Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 3 Witch
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00:00She is the Slayer.
00:06This is madness.
00:08What can you have been thinking?
00:11You are the Slayer. Lives depend upon you.
00:16I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility,
00:21and instead of which you enslave yourself to this cult.
00:27You don't like the color?
00:28I...
00:30Do you, um...
00:34Do you ignore everything I say as a rule?
00:38No. I believe that's your trick.
00:41I told you I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad.
00:45You have a sacred birthright, Buffy.
00:48You've been chosen to destroy vampires, not to wave pom-poms at people.
00:54And as the watcher, I forbid it.
00:56And you'll be stopping me how?
01:01What I...
01:03By appealing to your common sense, if such a creature exists.
01:08I will still have time to fight the forces of evil, okay?
01:13I just want to have a life. I want to do something normal.
01:17Something safe.
01:18I want to have time to kill you.
01:20Be safe.
01:21soul
01:42I don't know.
02:12Charles didn't approve, huh?
02:14He totally lost his water.
02:16We haven't seen a vampire in over a week.
02:19I'd say he should get a girlfriend if he wasn't so old.
02:22But we're behind you.
02:24People scoff at things like school spirit, but look at these girls giving the law like this.
02:31Ooh, stretchy.
02:34Where was I?
02:35You're pretending that seeing scantily clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience.
02:42It looks like I was pretending.
02:44Oh, hey.
02:45Here's a good luck thing for tryouts.
02:48What's this?
02:49What's that?
02:50Oh, how sweet.
02:52Yours always.
02:54It came that way, really.
02:56They all said that.
02:56Just look at that Amber.
03:02Who does she think she is?
03:03A Laker girl?
03:05I heard she turned them down.
03:07Okay, listen up.
03:09Let's begin with Amber Grove.
03:13If you're not auditioning, move off the floor.
03:16Amy.
03:16Hi.
03:18Hi.
03:20I didn't know you wanted to be a cheerleader.
03:24You lost a lot of weight.
03:25Had to.
03:27Do you know Buffy?
03:28Hi.
03:29Hi.
03:30Oh, how I hate this.
03:32Let me count the waves.
03:33She turned with Benson.
03:58He's one of the best coaches money can buy.
04:01They have cheerleading approaches?
04:04Oh, yeah.
04:05Don't you have?
04:06I train with my mom.
04:08Three hours in the morning, three at night.
04:11Hmm.
04:11How much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality mattress side.
04:15Oh, I know.
04:16It's hokey.
04:18But she's really great.
04:19Hmm.
04:31What the hell?
04:42One more time!
04:44That girl's on fire!
04:47Enough for the hyperbole.
04:49It's okay.
05:13It's okay.
05:13It's okay.
05:14You're going to be okay.
05:16Good.
05:17Oh, yeah.
06:47Spontaneous human combustion is rare and scientifically unexplainable, but there have been cases for hundreds of years.
06:54Usually all that's left is a pile of ashes.
06:56That's all that would have been left if it hadn't been for Buffy.
07:00So we have no idea what caused it.
07:04That's a comfort.
07:05But that's the thrill of living on the hellmouth.
07:08There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage.
07:17Pardon me for finding the glass half full.
07:20Any common denominators in cases of spontaneous combustion?
07:24Uh, rage.
07:25In most cases, the person who combusted was terribly angry or upset.
07:31So maybe Amber's got this power to make herself be on fire.
07:35It's like the human torch, only it hurts.
07:38I need to get the skinny on Amber.
07:40Find out if she's had any colorful episodes before.
07:43That means hacking illegally into the school's computer system.
07:47At last, something I can do.
07:49I'll ask around about her.
07:51You guys don't have to get involved.
07:52What do you mean?
07:53We're a team.
07:55Aren't we a team?
07:57Yeah.
07:58You're the Slayer, and we're like the Slayerettes.
08:02I just don't like putting you guys in danger.
08:04Oh, I laugh in the face of danger.
08:08Then I hide until it goes away.
08:11Okay, just walk softly, at least until we know a little more.
08:16I mean, what if Amber isn't causing these problems herself?
08:18Well, then we have to determine who or what did, and deal with it accordingly.
08:34Hey.
08:35Hi.
08:35How was school?
08:37Mm, a reverent joy.
08:40What's on this?
08:41That's for the tribal art display.
08:44Cool.
08:48We had tryouts today.
