Full Episode Of Offside Wedding With My One Night Stand
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00:00...and makes a final push!
00:02Can he save the game?
00:05It's now or never!
00:20Goal!
00:22Jill Norsen does it again!
00:24What a player!
00:25He's just won his team in Euro Championship!
00:30...and he's been in the tournament!
00:33Come on!
00:34Come on!
00:35We're in the tournament!
00:40Get in love, get in love, get in love, get in love...
00:43Get in love, get in love, get in love, get in love...
00:48...get in love, get in love, get in love...
00:54I told you, mate. This party's not really my thing.
00:57Oh, come on, man. You just won the trophy. It's your birthday.
01:00The boys have been itching for a chance to go wild. Enjoy it.
01:10Um, sorry.
01:16Sorry, babe. I was just fashionably late.
01:19And just let Matt, his body doesn't suck.
01:27Are you sure you want to throw away London's top soccer academy for this?
01:44I don't know. Luke doesn't want me to go, and I can't just leave him.
01:48I mean, I love him too much.
01:50He's got his new job, and this is what love is, right?
01:52It's sacrifice.
01:54This is going to make everything better.
01:57Here. This will help with those pre-wedding jitters.
02:06Thanks.
02:16What did you put in this?
02:24Hmm.
02:27You don't mind if I borrow this, right?
02:33What are sisters for if not sharing clothes?
02:36Does our plan work?
02:51Yes.
02:52No one can take you away from me now.
03:02Luke?
03:03Luke Patterson?
03:04You bastard.
03:08How could you do this to me?
03:10Oh, please, Marie.
03:11You never thought I was actually going to marry you.
03:13I gave up one of the top spots at a soccer academy for you.
03:16Oh, yes.
03:17That ball game you play.
03:18Whatever.
03:19You know, I never asked you not to go.
03:21And guess what?
03:22You can go wherever the fuck you want to now.
03:25It's over.
03:26You're my fierce sister.
03:29He chose me.
03:33Guards.
03:36No.
03:36What?
03:37No.
03:38Assholes.
03:39We're not going to get away with this.
03:41Let me go.
03:48What the fuck?
03:53I'm the real bride.
03:55Oh.
04:02Another wedding disaster in this place?
04:05I've got to check this out.
04:06Oh, come on, man.
04:12You just won the trophy.
04:13It's your birthday.
04:14The boys have been itching for a chance to go wild.
04:17Enjoy it.
04:22Sorry, babe.
04:24I was just fashionably late.
04:26I heard about a runaway bride next door.
04:28I'll call security.
04:29Hold on, mate.
04:30Just follow my lead.
04:49Here's to saving Weddington style.
04:53If only she knew she crashed the wrong party.
04:58You know, I get it.
04:59My half-sister, Rebecca.
05:01She literally spikes my wine.
05:04And then she swapped places with me at my own wedding.
05:10You know, sorry.
05:11Just family.
05:12Family drama.
05:14Wow, that's next level crazy.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:17You know, but hey.
05:18My grandma always said, you know,
05:20one door closes and another one opens.
05:23You look way too fine in that suit
05:26for some runaway bride to snatch you up.
05:29You know,
05:31it's not so bad for a Saturday night, is it?
05:36Actually,
05:37it's kind of perfect.
05:39you know,
05:53so that you're married be at the Internet.
05:54So,
05:54you know,
05:55so...
05:55you know,
05:56I've been watching the vlog.
05:56this, you know,
05:58I'm off with a cookbook called eterno
06:01This way,
06:01I'm going to go get my fun from ERA.
06:02I'm going to büyük it now.
06:03If I'm gustado some of you
06:04so I'marlele,
06:05I'm going to love cái lumbar
06:06Just follow my lead.
06:36What the fuck did I do?
06:50Dear passengers, bound for London on flight TG-1017 at Gate 7, we are now boarding.
07:00I'll show them.
07:01I'll become the best soccer coach in the world.
07:04I'll see.
07:11Sir, that really did happen.
