Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 9 The Puppet Show
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00:00She is the Slayer.
00:05I will be whole.
00:09I will be new.
00:30Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
00:50I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadows.
00:57If I fail, if I succeed.
01:01Thank you, Cordelia.
01:03That's going to be lovely.
01:05But I didn't do the part with the sparklers.
01:10We'll save that for the dress rehearsal.
01:14But Lisa, please.
01:27If it isn't the great producer.
01:33Had to see this to believe it.
01:35Oh, you three.
01:37The school talent show.
01:39However did you finagle such a primo assignment?
01:42Our new Fuhrer, Mr. Snyder.
01:45I think they call them principals now.
01:49He thought it would behove me to have more contact with the students.
01:53I did try to explain that my vocational choice of librarian was a deliberate attempt to minimize said contact, but you would have none of it.
02:04Giles, and to every generation is born one who must run the annual talent list show.
02:11You cannot escape your destiny.
02:13If you had a shred of decency, you would have participated or at least, um, helped.
02:20Nah.
02:21I think I'll take on your traditional role.
02:23You watch.
02:25And mock.
02:26And laugh.
02:27Okay.
02:32I think maybe we better leave our Mr. Giles to this business he calls show.
02:43Principal Snyder.
02:45So?
02:46We think school events are stupid, and we think authority figures ought to be made fun of.
02:51No, no, we don't.
02:53Unless you do.
02:54And we think our afternoon classes are optional.
03:00All three of you left campus yesterday.
03:03Yeah, but we were fighting a demon.
03:06Fighting?
03:07Not fighting.
03:08No, no, we left to avoid fighting.
03:11Real antisocial types.
03:14You need to integrate into this school, people.
03:18I think I just found three eager new participants for the talent show.
03:22What?
03:24No.
03:25Please.
03:26I've been watching you three.
03:28Always getting into one scrape, bro.
03:31Well, we're really, really sorry, but about the talent show.
03:34Please, you can't make us.
03:36Yes.
03:37My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense.
03:42But he was eaten.
03:44You're in my world now.
03:46Well, and Sunnydale has touched and felt the last time.
03:55Can I just mention that detention is a time-honored form of punishment?
03:59I know the three of you will come up with a wonderful act at school to watch.
04:05And mock.
04:07And laugh.
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04:38Dough, mine
04:41I think dummies are cute, you don't?
04:47Oh, they give me the wig, ever since I was little
04:50What happened?
04:53I saw a dummy, it gave me the wig
04:55There really wasn't a story there
04:57Hi, I'm Morgan
04:59And I'm Sid
05:02Hey, Morgan, would you like to tell some jokes?
05:09Would I?
05:11As a matter of fact, it is
05:14It's also a wood nose and a wood mouth
05:18I didn't sleep at all last night
05:29All right, time out
05:31Let's stop this before someone gets hurt
05:34Kid, you are the worst
05:39Even I can see your lips move
05:41Come on, Sid
05:45You're spoiling my act
05:47I worked on these jokes for weeks
05:50You call those jokes?
05:52My jockey shorts are made out of better material
05:56And they're rather bold
06:01Here, you see
06:08I'm sure you three can come up with something
06:11Equally exciting
06:14Is anybody there?
06:36Hello?
06:45Hello?
06:45Hello?
06:47Hello?
07:07Hello?
07:15I will be flesh.
07:45I will be flesh.
07:51I will be flesh.
07:55I will be flesh.
08:05I will be flesh.
08:09I reach into the hat and out comes...
08:33Has anybody seen a rabbit?
08:39I can't do this.
08:48Sandra, come on.
08:50I can't.
08:51I have my pride.
08:52Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this.
08:57A dramatic scene is the easiest way to get through the talent show.
09:03Because it doesn't require an actual talent.
09:06But we have talent.
09:07We can do stuff.
09:09Buffy...
09:10What am I going to do?
09:12Slay vampires on stage?
09:14Maybe in a funny way.
09:16Willa, you can do stuff.
09:18The piano.
09:19You play?
09:21A little.
09:22Well, that's cool.
09:23You could accompany us and we could attempt to sing.
09:26Oh, in front of other people?
