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00:00Hello, welcome to our flying sky castle. Thank you very much. Thank you. Yeah, let me show you around.
00:10I guess you call this the living room? Wow. Is that what you call it? Living room?
00:14Please excuse my brother. He spilled a drink. Of course, you know Tristan. Can't be trusted. I told him he couldn't drink it.
00:21And we have the poker table, which we're going to be playing on, so we can all lose money in the sky, which would be nice.
00:28TV to tell us where we are. Bathroom. We're going to most people's bathrooms in their measly ground homes.
00:35This is obviously a sky home. Over here you'll see my office, where I sit and ponder which court dates I have to turn up at,
00:45who I'm going to human traffic tomorrow, how I continue to run my huge mastermind criminal enterprise.
00:51Come over, look. Come step aside my office. It's fine. There's a few bags, no other bags, but this is the office, you know.
00:56You definitely don't get blowjobs in the office. And the reason you don't do that is because there's a bedroom right next door.
01:03So why get a blowjob in the office? You can get a blowjob here.
01:05You know, this is for not human trafficking or many girlfriends. And then of course you have an en suite.
01:10So, uh, yeah. Shower? Would you like a shower? Yeah, a shower. No problem. A shower for you right here. Would you like a shower?
01:16So, yeah. Being a criminal, turns out, pays pretty fucking good. And, uh, all my haters are stuck on the ground like brokies.
01:26And I'm in my sky palace on my way to Dubai. So, I guess in the end I just fucking win, don't I? Like I always seem to do.
01:33I mean...