08:51Oh, great.
08:52How'd it go?
08:53I didn't actually get to try out.
08:55There was an accident.
08:57Pretty fierce competition, though.
08:59Oh, I know you'll do fine.
09:01Keep on plugging.
09:02Just have to get back on the horse.
09:05Mom?
09:06Yeah?
09:07What was I trying out for?
09:08Uh, oh, uh, some activity?
09:14I have no idea.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:17That's okay.
09:19Your platitudes are good for all occasions.
09:22I'm distracted.
09:24Got a lot of inventory to go through here.
09:28This is my gallery's first major show.
09:31You know, it might not physically kill you to give me a hand here.
09:43It was cheerleading.
09:45Oh, good.
09:46I'm glad you're taking that up again.
09:48It'll keep you out of trouble.
09:50I'm not in trouble.
09:52No, not yet.
09:53I mean, you stopped cheerleading just before the trouble.
10:02So it's good you're coming back.
10:06Oh, dear.
10:08What?
10:10A fertility statue.
10:11You don't need to see it.
10:13You know, there's this girl, Amy, and, um, she trains with her mom like three hours a day.
10:21Uh-huh.
10:22Well, it sounds like her mom's pretty into it.
10:26Sounds like her mom doesn't have a lot to do.
10:38Jeepers.
10:40Despite the terrible thing that happened yesterday, we still have to pick new cheerleaders.
10:46If you make the team, you'll find your names posted in the quad after lunch.
10:52Let's begin with group performance.
10:56Why do my hands have to sweat when I get nervous?
11:00Don't worry.
11:01You'll do great.
11:01Five, six, seven, eight.
11:05Sunnydale.
11:06Sunnydale.
11:07You never fail.
11:08You never fail.
11:10Jump and shoot.
11:11Switch and sword.
11:12The other team is such a war.
11:16Yeah!
11:16Ah!
11:17You saw that, right?
11:20That wasn't me.
11:21You saw that, right?
11:25Right?
11:25That's my mom.
11:37I don't really know.
11:38No.
11:42Catherine Madison.
11:44Get down with your bad self.
11:46Her nickname was Catherine the Great.
11:49She took that team and made them tri-county champions.
11:51You know, no one's ever done that before.
11:53Or since.
11:54She and my dad were homecoming king and queen.
11:58They got married right after graduation.
12:01That's kind of romantic.
12:03Well, he was a big loser.
12:05Never made any money.
12:07Ran off with Miss Trailer Trash when I was 12.
12:10Well, okay, that part's less romantic.
12:16My folks split up, too.
12:19Drag, huh?
12:21And he left for my mom with nothing.
12:23She put herself through cosmetology school.
12:27Bought me everything I ever wanted.
12:30And never once gained a single pound.
12:32Uh, she sounds really great, Amy, but, um, it doesn't mean that you need to lockstep as
12:42far as this cheerleading thing.
12:44She was the best.
12:46And I can't get my body to move like hers.
12:49I choked in there so bad.
12:52No, Amy, you did fine.
12:55I'm gonna get you.
12:57Wait, no.
12:59Hey, Amy.
13:02Is she okay?
13:03Oh, she's, she's wigging about her mom, the cheer queen back when.
13:10Yeah, her mom's kind of Nazi-like.
13:14Heil.
13:15If she gains an ounce, she padlocks the fridge and won't need anything but broth.
13:20So, Mommy Dearest is really Mommy Dearest.
13:25There's a bitter streak.
13:27But Amy's nice.
13:28We used to hang in junior high.
13:29When her mom would go on a broth kick, Amy'd come over to my house and we'd stuff ourselves
13:35with brownies.
13:37Hmm.
13:38Hey, any word on Amber?
13:41Nothing thrilling.
13:43Average student.
13:44Got detention once for smoking.
13:47Regular smoking.
13:49With a cigarette.
13:50Not, like, being smoky.
13:52Hmm.
13:52All pretty normal.
13:56So she'll have to wait and see what happens.
13:59Maybe nothing will.
14:01No.
14:01No.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Whoa.
14:03Hmm.
14:04Ha, ha, ha.
14:29I have a dream.
14:41It's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every varsity male as far as the eye can
14:48see.
14:49We have to achieve our dreams, Amy.
14:53Otherwise, we wither and die.
14:57Look, I'm sorry about...
14:59Shh.