09:29Then, no, I don't play.
09:32Whatever happened to Corporal Punishment?
09:37Mm, mm, mm.
09:39Look at the goodies.
09:41Morgan, you're really getting good.
09:45Where did you come up with that voice?
09:47It's kind of an imitation of my dad.
09:51Sounds real.
09:52It is real.
09:54I'm the one with the talent here.
09:57The kid's dead weight.
09:59How about you and I do a little rehearsing on our own, honey?
10:04Uh, hey.
10:05You know what they say.
10:08Once you go wood, nothing's as good.
10:11Okay, Morgan.
10:12Forget the joke.
10:13Horny dummy.
10:14Ha, ha.
10:15It's very funny, but you might want to consider getting some new shtick.
10:19Unless you want your prop ending up as a Duraflame log.
10:25Kids today need discipline.
10:28It's an unpopular word these days, discipline.
10:32I know Principal Flutie would have said,
10:34Kids need understanding.
10:36Kids are human beings.
10:39It's the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.
10:44I think perhaps it was a little more complex.
10:48This place has quite a reputation.
10:51Suicide, missing persons, spontaneous cheerleader combustion.
11:00You can't put up with that.
11:03You've got to keep an eye on the bad element.
11:08Like those three.
11:11And the, and the horses.
11:13Kids.
11:16I don't like them.
11:17From now on, you're going to see a very different Sunnydale High.
11:22A tight ship.
11:24Clean, orderly, and quiet.
11:29pronounce
11:55Oh, you're right there.
11:56It was Emily.
11:59Emily. Dancer Emily?
12:02Oh, man.
12:04I hate this school.
12:06It must have happened just after dress rehearsals.
12:09There was a cross-country meet at Melville.
12:11She's never shown up for it.
12:13Vampire?
12:15Um, I think not.
12:17Giles, share. What happened?
12:19Her heart was removed.
12:22Yikes.
12:23Does that mean anything to you?
12:25Besides...
12:26There are various demons
12:30which feed off human hearts, but...
12:33But demons have claws
12:37and teeth.
12:39They got no use for a big old knife.
12:42More than likely makes our murderer...
12:44Human.
12:45Did I mention that I hate this school?
12:48So Emily was killed by a regular human person.
12:52The evidence certainly points that way.
12:56No. Wait.
12:59I'm not buying you guys.
13:02Remember the hellmouth?
13:04Mystical activity is totally rife here.
13:07This, to me, says demon.
13:09I'd like to think you're right.
13:10A demon is a creature of evil,
13:13pure and very simple.
13:14A person driven to kill is...
13:16It's more complex.
13:19The creep factor is also heightened.
13:22It could be anyone.
13:24It could be me.
13:28It's not, though.
13:30A demon or no,
13:32we have some investigating to do.
13:34I suggest we start with your talent show compatriots.
13:37One of them may have been the last to see her alive.
13:39I didn't know her too well.
13:42There's that whole dancer-band rivalry, you know?
13:45Heard about that.
13:46But I did speak to her a little the day that...
13:49yesterday.
13:51How did she seem?
13:52She was happy, I guess.
13:54She was psyched to be doing the show.
13:56She was a really good dancer.
13:58Here, pick a card.
13:59No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:03Not that one.
14:04You picked this one.
14:06Do you remember the last time you saw her?
14:09She was talking to someone.
14:11Who?
14:12That smart guy.
14:13The one with the dummy?
14:14What's his name?
14:16Morgan?
14:17Yeah, that's it.
14:18He was acting kind of strange.
14:21Strange how?
14:23It's just such a tragedy for me.
14:25Emma was, like, my best friend.
14:30Emily.
14:32Well, Morgan's just strange.
14:34He's always rubbing his head a lot and moaning.
14:38Especially the other day.
14:40They seem kind of paranoid, looking around at everyone.
14:44And I think I saw him arguing with this dummy.
14:48All I can think is, it could have been me.
14:53We can dream.
14:55Right now, you and me gotta be on the lookout.
15:09Figure out who's gonna be next.
15:12How are we supposed to...
15:16Hi.
15:17Hi.
15:21Hello.