07:18I'll find you, my bride.
07:25You're welcome, New York.
07:31No, they can't sell mom's clubs.
07:38No?
07:39No, that's illegal.
07:40No, just tell Maria I'm on my way.
07:46Watch out!
07:47Oh, sir, sir, I'm so incredibly sorry.
07:53Daddy!
07:55No, Ethan, that's not your dad.
08:01There you go, little man.
08:08It's you.
08:10My bride.
08:11My bride.
08:12The one I've been searching for all these years.
08:15Oh my god, it's your Jude Larson, the best soccer player in the world.
08:19She doesn't remember me.
08:22Ethan, you need to say thank you to Mr. Larson for saving me.
08:23Thank you, Mr. Larson.
08:24Can you sign it, Daddy?
08:25No.
08:26No, Ethan, he's not your dad, sweetheart.
08:29Sorry about that, it's just I've been phrasing him on my own for seven years and he just, he just gets attached to kind hearted men.
08:36Seven years?
08:37That's when we...
08:39I saw you playing before.
08:40You've got some real talent, little man.
08:41Let me give you a ride.
08:42My driver should be arriving shortly.
08:43I'm not Mr. Larson, that's really kind, but I don't think that's necessary.
08:46Yes, please.
08:47I want to ride with my dad.
08:48I want to ride with my dad.
08:49He's not your dad, sweetheart.
08:50Sorry about that, it's just I've been phrasing him on my own for seven years and he just, he just gets attached to kind hearted men.
08:55Seven years?
08:56That's when we...
08:57I saw you playing before.
08:58We've got some real talent, little man.
08:59Let me give you a ride.
09:01My driver should be arriving shortly.
09:02No, Mr. Larson, that's really kind, but I don't think that's necessary.
09:07I want to ride with my daddies.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13I promise not to talk about football the whole time.
09:15Sorry.
09:16Soccer.
09:17Being in America and all, I still have to get used to saying.
09:20No, it's okay.
09:21I'll actually quit the soccer fan myself, so...
09:24A gorgeous girl and a soccer fan.
09:26Today must be my lucky day.
09:33So, where are we off to?
09:35Manhattan United.
09:36It's a small club downtown.
09:38My mum used to own it.
09:39Local New Yorker, huh?
09:40Born and raised.
09:41Well, I just moved back from London, actually.
09:44After eight years, I was the assistant coach at Chelsea.
09:47Yeah, but then my sister, she's trying to sell the club, so...
09:50You're back to save your mother's legacy, right?
09:53Yeah, sorry.
09:55You probably don't want to hear about the struggling club.
09:57You're a big star.
09:58Well, you didn't think you'd be in my car ten minutes ago, did you?
10:02It's funny how life works like that, isn't it?
10:04Maybe there's still some time left for miracles today.
10:07So, what's your name, Miss?
10:09Marie.
10:10Marie.
10:11Marie Heaven.
10:12And I'm Ethan.
10:14Easy there, Jam.
10:15Can I help you with this?
10:17Sorry.
10:18Is Ethan my son?
10:31Is Ethan my son?
10:36If you don't mind me asking, what's the situation with Ethan's father?
10:40Oh, um...
10:42Well, Ethan's father, he passed away before he was born.
10:46I'm so sorry, Ethan.
10:48I just can't bring myself to tell you that your dad's just some random one-night stand of mine.
10:53Of course.
10:55What was I thinking?
10:57Just a crazy coincidence, I guess.
11:06Stop!
11:07Stop that right now!
11:08What are you...
11:11What the hell are you doing?
11:12You can't destroy Mom's club!
11:14Destroy?
11:15Oh, please.
11:16I call it cashing in.
11:18Mom's so-called legacy is nothing but a fortune to me.
11:22Don't you think she would want her daughter to be well off?
11:25So you want to save your Mom's club, right?
11:28Well, here's the deal.
11:30One hit.
11:31One hit from this hammer, and I'll give your precious club one more month.
11:38One more month!
11:40So...
11:41Marie?