15:00If your supreme clutziness out there today takes me out of the running, you're going to be
15:07so very beyond sorry.
15:11Have a nice day.
15:12I told Buffy about Amber.
15:29Cool.
15:30What's she wearing it?
15:32The bracelet.
15:33She was wearing it, right?
15:34It's pretty much like we're going out.
15:35Except without the hugging or kissing or her knowing about it.
15:41So I'm just a figure of fun.
15:44I should ask her out, right?
15:46Won't know until you ask.
15:49That's why you're so cool.
15:50You're like a guy.
15:51You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff.
15:55Oh, great.
15:56I'm a guy.
15:57Oh, hey.
15:59They're posting a list.
16:04I can't take this.
16:08Yes!
16:11Cover me.
16:12I'm going in.
16:13You're lucky.
16:24I made it?
16:25Oh!
16:26I made it.
16:29One of those girls hit me really hard.
16:32We should test for steroids.
16:34Okay, not only did you make the team, but you missed summers of the first alternate in Amy's
16:38number three, and what a better way to celebrate than with a romantic drive-through.
16:44Xander, alternates are the ones who didn't make the team.
16:47They only fill in if something happens to the ones who did.
16:52Excuse me.
16:54For I am Xander, king of Cretans.
16:57May all lesser Cretans bow before me.
17:00At least it's over.
17:03And you know what I think we should do about it?
17:05Brownie Pigout, my house, after school.
17:07It's just how many more hours a day can I practice?
17:12You know, how much more can I do?
17:15This would never happen to my mother.
17:19Never.
17:19Never.
17:37Give me the power.
17:54Give me the dark.
17:55I call on you, the laughing gods.
18:03Let your blackness crawl beneath my skin.
18:08Accept thy sacrifice.
18:12Cordelia.
18:16Feed on her.
18:17Look what I've found.
18:38It's my yearbook from junior year.
18:41Don't look.
18:44There I am.
18:48Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex.
18:51I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.
18:54This is Gidget hair.
18:55Don't they teach you anything in history?
18:58Well, it's really cool, but I got a book.
19:00Well, I was thinking.
19:03I know the cheerleading thing didn't work out.
19:06Maybe you should think about joining the yearbook staff.
19:09I did it.
19:10It was a lot of fun.
19:12Not really my tip, Mom.
19:15I was a photo editor.
19:18I got to be on every page.
19:19Made me look much more popular than I was.
19:22And have you seen the kids that do yearbook?
19:25Nerds pick on them.
19:26Some of the best times I had in school working on the yearbook.
19:32Oh, this just in.
19:34I'm not you.
19:35I'm into my own thing.
19:37Your own thing.
19:38Whatever it is.
19:39Got you kicked out of school.
19:40And we had to move here to find a decent school that would take you.
19:46Honey.
19:50Oh, great parenting form.
19:53A little shaky on the dismount.
20:02Cordelia, you haven't been mean to me all day.
20:04Is it something I've done?
20:07Okay, see how she has no clue that I'm even a mammal, much as a human being?
20:11I see that.
20:12This is the invisible man syndrome.
20:15A blessing in Cordelia's case.
20:16A curse in Buffy's.
20:19You're not invisible to Buffy.
20:21It's worse.
20:22I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe.
20:25Or a rug that you walk in every day but don't even really see it.
20:29Like a pen that's all chewed up.
20:31And you know you should throw it away, but you don't.
20:34Not because you like it so much.
20:36More because you're just used to it.
20:38Well, yeah.
20:39That is the point.
20:40You don't have to drive it through my head like a railroad spike.
20:43Like, I've got to take your advice and not beat around the bush.
20:49Or I could be wrong.
20:50Maybe you should beat around the bush more.
20:54Nah, I've got to be a man and ask her out.
20:57You know what I got to stop?
20:59Giving her ID bracelets.
21:01Settling you windows.
21:03Taking colaroids outside of her bedroom window late at night.
21:05That last part is a joke.
21:07It's relieved the tension because here she comes.
21:09Okay, into battle I go.
21:13Would you ask out for me?
21:16No.
21:17Man.
21:18Me battle.
21:20Buffy!
21:23Would you like to...
21:24Is that even Cordelia's locker?
21:26Huh?
21:27Oh, I don't know.
21:29What I'm saying is accompany me Friday night.
21:32I have to, um...
21:33We can make this up later.
21:35You don't mind, do you?
21:39All right.
21:41Oh!