15:21I was just working on throwing my voice.
15:28Uh, Morgan, did you notice anything weird going on around here yesterday?
15:33Weird?
15:35What do you mean?
15:37With Emily.
15:39Did she say anything to you?
15:41Was she arguing with anyone?
15:44No.
15:45She was dancing.
15:48Sid and I were talking.
15:49Talking.
15:50Rehearsing.
15:54So you didn't notice anything weirded.
15:57Oh.
15:59Morgan, are you okay?
16:01Look, sweetheart.
16:03He answered your question.
16:05Now leave him alone.
16:07Okay, Morgan.
16:08How about talking to me yourself now?
16:10He said all he's gonna say.
16:12It's okay, Sid.
16:14It's okay, Sid.
16:16We're done.
16:27I'm sorry.
16:28Look, I didn't mean to make you mad.
16:31No, I'm...
16:32It's him.
16:34It's him.
16:37He's...
16:38We have to go.
16:52Cute couple.
16:53Okay, next time we split up, someone else is on Cordy detail.
17:00Five more minutes with her, we would have had another organ donor.
17:03I think I had a bit more luck.
17:04Everyone I talked to seemed to point their fingers at the same person.
17:08Morgan.
17:09Morgan.
17:10We have a winner.
17:11I fear I was led to the same conclusion.
17:15Well, what do we do?
17:16We don't slam, right?
17:18We want to bring him to justice.
17:19We could set up a complex sting operation where we get him to confess.
17:24I should wear a wire.
17:25Well, hey, you guys.
17:27All we know is that Morgan is a grade-A large weirdo.
17:30That doesn't lead directly to murder her.
17:33Guy talks to his puppet.
17:35And for his puppet.
17:37Well, yeah, but what about the whole, it's a demon theory?
17:42Yeah, I'm looking into that, but my investigation is somewhat hampered by her life in the theater.
17:49Uh, priority check, Giles?
17:52Talent show?
17:53Murder.
17:55Yeah, we can't do a talent show.
17:57It's unthinkable.
17:58I'm not able to think it.
17:59Principal Snyder is watching us all very closely.
18:03If he chooses, he can make all our lives extremely difficult.
18:06A slayer cannot afford that.
18:08We will find this murderer, but in the meantime, the show must go on.
18:15This is so unfair.
18:18Buffy, you watch Morgan.
18:20Check his locker.
18:21See if there's anything there.
18:23Like a heart?
18:25Or something.
18:28All right.
18:30I'll pull up his locker numbers.
18:31Can I still wear a wire?
18:34Okay.
18:34Clue to the left.
19:04Three to the right.
19:25Principal Snyder.
19:26What are you doing?
19:29Uh, looking for something.
19:31School hours are over.
19:33You, therefore, should be gone.
19:35And I'm going any minute now.
19:38There are things I will not tolerate.
19:41Students loitering on campus after school.
19:44Horrible murders with hearts being removed.
19:48And also smoking.
19:50Well, I don't do any of those things.
19:53Not ever.
19:56There's something going on with you.
19:59I'll figure it out sooner or later.
20:05Do you need something here?
20:08Oh.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Right.
20:10Um, a friend wanted me to get something out of his case.
20:28He must have taken it and just forgotten to tell me.
20:31Get along home now.
20:40It's late.
20:41No, I can't do it.
20:52It's the only way.
20:55I don't want...
20:57She's the one.
21:00But...
21:01You saw what she did.
21:03How strong she is.
21:05I know, but...
21:07She's the last.
21:09Just this one more and I'll be free.
21:13I won't.
21:14I will.
21:15Hi, hon.
21:23How's it, uh, going with the talent show?
21:26It'll be over soon.
21:28It can't be that bad.
21:31I, for one, am looking forward to seeing your act.
21:35Seeing?
21:37In the sense of actually attending?
21:39Of course.
21:40Uh-uh.
21:40No, Mom.
21:41You can't.
21:43I mean, if I know you're out there watching...
21:45I'll freeze up, stage fright.
21:47But I want to support what you're doing.
21:50Look, Mom, if you really love me...
21:53And want to show your support...
21:55You'll stay away.
21:56Far away.
