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00:00Music
00:27You've got everything you need to make your Christmas beautiful.
00:31Dates. Now, what about some dates, sir?
00:33No Christmas party's going to be without some dates.
00:35That's nuts.
00:36You sure some nuts?
00:40You all right, Dad?
00:41Yeah.
00:41What do you think you'll be out today?
00:42Well, your mum wants to see everything herself.
00:45Is she up to it?
00:46I don't think so, but I know what she's like.
00:48She's even talking about doing Christmas dinner for everybody.
00:50She isn't?
00:51Yeah.
00:51I'm not too bad, you know.
00:58What's the funeral?
00:59On Thursday.
01:01Is it just immediate family?
01:02Oh, no, no.
01:03We thought that Pete would like all his friends to be.
01:05Yeah, I think you would.
01:09If I didn't have something more important to do, I'd put an interest rent strike here and
01:12there.
01:13But you can't think what to do, so you'll go away and have a little sulk.
01:16You won't win.
01:18You can't win.
01:21Hello, darling, where are you off to?
01:34Norwich for Christmas.
01:35Oh, lucky for some, innit?
01:36Don't know so much about that.
01:38Oh, he'll love it.
01:39Listen, have you heard from Clyde?
01:40Is he coming back for Christmas?
01:41Well, he did write a letter, but he can't make it, you know.
01:44Busy time of the year, innit?
01:45In the hotel business.
01:46I wish it was a busy time of the year in the car business.
01:48I wish I was in the West Indies.
01:50Grandad.
01:51In the car.
01:53Good, guys.
01:53Good, Jules.
01:54Have a nice time.
01:55It's nothing like a family Christmas, is it?
01:57That's right.
01:57So what are you doing, Nigel?
01:59Not a lot.
01:59No?
02:01Fancy coming to Norwich, then?
02:02Oh, I wish.
02:03Come on, let you hear it down.
02:04Enjoy yourself.
02:05It's not a lot of fun on your own, though, is it?
02:07Yeah.
02:08I know what you mean.
02:10Look, take care, eh?
02:11Merry Christmas, everyone.
02:12Cheers.
02:13Have a nice time, darling.
02:14Merry Christmas.
02:14See you, Jules.
02:15God bless you, bud.
02:16Bye.
02:16Bye.
02:16Bye.
02:16So, you're not too busy today, Nigel?
02:19No, not really.
02:20How would you like to warn yourself a few extra bub?
02:22Doing what?
02:23Well, why don't you come across the house later, and I'll show you how I get to it.
02:26Guaranteed to put a smile on your chubby chops.
02:48Mommy!
02:53Good morning.
02:54Yeah, good morning.
02:55I've got a bit of news for you two.
02:58Not more trouble from the council?
03:00No.
03:00But you're going to have to get out of here pronto.
03:03Eh?
03:03The building's been purchased.
03:05What are you talking about?
03:07Well, I'll make it as clear as I can.
03:09Someone's bought the place.
03:10Why?
03:12Why?
03:12Well, how would I know?
03:13Because they have.
03:15Yeah, but I thought this was all owned by the council.
03:17Not anymore, it isn't.
03:18Look, I don't care.
03:20It makes no difference to us.
03:21We've got squatters' rights.
03:22You've got zilch' rights?
03:23Of course we have.
03:24We can stay here.
03:25Don't even think about it.
03:27Anyway, I thought you said you sorted this council fellow out.
03:30Yeah, well, you know how it is.
03:33No, I'm sorry.
03:34I don't.
03:35I lied.
03:36What do you like to ask for?
03:39Because it's me that's bought the place.
03:42You what?
03:43You've got two days to get out, otherwise I'll throw you out.
03:47You can't do this.
03:49I can, and I have.
03:51Merry Christmas.
03:52Don't just sit there, say something.
04:05Oh, a message from Sharon.
04:06What?
04:07Do you think they're doing anything after the funeral, you can use a bit?
04:10Thanks.
04:11Well, thank you, I'm not me.
04:12I was.
04:13Oh, you could do some help this time.