11:42What's gonna be...
11:44...Marie?
11:45What's gonna be...
11:47...Marie?
11:49What's gonna be...
11:51...So...
11:52Are you insane?
11:53Oh, come on, sis.
11:54oh come on sis let's be for real we both know you don't have the money to save the stone
11:59yeah well i'll get a loan i'll figure it out
12:05oh my poor sister i've already transferred all mom's money to my account oh and surprise
12:13you're blacklisted no bank in the country will skip you down
12:18what how could you do that or unless you have some sort of secret weapon oh please you think
12:25anyone any caliber waltz in here i want to save this trash bin you need sponsors and for that
12:32you need a superstar player and no one in a million years will be caught dead in a city club rave like
12:38this so murray is it a deal just one hit for one month fair trade mom this might be all i can do for
12:53you know fine fine hold it right there it's it's jude larsen
13:11yes that's right i'm jude lost european champion and wealth soccer mvp i've decided to transfer
13:17to manhattan united what the fuck mr larson didn't i tell you there's still some time left for
13:24miracles too mr larson why manhattan united why not a top msl club some of the best discoveries
13:36happened by accident i saw this little man playing soccer earlier talent like his needs to be nurtured
13:41and when i found out it was his mother who ran the club let's just say it felt like destiny
13:47so you'll be focusing on youth development that's the plan with marie's experience at the chelsea
13:52academy in my background i'll do something extraordinary here right soccer that explains
13:59everything the rescue the kindness just business tom please escort our unwanted guests out and make it
14:09clear to them they're done here permanently we're at the man time to go oh you can't do this to me
14:17you can't do this to me
14:23ethan ethan oh my god ethan oh my god ethan ethan you okay he's having a night for a check we need to get
14:28him to the hospital
14:43mr larson i i just jude please i was ethan's age when i had my first asthma attack i'm scared the hell out of
14:51my parents the tests confirm that is genetic is there a history of asthma in the family uh no not
15:02on my side no what about ethan's father wait a minute ethan's age the asthma his natural talent
15:11could he be uh excuse me what do you mean the lease fell through no we signed the papers
15:21sorry about that is everything all right yeah just the universe kicks you when you're down
15:27i had a house lined up we were supposed to move in but someone else move in with me what
15:32move in with me what i've got plenty of space for the both of you oh well but what about the press
15:45the tabloids can write whatever they like i stopped caring about that years ago jude that's really
15:49sweet but i don't think my suspicion about ethan is correct what did you say oh sweetheart are you okay
15:56can i go home sorry our little soccer star needs stability right now what a cramped hotel room let me
16:04help you're not going to take no for an answer are you not a chance i'll have everything ready in an hour
16:16bestie my darling sister mary and her precious little ethan just checked into your word remember
16:23that favor he owe me time to collect make them hurt ethan you shouldn't call him that okay
16:44there's that daddy again look ethan you shouldn't call him that okay but he's exactly like my daddy in
16:50my dreams he's small the same oh honey jude larson doesn't date single moms from the wrong side of
16:58town oh no jude and i aren't together and it's mr larson let's not forget our place shall we stop being
17:05mean to my mommy your brat needs an injection hold him still uh no show me the chart the doctor did not
17:14approve of that i don't have to show you anything i'm the nurse here now hold your breath still or i'll do
17:19it myself ethan run go go go go go rebecca sends her regards
17:30ethan run go go go go rebecca sends her regards stay away from them mr larson i was just these people
17:40what is this glucose solution really you're trying to scare a child with fake medicine
17:48get me kate yes the director now
17:55this nurse is trying to harm my son handle it son v jude larson has a you're terminated
18:03security will escort you out and kate make sure she never works in healthcare again
18:09anywhere please sir i'm begging let's go now
18:16you
18:31whoa look at all these trophies did you win them all
18:34hey jude thank you hey what's manhattan united's new staff rough not to help the boss consider it
18:45uh team bonding
