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00:00It was Morticia's idea. A bit of sea air, darling, she purred, will do wonders for our
00:06complexions. So off the Addams family went, Gomez in a black-and-white striped swimsuit,
00:13Morticia in a long, flowing beach gown, still entirely black, and Wednesday dragging her
00:19pet scorpion in a sand bucket. They arrived at Sunbliss Seaside Resort, a painfully cheerful
00:26establishment with pastel decor and tropical music blaring from every corner. Within the hour,
00:32things took a delightfully dark turn. Lurch wheeled in their luggage, which included two
00:38full-size mahogany coffins. Room service, he groaned, dropping them with a thunderous thud in
00:45the lobby. The receptionist fainted. Pugsley, ever curious, added powdered batwing extract to the
00:52swimming pool. Within minutes, the water turned a rich green and began bubbling. Seaweed rose from
00:59its depths. A mysterious tentacle waved cheerfully at the sunbathers before retreating. I think we've
01:06summoned something, Wednesday said, squinting at the ocean. Good. Vacations were starting to feel
01:12too normal. The kraken, who they named Cuddles, emerged nightly at dusk. Cuddles wrapped its massive
01:21limbs lovingly around the hotel's pier. Gomez taught it to tango. Morticia read at Edgar Allan Poe by
01:27Torchlight. Meanwhile, Thing managed the spa. Guests were hesitant at first, until they realized a
01:34disembodied hand gives excellent deep tissue massages. The resort staff, initially horrified,
01:42soon found themselves drawn into the Adams' eerie charm. Evening bonfires turned into camelot seances.
01:49Guests swapped sunscreen for moonlight rituals. One elderly couple even renewed their vows in a circle
01:56of salt while chanting in Latin. By week's end, the manager sheepishly handed Gomez a preferred guest
02:04membership. You've brought something unique to the resort, he mumbled, still wearing ceremonial robes.
02:11Think nothing of it, old chap. Gomez beamed. We'll be back next full moon.
02:17As the Adams' packed up, including three stray ghosts they accidentally adopted, Cuddles waved a
02:24slimy farewell. The resort was never the same again but somehow better. Because sometimes,
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