04:15No, I'm all right, I can manage.
04:16Sir, I think we should leave it till after the funeral.
04:26Yeah, yeah, all right.
04:27Hi, listen, I've just been on the phone with Mum,
04:29and she wondered if you and Vicky want to come for Christmas dinner.
04:32Oh, that's really lovely, but I think we should stay with Mum and Dad.
04:34Okay.
04:35Well, the office's still open if you change your mind.
04:37Yeah, thanks.
04:37Okay.
04:46Yeah, so I've thought I'd give a really special day out, you know,
04:50get some of the cover for us in here.
04:52Very nice, too.
04:54Yeah, I've got tickets for Sunset Boulevard.
04:56Oh, I'd love to see that.
04:58I ain't got a clue what it's about.
04:59All I know has got something to do with the swimming pool.
05:01Well, I'm not going to tell you, I don't want to spoil it for you.
05:04You don't know any good entertainers, do you?
05:07Are you wedding anniversary?
05:08No, for any.
05:10What sort of entertainers?
05:11Well, you know, you should be saying Christmas.
05:13No, sorry.
05:14It ought to be something for the family, you know.
05:17Oh, you won't want strippers, then?
05:19No.
05:20I remember them strippers you had before.
05:22They were ever so good.
05:23These will go like hotcakes, my son.
05:25Extinction guaranteed.
05:27So what do they do?
05:28Well, it says they do.
05:29They glow in the dark.
05:30Well, what's so good about that?
05:32Have a day off.
05:32Nigel did all the raids, son.
05:34Steven Spielberg, Jurassic Park and all that luck.
05:36Where you been hiding?
05:37Oh, you want me to sell them?
05:38No, no, no.
05:39I want you to eat them.
05:41Of course I want you to sell them.
05:42Listen to me.
05:43We split the profits right down the middle.
05:45Fifty-fifty.
05:45Anything, son?
05:46No.
05:47I just wish they'd have opened some of them.
05:48I just want to get it over with.
05:49All right, mate.
05:49What's in here?
05:50More of the same?
05:51No, no.
05:51They're even better than that, aren't I, Jay?
05:53Look a bit stupid to me.
05:54That's because you've got no vision, cocker.
05:56Get some here.
05:57Listen to this.
05:58Oh, that's crazy, isn't it?
06:00Yeah, I reckon like some.
06:01Yeah, they're brilliant.
06:02You think so?
06:02Yeah, well, it's a laugh, innit?
06:03Everyone likes a laugh at Christmas.
06:05So, what do you reckon, Nigel?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Why not?
06:07Got nothing to lose.
06:08Look, I can flog some as well.
06:10No, I don't think so, son.
06:11I don't want to flood the market, you know.
06:13Eh?
06:13Well, you know, plus the fact it's not really your game, is it?
06:15What is it?
06:16Being a salesman.
06:17Nah, you've got to have a bit of know-how.
06:18Yeah, well, I've got know-how.
06:20I don't mean to put you down, Ricky,
06:21but I've been doing this a good few years.
06:23I'm quite an expert.
06:24You don't get as good as me overnight, mate.
06:26All right, I'll tell you what,
06:27I'll have a teller on it with you.
06:28Oh, what?
06:28What for?
06:29I bet.
06:29Whoever sold them off by Christmas Day,
06:31five o'clock, wins.
06:32You're wrong, mate.
06:33Mum?
06:37Yeah?
06:39Awesome bits, I thought you might need.
06:40Thanks.
06:43Did, er, did Keita come out and see you the other day?
06:46Oh, yeah, don't worry.
06:47It's all sorted.
06:48It's OK.
06:49Hello, Dad.
06:49Hello, I just popped in,
06:51see if there's anything needs doing.
06:52No.
06:53Oh, well, have you called everyone?
06:55Not yet.
06:57Well, what about after the funeral?
06:58You inviting them back here?
07:01Look, I'll get it sorted.
07:03I don't want to know right now,
07:05if you don't mind.
07:05Keita, I promise you,
07:06I didn't ask her to stay.
