Amongst some dastardly deeds, a private detective and a health instructor accidentally solve a murder at a health resort.
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00:00:20KEELO'dCIO
00:00:24Oh, my God.
00:00:54Oh, my God.
00:01:24Oh, my God.
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:02:24Oh, my God.
00:02:25Oh, my God.
00:02:26Oh, my God.
00:02:27Oh, my God.
00:02:28Oh, my God.
00:02:29Just a minute.
00:02:30What about my snack?
00:02:31Oh, Captain, please.
00:02:33Cheese and chutney sandwiches, hard boiled eggs, mixed pickles and potato chips.
00:02:38What's for afters?
00:02:40Cherry cake and apple pie.
00:02:42Lovely.
00:02:43Oh, Fred, slip in a slab of fruit and nut, eh?
00:02:46Oh, sir.
00:02:48Hello.
00:02:49Hello?
00:02:51Oh, just one moment, madam.
00:02:54I will inquire.
00:02:55What is it?
00:02:57Hello?
00:02:59Oh, just one moment, madam. I will inquire.
00:03:02What is it? Snaps or snoops?
00:03:04Photography or investigation, madam.
00:03:06What is that?
00:03:07Snoops.
00:03:08Just one moment, madam. I'll have you put through.
00:03:12Hello. Captain Barker Ryan here.
00:03:15My name is Mrs. Margaret Clifford.
00:03:18Now, listen carefully, my good man.
00:03:20I need someone to watch someone.
00:03:22Someone close to me.
00:03:24I quite understand.
00:03:26Your advertisement in the telephone book suggests you're admirably suited to the task.
00:03:31Just a moment.
00:03:33Roger?
00:03:34Roger, is that you?
00:03:36Go and see.
00:03:39I'm sorry. I thought I heard my nephew.
00:03:42Now, I want you to come down here tomorrow to Studhome.
00:03:46The Greenglades Hotel.
00:03:48There's no three guests, you understand.
00:03:51Yes, madam.
00:03:53Now, when you arrive, you must wait for me to contact you.
00:03:58There will be a cheque for 75 guineas in the morning post.
00:04:02That should meet your accommodation for the week.
00:04:05Goodbye.
00:04:0775 guineas for a week.
00:04:09Captain.
00:04:1075?
00:04:11That's more than 75 quid.
00:04:13Fred.
00:04:14Do you know what's happened?
00:04:15We've made it.
00:04:16We're up amongst the knobs.
00:04:17Not a society case.
00:04:18Yes, a society case.
00:04:20Do you realize where this could lead?
00:04:22The Sunday newspapers.
00:04:24The memoirs of a private eye.
00:04:26What I saw through draughty keyholes.
00:04:27The lot.
00:04:28Well, they'd pay you hundreds for that.
00:04:30Hundreds.
00:04:31Thousands.
00:04:32Thousands?
00:04:33Oh, I feel faint.
00:04:35Come and sit down, Captain.
00:04:37Hmm?
00:04:38Let me pour you another pint.
00:04:39Oh, yes.
00:04:40Oh, yes.
00:05:10Good morning, sir.
00:05:11Morning.
00:05:12Welcome to Greenglades.
00:05:14Ah, I'll take that one.
00:05:15Very well, sir.
00:05:17In here?
00:05:18Yes, sir.
00:05:19Oh, good morning, sir.
00:05:20Oh, holly.
00:05:21Mr. J. Barker-Rind.
00:05:22Captured.
00:05:23Oh, good morning, sir.
00:05:24Mr. J. Barker-Rind.
00:05:25Captured.
00:05:26Yes, sir.
00:05:27Oh, good morning, sir.
00:05:28Oh, holly.
00:05:29Mr. J. Barker-Rind.
00:05:30Captured?
00:05:31Yes, sir.
00:05:32With a Y.
00:05:33Yes, sir.
00:05:34Oh, good morning, sir.
00:05:35Oh, holly.
00:05:36Mr. J. Barker-Rind.
00:05:37Captured?
00:05:38Yes, sir.
00:05:39With a Y.
00:05:40Yes, sir.
00:05:41Ennitie.
00:05:42Of course, sir.
00:05:43Oh, I'm your chair.
00:05:44Oh, I'm sure I'm sure...
00:05:46It's ok.
00:05:47To pay me, sir.
00:05:49Oh, I'm sure I'm certain.
00:05:52I'm sure I'm sure.
00:05:54Very informal atmosphere you have here.
