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00:00What's that sound? Roblox coming in town, strongest battlefield, coming at you with a rattled hound.
00:08Unlike Sora, I got Souls Aura. Got that RNG, you're not on par with me.
00:12When I drop a beat, I'm hard to see. Don't throw a zombie on that obby.
00:15Try to stop me, see no copy essays. But on the Play Store, I'm still the front page.
00:19Try to pursue unblocked sweets. Oh no, it's Pets Go. Got nothing, didn't stop, bro.
00:23But you're out though. Minecraft, your movie's a flop, bro.
00:27You got no Game Expo. It's game over.
00:33Roblox, you could never get an alley. Or did I mean ally?
00:37Roblox is so fun, psyched, that's a lie. Your best games took assets from GoldenEye.
00:43Minecraft coming back for round two. Even Game Maker Studio can beat you.
00:47I can't fake it anymore, now it's time for some truth. You are only known for your soundbite, oof.
00:53You are more than crowdfunded, you are crowd programmed. I played better games randomly picked at the game jam.
00:59From Bed Wars to Bridging, Minecraft always takes the bag.
01:03Roblox, choose any obby and you always bring the lag.
01:06It's Minecraft and my Ender Dragon will torture your game.
01:09Along with its endless lagging, cause it's so lame.
01:12Fans are supposed to play, but it's always the same.
01:15But you think it's fair to make them programmed too? Now that's insane.
01:19Roblox, I might be a noob, but I will never be a pro.
01:22Because I don't have 10,000 hours to spend in Roblox Studio.
01:26You can keep your Robux and Game Passes.
01:29My coins give you more value, because my game is classic.
01:32Have you ever clicked on an ad while playing Minecraft? No.
01:35Have you ever clicked on an ad while playing Roblox? Oh.
01:38In my game I found a bee and I found a tree.
01:42Roblox, your game could never compete with me.
01:44You might as well ring the bell and say sorry.
01:47Playing you is just playing myself.
01:49I'd rather hook up the Atari, wasting space on my shelf.
01:52At least it won't be filled with spam bots.
01:55Like everything I see, when I turn on Roblox.
01:58I'd prefer to be thrown in a swamp, wearing a meat suit.
02:01Than waste an hour a day, grinding on blocked fruits.
02:04Minecraft really keeps you thinking.
02:06Like how it introduced the creaking.
02:08If I have to play fish one more time, I will be shrieking.
02:12I would like to keep writing, but it's absurd.
02:14Because Roblox left the confines of this world.
02:17It won't rest with Satan.
02:19Oh, it's game over.