22:00Honey, is there...
22:01Is there something bothering you?
22:05I mean, besides your fabulous debut.
22:09Nothing.
22:10There's just a lot going on right now.
22:20Well, get some sleep.
22:24You'll feel better in the morning.
22:26Good plan.
22:27You'll feel better in the morning.
22:28You'll feel better in the morning.
22:29You'll feel better in the morning.
22:30You'll feel better in the morning.
22:31You'll feel better in the morning.
22:32You'll feel better in the morning.
22:33You'll feel better in the morning.
22:34You'll feel better in the morning.
22:35You'll feel better in the morning.
22:36You'll feel better in the morning.
22:37You'll feel better in the morning.
22:38You'll feel better in the morning.
22:39You'll feel better in the morning.
22:40You'll feel better in the morning.
22:41You'll feel better in the morning.
22:42You'll feel better in the morning.
22:43You'll feel better in the morning.
22:44You'll feel better in the morning.
22:45You'll feel better in the morning.
22:46You'll feel better in the morning.
22:47You'll feel better in the morning.
22:48You'll feel better in the morning.
22:49What is it?
23:17In the bed, in the covers, there's something.
23:20Where?
23:24There's something there.
23:27Well, there's nothing there now.
23:30Are you sure you didn't have a nightmare?
23:32No, there's something.
23:34There is...
23:36Yeah, you're probably right.
23:44I'm sorry I got you up.
23:45Don't worry about it.
23:47I was dreaming about bills.
23:53Sweetheart, you shouldn't go to sleep with the window open.
24:03I didn't.
24:04And my lovely assistant steps into the box.
24:12And behold, you were supposed to leave.
24:27I don't understand why I have to follow Brett and his stupid band.
24:37Because we have to clear their equipment before the finale, I've told you.
24:41But the mood, it'll be all wrong.
24:44My song is about dignity and human feelings and personal hygiene or something.
24:54Anyway, it's sappy.
24:57And no one is going to be feeling sappy after all that rock and roll.
25:00What?
25:09I'm sorry.
25:09Um...
25:10Your hair, uh...
25:12There's something wrong with my hair.
25:17Oh, my God.
25:21Sandra was right.
25:22It worked like a charm.
25:23hello
25:29a bit worse for
25:31what exactly are you the worst for
25:36where's Morgan
25:37I haven't seen him
25:41did he do something to you
25:43no it was his
25:45Sid the dummy
25:47okay everyone look at me like I'm in a bunny suit
25:52because it's so stupid I feel saying this
25:54I think Sid was in my room last night
25:58with Morgan
26:00no he was alone
26:03and alive
26:05did you see him
26:08well I saw something
26:09it ran across my floor under my bed and then it attacked me
26:13attacked you
26:14how
26:14it was like it pounced on my face
26:17like a cat
26:18yeah exactly
26:19but when I turned the lights on it was already gone
26:22I think it went out my window
26:23like a cat
26:24yeah
26:25no
26:26it was Sid the dummy
26:28possibly the nightmare of somebody who had
26:31dummies on her mind
26:33you did say they creep you out
26:36excuse me
26:37can I have a little support here please
26:40I'm not just some crazy person
26:42I'm the slayer
26:43the dummy slayer
26:45there's nothing funny about that
26:48well on the side of the Morgan's just crazy theory
26:53there is
26:53well
26:55Morgan
26:56I'd like to see Morgan without his better half for a few minutes
27:04bet he could tell me something
27:06oh
27:09if there's any consolation
27:11I may have found a possible demon culprit
27:14there's this reference in here to a brotherhood of seven demons
27:19who take the form of young humans
27:21every seven years
27:23these demons need human organs
27:25a brain and a heart
27:27to maintain their humanity
27:29otherwise they revert back to their original form
27:33which is slightly less appealing
27:36so
27:38Morgan
27:38could still be the guy
27:40only demon Morgan
27:42instead of crazy Morgan
27:44except that these demons
27:48are preternaturally strong
27:51and
27:51Morgan is
27:53he seems to be getting weaker every day
27:56it was as a result of this