00:06:01We don't stand on ceremony here, sir.
00:06:04Oh, and this one.
00:06:06I'll take that one.
00:06:07My business papers.
00:06:09Oh, yes.
00:06:11Nice nip in the air down here, eh?
00:06:13Gives you an appetite, sir?
00:06:15Yes, certainly does.
00:06:16Where is the dining room, by the way?
00:06:17Later, if you don't mind, sir.
00:06:19One of the director's assistants will want to see you first.
00:06:22Well, I hope it's not very long.
00:06:23I'm feeling pretty peckish.
00:06:24Yes, Miss Reutemann.
00:06:25Can I have Mrs. Clifford's mail, please?
00:06:26Of course.
00:06:28There.
00:06:29I'll be in the bar if anybody wants me.
00:06:35Here, be with you.
00:06:36Very nice.
00:06:37Very nice.
00:06:37Who is she?
00:06:39She's secretary to one of our guests, as a matter of fact, sir.
00:06:42A Mrs. Clifford.
00:06:44Very nice for Mr. Clifford, eh?
00:06:46Well, if anybody wants me, I'll be in the bar.
00:06:50Morning.
00:06:54That looks interesting.
00:06:59I'll have one of those.
00:07:01I'm not sure I can recommend it.
00:07:03Potently.
00:07:04Oh, well.
00:07:05Try anything once.
00:07:08Cheers.
00:07:08I did warn you.
00:07:14What's that?
00:07:16Carrot juice, mostly.
00:07:18Carrot juice?
00:07:19With a dash of apple vinegar, margarine bitters, and aloes.
00:07:22Oh, the concautions you ladies pour down your porous insides.
00:07:29They're one of the country's games of the dogs.
00:07:31Let me introduce you to a real drink.
00:07:33Barman.
00:07:35Rhubarb pressey, stingo of nettle, iodine coif, pasta frappe, cabbage cup, turnipade, or...
00:07:42Skim goat's milk.
00:07:44Skim goat's milk?
00:07:46You're expecting something a little more palatable?
00:07:49Well, yes, were I?
00:07:50Awful, isn't it?
00:07:51I'm afraid this is one health clinic that doesn't pull its punches.
00:07:55Health clinic?
00:07:56Well, at least at some of the others they allow you fruit juices.
00:08:00Are you all right?
00:08:03I'm as well as you could be expected.
00:08:05Mr. Ryan.
00:08:06Hmm?
00:08:07I'm Mr. Rumbler.
00:08:07We'll see you now, sir, if you'll kind of follow me.
00:08:09I'll see you now, sir, if you'll see you next time.
00:08:13Health clinic?
00:08:20I don't think he quite knows what he's let himself in for.
00:08:24They never do, miss.
00:08:30So, will you take a seat, sir?
00:08:32Our consultant will be with you in a moment.
00:08:39Mr. Ryan, Rumbler-o.
00:09:01Who?
00:09:01Did I crush it?
00:09:02No, you made it wet.
00:09:03The morning dip.
00:09:05Well, we'll just take a few particulars.
00:09:11Don't you like dogs?
00:09:13Some dogs.
00:09:15Sit down, Mr. Ryan.
00:09:21Mr. Jerry Barker Ryan.
00:09:22Captain.
00:09:22Your age?
00:09:23My age?
00:09:25Oh, come now.
00:09:26We're not going to be feminine about this, are we?
00:09:27Oh, I'll bang down 32.
00:09:31Well, that disposes of your age, or some of it.
00:09:34Profession?
00:09:35Um, birdwatcher.
00:09:37Really?
00:09:38Married?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Why not?
00:09:44Are you married?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47Why not?
00:09:48Mr. Ryan, I'm asking the questions.
00:09:50Are you single from choice?
00:09:52Oh, indubitably.
00:09:53My profession has somewhat prejudiced me against wedding bells.
00:09:58A misogynistic ornithologist.
00:10:00What?
00:10:01Do you smoke?
00:10:03How many cigarettes a day do you smoke?
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06Well, I suppose it depends on how many people I meet.
00:10:09Have you any other personal habits?
00:10:12Mr. Rumbler-o is always absolutely necessary.
00:10:15You don't have any that you'd hesitate to tell me about, surely?
00:10:19Yes.
00:10:20Lots.
00:10:21I can understand your reticence, Mr. Ryan.
00:10:25The writing is rather on the wall, isn't it?
00:10:27Well, just look at you.
