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00:00I could tell Lieutenant Baker I was wrong to call him here, that I made a mistake, that I misunderstood, that I'm a spoiled brat lashing out at daddy, but I'm not going to do that, because it's not true, and today I stand up for what's right.
00:17Justin, welcome, join the party. From this point forward, all questions will be directed to my attorney, who was so on top of things, I didn't even have to summon him.
00:28Actually, I, uh, I was summoned by your son.
00:36You want to tell him?
00:38Tell me what?
00:40According to the company bylaws, if you are under arrest, incarcerated, or otherwise unable to perform your duties, the president of Spencer Publications assumes control.
00:53That'd be me. I'm in charge now, Dad. But don't worry. I'll run the ship just fine while you're behind bars. I'll make some changes, steer the company in a better direction.
01:04I think, I think I'll revamp our benefits, expand our 401k plan, finally get us involved in some charity work.
01:12Oh, this is great. You enjoy your, uh, your do-gooder revolution while it lasts.
01:23Let's go. Let's go. I want to get this over with as quickly as possible. Take me in!
01:28Because I want to get back before the end of the day so I can undo whatever damage this idiot causes.
01:33I don't think you'll understand, Dad. You're not coming back.
01:39You got caught.
01:42Eventually happens to even the smartest of criminals.
01:46You hear that? Criminals. That's what you are. A criminal.
01:52No. And I'm not going to allow my family, or my company, or my legacy to be run by a criminal any longer.
02:02I'm calling the shots. And I will be for a long, long time.
02:21Ahem.
02:22Ahem.
02:44Ahem.
02:47Ahem.
02:51Ahem.
02:52Ahem.