28:01that President Monroe put forth the eponymous
28:04meaning named after oneself
28:06Monroe Doctrine
28:08which in one sense
28:10established the U.S. as a local peacekeeper
28:13is
28:14should be the king
28:15the
28:16Sparrow
28:17the
28:20the
28:21the
28:22the
28:23the
28:25the
28:25the
28:27the
28:27the
28:36the
28:37the
28:38the
28:40looks like someone digs you that's adorable you and the dummy couture in the freak show
28:54okay who can tell me how spain responded to this policy morgan morgan
29:08what morgan has other things on his mind
29:15give me your puppet i'll put him away he'll get it back after school
29:24okay then in the first part of the 19th century
29:36i'm still watching you morgan that is enough
29:42mrs jackson morgan you said you'd give me
30:03you know i wanted to ask you is everything okay at home here at school yeah it's great
30:21i feel like you've become a little detached you're one of the brightest kids i've seen
30:27in a long time but lately it seems like you're not all there
30:31try not to let other things get in the way
30:36okay can i get sid now sure
30:42it's gone gone
30:51what do you mean gone
30:56where could he have gone
30:58put it right here
31:01he knew to wait for me
31:02he knew i'd be back
31:05well what do you mean he what did you do with him where is he
31:13where did you get that oh i uh took it out of mrs jackson's cupboard i thought you said
31:34i wanted to be able to speak to morgan alone and uh well morgan's alone and uh sits with me
31:41hi buffy hi willow
31:46would you like to hear some off-color jokes
31:49really don't think you should be doing that
31:51what come on
31:53i am not real
31:56standard quit it
31:57he's not real
32:02i think our demonstration proves that uh sid
32:10is wood
32:13now why don't you go find morgan and prove he's
32:16whatever he is
32:19i imagine he's looking for his puppet
32:20i'll go find morgan
32:23you watch the dummy
32:27bye-bye now
32:29i'm completely inanimate
32:31red rob
32:35red rob
32:37what do we do with him
32:40eh
32:41i'll keep him company
32:43willow we have some hunting of our own to do
32:46once again i'm banished to the demon section
32:50another card catalogue
32:57you concentrate on reanimation theory
33:00i'll poke about in organ harvesting
33:02unless of course you prefer
33:04that's okay
33:04you can have the organs
33:06so i guess it's just
33:08you and me
33:11that looks more comfortable
33:18that looks more comfortable
33:19morgan
33:28morgan
33:29morgan
33:45morgan
33:46and
33:52st
33:53i'm
33:55that's not
33:59Principal Snyder.
34:27Looking for something?
34:29Have you seen Morgan Shea?
34:31You know, with everything that's been going on recently,
34:36I'm not sure how safe it is for a girl like yourself to be here alone.
34:47Well, I was just leaving.
34:50And I know how to take care of myself.
34:52All right, then.
34:59Look what I found in the section on toys and magic.
35:23On rare occasions, inanimate objects of human quality such as dolls and mannequins,
35:30already mystically possessed of consciousness,
35:33have acted upon their desire to become human by harvesting organs.
35:39Emily's heart.
35:41Morgan's dummy.
35:43Hmm.
35:44I don't know.
35:44Okay.
35:45Come on.
35:51What is it?
36:19He's gone.
36:20Sid's gone.
36:22What?
36:24Oh!
36:25What?
36:27What?
36:28What?
36:30What?
36:31What?
36:32What?
36:33What?
36:34What?
36:35What?
36:36What?
36:37What?
36:38Lorican?
37:08The demon's got himself the brain.
37:38The demon's got himself the brain.
38:08Who's ever out there, I'm going to hurt you badly.
38:31Just give me a minute.
38:33I'm going to hurt you.
39:03I'm going to hurt you.
39:05You can take your heart and your brain and move on.
39:09I'm sure they would have made great trophies for your case.
39:12That would have been justice.
39:15Yeah, except for one thing.
39:17You lost, and now you'll never be human.
39:20Yeah, well, neither will you.
39:27What?
39:28This is what I do.
39:32I hunt demons.
39:34Yeah, you wouldn't know it to look at me.
39:38Let's just say there was me.
39:41There was a really mean demon.