00:10:28Dull-eyed, pallid, concave.
00:10:30You should be convex.
00:10:31Put out your tongue.
00:10:32Huh?
00:10:33Tongue.
00:10:34Ooh.
00:10:36Dasty.
00:10:37Eyes.
00:10:41Good heavens, I don't know how you can see out of them.
00:10:45Ah!
00:10:46Not so much stiffness of rigor mortis.
00:10:49You've come to us just in time, Mr. Ryan.
00:10:52We are the handmaidens of Mother Nature.
00:10:54We'll soon have you in working order.
00:10:56I'll put you down for the lot, I think.
00:10:59Right.
00:10:59Raw salt rubs, sits, baths, steam and heat.
00:11:02Maximum stretches and manipulations.
00:11:05And the usual cleansing sessions.
00:11:08Diet.
00:11:08We'll take you through parsnip pulp and carrot juice, and work you gently up to grass salads.
00:11:17Grass salads?
00:11:18Oh, hunger will cease to gnaw in a few days, Mr. Ryan.
00:11:21Your stomach, you see, will shrink.
00:11:23Shrink?
00:11:24Shrink?
00:11:25Treatment sheet, diet sheet.
00:11:26Richard, will you come in here a moment?
00:11:28Don't look so alarmed, Mr. Ryan.
00:11:29We've had worse cases and pulled them through.
00:11:30We are going to take your poor abused body, wring it out, and start all over again.
00:11:36You're not, you know.
00:11:37Mr. Ryan.
00:11:38Captain.
00:11:39And I like my body the way it is.
00:11:40Then, apart from the absurdity of that remark, what are you doing here?
00:11:44That's better.
00:11:45A moment of panic on the brink, as it were.
00:11:46We get that.
00:11:47Come in.
00:11:48Hi, Richard, show our new guest to his quarters, will you?
00:11:53Let me see.
00:11:54You are paying 75 guineas a week.
00:11:57Hut 29.
00:11:59Hut?
00:12:00Very bracing, you'll find.
00:12:01I regard your case as a personal challenge.
00:12:03You will be getting my full interview with, sir, Christopher.
00:12:05A little bit, sir.
00:12:06And, if you're paying your carry.
00:12:07I'll pay your hand in the hand in the room.
00:12:08You'll pay my hand out.
00:12:09You'll pay me.
00:12:10Put your hand in the hand.
00:12:11I'll pay me to see you.
00:12:12He'll pay me to see you.
00:12:13A little bit, sir.
00:12:14It's not a big deal.
00:12:15It's not a big deal, sir.
00:12:16Oh, what a big deal.
00:12:17You will be getting my full indiv... How dare you!
00:12:20I haven't eaten anything for nearly an hour.
00:12:23Mr. Rhine, please understand, I will not tolerate any form of cheating on the diet.
00:12:27Backsliding will be mercilessly suppressed. Take him away.
00:12:43All right, outside, everybody, please.
00:12:46Now, with no course to laugh.
00:12:55What's going on?
00:12:56Just Fargo, sir. This way, sir.
00:13:01May I have your attention, please?
00:13:03I do apologize, ladies and gentlemen, for all this, but regulations, you know.
00:13:08Now, if you'll kindly answer your names.
00:13:11This way, sir.
00:13:22No wall!
00:13:24Folds in.
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Not until nightfall.
00:13:29Regulations.
00:13:30What?
00:13:31Now, sir.
00:13:32Bed.
00:13:33Locker.
00:13:34Water.
00:13:35It'll fall out.
00:13:36You're beginning to look better already, sir.
00:13:40Oh!
00:13:41Oh!
00:13:42Oh!
00:13:43Oh!
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:46Oh!
00:13:47Oh!
00:13:49Oh!
00:13:50Oh!
00:13:58Dear Captain, Horatio will fetch you at nine tonight.
00:14:11Destroy this M Clifford.
00:14:13Destroy me.
00:14:28Destroy this M Clifford.
00:14:46Let's go.
00:15:16Oh, beg your pardon.
00:15:46Oh, beg your pardon.
00:16:16Oh, beg your pardon.
00:16:46Oh, my God.
00:17:16Hello?
00:17:26Mrs. Clifford?
00:17:29Captain Ryan.
00:17:32You in?
00:17:37Ah, there you are.
00:17:40Mrs. Clifford?
00:17:45Wakey-wakey there, lady.
00:18:15Help!
00:18:16Someone come over here.