07:07So why's she saying you did?
07:09I don't know.
07:09Maybe she didn't understand.
07:10Maybe she got her words mixed, darling.
07:11Oh, do me a favour.
07:13Well, look, over Christmas,
07:14I'll come and stay with you, yeah?
07:15I mean, they're hardly likely to visit then, are they?
07:17You can't.
07:18Why not?
07:19Well, it's difficult with the funeral.
07:21What's a funeral got to do with it?
07:22I don't know, Fionn.
07:24Pauline might need me.
07:26Hey, Ian, I still don't know
07:27what's happening about the funeral.
07:28Yeah, it was on Thursday, innit?
07:29Yeah, I know that,
07:30but I don't know who's being told
07:31about how many cars there are.
07:32He looks like a bit late.
07:33That is the hauling.
07:34She won't let anybody do anything.
07:36Oh, go ahead, have a word.
07:36I'll see if I'm supposed to hang out.
07:37No, don't.
07:38It'll only make matters worse.
07:40Look, I just don't see what we can do.
07:42I'm certainly not going to let him get away with it.
07:44Man, you will waste no time.
07:46What is the matter with you?
07:47It's like you've just given up without a fight.
07:50This is nothing, Aidan.
07:51So some crap wants to kick us out of the squat.
07:53It's happened before,
07:54and it'll probably happen again.
07:56What you've got to do is stick up to him.
07:59I'm right, aren't I?
08:02Say something.
08:03Don't just sit there like you've had a tongue cut out.
08:06Aidan.
08:08Aidan.
08:10Right, are you going to tell me what's wrong?
08:11There's nothing wrong.
08:12So why are you behaving like this?
08:13I'm not behaving like anything.
08:14Yes, you are.
08:15I'm getting a little bit sick of you going around
08:17feeling sorry for yourself.
08:19You've got to do something about it then.
08:20Wake up!
08:24Hi.
08:25Hiya.
08:26Go on, please.
08:27What are you doing for lunch?
08:28Lunch.
08:29Do you want me to make something?
08:30No, I'll probably nip into the vic for a quick one.
08:33Quick what?
08:34Pint.
08:35Okay, I will see you there then.
08:36Excuse me, can I sort something out with you?
08:39Me?
08:40Oh, and don't come in a bit with me.
08:41No, Mum, do you think we could...
08:42It's all right.
08:43I'm not going to hurt you or anything.
08:44I just want to sort something out.
08:45Did you or did you not tell me that Phil had asked you to stay?
08:48Yeah, that's right.
08:49I'm staying at Phil's.
08:50See, I told you she didn't understand.
08:52You must think I was born yesterday.
08:55Look, I told you already.
08:56It wasn't my fault you got caught.
08:58I'm not saying it was.
08:59So why the hell don't you buy this bottle off me?
09:01Because I won't.
09:03Chicken!
09:11Come and I want to show you something.
09:14Nobody expected you to do it all by yourself.
09:16But he was my brother, Cheryl.
09:18There's no one else to do it.
09:20Of course there is.
09:22No, not Kathy.
09:24No, she shouldn't do it.
09:25All right, not Kathy, but there's...
09:27There's Ian.
09:29And Dad.
09:30And there's me.
09:32I don't know.
09:34Look, Mum, you've done great so far,
09:36but you can't do it all.
09:38Why don't you let somebody else take over now?
09:40Yeah, for Thursday, what you got?
09:44Nor was he any good.
09:47What?
09:48The opportunity, Knox.
09:49It's all worked out a treat, then.
09:51All right, I know you, boy, boy.
09:52As soon as you said you could do it better on him,
09:54he was upped.
09:54And there's a chance I could win a teller.
09:56Who knows the secret of the old black box?
09:59How much?
10:00Five for each.
10:01I'll have two dinosaurs and a pair of animals.
10:05Just a fart with you, please.
10:07Heard of Johnny T-Bone Wilson?
10:09Is that a slater, sir?
10:10No, he's a country and western singer.
10:11I just bought you.
10:13Yeah, I'll have some, aren't you?