39:44There was a curse.
39:46The next thing I know, I'm not me anymore.
39:49I'm sitting on some guy's knee with his hand up my shirt.
39:55And ever since then, you've been a living dummy?
39:59The kid here was right all along.
40:01I should have picked you to team up with.
40:04But I didn't because...
40:05Because you thought I was the demon.
40:07Who can blame me for thinking?
40:10Look at you.
40:11You're strong, athletic,
40:15limber,
40:17nubile.
40:24I'm back.
40:26In any case,
40:27now that this demon's got the heart and brain,
40:30he gets to keep the human form he's in
40:32for another seven years.
40:34Well, I say it's a welcome change
40:36to have someone else explain all these things.
40:38There were seven of these guys.
40:41I've killed six.
40:42If I can get the last one,
40:44the curse will be lifted and I'll be free.
40:47I'm sure it's someone in that stupid talent show.
40:50Yeah, but now the demon has what he wants,
40:52he'll be moving on.
40:53So once we know who's missing from the show...
40:57We'll know who our demon is.
40:59The show.
41:00What?
41:01It's gonna start.
41:03I'm supposed to be there.
41:04Okay, um, start pulling everyone's addresses
41:06in the talent show.
41:07If they're not there,
41:08maybe we can catch them at home.
41:10And you, get them all on stage,
41:12form the power circle,
41:14then we can see who's a no-show.
41:16Um, the what?
41:18The power circle.
41:20You get everyone together,
41:21you get them, you know, revved up.
41:24Right.
41:24Okay.
41:29How'd he ever get that gig?
41:31Fifteen minutes to curtain, everyone.
41:35Uh, fifteen minutes.
41:38I, I can't go out there.
41:41All those people staring at me
41:43and judging me like I'm some kind of...
41:46where, where?
41:47Buffy!
41:47What if I mess up?
41:51Courtney, there's an adage
41:54that if you're feeling nervous,
41:57then you should imagine the entire audience
41:59were in their underwear.
42:00Ew!
42:02Even Mrs. Franklin?
42:06Perhaps not.
42:07Yeah.
42:08Um, all right, um,
42:10we'll assemble on the stage
42:11in five minutes
42:12for the, um,
42:13uh, power thing.
42:17So, what's your deal, kid?
42:19I don't figure you
42:20for a demon hunter.
42:22I'm a vampire slayer.
42:24You?
42:25You're the slayer?
42:28Damn.
42:29Damn.
42:30I knew a slayer in the 30s.
42:34Korean chick.
42:36Very hot.
42:37We're talking muscle-tell.
42:40Man, we had some times.
42:46Hey, that was pre-dummy, all right?
42:50I was a guy.
42:55So, you kill the demon
42:57and the curse is lifted, right?
43:00That's the drill.
43:02You don't actually turn into a prince, do you?
43:05I, I mean, your body...
43:06...is dust and bones.
43:10When I say free...
43:12You mean dead.
43:14Don't get sniffly on me, sis.
43:17I've lived a lot longer
43:18than most demon hunters.
43:21Or slayers, for that matter.
43:23Of course,
43:24if you want to snuggle up
43:26and comfort me.
43:28So, that horny dummy thing
43:30really isn't an act, is it?
43:33Nope.
43:34Yuck.
43:35Is everybody here?
43:37I think so.
43:38Yeah, yeah.
43:40Okay.
43:41Here comes our line.
43:43Quickly, everyone.
43:45Um...
43:47Power circle.
43:50Hey.
43:55Hey.
43:56Well, that's that then.
44:02Um, everybody, uh, get ready.
44:05That's it.
44:07All right.
44:08All right.
44:08All right.
44:08All right.
44:16Hold on.
44:16No one's missing.
44:24So the demon isn't in the show.
44:26It seems not. Tell the others, look, it's nearly cut.
44:29I must get the show running.
44:31Right.
44:32Right.
44:37Sid?
44:46Sid?
45:09Sid?
45:16I'm never going to stop washing my hands.
45:36So the dummy tells us that he's a demon hunter.
45:38And we're like, fine, la, la, la, la.
45:41He takes off, and now there's a brain.