00:18:17Help!
00:18:18Where are you?
00:18:19Where are you?
00:18:20Where are you?
00:18:21What's happening?
00:18:22Help!
00:18:23Someone come over here.
00:18:25Help!
00:18:26Where are you?
00:18:27What's happening?
00:18:28What's going on?
00:18:29What's going on?
00:18:30What's going on here?
00:18:31We were talking.
00:18:32She collapsed.
00:18:33I'll have to take her to the shallow.
00:18:34To get her to the shallow.
00:18:37Help!
00:18:40Peter, come over here.
00:18:41Help!
00:18:42Where are you?
00:18:43Come over here.
00:18:44Help!
00:18:45Where are you?
00:18:46What's happening?
00:18:47Oh, whatever's happened.
00:18:48What has happened?
00:18:50What's going on here?
00:18:52We were talking. She collapsed.
00:18:54I'll have to take her to the shallot.
00:19:16Morning, sir.
00:19:17Oh, Burton.
00:19:18Glad you're on the case, sir.
00:19:19Oh, yeah, I'm not. I was due to start me holidays this morning.
00:19:22Oh, bad luck, sir.
00:19:23Dr. Crossley's waiting, sir.
00:19:24Crossley? Is he when he's at home?
00:19:25Oh, he's the director here. He runs the place.
00:19:27Oh, is he? Come on, then.
00:19:37Oh, come on, then. Which way?
00:19:38Here, sir.
00:19:44Come in.
00:19:45Now, Doctor, this is Detective Inspector Hook.
00:19:49How do you do?
00:19:50Well, morning, Inspector.
00:19:51My wife.
00:19:52Madam.
00:19:53Well, Inspector?
00:19:54Murder, sir.
00:19:55You sure?
00:19:56Yeah, according to our lab reports, there's some sort of poison called ricin in the carrot juice.
00:20:01Ricin?
00:20:02Oh, this is a terrible shock.
00:20:04Yeah, I can understand that.
00:20:05I mean, a thing like this can be bad for business, can't it?
00:20:07That is hardly the point, Inspector.
00:20:10We happen to be very fond of Mrs. Clifford.
00:20:12Oh, yes, indeed, Inspector.
00:20:14She was quite one of my husband's favorites.
00:20:16Among the guests, that is.
00:20:18Isn't that so, Julian, darling?
00:20:20She's been coming here for a number of years.
00:20:22I like to think that our relationship was more that of friends rather than doctor and patient.
00:20:27I see.
00:20:28I see.
00:20:29Look, sir, I'd like to have a word with your guests. Do you mind?
00:20:32Well, I suppose not.
00:20:33When?
00:20:34Right now, sir.
00:20:35I want full particulars of anyone who decides to check out from now on.
00:20:37You'll find none of them are due to leave till next weekend at the earliest, Inspector.
00:20:41Oh?
00:20:42The murderer could suddenly change his mind, madam.
00:20:57Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
00:21:03Detective Inspector Hook would like a brief word.
00:21:08Um, I'm sorry to trouble you.
00:21:10I realize how upsetting all this is for everyone.
00:21:13The situation is this.
00:21:14Last night, two guests were poisoned.
00:21:17One of them, fortunately, is recovering.
00:21:20The other one is dead.
00:21:22I'm satisfied that this is a case of murder.
00:21:27All right, all right.
00:21:29Now, I understand from the director that no one is scheduled to leave here for at least a week.
00:21:34And I hope none of you will find it necessary to change your plans.
00:21:37I have no powers to detain you here, of course.
00:21:38But should any guests decide to curtail his stay, full particulars of name, address and reasons will be required by the duty police officer.
00:21:56You rang, sir?
00:21:57Yeah, I believe this gentleman requires attention.
00:21:58Can I help you, sir?
00:21:59Yes, I want to change my accommodation.
00:22:00Oh, really, sir?
00:22:01Yeah, yes.
00:22:02Last night, people were running around shouting and bawling.
00:22:03It was absolute murder.
00:22:04Murder, sir?
00:22:05Purely a figure of speech.
00:22:06Oh, will you see that my quarters have changed immediately?
00:22:07Very well, sir.
00:22:08Let me see.
00:22:09You're in hut 29.
00:22:10I'm afraid the only other one available is hut 28.
00:22:12Oh, that's marvelous, yes.
00:22:13We'll have a go at that.
00:22:14Fine, fine.
00:22:15See that my bags are taken around immediately, will you?