10:14Yeah, he's two minutes, all right?
10:15Yeah, how's Mum and the boat?
10:16Yeah, all right.
10:17I'm going to see him, mate.
10:18Any idea when they're coming home?
10:19Yeah, should be sometime after Christmas.
10:21Well, that's a shame.
10:22Well, as long as they're all well, eh?
10:23Yeah.
10:25Ian.
10:26Ian.
10:26Forget the food.
10:27All right.
10:28Oh, Mrs. Butcher.
10:29Yeah?
10:29I've got just the thing for you.
10:32We want a drink, darling.
10:34I'll have orange juice, please.
10:35Grant, give us an orange juice, will you, please?
10:37Ricky, you've got a lot on yourself, sir.
10:39No, just some selling to do.
10:41Can't give us a lift, could you?
10:42Yeah, of course.
10:43Where are you going?
10:44Somewhere.
10:45Where?
10:46I'll tell you later.
10:47Have you some feel?
10:48No, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
10:49You just missed it.
10:51Dad?
10:52No.
10:52I've just talked you into a lot of work.
10:54What?
10:54We're taking out of the funeral arrangements.
10:56Really?
10:57Yeah.
10:57Right, so there's everybody to let know who doesn't already know.
11:00There's the cars, the flowers, and what we do afterwards.
11:02We'd better get some sandwiches.
11:03Well, Sharon said that we could come here.
11:05I mean, that seems to make sense, doesn't it?
11:06Good.
11:06We never get anybody in our house.
11:08I'd better go.
11:08No, what do you want me to do?
11:09I want you to go through the list of relatives with me.
11:11Make sure we haven't forgotten anyone.
11:13I want this to go like clockwork, right?
11:14Okay.
11:15Okay.
11:16I don't know what that was all about.
11:17What?
11:18You know, I told you, Michelle and Geeta the other day.
11:22Do you think something is going on?
11:23No.
11:24Geeta's one of those women that just sees things that are not there, though.
11:27Your mum was looking for you.
11:31She found me.
11:31I'm looking after the long trip for her.
11:33So what are you doing in here?
11:34Come for a drink before I start work.
11:35There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
11:36Why don't you use a caff?
11:37Why don't you use a caff?
11:38Because I'm the one that's...
11:39Well, what do you want a drink?
11:42Half a lager, please.
11:43You're not old enough.
11:43Oh, come on now.
11:44Everyone my age drinks.
11:46Half a lager, please.
11:48See what I've got your mum for Christmas.
11:50Oh.
11:51Don't you like them?
11:52Oh, I don't.
11:52Listen.
11:54Oh, I wouldn't be seeing dead in them.
11:56They're good, aren't they?
11:57No.
11:57I think that's what every girl should wear over Christmas.
11:59Oh, you do, do you?
12:00Yeah.
12:01Well, not this one.
12:02I could just see you in.
12:03What, you got X-ray eyes, have you?
12:05No, just a good imagination.
12:07Cheeky.
12:08What's Ricky doing?
12:10Nothing.
12:11I don't want him anywhere near that family.
12:12Wait, I get a sort, mate.
12:13He's just trying to flugger him with a jug.
12:14I don't care what he's trying to do.
12:16Just tell him, steer clear of that knot.
12:18Take a swig.
12:19I don't want a swig.
12:20Are you scared of sight?
12:21No.
12:21Then have a swig.
12:22I've said I don't want one.
12:25It talks a lot of sense and I feel a lot better for it.
12:27Good.
12:28I knew you would.
12:32Where's the woman that works here?
12:33She's not here.
12:34Yes, well, I can see that.
12:36Where will she be back?
12:37She's gone off somewhere.
12:38It's all right, so I'll come back later.
12:40No, I'm in charge.
12:41Have you won anything?
12:42I came to go for service wash.
12:44Is it painful?
12:45No.
12:45Right, I'll find it.
12:47Just leave it.
12:48You were right.
12:49Why?
12:50Instinct.
12:53Stuck-up cow.
12:59Here.
13:00Don't you ever give up.