19:02this suit i god i feel like i've seen this before i just don't know where
19:08find something interesting yeah when was this photo taken about eight years ago i think eight
19:29years ago oh man that's when my life fell apart yeah my sister rebecca she drugged me at my own
19:36wedding and swapped places with me that's horrible marie i'm sorry come on remember what happened after
19:43remember me
19:47it's okay i actually met this incredible guy yeah he he was the one who encouraged me to pursue my
19:52dreams moved to london honestly he changed my life this uh man of mystery what do you remember about him
20:06you know not much really it was really hazy i think the drugs are still in my system but
20:18i remember his kindness
20:21he made me feel really safe
20:24he has too bad in the morning i didn't really get a good look at him but
20:28i hope he's doing well i'm sure he thinks about that night all the time as well
20:33i'm an incredible woman who saw past his fame and just got him wait where is he then
20:54you take my room i'll sleep on the couch
21:11jubilee
21:14stay sleeping with the boss on the first night
21:18i like your style
21:40oh my god
21:41mind handing me that right yeah of course sorry
21:56you know when you uh suggested sleeping together i didn't think you meant like this
22:01oh i didn't realize the soccer superstar was such a jerk
22:04hey hey are you sure about us i can sleep on the couch
22:12good night jerk
22:23dad mom did you know daddy likes strawberry pancakes too great minds think a light little man
22:30wow wow i guess i'm being outnumbered by the strawberry squad again
22:41thank you such a gentleman unlike the other soccer superstar i know
22:56that's what i'm talking about
22:58they're uncannily similar almost like a real father and son
23:14training calls
23:16try not to burn the place down while i'm gone
23:18wait your wallet here thanks boss i'll be back in time for tea
23:31stop it marie he's your star player not your fairy tale you've got ethan to think about
23:37and his real father somewhere out there
23:39even if jude is possibly perfect
23:53hey bud
23:54i was gonna head to the mall to get you to thank you gift do you want to come with me
23:58i'm practicing
24:00okay
24:01do you mind watching him for the afternoon sure thing miss hammond don't worry
24:05okay thanks be good okay okay i'll see you later
24:19this is perfect it has a secret pocket just like the one he has
24:24my mind looks like they let anyone in here these days huh
24:28shouldn't you be shopping somewhere more budget friendly sister dears
24:41this is perfect it has a secret pocket just like the one he has
24:45shouldn't you be shopping somewhere more budget friendly sister dears
24:52sign off with one soccer coach and suddenly you think you're somebody
24:56oh please but don't put dump still just a dump
25:00actually i'm one of europe's top youth soccer coaches
25:04but clearly you don't know anything about hard work do you
25:09oh and you're here writing coattails as per usual
25:12this is neither the time or the place this is a high-end store stop causing a scene
25:18classic
25:19seriously mary these are worth over three thousand mary your sugar daddies have been here to foot the
25:38bell and they don't take food stamps by the way you know what i don't even have the energy to waste on
25:44both of you excuse me wasn't there a necklace on display over there stop what the hell checker bag
25:54you can't do that this is assault
25:58oopsie busted looks like the great soccer coach is nothing but a common thief no that's impossible i i
26:06didn't even touch anything no that's impossible i i didn't even touch anything oh mary looks like
26:18you're in great trouble mary aren't you i might be able to help uh you know to help you from facing
26:25charges you know what this is clearly a setup let me go here's the deal sign over mom's club and all
26:34these situation vanishes like nothing happened think about it your whole reputation your business
26:42with jules larson all of that can change with one phone call you know what you and your slimy
26:50husband you can do whatever you want because my club and my mom's legacy it stays in the family the real
26:58family you're not even how your daughter all right then call the cops then let them sort this mess out
27:05stay right here until the cops arrive let go of me
27:12wasn't there necklace on display over there stop what the hell check her bag
27:19all right then call the cops then let them sort this mess out
27:24no what stay right here until the cops arrive let go of me touch her again i dare you