00:22:16Of course.
00:22:17Excuse me, I mustn't miss my raw salt rub.
00:22:21Ha!
00:22:22Oh, that's marvelous.
00:22:23Yes.
00:22:24Have a go at that.
00:22:25Fine, fine.
00:22:26See that my bags are taken around immediately, will you?
00:22:28Of course, sir.
00:22:29Excuse me, I mustn't miss my raw salt rub.
00:22:32Oh!
00:22:33Quite an impression you made this morning.
00:22:34Quite an impression, trying to sneak off like you did.
00:22:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:37Look at that.
00:22:38Fine, fine.
00:22:39See that my bags are taken around immediately, will you?
00:22:41Of course, sir.
00:22:42Excuse me, I mustn't miss my raw salt rub.
00:22:57Oh!
00:22:58Quite an impression you made this morning, quite an impression, trying to sneak off like you did.
00:23:02Men have been hanged for a good deal less.
00:23:04And if I may say so, your actual appearance is rather against you.
00:23:08I suppose you've noticed it yourself.
00:23:09What?
00:23:10And this hook fellow only rests rather than none, I should imagine.
00:23:13And you could well be his number one suspect.
00:23:15Me? Don't be ridiculous.
00:23:17They'll find the husband did it.
00:23:18Oh, no, they won't.
00:23:19Well, I happen to know.
00:23:20Well, I've heard that the deceased suspected him of pitching the woo elsewhere.
00:23:25Quite impossible.
00:23:26Oh, and now look, I tell you, he's been dead for years.
00:23:29What?
00:23:30Ten years at least.
00:23:31All right, Richards, the shower.
00:23:33Are you sure, he's dead?
00:23:34He was when they buried him.
00:23:36As a matter of fact, he passed away on this very table.
00:23:39Oh, that doesn't surprise me.
00:23:41It did us.
00:23:43Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:23:45Turn it off! Turn it off! It's freezing!
00:23:48Of course it's freezing. We use only the best here, ice water.
00:23:52Turn it off!
00:23:53All right, Richards, I think it's first time. Switch it off.
00:23:56Switch it off!
00:24:02All right, Richards.
00:24:03Get him ready for the massage table.
00:24:06You know, I think there's something sneaky about poison.
00:24:08I prefer the blunt instruments here for myself.
00:24:11Don't you?
00:24:12Yes, I certainly do.
00:24:14You know, I think there are few people in this country with a keener nose for detection than myself.
00:24:18Great unsolved crimes of the century.
00:24:20Solved them all.
00:24:21In theory, of course.
00:24:22Often think I'd miss my vocation.
00:24:26Money.
00:24:26Oh, they always do it for money.
00:24:28Reduces some men to the level of animals.
00:24:30Yes, the nephew might be on a bit of a sticky wicket here.
00:24:35He gets the lot, you know.
00:24:36Young master Roger comes in for a cool quarter of a million pounds.
00:24:40Roger?
00:24:41Why don't you want to bump off the secretary as well?
00:24:44That could have been a mistake, of course.
00:24:46It sadly was.
00:24:47Oh, oh.
00:24:47Roll away, my dear fellow.
00:24:49All the walls are soundproof.
00:24:51Still, I shouldn't think that Roger's got the moral fiber for that sort of thing.
00:24:54More likely to get someone to do his dirty work for him.
00:24:57A hired assassin.
00:24:58Oh.
00:25:01Hi, George.
00:25:03Could I have your attention, please?
00:25:06This is the director speaking.
00:25:08I have a very important announcement for both guests and staff.
00:25:12The police have authorized me to make the following statement.
00:25:16The executors of the late Mrs. Clifford are offering a reward for any information
00:25:20leading to the apprehension of the person responsible for her tragic death
00:25:24and a very substantial reward.
00:25:27The sum of 2,000 pounds.
00:25:31Excellent.
00:25:332,000 pounds.
00:25:372,000 pounds.
00:25:42Captain.
00:25:43If he's a captain, I'm Fidel Castro.
00:25:45Why, I knew it the second I set eyes on him.
00:25:47It's not just the face, it's the pallor.
00:25:50I shouldn't be surprised if he's straight out of jail.
00:25:52Excuse me.
00:25:54I found this charming little trinket in the grounds yesterday.
00:25:56I was wondering whether you'd put a notice on the board.
00:25:59Yes, certainly, Captain.
00:26:02You will let me know if it isn't claimed, won't you?