13:02Just have my bits.
13:06Oh, that's awful.
13:08I'm getting used to it.
13:09What's your story about you buying a squat?
13:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
13:28You can't just turf Man United now.
13:30Do you want a bet?
13:31What is it you've got against him?
13:32Ah, no more than I have against most people.
13:34You know, the scroungers, parasites, like people who don't pay their rent.
13:37You just love bullying, don't you?
13:38Bullying?
13:39I pay for the place, I want to use it.
13:42Not too much to ask, is it?
13:49Mark, you all right?
13:51Yeah.
13:51Yeah, I'm fine.
13:52Look, do you want to sit down?
13:53No, I'll be okay.
13:54I'll be okay.
13:57Sorry about this.
13:58All right, it's all right.
13:59I don't know if it's a smear on me.
14:00It's probably just a touch of flu.
14:02There's a lot of it going around you.
14:03Yeah, flu.
14:05Yes, sir.
14:22Come on, then.
14:23In here.
14:28So, what are we doing up here?
14:31Well, I wanted to show you something.
14:32What?
14:34That.
14:36Well, what about it?
14:38That's London, that is.
14:40So?
14:42Well, I used to live around here when I was a kid, didn't I?
14:45When everything's got a bit out of hand with my mum or whoever she was shacked up with,
14:49I'd come up here.
14:50Why?
14:51Because it's a good place to throw yourself off.
14:52Don't be stupid.
14:54I'm not.
14:55That's what I really feel like doing right now.
14:58No, because you can see that nothing means anything.
15:04Whatever's screwing your head, really, it's just nothing.
15:06No.
15:07This ain't hard.
15:08When your mum comes home with some bloke who wants to knock you then her about a bit, that's
15:13hard.
15:14And then when he decides he wants to get in your bed instead of hers, that's hard.
15:17You don't know nothing, Aide.
15:21You've had it so easy.
15:22I saw where you were brought up.
15:24Yeah, but that was then.
15:26It's just all out there for the taking.
15:28This business with the squat, it's nothing.
15:32There'll be a million other squats.
15:36It'll be all right.
15:39Yeah.
15:39You're useless.
15:42Do you know that?
15:43Useless.
15:44No.
15:46Oh, I'll give up.
15:47Come on, I'm going to see Mark.
15:49Maybe I'll get more sense out of him.
15:51Well, that just leaves one more.
15:52Auntie Nellie.
15:53I don't know her.
15:54Well, she's in Mum's book.
15:55Right, I'll go and take the children now.
15:57Oh, no, I'll do it.
15:58They'll all be excited about breaking up for Christmas.
16:00Funny, Pete's death doesn't seem to mean anything to them.
16:02Well, that's the way it should be.
16:04Mum, who's Auntie Nellie?
16:06Auntie Nellie, she's, um, she's Mum's cousin.
16:10Should I ring her and tell her?
16:11Yeah, you'd better.
16:11All right.
16:12All right, well, I'll be off.
16:12See you later.
16:13Yeah, tell her.
16:13Okay.
16:14I thought about sending some flowers to Rosa's funeral.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Pete would have wanted that.
16:19Yeah, so I don't think the Chapmans will send any to Pete's.
16:22No, I don't suppose they will.
16:24If Alfie hadn't have died, Pete would still have been alive.
16:27Yeah.
16:28He wouldn't have been on that road at that time.
16:30It would all have been different.
16:32I don't know how easy it would have been for them when they got back there.
16:35What do you mean?
16:35Well, the Chapmans, they're not the sort of people to forgive and forget, are they?
16:39With Alfie out the way, they wouldn't have bothered.
16:42Oh, I'm not so sure.
16:43Pete wouldn't have brought Rose back unless he thought it was safe.
16:47Hmm, maybe not.
16:49Arthur, is there something you're not telling me?
16:52No, I ain't.
16:54No, I don't know.
17:00Sanjay, do you know where Mark is?
17:02Oh, he's packed in.
17:03What, already?
17:04Yeah, he wasn't feeling too good.