21:41Oh!
21:42Oh!
21:58Oh!
22:03Oh!
22:04Nice of you to join us, Cordelia.
22:11We didn't keep you waiting or anything, did we?
22:13It's your turn to drive.
22:14Okay, people, let's buckle up.
22:16I don't want to drive today, Mr. Paul.
22:20You flunked driver's ed twice already.
22:22Show me some moves or you'll be taking the bus to college.
22:32Okay, check the brake.
22:34Check the mirror.
22:38Start the engine.
22:41Hello.
22:42Put the car in drive.
22:47Let's move forward through the cones with a gentle, even turn to the...
22:54Slow down.
23:00Slow, slow...
23:01Turn right.
23:02Turn right.
23:02Crake!
23:03Brake!
23:12Brake!
23:13Everybody out!
23:26Get everybody out!
23:28Oh my God, I can't see anything!
23:56Oh, God.
23:58What's happening? I can't see anything!
24:04Witchcraft.
24:06Blinding her enemy to disorient and disable them is classic.
24:10First vampires, now witches.
24:13No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.
24:16Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
24:19Maybe because they met her?
24:22Did I see that?
24:24And setting Amber ablaze?
24:28Those guys don't hang.
24:30They're both cheerleaders.
24:32Someone doesn't like cheerleading.
24:34Or likes it too much.
24:36Amy. Amy.
24:38So you guys are leaning towards Amy.
24:40She's desperate to get on that team room.
24:42I've got this feeling she'd do just about anything to make her mom's dream come true.
24:46Let me make sure I have this right.
24:48This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells so that she can become a cheerleader.
24:56I think you're underestimating the amount of pressure a parent can lay on you.
25:00If they're not a picture-perfect carbon copy, they tend to wig.
25:04Cheerleading was kind of her mom's last hurrah.
25:08Look, we still have to stop Amy.
25:10We should grab her and...
25:11Yeah, I think we should be sure she's the witch before we arise our suspicions.
25:16She's capable of some very unpleasant things.
25:18Okay.
25:19All right.
25:20So you're in high school.
25:22You are desperate to make the team and please your mom.
25:25So you turn to witchcraft.
25:27What's the first thing you're gonna do?
25:29Check out the books on witchcraft.
25:32No.
25:34No, that would be the last thing you would do.
25:36You don't want to leave a paper trail.
25:38Forget that.
25:39Then it'll just take a minute.
25:41We don't have a minute.
25:43Cheerleaders are in danger.
25:44Buffy's in danger.
25:45You were the first alternate.
25:47You are on the team now that Cordelia's out.
25:50You could be next.
25:51We gotta get you to a safe house.
25:53Xander.
25:54Yeah?
25:57Witches.
25:58Historic roots to modern practice.
26:01Checked out by Alexander Harris.
26:03The pagan rites.
26:05Checked out by...
26:06All right, all right.
26:07It's not what you think.
26:09You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?
26:13Oh, well, I guess it is what you think.
26:16Have you all quite finished?
26:17We have to find a conclusive test.
26:19Maybe something in here.
26:22Yes, this should do it.
26:25You'll need some of her hair, a little quicksilver, and some aqua fortis.
26:33Well, that's just mercury and nitric acid.
26:36You can get that in the science lab.
26:39Heat ingredients and apply to which.
26:42If a spell has been cast in the previous 48 hours, a witch's skin turns blue.
26:46Oh.
26:47Oh, and you'll need some eye of nude.
26:52Those of you in track one may begin your dissections now.
26:59Those of you in track two, take your hydrochloric acid and your ammonium hydroxide and carefully pour them into your beakers.
27:14Now slow, slow.
27:16I can't.
27:17Counting one and being safe.
27:20And you get...
27:21Eye of nude.
27:22Now, how's Buffy doing with the hair?
27:27Isn't this exciting?
27:30Oh, yeah.
27:32Amy, help me.
27:33Um, which is the hydrochloric acid and which is the ammonium hydroxide?
27:39Well, the bottle that says hydrochloric acid is usually the hydrochloric acid.
27:45Read the bottles.
27:46Concept.
27:47Oops.
28:00Wait for her to the nice little witch.
28:30All set.
28:31Do you have a plan?
28:32Spill it on her.
28:33Try and make it look natural.
28:34Right behind you only.
28:35Further back.
28:36Sean, can you tell me why these chemicals have this reaction?