00:26:04Oh, indeed, sir.
00:26:06I was wondering.
00:26:08What, sir?
00:26:09I was wondering whether you had a small bar of chocolate.
00:26:13Chocolate, sir.
00:26:16Of course not.
00:26:17I was wondering.
00:26:35I've been wondering if you had a大 bit of photographs on the ground?
00:26:38Oh, my.
00:26:39Whatever is.
00:26:39It's quite finished.
00:26:52Hello, Mr Rambler.
00:26:54I trust you aren't thinking of eating any of these berries?
00:26:58Yes.
00:26:59No.
00:27:00They're poisonous.
00:27:02Poison?
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:09Poisonous.
00:27:39Poisonous.
00:28:09Poisonous.
00:28:39Poisonous.
00:29:00Yeah, boy.
00:29:01Yeah, boy.
00:29:09Now, this won't be one second, sir.
00:29:14Now then, this goes in here.
00:29:32There you are, one walkie-talkie dog.
00:29:39Come in. Good morning, sir. Thank you.
00:29:43Yeah, well, I was hoping to find you here, Mr. Forrester.
00:29:46I've got one or two further questions, if you don't mind, sir.
00:29:49I don't think there's anything else I can tell you, Inspector.
00:29:52Ah, yeah, there is just one thing, sir.
00:29:55What do you want?
00:29:56Have you seen that before, sir?
00:29:57No, I don't think so.
00:29:58No. It's the carrot juice can, sir. We found it in the rubbish bin.
00:30:01Well, well, look at the top, sir. You see that little hole?
00:30:04Oh, yes.
00:30:05Yeah, someone punched a hypo-needle into there before it was open and syringed ricin into the juice.
00:30:10Do you find that interesting? Hmm?
00:30:13What do you want?
00:30:13What do you want?
00:30:14Uh, have you seen that before, sir?
00:30:16Mmm, no, I don't think so.
00:30:18No. It's the carrot juice can, sir. We found it in the rubbish bin.
00:30:22Well... Well, erm... Look at the top, sir.
00:30:25You see that little hole?
00:30:27Oh, yes.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29Someone punched a hypo-needle into there before it was open and syringed ricin into the juice.
00:30:36Do you find that interesting?
00:30:43Nosey.
00:30:45Did Mrs Clifford normally drink carrot juicer?
00:30:48Yes, she did.
00:30:49And Miss Reutman?
00:30:50What auntie did, everyone did.
00:30:51But not you, sir.
00:30:52I drew the line at carrot juice.
00:30:55My poison, if I may use the word, was something stronger.
00:30:58I see.
00:30:59Do you?
00:31:00Yes, you do, don't you?
00:31:02Well, you're quite wrong, you know.
00:31:04Oh, really, sir?
00:31:05I'm deeply grateful for what I'm about to receive. I didn't kill her.
00:31:13Oh.
00:31:14And I'm hardly likely to poison my own fiancée.
00:31:18Your fiancée, sir?
00:31:20Miss Reutman and I are engaged.
00:31:23Well, I didn't know that.
00:31:25Well, all right, Inspector. You can see her now.
00:31:30Right, sir.
00:31:55Well, I'd say you'd been very lucky, Miss Reutman. Don't you think so, Doctor?
00:32:08Yes, remarkably so.
00:32:09Well, your luck's our luck, too.
00:32:11Why do you say that?
00:32:12Well, the murderer can't have counted on your being alive to tell us anything.
00:32:16Oh!
00:32:17Oh!
00:32:21Burden.
00:32:22Yes, ma'am.
00:32:23Well, I've just got one or two further questions, Miss Reutman, if you don't mind.
00:32:46How long have you been Mrs Clifford's secretary?
00:32:49Not long.
00:32:50About six months.
00:32:52I had to get a job after...
00:32:54After what?
00:32:55Well, after my divorce.
00:32:59I see.
00:33:00Did Mrs Clifford take you into her confidence about her affairs?
00:33:04Oh, yes, I think about everything.
00:33:06We were quite close, Inspector.
00:33:08I was very fortunate.
00:33:09Oh.
00:33:10Seems to have been a very popular lady.
00:33:12Can you think of any reason why anyone should want to do away with her?
00:33:16No, I can't.
00:33:17Or yourself?
00:33:19No, I don't know.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23All right.
00:33:24Now, about this card party last night, there was just you, Mr Forrester, Mrs Clifford and Dr Crossley.
00:33:31Yes.