17:07Do you know where he's gone?
17:08Well, I'm judging by the state of him.
17:09He's probably gone home for a rest.
17:15Pratt?
17:15Well, that post office gets worse than worse. Do you know what? I've queued for hard for now.
17:22What's that with her?
17:22I don't know. They were like this when I come in here.
17:24You like what?
17:25I think you'd better call a doctor.
17:31Oh, Nigel, even if I had the money, I still wouldn't want them.
17:34But these are going to be all a rage, Maddie. Everywhere you go, people will be listening to you.
17:37No, thank you.
17:38Well, what about a dinosaur, then? These are coming useful in your place. You can see in the dark.
17:43And how that, I could be tempted if I weren't being kicked out in two days.
17:47Oh, blimey, that's a nice Christmas present, isn't it?
17:49Yeah. I think the council will wait until the New Year.
17:52Yeah, well, yeah, and the council, is it?
17:53It's Richard Carl. It's bought the place.
17:56Oh.
17:57So, er, is Mark here?
17:59No, I haven't seen him.
18:01Well, Sanjay said he'd gone home.
18:03No, not the afternoon.
18:06It was outside some office block. She went in, I waited. About 15 minutes later, she'd come out again.
18:12How do you know what it was about?
18:13Well, she didn't tell me, and I didn't ask.
18:15It was hard to get a word in. All she kept on going on about was that Bianca Jackson.
18:18She was only trying to flog her some nippers.
18:20That Sanjay's got a thing about that family, so, you know, for her sakes, do you clear on me?
18:23No, no, I can't see why, though.
18:25Mind you, she's a right little guy in that Bianca.
18:27How are you, darling?
18:29We've got company for the evening.
18:30Hey, young Steel.
18:31Is he down there, darling?
18:32Daddy's going to see the babies, is he, darling?
18:34Yep. Yeah.
18:35What do you want for your two?
18:36Yeah, there you go.
18:36Don't be a boat.
18:38Right.
18:38So, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:41So, er, where did you go this afternoon, then?
18:43Tobacco Taz.
18:45For a job.
18:46That's right.
18:47What kind of job?
18:48A cleaning job, darling.
18:50What?
18:50Look, you know what I think about this, love.
18:53What would you rather we did, Starve?
18:55I don't want you going cleaning, darling.
18:57Frank, we've been through all this.
18:59Look, look, cleaning the pub's bad enough.
19:01What happened, you know, getting us some job in some office block?
19:04When you come back with an alternative, Frank, I'll jack it in just like that.
19:08I don't like it any more than you do, love.
19:10But I'm damned if I'm going to give up all this.
19:12Took me too long getting it.
19:13Sanjay, Mark ain't at home.
19:17Well, I don't know where he is, then.
19:19Well, what was wrong with him?
19:20Eh?
19:21You said he weren't feeling too good.
19:22Yeah, just the flu, I think.
19:24Flu?
19:24Yeah, he had it really bad.
19:25He nearly fell over with it.
19:27All hot and sweaty he was.
19:28He should have been working, really.
19:29But when you're self-employed, I mean, you never...
19:31Yeah, look, did you see what way he went if he didn't go home?
19:33Um, yeah, he went off down Bread Street, not to his flat.
19:39We'll be shutting up shop in two minutes, Mandy.
19:41Yeah, I know.
19:42His Mark been in here this afternoon.
19:43No, I haven't seen him.
19:44Can't cross-rape a drink.
19:46Yeah, OK.
19:47Ian, are you going straight to the hospital?
19:48Yeah.
19:49Well, go on, you might as well get off, then.
19:50Oh, can I?
19:50Oh, cheers, ma'am.
19:51Are you driving down now?
19:53Yeah.
19:53Oh, you couldn't give me a lift, could you please?
19:54I'm here to be near there.
19:56All right.
19:57See you later, Mum.
19:57Yeah, bye.
19:58See you later.
19:58Bye.
19:59Bye.
19:59So, where's the remaining cuckoo?
20:02Dunno.
20:02I ain't seen her since this morning.