28:51Sean?
28:52Are you?
28:57Oh, my God.
29:04Did you see?
29:20Amy was freaked out as the rest of us.
29:22So it's not her.
29:23The test was positive.
29:24She's our Sabrina.
29:26I just don't think she realizes what she's doing.
29:29Well, should we talk to her?
29:31Maybe we should talk to her mother.
29:33I wonder if she knows what she's created.
29:35Go.
29:36Give me a chance.
30:01Where are you?
30:11Another productive day in front of the TV.
30:16I got a history report due tomorrow.
30:21Write it.
30:27I should be on that team by now.
30:31But instead, Miss Buffy and friends are sneaking around stealing bits of my hair.
30:45I'll be upstairs.
30:47I'll be right back.
30:49I'll be right back.
30:51I'll be right back.
30:53I'll be right back.
30:55I'll be right back.
30:57I'll be right back.
30:59I'll be right back.
31:01I'll be right back.
31:03I'll be right back.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:07I'll be right back.
31:09I'll be right back.
31:11I'll be right back.
31:13I'll be right back.
31:15I'll be right back.
31:17I'll be right back.
31:21Oh! Oops.
31:26Oh.
31:34Macho, macho man.
31:36I want to be a macho man.
31:40Macho... Oh, hey, juice.
31:42Oh.
31:45Quality juice. Not from concentrate.
31:48You're in a good mood.
31:49I am.
31:51I'm on the squad, which is great,
31:52because I feel like cheering and leading others to cheer.
31:56Oh, hey, juice.
31:58Listen, honey, about yesterday...
32:00Oh, I really...
32:01That is totally yester.
32:03Besides, it's not like you were wrong, you know?
32:06I did get kicked out of school.
32:08I'm just wacky that way.
32:11Still, I just want you to know
32:12that despite the problems you've had...
32:14Look, Mom, you just don't get it.
32:17And believe me, you don't want it.
32:19You know, there are just some things
32:22about being a vampire slayer that...
32:24The older generation...
32:26It's a long story.
32:28Muffy, are you feeling well?
32:30What?
32:30Oh, I'm fine, you know?
32:32What, like, I can't be in a good mood?
32:35Like, a new house rule?
32:36Fine, you know?
32:37I was just fine, fine, fine,
32:39Because I'm a macho, macho man
32:42I want to be a macho man
32:45Macho, macho man
32:48I want to be...
32:51Five, six, seven, eight
32:55Turn up the music!
33:03Get it together, bossy!
33:18Get it together, Buffy. We have a game in less than four hours.
33:35Willow! Sander!
33:37My buzz are here. I love my buzz.
33:40Hi! Hi!
33:43Is it me or is Buffy a bit lubed?
33:48We'd better get her out of there.
33:57Yeah, before she...
34:00hurts someone.
34:04Did I do that?
34:09You are so out of here.
34:12It's not her fault.
34:13She's on medication.
34:14What? Obviously not enough.
34:16Who's our next ultimate?
34:18Oh, Amy, you just made cheerleader.
34:23No, no, no. You don't want her. She's a woman.
34:27A wise choice indeed.
34:28She's a witchy, Buffy. I just got kicked off the team, didn't I?
34:39I don't think it was your fault.
34:40I know you don't. That's because you're my friend.
34:44You're my Xander-shaped friend.
34:46Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?
34:50You gotta get her to us.
34:51Let her speak.
34:52I'll tell you.
34:54You're not like other boys at all.
34:57Well...
34:58You are totally and completely one of the girls.
35:02I'm that comfy with him.
35:05That's great.
35:06Any other guy would give me a bracelet.
35:08They'd want to date me.
35:11It'd be like a...
35:11Oh, well...
35:14I don't feel so good.
35:18Buffy?
35:18Buffy?
35:19You've got to get her to a hospital.
35:24They can't help her.
35:25This is a bloodstone vengeance spell.
35:28Hits the body hard like a quart of alcohol
35:31and then just eradicates the immune system.
35:34A vengeance spell like she's trying to get even with Buffy?
35:37Because she knows I know she's a witch.
35:39Yeah, that she just wanted out of the running.
35:41You, she intends to, um...
35:44Kill.
35:45How much time do we have?
35:47Oh, uh, I'm sure, uh...
35:50Truth.
35:53Please.
35:56A couple of hours.
35:57Three at most.
35:58Well, how do we reverse the spell?
