Aired (April 20, 2025): Mahihirapan ka talaga pigilan ang tawa mo 'pag si Kakai Bautista na ang nagpatawa!
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00:00And here we are going to perform
00:03whenever he won three seasons
00:06he won three seasons
00:08he won three seasons
00:10Let's see if he will change the style
00:13of Jenny Gabrielle
00:16Good!
00:19That's it!
00:22Come on guys!
00:24Let's drink!
00:25We need to get full of your flowers
00:28Let's get full of your flowers
00:30Let's get full of your flowers
00:32Are you ready?
00:34Yes!
00:35Okay!
00:36Your two minutes starts now!
00:42Yes! Good evening to you all
00:44Guys!
00:45Mga kapuso, katibads
00:48Welcome back to me
00:49Sa aking mga katrabaho
00:51Hello Jan!
00:52How are you?
00:53Thanks to me, okay?
00:55And welcome to the Buba and Teclaso
00:59Yes!
01:00You heard it right!
01:02The Buba and Teclaso
01:05Yes!
01:06Because I'm Buba
01:08You know?
01:11At ito na nga guys, hindi ko na super tatagaling
01:14Kasi may letter sender tayo tonight
01:17At nagpadala talaga siya ng liham sa akin
01:21At basahin na nga natin
01:24Dear Ate Buba
01:27Itago nyo na lang po ako sa pangalang
01:31Tikla
01:34Ate Buba, hindi ko po malaman bakit napakabigat
01:38ng mundo sa akin
01:40Wala talaga akong swerte sa aking buhay, pag-ibig
01:45Lagi nga lang ako bigo
01:50Lagi nga lang ako nasasaktan
01:53Ate Buba
01:55Kompleto naman
01:57Ang aking pangangatawan
01:5815 seconds left
02:00Meron akong mata, tenga, inong
02:02Hindi nga lang katangusan, pasensya na
02:04Bibibig ako, minsan tiyauting nga lang
02:08Pero nito-toothbrush ako
02:10Wala nga lang toothpaste
02:12Kaya salamat Ate Buba
02:15Time's up!
02:17Time's up!
02:19Yes!
02:20Galing!
02:21Buba buba ako naman
02:22Buba!
02:23Buba!
02:24Buba ito buba!
02:26Nakita-kita natin sa mga baybay nila
02:28Ang daming nagbuga
02:31Kung kasali sila dito, talo na sila
02:34Tapos sila ang galing nila magpigil
02:37Ah!
02:38Tapos ako nung benta nila sa akin
02:41Yes!
02:42Ano nga kasasabi ng mga kalaban?
02:44Yes!
02:45Huwag yung mahihiya, ilabas nyo yan
02:46Jenny Gabriel
02:47Pero makaba ba tinigasani
02:48Jenny Gabriel, bilib ako sa'yo kasi mahirap yung ginawa mo
02:50Pero lumaban ka
02:52At dahil lumaban ka, nakipaglaban ka
02:55Tonight ang pangalan mo na is Jenny in the bottle
02:57Jenny in the bottle
02:58Jenny in the bottle
02:59Jenny in the bottle
03:00Ay! I love it!
03:01Ba't kayo bottle?
03:02Huwag ka nang Gabriel ha?
03:03Gabriel Gabriel ka pa kasi
03:04Yes! Sorry naman
03:07Becky
03:08Yes!
03:11Lahat ka nang pagsalika
03:12Tumurit-tulilaway ko
03:14Yes!
03:15Magandang idea nung sulat-sulat
03:18Yes!
03:19Ah!
03:20Okay naman siya
03:21Maganda naman kasi bilang isang babae talaga ng komedyate
03:23Nihirap talaga yan
03:24Yes!
03:25Yes!
03:26Pero magandang idea mo
03:27Yes!
03:28Oh!
03:29Pasok pa rin naman
03:30Yes!
03:32Okay
03:33Thank you
03:34Ako na ba?
03:35Yes kakai
03:36Alam mo kasi yung sishabi ko lang Jenny
03:39Agayap kasi hindi yung mga bagay-bagay na hindi natin
03:43Latro moment
03:46Nakakatawa siya, magaling lang ako magpigil
03:48Saka lang tumawa na sila
03:49Uy! Nako, muntik na akong tumawa
03:51Ito muntik tumawa eh
03:52Pag bilin ko gano'n
03:54Pag tingin kung gano'n
03:55Ay, muntik na o
03:56Laban lang
03:57Laban
03:58Yes!
03:59Dahil diyan nakakuha ka ng
04:01Zero points
04:02Yes!
04:03Grabe!
04:04Yes!
04:05I love it!
04:06At least consistent
04:07Consistent
04:08Actually yung talaga yung consistent
04:11Correct yan, tama yung makakabawi kapag nararamdano
04:13Kaya saan na lahat tayo consistent
04:14Kasi meron tayong text vote, tama
04:16Are you text votes?
04:17Yes!
04:18Text vote?
04:19May online vote din tayo, okay?
04:21And finally, mga katibats
04:23Nako, grabe
04:24Yay!
04:25Palaga naman ang ating last contestant naman po
04:27Ang gawad urian nominee para sa pelikulang
04:29May ngipin ang batas
04:31Ms. Kakay
04:33Please
04:34Bakit sa'yo ganyan lagi sa'kin, tibats?
04:37The title itself
04:39The title itself
04:40May ingipin ang batas
04:41May ingipin ang batas
04:42Tasa ka upo ka pa dyan
04:46Oo, may ingipin ang batas
04:48Har!