20:04What, just along Shane and the Vic?
20:05Shane, I've been over there already checked.
20:07Kiss, kiss.
20:09They were married that Christmas.
20:11That's lovely.
20:13So that's what I'm giving you.
20:15I want you to listen to me very carefully.
20:19I've been very good to you and that bitch of yours.
20:22I could have thrown you out today, but no.
20:25Out of the kindness of my heart,
20:26I decided to give you a couple of days grace.
20:30Give you time to pack.
20:32Organise a removal van, sort yourselves out.
20:34So I don't want any trouble.
20:35Do you understand that?
20:37In two days time, I want you out of here.
20:39No trying to be cute.
20:40No messing me about.
20:42You just go.
20:46Good.
20:46And you can tell that girlfriend of yours,
20:50if she ever shouts at me again in the middle of the street,
20:53I will cut out her tongue.
20:55Hi.
21:18Hello.
21:19How are we all today?
21:21Fine.
21:21Yeah.
21:23Not too bad.
21:24Where's Stephen?
21:25Uh, Pat and Franks.
21:27I've been really worried about you, Ian.
21:29I'm all right.
21:30Look, if you want me to come home, just...
21:31No, no, just stay here.
21:35I went into work today.
21:37I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in the flat by myself.
21:40How's your mum now?
21:42Yeah, she seems fine.
21:43Well, she's always been good at times like this, hasn't she?
21:46And Pauline?
21:47I haven't seen her today.
21:48I think out of all of us, it's hit her the hardest.
21:52Just keep thinking how unlucky they were.
21:55I don't think they were unlucky.
21:58Why?
22:00That's just the way life is.
22:02Hey, come on. Let's go and see them, too.
22:09What are you doing here?
22:12I'm looking for you.
22:14How'd you know where to find me?
22:16Worked out.
22:17Oh.
22:18I couldn't afford you no flowers, Mark, so I'll nip to a chocolate bar.
22:23Mandy.
22:23How are you feeling?
22:25Felt better.
22:26Yeah.
22:27I thought it must be pretty bad when you weren't at home.
22:30Yeah.
22:31I'll come to the funeral with you.
22:33There's no point.
22:34I knew it.
22:35I'll have to go with Pauline anyway.
22:37I was his wife.
22:39When he died, you won't.
22:40Phil, please.
22:42I just want to be with you.
22:43I'd give you a bit of support.
22:44Well, if you want to support me, just don't ask for me, all right?
22:47How many girls do you know have musical knickers?
22:50I know a few that play musical knickers.
22:51Well, do you want to write their names in the dresses down for me, then?
22:53Yeah, in your dreams.
22:55How's Ricky doing, then?
22:56Hey, he looks to be doing all right, Nigel.
22:58He sold a lot, then?
22:59I ain't got a close, son.
23:00I've done ten dinosaurs and eight pairs of knickers so far.
23:03Not bad for one day, is it?
23:04That is very good, Nigel, my old son.
23:07You keep that up, and that tenner is as good as yours.
23:10My dad's going to come across and have a word for Sharon about after the funeral.
23:13Well, you can have a word with me if he wants.
23:15Well, is it still all right?
23:16Yeah, nothing like a funeral party to love, not a pub at Christmas.
23:20Richard Cole doesn't know about how you've been feeling, does he?
23:22I think everyone in this square must know by now.
23:24I wasn't thinking straight.
23:26I bet he loves it.
23:27Yeah, I bet he does.
23:28But Sanjay's okay, though.
23:30Oh, I think so.
23:31How about you and Jerry?
23:32Okay.
23:33I'm not regretting having him back.
23:34Not at the moment.
23:35He seems to be behaving himself.
23:37Although how long it'll last, it's anyone's guess.
23:40You know what men are like?
23:41Well, short memories.
23:43One minute that promise you the world, and the next minute?
23:46Yeah.
23:47Arthur Church, yours please, right?
23:49Is Sharon around?
23:50It's about coming over here after the funeral.
23:52It's all right.
23:53All right, thanks.
23:54In fact, we'll lay out some sandwiches and things.