36:01Well, I've been researching that
36:03and, uh, we can reverse all the spells
36:05if, um, we can just lay our hands on Amy's spell book.
36:11And if we can't get a hold of it?
36:13Well, the other way is to cut the witch's head off.
36:16Show of hands.
36:18It's not Amy's fault.
36:21She only became a witch to survive her mother.
36:23Look, I don't care why.
36:25I just care that you go on breathing.
36:27Giles, where would you be casting these spells?
36:30No, she needs a sacred space.
36:33A pentagram, a large pot.
36:36Her home.
36:37Um, okay, help me out.
36:39Oh.
36:41We'll just go to her house
36:43and we'll get her book.
36:46Okay, we'll go with you.
36:48No.
36:49You guys stay here and keep an eye on Amy.
36:52And keep her away from the science lab.
36:54We'll need her to cast our counter spells.
36:57We'll need her to cast our protocols.
37:27Who are you?
37:35Um, oh, is there something wrong?
37:36Mrs. Madison, we need to talk to you about your daughter.
37:39I'm not allowed.
37:41You'll have to come back later.
37:42Excuse me.
37:44What?
37:46You all right?
37:49Um, I'm here.
37:50Your daughter is meddling with something very dangerous.
37:53Are you aware of that?
37:54No, I don't know what you're talking about.
37:56Oh, I think you know only too well.
37:58You've got to go.
37:59She's going to be home soon and you...
38:01This girl is very sick.
38:03Now, you will shut up and you will listen to me.
38:06Your daughter has access to some very powerful magics
38:09and somehow your obsession with cheerleading has made...
38:12I don't care about cheerleading.
38:15It's not my fault she's doing stuff.
38:18As her mother, you should assume some responsibility for her actions.
38:21Yeah, well, you know, these kids today...
38:28She's out of her mind.
38:33Ever since dad...
38:34Her dad left, I can't control her.
38:38You're afraid of her.
38:39Amy?
38:45Are you Amy?
38:48I don't understand.
38:49She switched.
38:53She switched your bodies, didn't she?
38:59Good Lord.
39:01She wanted to relive her glory days.
39:07She said I was wasting my youth.
39:12So she took it.
39:19I didn't know anything about her powers.
39:26I mean, when dad was here, they would fight and yell and he would call her a witch and...
39:33I mean, I just thought he meant...
39:35Oh, God, when he left, I wanted to go with him.
39:40But she wouldn't even let me call.
39:41She went crazy.
39:44I mean, she'd lock herself upstairs for days and she was always coming down on me and telling me I didn't deserve to have it so easy and that I didn't know how hard it was to be her.
39:56And I guess she showed me, huh?
40:06Amy, it's gonna be okay.
40:07A few months ago, I woke up in her bed.
40:17I didn't know where I was and then I looked in the mirror.
40:23She locked herself upstairs?
40:25Yes.
40:26Where?
40:34If she finds out I've been here, she'll kill me.
40:37My girl.
40:57I believe we can reverse your mother's spell.
41:01Well, all of them, in fact.
41:03You could.
41:05Really, you could.
41:06I need to find her books.
41:10There'd be specific volumes she'd need for this kind of casting.
41:21Collect those dolls and any other person with...
41:24Nice kitty.
41:30I see what you're calling.
41:39Ah, yes.
41:45This is it.
41:46What do we find?
41:51What do we find?
41:54What do we find?
41:54Well...
41:55Where are you going?
41:59I'm going to school.
42:01And you're coming with us.
42:03I can do it.
42:04Come on.
42:07I have a lot.
42:13Go, help.
42:16Go.
42:16Go.
42:17Go.
42:18Go.
42:18Go.
42:19Go.
42:20Go.
42:20Go.
42:21Go.
42:21Go.
42:22Go.
42:23Go.
42:24Woo.
42:25Go.
42:25Go.
42:29Go.
42:29Go.
42:30I don't want to stop this.
42:51I promise.
42:58You just stand on.
43:00How is she?
43:08I have a few minutes left.
43:09I have a few minutes left.
43:19I have a few minutes left.
43:25I have a few minutes left.
43:27Go, leader, go!
43:29Go, leader, go!
43:31Go, leader, go!
43:32Go, leader, go!
43:37Right. Here we go.
43:57The center is dark. Centrum est obscurus. Darkness breathes. Enabrae respiratis. The listener hears.
44:14Hear me.