45:44Hey, does anybody else feel like they've been Kaiser's associate?
45:48Sid's on the level, I'm sure of it.
45:50But why would the demon have rejected the brain?
45:53I mean, I thought Morgan was the smartest kid in school.
45:56He was. Look at his grades.
45:58All A's.
45:59He was even taking college classes.
46:02Wait a second.
46:04What?
46:04All these sick days.
46:07He was out for like half the year.
46:09Check the school nurse's file.
46:14Look at this.
46:16In case of emergency, contact Dr. Dale Liggett, California Institute of Neurosurgery.
46:23Cancer ward.
46:24Brain cancer?
46:26That's why he had all the headaches.
46:28This means that whatever's out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.
46:32In other words, I'm safe.
46:34And it's going to be looking for the smartest person around.
46:37What?
46:42If you calibrated the human's weight, then you could calculate the specific maximum velocity
46:48achieved before the point of impact.
46:50Gee, Mr. Giles, you're really smart.
46:53Could you do me a favor?
46:55What could a demon possibly want from me?
46:58What's the square root of 841?
47:0029.
47:01Oh, yeah.
47:04Don't worry, Willow.
47:05As long as you're with us, there's absolutely no way that demon is going to get what he wants.
47:14Oh, my.
47:15Pretty cool, huh?
47:22Are you sure there's no one else who could help you out?
47:25My assistant got sick.
47:26You won't have to say anything.
47:28I'll show you.
47:28Lie down.
47:28How exactly does it work?
47:33A good magician never tells us secrets.
47:41Come on.
47:41We haven't got much time.
47:43This is ridiculous.
47:44We can't just sit here and wait for him to come to us.
47:48We have to figure out who we're dealing with.
47:50I'd still vote dummy.
47:52No.
47:53Okay, so we ruled out all the people in the talent show.
47:56It's because they were all there.
47:58But that's before we found the brain.
48:01Right.
48:03So it probably is one of them.
48:06And Giles doesn't know it.
48:08He's with them all right now.
48:10Look.
48:10Giles can handle himself.
48:12I mean, he is really...
48:14smart.
48:19Giles!
48:20Shouldn't it be aimed at my neck?
48:30No.
48:32No, this way...
48:33your scalp gets sliced off.
48:36And your brain's just...
48:37come pouring out.
48:39What exactly is the trick?
48:44Trick?
48:46Mark?
48:57Not Mark?
49:06Mark!
49:07Ew!
49:07Eww!
49:25Oh!
49:25Where are the keys?
49:41Marks.
49:42Drop it.
49:43Willow.
49:48Hurry.
49:55How do you lock this thing?
50:15What's happening?
50:16What?
50:25I found you.
50:46Let go!
50:47Let go!
50:55I must say, all of you, your timing is impeccable.
51:09And now for the big finish.
51:12What are you doing?
51:15It's not enough.
51:18He'll come back.
51:20You have to get the heart, then all of this will be over.
51:28Let me.
51:30I got it.
51:32Thanks.
51:50It's over.
52:12It's over.
52:12I don't get it.
52:38What is it?
52:39A avant-garde?
52:42Oh, ruler of my country, Oedipus, you see our company around the altar, and I, the priest
52:51of Zeus.
52:52Ha, ha.
52:53They prophesied that I should kill my father, but he is dead and hidden deep in the soil.
52:59But surely I must fear my mother's bed.
53:02Oh, Oedipus, Oedipus, unhappy Oedipus, that is all I can call you and all that I ever shall
53:08call you.
53:09Darkness and horror of darkness, unfolding, restless, visitant, sped by an ill wind and
53:18haste.
53:19Madness and...
53:21Madness and stabbing pain and, and, um...
53:27Oh...
53:28Oh...
53:31Oh...
53:32Memory of, uh, ill deeds I have done.
53:36Grrr, argh.
53:49Grrr, argh.
53:50S careers, understanding...
53:51tip of the blood of, uh, blood of man, how may we...
54:04Sometimes it feels different for us toonia, that our food of goes to ourselves...
54:07What?
54:09It feels different because of our food of germs.
54:11Making this much better Kalau's kümbする to the ground, honey.