00:33:32What time did it start?
00:33:33About seven.
00:33:35We played three-handed for a while.
00:33:37Dr Crossley was a little late.
00:33:40Hmm?
00:33:41What time did it finish?
00:33:42About nine.
00:33:43Mrs Clifford said she felt tired.
00:33:46Oh, was that usual?
00:33:48Did she normally go to bed that early?
00:33:51No.
00:33:52As a matter of fact, it wasn't usual.
00:33:55She loved cards.
00:33:56She often played till midnight or even after.
00:33:58Ah.
00:33:59When did you have the drinks?
00:34:02Oh, just before we broke up, I think.
00:34:05Did you get them?
00:34:07No.
00:34:08Well?
00:34:09Dr Crossley fetched them from the kitchen.
00:34:12He was dummy.
00:34:14Was he?
00:34:15I thought I told you to get this flaming mongrel out of it.
00:34:24Well, look.
00:34:35Go on, go on.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:37Go on.
00:34:38Get out, you audible little bit scarred.
00:34:40Light off it.
00:34:41Mm.
00:34:42Hey.
00:34:43Ah.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45Ah.
00:34:46Ah.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48Ah.
00:34:49Ah.
00:34:50Ah.
00:34:51Get out, you audible little bit scarred.
00:34:52Light off it.
00:34:53Ah.
00:34:54Ah.
00:34:55Ah.
00:34:56Ah.
00:34:57Ah.
00:34:58Ah.
00:34:59Ah.
00:35:00Ah.
00:35:01Ah.
00:35:02Ah.
00:35:03Ah.
00:35:04Ah.
00:35:05Ah.
00:35:06Ah.
00:35:07Ah.
00:35:08Must be the mating season.
00:35:34Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
00:36:04By George.
00:36:34I love you.
00:37:04Yes.
00:37:23Oh, director.
00:37:26So it was you I saw playing with my dog just now.
00:37:29Yes, uh, just a rump.
00:37:32She does enjoy it.
00:37:33I wish you'd remember that I like exercising Junior myself.
00:37:37She's just come back completely exhausted.
00:37:39Ewan Rumbleau, you're in charge of the library, aren't you?
00:37:42Yes, that's correct.
00:37:43Well, if your system is as meticulous as you claim,
00:37:47perhaps you can tell me why there is a certain volume missing.
00:37:49Missing? Impossible.
00:38:00Well, it's not out on loan, and it's not on the shelves.
00:38:02What book is this, director?
00:38:04Rudenheimer. Nature's Poisons.
00:38:07Rudenheimer. A fascinating book.
00:38:10The police thing, sir.
00:38:12The police?
00:38:14Nature's Poisons, Rumbleau.
00:38:16Poisons. And it is missing.
00:38:18Oh.
00:38:21That book must be found.
00:38:23Yes, director.
00:38:25Immediately after lunch, I'll organize a search.
00:38:27Now.
00:38:29Yes, director.
00:38:49Maybe two in the carrot juice.
00:38:51Good morning, sir.
00:38:57Your carrot juice.
00:38:58The parsley, perhaps, a little tastier today, sir.
00:39:00Cook's laced it with caraway seeds.
00:39:02Never.
00:39:04She's still in danger, you know.
00:39:06Who?
00:39:06That poor Miss Reutemann.
00:39:07Oh.
00:39:08Yes, the poisoner will strike again, sir.
00:39:10Mark my words.
00:39:13Good morning, sir.
00:39:15Good morning, Lily.
00:39:16The parsley, perhaps, a little tastier today, sir.
00:39:18Cook's spiced it with caraway seeds.
00:39:20Oh, good.
00:39:21She's still in danger, you know.
00:39:23Pardon?
00:39:23That poor Miss Reutemann.
00:39:25Yes.
00:39:26The poisoner will strike again, sir.
00:39:28Mark my words.
00:41:46There's something going on, Burton.
00:42:04I can feel it.
00:42:05There's something definitely going on.
00:42:08The old head wound acting up, sir?
00:42:09Yeah.
00:42:10Itching.
00:42:11Itching.
00:42:13Look, we've got to find a druggist with ricin on his poison book.
00:42:17There must be one.
00:42:18Well, I've covered them all within the radius of 20 miles, sir.
00:42:20All right.
00:42:20Tomorrow, make it 30.
00:42:21Good night, Burton.
00:42:22Well, what about you, sir?
00:42:23I said good night.
00:42:24Look, look, you could use some sleep yourself, sir.