23:55Just tell me what it costs, sir.
23:57I'm in the house, Arthur.
23:58Sharon's idea for Pete.
24:01I don't like them, they're common.
24:02I don't think they're common.
24:03I've only sold three pairs.
24:05Anyway, you put them on the wrong place.
24:06Well, do you want to come out the back?
24:07I'll sort that out.
24:10All right, you.
24:11Home.
24:11May?
24:12Yeah.
24:13What do you think you're doing?
24:14Your brother and sister have got alcohol poisoning,
24:16and you're sitting here with knickers on your head.
24:18Look, I've told you, it was nothing to do with me, all right?
24:20I want to find out who it was to do with.
24:21They could have died.
24:22I want to find out who it was to do with me, all right?
24:23Come on.
24:24Come on.
24:24Come on.
24:33Hello, Queen Vic.
24:37Yeah, hang on.
24:38I'll just go and get him.
24:40Phil phone.
24:41Well, I keep forgetting, is it?
24:49My dad's never going to see the twins, is he?
24:51I know you think, but when they get a bit older,
24:55he's going to want to take them out and stuff.
24:57And then you remember.
24:59I know.
25:01He didn't even know you were pregnant.
25:04I'm never going to be like that with him.
25:06Like what?
25:07Just up and leave him.
25:10There's no worries there.
25:11I know.
25:13I'm always going to be there for my kids.
25:16Do you know what?
25:16He didn't even let me know where he was going.
25:18I mean, he just left.
25:19I mean, he didn't let me know.
25:21Well, he couldn't.
25:22What, he couldn't make one phone call?
25:24He should have, Cindy.
25:26He should have.
25:27There was so much I had to say to him.
25:30I can't say it anymore.
25:33That's it.
25:33He's gone.
25:35He should have rung me.
25:37He could have at least waited until after Christmas.
25:43Not his style, is it?
25:45Look, you're going to have to hang in there for a bit longer.
25:48When he starts getting heavy,
25:49I'll try and rev things up on the market.
25:52Thanks, Mark.
25:54So, uh,
25:56do you know how long they're keeping you in here for?
25:57No.
25:59Well, I'll go and tell you, Mum, you're dead.
26:01No!
26:03Don't tell no one.
26:04You're going to wonder where you are, Mark.
26:07I'll sort him out.
26:10Do you want me to tell Shelley?
26:13I thought you and her all looked set to come and hire him at one time.
26:17Went off her, did you?
26:19No.
26:19Well, she always seemed pretty keen to me.
26:24Just didn't work out.
26:25Why not?
26:27Don't know.
26:28Just didn't.
26:29Don't you like her anymore?
26:31Yeah.
26:32I still like her.
26:34So why don't you just tell her?
26:36It's not as easy as that.
26:38Why not?
26:38It just isn't Mandy.
26:39Well, I'd tell her if I were you.
26:42She knows how I feel about her.
26:46And?
26:47At work.
26:49I'll give anything to make it work.
26:52You know, sometimes...
26:54Sometimes I think I'll give the rest of my life
26:56just to spend one night with her.
27:00That's how I feel.
27:02But it'll never happen.
27:04I can't.
27:04It just went off.
27:09What, nothing?
27:09Nothing.
27:13Hundreds of airmen
27:14have said the same to their nearest and dearest
27:16and never come back.
27:17Well, it seems all right now.
27:18Yeah.
27:20Where are you going?
27:21Back to the pub.
27:22See you later.
27:28I think we're going, eh?
27:29I'll see you tomorrow.
27:31Yeah.
27:33You get going, all right?
27:34Yeah, all right.
27:40This isn't flu or anything like it, is it, Mark?
27:43I don't know what it is.
27:44All I know is it...
27:45Look, I know what this is.
27:47I know why you and Shelley are the way you are with each other.
27:50I know why they're keeping you in here, Mark.
27:54You've got AIDS, haven't you?
27:55Firefighting drama on the way.
28:03London's burning is at 2.15.
28:05After more classic EastEnders.
28:08Next.
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