27:30mr larson uh i had no idea she was with you are you okay yeah yeah i'm okay get them out of here
27:39and contact your regional manager we'll be discussing your employment status hey you can't do this
27:44oh she's the one who stole the necklace she did it you did and i have the proof
27:55she did it you did and i have the proof this is the security camera from earlier
28:03this isn't over mary this isn't over yeah your threats risk fakes those tits
28:07oh wow my nine-inch soccer cleats strikes again okay what's this about oh uh nothing it was it's
28:22just a thank you you don't have to but i love it thank you really you do okay
28:37perfect tommy yeah we'll be right over
28:56the renovation committee hasn't even met yet why are we here
28:59oh my god
29:08jude everything is brand new how is this even possible i'll have my people come in and fix it
29:15it's yours marie rebecca can't take that from you anymore thank you so much jude i i honestly i
29:22can't believe you did all of this for me well well well the great mr larson sure went through a lot
29:29of trouble for you marie i have never seen him so invested in a woman before although there was
29:34this one woman years ago this magical night that completely never mind
29:45of course there's someone else there's always someone else
29:48um maybe we should head into the office
30:18there's never been anyone else marie
30:24only you god help me i really want to believe him
30:32hey marie jude's stuck in practice says we'll be a bit late no worries thank you tom yeah of course
30:51what the hell tear it apart
30:59stop you can't just can't just what take back what's ours
31:05you don't even belong here please stop please
31:10jude they're tearing the place apart you got to get over here right now
31:13i'll be right there
31:34none of your concern family business yeah even celebrities can't stop legal takeovers actually
31:39mom left a will full ownership ironclad and legal the club's marie's always has been
31:55oh dear that's not the original better be my lawyer's vault with the digital copies
32:0130 seconds until i call the my pd your choice
32:20why am i hearing about my son playing happy families from page six
32:24mom i'm at your house time for a family meeting
32:47look jude we can't just do this i mean she's trust me
32:51so when's the wedding oh we're it's complicated oh come on ethan told me everything you're secretly
33:08dating and living together uh wait um what
33:12imagine this little guy if he had a little brother or sister to keep him happy
33:30grandma when mommy and daddy get married we'll be just like those happy families on tv oh my precious
33:36boy just trust me for five minutes i can't wait to make you mrs larson
33:44mother you can cancel all those blind dates right we're uh we're already planning the big day oh darling
33:50we must discuss designers the larsons have connections with fear of wang hello
33:56is any of this real or are we both just really good actors
34:03grandma can i throw the flowers you're gonna be the most handsome flower boy in manhattan my love
34:13darling why don't i take our little prince overnight and you can have some alone time
34:20um please mommy grandma kim said that she is a puppy and ice cream
34:29uh okay fine yeah um look why don't we go pack your overnight then come on okay let's go
34:50just a little something to help you relax darling thank you mother you're welcome
35:06cheers
35:13cheers
35:14you know we put on quite the performance huh i think even your mom bought it
35:26yeah marie when i talk about marrying you
35:31i'm not acting
35:39hey are you okay i think my mother put something in my drink
35:44oh
35:50do
35:51do
35:53i want you
35:58do
35:59i want you
36:03Oh, my God.
36:27And just like that, his body doesn't suck.
36:29Just follow my lead.
36:43It's you.
36:49You're my bride.
36:50The one I've been looking for.
36:59The one I've been looking for.
37:29You beautiful, blind, idiot.
37:43Mother, I barely...
37:44Did it ever occur to you that Ethan might actually be your kid?
37:49Like, biologically yours?
37:52Hey.
37:54Hey.
37:54You're running away already?
37:56Hey, I can't talk.
37:58I'm running late.
37:59First day's big boss.
38:02Hey, I can't talk.
38:04I'm running late.
38:05First day's big boss.
38:10Mother, you can't drop bombs like that.
38:11Where's your proof?
38:12Open your eyes.
38:13The birthmark, the left-handedness, his obsession with strawberries.
38:17He's your mini-me.
38:18Oh, Mother, stop.
38:20Marie told me Ethan's father passed away.
