes, I'm that way too.
01:02:30Why, what a thing for you to say, Dr. Corley.
01:02:34Why, the, the professors in the department
01:02:36are always talking about what an outstanding mind you are.
01:02:41Professors are often wrong about most things outside their own field.
01:02:45Uh, it doesn't always help, but, uh, the mind, I mean...
01:02:50Oh, I, I know what you mean.
01:02:53Uh, that's, that's why I have my little dog.
01:02:56They, they keep me company.
01:02:57I always thought of petting with help.
01:02:59Uh, my mother never let me keep pets.
01:03:02Uh, she didn't like the mess they made around the house.
01:03:05Oh.
01:03:06Oh, may I want you?
01:03:08Oh, oh, I want more.
01:03:25Why, you were at my seminar.
01:03:26I, I wanted to meet you for years.
01:03:28Um, that is...
01:03:29Yes, Dr. Corley, you were saying?
01:03:32May I call you Agnes?
01:03:34Oh, yes, please do.
01:03:36I think it's a simply horrible name.
01:03:39I think it's beautiful.
01:03:41I'll bet you're beautiful.
01:03:43Oh, I almost wish you'd never get a new pair of glasses.
01:03:59Oh, it's you, dear.
01:04:04Yes, it's me, Mother.
01:04:05Are you all right, dear?
01:04:07Where are your glasses?
01:04:08I broke my eyes.
01:04:08You're acting very strange.
01:04:10I broke them.
01:04:11I'm happy.
01:04:12I'm happy, happy, happy.
01:04:13You sound delirious.
01:04:15I'm not delirious, Ma.
01:04:16I'm just happy.
01:04:18I met this wonderful girl.
01:04:20What?
01:04:21And I have a date this evening.
01:04:23With a girl I've never met.
01:04:25I might not even like her.
01:04:27Oh, it really doesn't matter whether you like her or not, Mother.
01:04:29What?
01:04:30Well, I like her.
01:04:31And she seems to like me.
01:04:33Oh, what an unkind thing to say to your mother.
01:04:37And after all I've done for you.
01:04:51What you tie, dear?
01:04:59What?
01:04:59What kind of and unkind.
01:05:09I'm like, man.
01:05:10How?
01:05:10How's she look for her?
01:05:11I think a式 of dye with tequila.
01:05:13How's she looking for her?
01:05:14What an unkind thing.
01:05:15What you look for?
01:05:16I'll make her up a little longer.
01:05:19Schuld of the mud.
01:05:21For goodness sakes, Henry, relax.
01:05:24You'd think you were going out on this dinner.
01:05:33For goodness sakes, Henry, relax.
01:05:36You'd think you were going out on this dinner.
01:05:51She's been disappointed too many times.
01:05:54I'll relax when that Yahoo gets here, if he gets here.
01:06:22Mother, can you help me?
01:06:26I can't even manage this zipper.
01:06:30And would you please put your teeth in, Father?
01:06:35My mouth hurts.
01:06:36You look especially nice today.
01:06:39That dress is very becoming.
01:06:41Oh, you're just saying that, Mother.
01:06:43But I like it.
01:06:46You're not.
01:06:47It's the truth.
01:06:48You look especially nice.
01:06:51Thank you, Father.
01:06:53Oh, if I do look nice,
01:06:54because I'm going out with very special young men.
01:07:00He can't be too young if, uh,
01:07:03he'd call his professor.
01:07:04Well, he's just very intelligent.
01:07:07You'll see.
01:07:12You're afraid he won't come, aren't you, Daddy?
01:07:15What?
01:07:16He'll come.
01:07:17He's different.
01:07:18You'll see.
01:07:21No.
01:07:23No.
01:07:24I'd better go finish my makeup.
01:07:25Oh, I'd better go finish my makeup.
01:07:55Well, I was just telling your mother how nice you look.
01:08:11Oh, I hope Percy thinks so.
01:08:14Percy?
01:08:15Well, that's his name.
01:08:17And no one who would name their daughter Agnes has any right to...
01:08:20I like it, I like it. It's just...
01:08:24I like it.
01:08:36Oh, that's him.
01:08:38Oh, let him in, Father, please.
01:08:40Tell him I'll be ready in just a minute.
01:08:42But you are ready.
01:08:43Henry!
01:08:45Women.
01:08:47I beg your...
01:08:52What is this?
01:08:54You've come to the right place, son. I'm Agnes' father.
01:08:59Good morning.
01:09:01Agnes will be ready soon.
01:09:04They're for Agnes.
01:09:06Oh.
01:09:07Are you sure?
01:09:08Most of Agnes' bows bring me the flowers.
01:09:11They're for Agnes.
01:09:13Uh...
01:09:14Well, uh...
01:09:17Oh, I'm Percy.
01:09:19Percy Corley.
01:09:20I'm glad to know you, son.
01:09:22What Agnes has told us about you.
01:09:24I wasn't sure whether we'd have to call you a doctor or a professor or something.
01:09:29I'm Agnes' mother. I'm so glad to meet you.
01:09:37Uh...
01:09:38They're for Agnes.
01:09:40Oh, she'll just love them. They're beautiful.
01:09:44Sit down.
01:09:59Oh, they're beautiful, Percy.
01:10:21Oh, thank you. You've met my folks, I guess.
01:10:24Well...
01:10:25Please, sit down.
01:10:27I'll put these in water.
01:10:30I won't be in a minute.
01:10:31Then we'll go, okay?
01:10:57Uh...
01:11:06Needlework.
01:11:07Huh?
01:11:10What you're doing? Needlework.
01:11:12I know.
01:11:14Interested. Needlework.
01:11:18I guess I have a eye for a intricate thing.
01:11:24good things, uh, but you didn't need work, you know?
01:11:36A well-tied fly for, for trout casting.
01:11:40Now, that's something, uh, intricate I'd appreciate, uh, person.
01:11:45You ever do any trout casting?
01:11:47Uh, no, I never, uh, cast a trout.
01:11:51Oh, you, you don't cast the trout.
01:11:54The person you cast the fly.
01:11:57I, I thought you said...
01:12:00Intriguing.
01:12:02Oh, aren't they beautiful.
01:12:06Oh.
01:12:07They're real pretty.
01:12:08Oh, I just love them.
01:12:14Are, are you ready?
01:12:16Oh, you, you, uh, don't let it rush off.
01:12:19Sit down.
01:12:20Let us get acquainted with your young man.
01:12:54Do you know that we're really afraid of you, Percy?
01:13:10Agnes has told us about you being a PhD, a very important man and all that.
01:13:17And I think you're afraid of us too.
01:13:24I'm afraid of you.
01:13:28I'm afraid of you.
01:13:34I'm afraid of you.
01:13:41I'm afraid of you.
01:13:48I will.
01:13:52I'm afraid of you.
01:14:02It was amazing how much I seemed to have in common with this girl.
01:14:17That plush toy had taken my eye too because all my life I wished I could have a bunny of my very own.
01:14:24Even a stuffed one suddenly became important.
01:14:27I'm afraid of you.
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