44:27It's working.
44:41Unlock the gate. Let the darkness shine. Cover us with holy fear. Show me.
44:57Amy, what's your problem?
45:27She's coming.
45:43Amy.
45:44Get out of my way.
45:45Wait. I need to talk to you. I can help you.
45:49Help me.
45:51With what?
45:53Well, you know, all your witchcraft.
45:57I know this really good cauldron. Do you actually ride a broom?
46:07Xander!
46:15Korsheth and Gilel, the gate is closed. Receive the dark. Release the unworthy.
46:23Take of mine energy and be sated.
46:30Be sated.
46:45Release the unworthy.
46:47Release.
47:00Release.
47:02Release.
47:07Release.
47:08RITTANY!!!
47:16RITANY!!!
47:25Buffy? Amy?
47:42You... you...
47:43Come on!
47:55You... you little brat.
48:00Mom, please.
48:07How dare you raise your hand to your mother?
48:10I gave you birth.
48:12I gave up my life so you could drag that worthless carcass around and call it living.
48:19You've never been anything but trouble.
48:23I'm going to put you where you can't make trouble.
48:25I'm going to kill you again.
48:27Guess what?
48:29I feel better.
48:36That body was mine.
48:40Mine!
48:41Oh, grow up!
48:43Grow it!
48:44I shall look upon my enemy.
48:54I shall look upon her and the dark place will have her soul.
49:02Have her soul.
49:06Core shift.
49:07Take her!
49:08Agh!
49:09Agh!
49:10Agh!
49:11Agh!
49:12Agh!
49:13Agh!
49:14Agh!
49:15Agh!
49:16Agh!
49:17Agh!
49:18Agh!
49:19Agh!
49:20Agh!
49:21Agh!
49:22Agh!
49:23Agh!
49:24Agh!
49:25Agh!
49:26Agh!
49:27Agh!
49:28Agh!
49:29Agh!
49:30Agh!
49:31Agh!
49:32Well, that was, um, interesting.
49:48You guys okay?
49:50I'm fine.
49:52I assume the, uh, all the spells are reversed.
49:56It was my first casting, so I may have got it wrong.
50:00You saved my life.
50:03You were a god.
50:04Well, I didn't think you'd pull it off.
50:06I got her! I got her! Cut her head off!
50:08Xander, what are you doing?
50:10Saving you?
50:12Get your hands off of her.
50:15But she's evil.
50:17It wasn't exactly her.
50:20I was my mom.
50:22Oh.
50:24Where is she?
50:25Hey, Willow, it's cool.
50:28It is?
50:29Yeah, I took care of it.
50:30I don't get it.
50:42But I've been doing a lot of thinking about where you're coming from, how to relate to you,
50:51and I've come to a very simple conclusion.
50:54I don't get it.
50:56I'm inscrutable, huh?
50:57You're 16.
51:02I think there's a biological imperative whereby I can understand you because I'm not 16.
51:10Do you ever wish you could be 16 again?
51:15Oh, that's a frightful notion.
51:18Go through all that again?
51:19Not even if it helped me understand you.
51:25I love you, Mom.
51:33I don't get it.
51:34My dad is so impossible.
51:37He doesn't ever want me going anywhere.
51:41He wants to spend total quantity time together.
51:44And I'm like, Dad, I can go out.
51:46It's perfectly safe.
51:48But he's got all this guilt about leaving me with my mom, and he's being a total pain.
51:53You're loving it.
51:55Every single minute.
51:58This Saturday night, he wants to stay in and make brownies.
52:03Well, the brownies were my idea.
52:07Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternate.
52:11Hold it, wait.
52:15No, I'm not.
52:16Well, I know that I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling out words with my arms.
52:22Ooh, these scrapes are sour.
52:25Oh, I'm sorry.
52:27I forgot that you wanted to be on the squad.
52:30Oh, hey, that's okay.
52:32Cheerleading's just a little too hairy for me these days.
52:34Yeah, that's for sure.
52:36Catherine the Great.
52:43And there's been no sign of her?
52:46That last spell?
52:48She said I'd never make trouble again.
52:51Whoever she is, I don't think we'll have to worry.
52:58Twisted.
53:02I'm just happy to have my body back.
53:04I'm thinking of getting fat.
53:07You know, I hear that look's in for spring.
53:10No, no, no, no.
53:15Please.
53:16I'm...
53:17No.