38:21She wouldn't...
38:22She wouldn't lie to me.
38:24Oh, darling.
38:25Just wait till I prove it.
38:32See you at training, superstar.
38:33She wouldn't lie to me.
38:41Would she?
38:47I'm gassed.
38:50I think I need a break.
38:53What is that?
38:54I've got to find out.
38:56Aw, honey.
38:58Cheerleading additions are over there at the high school.
38:59Marie Hammond, Manhattan United's newest head coach and owner.
39:04I look forward to working with you both.
39:06Right.
39:07And I'm the queen of England.
39:09Look, princess.
39:11Why don't you run along and let us big boys get back to work, okay?
39:14Six years at Chelsea.
39:16New way for pro license.
39:18But if qualified leadership intimidates you, then that's fine.
39:22Qualified leadership?
39:24You want us to teach you the off-site rule?
39:26Look, or maybe you're just one of them groupies looking for private lessons, which I can definitely
39:32help you out with.
39:36Maybe you're just one of them groupies looking for private lessons, which I can definitely
39:40help you out with.
39:44Your defensive stats this season aren't interesting.
39:4970% possession loss.
39:51Those are Sunday League numbers, Kyle.
39:55How the hell do you know my game?
39:57I've been scouting a pretty talented defender at Chelsea, actually.
40:00I don't know.
40:01Maybe he'll just show up wearing your number next game.
40:06You stuck a piece of...
40:11Hey, someone's over here harassing players.
40:13Why don't you do your job?
40:16Listen.
40:16Hey, someone's over here harassing players.
40:22Why don't you do your job?
40:25Listen, miss.
40:26I'm going to have to...
40:27Is everything all right here?
40:37Look, practice starts at 6 a.m. tomorrow sharp.
40:40Got it?
40:41You'll be running laps until you've smartened up.
40:43Or, I don't know, I could just have HR get your press release files ready.
40:48Okay.
40:49Whatever.
40:53Hey, thanks for having my back out there.
41:03Hey, what's wrong?
41:05Marie, is there something you're not telling me?
41:07No.
41:07No.
41:07No.
41:07No.
41:08No.
41:08No.
41:08No.
41:08No.
41:09No.
41:09No.
41:09No.
41:09No.
41:10No.
41:10No.
41:11No.
41:11No.
41:12No.
41:12No.
41:13No.
41:14Hey, what's wrong?
41:18Marie, is there something you're not telling me?
41:25Um...
41:26Can we talk about this after training?
41:28At home?
41:32How do you tell someone they have a 7-year old son they never knew about?
41:37And will he even want us after he knows the truth?
41:44Ethan's in the hospital. Another asthma attack.
41:47We're on our way. Ethan's in the hospital. We have to go.
41:50What?
42:00Where's your dad?
42:05Oh wow, you don't even have one? So you're a bastard?
42:08That's enough, young man. You shouldn't be saying words like that.
42:14You need to concentrate on your own health and stop being so mean to others.
42:21How dare you lecture, my son!
42:28Grandma!
42:35Grandma!
42:37A soccer ball? Check this out.
42:44This is what real talent looks like. I made it into Mr. Jude Larson's elite program.
42:51But you, with those easy lungs, you'll never be a soccer star.
42:55My dad has asthma, just like me. And he became the best in the world.
43:00Oh yeah? Who's that supposed to be?
43:02Jude Larson.
43:05Oh bless your heart, claiming Jude Larson as your father.
43:10This is what happens when a kid grows up without proper parenting.
43:15He, he is. He's my daddy.
43:19Let's see how this little liar breathes without.
43:27Let's see how this little liar breathes without.
43:29Don't you dare touch my son.
43:38Kimberly, what happened?
43:40This kid has been giving me some grief about his family situation.
43:45Or you're the deadbeat mother raising this little liar.
43:51My son doesn't lie.
43:53No? Then why is he going around playing Jude Larson as his father?
43:58The international soccer star?
44:00And what kind of mother would let her kid spread such ridiculous lies?