04:50Go Ms. Kakay
04:51Kakay
04:52It's your turn
04:53It's your turn
04:54Yay, yay, yay
04:55At mula nang tubig ang ating mga kalabi
04:58Ay, kailangan na tubig ni Jenny
05:00Pahingin sila ng water, please
05:01Kailangan ni Jenny na mo
05:02Water, water
05:03Ay, nako, sa totoong buhay hindi ako nakapaghanda, ah
05:08Bahala kayo
05:09At yun nga, last contestant na
05:11Pero syempre, kailangan nyo nang uminom at punoin ang yung mga bunganga
05:14Inom na, ah
05:15Go Ekaw
05:18More, more
05:19Yan
05:21Tika Kakay, are you ready?
05:23Ayoko na
05:25Ilaban mo na yan, Ms. Kakay
05:27Fire
05:28Two minutes
05:29Start now
05:30Oy, kayo
05:31Huwag nyo akong inaano
05:32Lalo ka ng Jenny
05:33Gabriel
05:34Oo, kakasimula pa lang
05:44Alam mo, dati minangaaway sa akin
05:45Tapos iba, ang dami sinasabi
05:46Di ba, pag may kaaway ka, lagi
05:48Hoy, ikaw, wag pakit mo, laki ng ipin mo
05:50Ganyan-ganyan
05:51At yung nanay mo, lagi nungungutas
05:52Sa tidaan, di nagbabayad
05:53Sabi ko lang sa kanya
05:54Ano? Ano nangyari?
06:00Sabi niya
06:01Kaya ngayon
06:02Bagka may mga away sa akin
06:04Lagi yung sinasabi
06:05O, di ba?
06:06Di ba, ma?
06:07Kamusta ayam, ma?
06:08Kamusta ayam, ma?
06:09Keri?
06:10Keri pa?
06:11Wala talaga akong nahandang mga ano ngayong gabi
06:13Kaya ano
06:14Barabarahi na lang natin yung mga eme natin dyan
06:17Kasi
06:18Alam nyo
06:19May tatanong ako sa inyo eh
06:20Tangon lang kayo pag tinanungkot ko ah
06:22Malaka ba ipin ko?
06:26Ano sinasabi mo?
06:28Maliit?
06:29Gilalit ko, kamusta?
06:30Mmmmm
06:31Okay
06:33Charat
06:37Ah, Jenny!
06:38May lumabas na naman
06:39Ah
06:40Jenny, ano to?
06:41Nagkakalat ka dito?
06:42Hindi ka nanakawad sa lola ni Eko?
06:44Ma!
06:45Charat
06:46Eko, kamusta?
06:47Okay lang
06:48Si Vicky Bello, tawang tawa ko talaga sa kanilang tatlo kanina
06:51Pero
06:52Ang hirap pigilin nung ano
06:53Kasi nga
06:54Alam nyo nakatulong talaga na talagang malaki yung upper palette ko eh
06:57Oo
06:59Para yung basin yung ngala-ngala ko parang ganon
07:01Diba?
07:02Minsan may diret yung ngala-ngala
07:03Minsan may ganon
07:04Diba?
07:05Oo
07:06Tsaka alam mo, maganda talaga
07:07Ang bad dates talaga sa buhay ko yung ipin ko na naglaging na una
07:10Kasi pag may sensor yung elevator
07:13Diba?
07:14Pag may sensor yung elevator
07:16Ganyan lang, o
07:17Bubukas na
07:18Kasi nauna ipin ko eh
07:20Tsaka pagka-iinom ng kape, diba?
07:22Hindi ko na kailangan i-effort na ganon
07:24Gaganan na siya
07:25Gaganan na agad
07:27Gijin man tubig
07:28Gijin man tubig
07:30Ayan
07:31Ganon na agad
07:32Diba?
07:33Magandang maganda
07:34Tsaka napapansin ko sa'yo
07:35Ba't ang itin na ilong mo?
07:36Ha?
07:37Anong meron?
07:38Kahit kung ano yun eko?
07:39Ano yun bes?
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09:02Yes, and why are you laughing at Jenny?
09:05She's always laughing at me.
09:06Right? She's laughing at me.
09:08What made you laugh?
09:10It's not really funny.
09:12She's talking about the joke.
09:16When I'm not talking about the joke,
09:19Becky, what are you talking about?
09:20Becky, I'm laughing at you.
09:22I'm laughing at you.
09:23I just saw how to control people.
09:26Because I remember you in space impact.
09:29What?
09:30The island on the back.
09:32The island on the back.
09:35Here!
09:37You know how many people do it.
09:39She's telling me.
09:40Ha!
09:41Ha!
09:42No!
09:43She's laughing at me.
09:45You know, when my friend came to my friend,
09:47she started with me because she's always laughing at me.
09:49Of course, you mentioned her.
09:51Michael, when we were trying to laugh at me,
09:55we were always laughing at me.
09:56Ha!
09:57Ayan.
09:58Michael, hello!
10:00At dahil diyan ni Kakay,
10:01you got 10 points!
10:03Yay!
10:05Kaya masabi ko lang ha,
10:06napaka-relaxed nung pagkakadeliver mo
10:08ng mga bagay-bagay.
10:09Yung kasa dun sa kung ano mo.
10:11Pero siyempre,
10:12ang fastest magpatawa ay walang iba,
10:14kundi sina Becky, Bello, at Kakay.
10:18Yay!
10:19So, ibig sabihin sila maglalaman sa ating five-
10:22Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.
10:24Anytime, anyone, anyhow,
10:26How do you come and know what that to be got?
10:28Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house,
10:30Click and subscribe now!
10:32Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.
10:35You know!
10:36Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.
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