44:04One sentence could shut them up.
44:07But Jude's whole life is soccer.
44:10The scandal would...
44:11What's the right choice here?
44:14And what kind of mother would let her kid spread such ridiculous lies?
44:18One sentence could shut them up.
44:21But Jude's whole life is soccer.
44:23The scandal would.
44:25What's the right choice here?
44:27Let me make something crystal clear.
44:30I am Jude Larson's mother.
44:33And this sweet little boy right here,
44:36it's my grandson.
44:37And I don't appreciate anybody saying that my family are liars.
44:43Oh, this keeps getting better and better.
44:46A whole family of crazies.
44:48You're really lucky. We can't say anything.
44:50Jude's career, it's...
44:52Oh yeah, and I'm dating Messi.
44:54Nurse, we have some mental patients in here.
44:57Take a look at this.
45:00That's my son.
45:02That's Ethan's father.
45:03Take a look at this.
45:05This is my son.
45:07This is Ethan's father.
45:09Please, anyone can fake photos these days with AI.
45:13Where's Jude?
45:15He's getting a specialist for Ethan.
45:16I don't know, he should be here soon.
45:18Oh, how convenient. More bullshit.
45:19Everything all right in here? Someone press the call button.
45:21Yes, these people are disturbing my son's rest. They need to be removed immediately.
45:23A room change is definitely necessary.
45:25Oh, Dr. Arnold, I knew someone of your caliber would see reason.
45:27Time to remove the crazies.
45:28Why right.
45:29Ethan Hammond is being transferred to our private wing.
45:33The VIP suite should be ready now.
45:34Yes, these people are disturbing my son's rest. They need to be removed immediately.
45:38A room change is definitely necessary.
45:41Oh, Dr. Arnold, I knew someone of your caliber would see reason. Time to remove the crazies.
45:47Why, right. Ethan Hammond is being transferred to our private wing.
45:52The VIP suite should be ready now.
45:58The VIP suite should be ready now.
46:01Maybe. There must be some mistake.
46:05Direct orders from Mr. Larson himself. Ethan's to be moved to our private wing as one of his elite players.
46:11Oh, doctor, there's been a mix-up. My son is the elite player here.
46:16This poor boy can barely read, much less play soccer.
46:20The instructions specifically say, Ethan Hammond.
46:25But, that's not... Why would...
46:29Because a father always looks after his son.
46:36Hey, buddy. Ready for an upgrade?
46:44Hey, buddy. Ready for an upgrade?
46:46I'm sorry, but your child's behavior is completely unacceptable for our elite program.
46:55Mr. Larson, please.
46:57There's been a misunderstanding.
46:59Bullying is never a misunderstanding.
47:00Please, we'll do anything.
47:05There might be one thing you can do.
47:07Apologize to Ethan.
47:09Both of you.
47:10Sincerely.
47:10If he accepts your apology, I'll consider letting you back on the program.
47:19I'm so, so sorry, Ethan.
47:21What we do is cruel and inexcusable.
47:25And to you as well, I should have never doubted.
47:28I'm so, so sorry, Ethan.
47:34What we do is cruel and inexcusable.
47:38And to you as well, I should have never doubted.
47:47Sorry.
47:47It's your choice, sweetheart.
47:56I forgive you.
47:59Let's get you to that sweet channel.
48:01Look, Patterson, page six.
48:25I've got your next headline.
48:27Who is this?
48:27Just someone who believes in public interest journalism.
48:34I'm listening.
48:35Jim Larson.
48:37Has a bastard kid.
48:44You both know what needs to be done.
48:48For Ethan's sake.
48:57Results should be ready.
49:01Shoot, Larson.
49:02Mr. Larson.
49:03Mr. Larson.
49:04Is it true you abandoned your son?
49:05Marie Hammond, did you hide the child deliberately?
49:09That's enough.
49:11Tomorrow, 10 a.m. sharp.
49:13Manhattan United.
49:14I'll answer your questions there.
49:15Let's see how they're going to explain this away tomorrow.
49:28Eight years ago, I met this amazing woman at what I thought was my birthday party.
49:45She crushed it thinking I'd been left at the altar.
49:50One magical moment changed everything.
49:52But fate had different plans and we lost each other.
49:58What about your secret love child?
50:01Sometimes life throws you a curveball.
50:04And second chances.
50:06And I'm not going to let this one slip away.
50:07Marie Hammond, will you marry me for real this time?
50:23Yes!
50:24Oh my God, it does!
50:25It's yes!
50:28Oh, shit, it's beautiful.
50:35And about those DNA results.
50:37Let's put the rumors to bed, shall we?
50:45Let's put the rumors to bed, shall we?
50:50The results show...
50:56No paternal match.
50:59Miss Hammond, did you orchestrate this entire scheme?
51:01Was this a convoluted plan to get in with him?
51:04How much money were you hoping to get?
51:06No, no, this can't be right.
51:07Classic gold digger move.
51:08Using an innocent child to...
51:10Caught your way into a wealthy man's bed.
51:13Would you please?
51:13Mr. Larson, how did it feel to be manipulated?
51:16Are you going to file charges for...
51:17Fraud?
51:19Would you please?
51:21I never lied to you.
51:22I never lied to you.
51:28No, would you please?
51:29Would you please?
51:30I never lied to you.
51:31I never lied to you.
51:32You want a story?
51:37Well, here's your headline.
51:39I don't care what this paper says.
51:42I'm in love with this incredible woman.
51:46A woman who's a mother who would do anything for her son.
51:49Our son.
51:52DNA or not.
51:57Marie.
51:59I choose you.
52:01Both.
52:02Always.
52:03Oh, now that's true, love.
52:18So touching.
52:21But...
52:22This little fairy tale ends now.
52:26Oh, Rebecca.
52:27Even for you, this is...
52:28You don't deserve this happiness, Marie.
52:48The perfect husband.
52:49The perfect life.
52:51You stole everything from me!
52:53Rebecca, please.
52:54Shut up.
52:56Just shut up.
52:56I was supposed to be the successful one.
53:01You made sure of it.
53:03I stole your husband.
53:04Your life.
53:05Your club.
53:06Your money.
53:08Now he comes in and he wants to fucking fix it all.
53:11Rebecca.
53:13Okay.
53:14Just please.
53:15I can't see how lucky you really are.
53:20Dude!
53:21Dude!
53:22Oh, my God.
53:23Stay with me.
53:24It's okay.
53:25Someone call an ambulance!
53:26Oh, my God.
53:27Stay with me.
53:28It's okay.
53:28Stay with me.
53:29Oh, please.
53:29At least I didn't know.
53:30Slipped away.
53:31Oh, no.
53:32Stay with me.
53:33Oh.
53:33Look.
53:34The only thing needs you is this.
53:35I need you.
53:36Jude?
53:37Jude?
53:38Jude?
53:39Baby?
53:52Daddy!
53:53Thank heavens.
53:57Take more than a bullet to keep me from my family.
54:01Ah.
54:03Perfect timing.
54:04There's been an interesting development I'd like to share with you.
54:07We ran another paternity test while treating Mr. Larson.
54:12I had reason to believe the results previously presented weren't accurate.
54:16And I was correct.
54:18It seems the previous results were tampered with.
54:22Ethan is, without question, your biological son.
54:28You hear that, buddy?
54:34You were right all along.
54:38Mom, look!
54:39We're a whole family now.
54:40Oh, my boys!
54:42My boys!
54:48My mommy and daddy are getting married!
54:50From crashing his party, to winning a family, life's funny that way.
55:12And now pronounce you, man and wife.
55:15Was it worth the wait?
55:26Every single second.
55:31Can we play soccer now?
55:33Of course we can.
55:34Sure thing, little mommy.
55:35Because of that.
55:47You're very happy.
55:50You're very happy.
55:53You're welcome.
55:54Here's your guest.
55:59America!
56:02You're welcome.