00:42:26Look, you could use some sleep yourself, sir.
00:42:26Not when I got the itch.
00:42:28Look, I've got a man watching the chalet.
00:42:29You don't need to sit up all night.
00:42:30I'll see you in the morning, Burton.
00:42:32There's definitely something going on.
00:42:42Now, you just take off the safety catch, point, and pull.
00:42:54Yes, well, I'm sure it must be as easy as you say it is, but all the same, I'd rather not.
00:42:59Fran, I wouldn't be able to sleep if I thought there was only this blockhead hook between you
00:43:03and, well, I don't want anything else to happen to you.
00:43:08All right, Roger.
00:43:09Do as you say.
00:43:12Now, you sleep well.
00:43:54Oh, my God.
00:44:24I've been watching a man I think is the murderer, but he's giving me the slip.
00:44:52Any minute now, he may turn up here.
00:44:55When I take my hand away from your mouth, not a sound, eh?
00:45:00Shh, I'm your friend.
00:45:06Pretend to be asleep.
00:45:07Have no fear.
00:45:11Rind is here.
00:45:12It's all right, Miss Reutemann.
00:45:27It's me.
00:45:28Miss Reutemann.
00:45:29I've been watching a man I believe to be the murderer, but he's given me the slip.
00:45:33Any moment now, he may be poised, ready to strike.
00:45:36But have no fear.
00:45:37Rumbelow's here.
00:45:39Let's lie in wait together.
00:45:42You know what I mean.
00:45:45Resistance is useless.
00:45:46Drop that clap.
00:45:47You drop yours.
00:45:48I don't.
00:45:48You hear what I said.
00:45:49Drop that clap.
00:45:49Drop it.
00:45:50Drop it.
00:45:50I warn you.
00:45:52Drop that clap.
00:45:53Both of you dropped them.
00:45:59All you have to do is point and pull.
00:46:03And I'm pointing.
00:46:04Have a care, Ellie.
00:46:05Stay where you are.
00:46:06This man.
00:46:07Don't move.
00:46:08This man is a paid assassin.
00:46:10What?
00:46:10Do you deny that that clunction is for hire?
00:46:13Oh, don't be so ridiculous.
00:46:14I'm a fully paid up member of the private detectives association.
00:46:18I can prove it.
00:46:19Do you mind?
00:46:23Well, it seems all right.
00:46:27It is all right.
00:46:28And now, Mr. Rumbelow, do you deny that the late Mrs. Margaret Clifford was your patient
00:46:33and that in your file is the significant entry, AV2 in carrot juice twice daily, final phase?
00:46:41Well, no.
00:46:42And AV2 is a deadly poison?
00:46:46AV, apple vinegar.
00:46:49Two?
00:46:49Two squirts.
00:46:53Who's there?
00:46:58Who's there?
00:47:01Oh, it's you, sir.
00:47:03Well, quiet loft house.
00:47:04There's the grave, sir.
00:47:06Hmm.
00:47:08All right.
00:47:08Well, you can stand down.
00:47:10What, sir?
00:47:10I said you can stand down.
00:47:12I'll take the rest of this watch.
00:47:13Oh, well, if you say so, sir.
00:47:15I do say so.
00:47:18Good night, sir.
00:47:19Good night.
00:47:25Sorry about all this, Miss Reutemann.
00:47:26Good night.
00:47:27Miss Reutemann, I hope you won't...
00:47:29Miss Reutemann, I hope you won't mention this little contretemps to anyone.
00:47:32You know, I'm in this for 2,000 quid.
00:47:34Don't worry.
00:47:35I shan't tell anyone.
00:47:36Thank you very much.
00:47:37Now, I wouldn't like the police to hinder my investigations.
00:47:40My investigations?
00:47:42Your investigations?
00:47:43Yes, I've been investigating.
00:47:45What investigation?
00:47:45Gentlemen, why don't you two get together?
00:47:49Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
00:47:50I'm a professional.
00:47:51I can't work with non-union labor.
00:47:53As a member of the public,
00:47:54it is my duty to bring the murderer to book.
00:47:57Ten percent.
00:47:58Oh, I was thinking of offering you that.
00:48:00Well, I think ten percent is a very fair offer
00:48:02for any small contribution you're likely to make.
00:48:04Don't you think so, Miss Reutemann?
00:48:05Any small contribution, as you put it,
00:48:07will come from your end.
00:48:08Shh!
00:48:10There's somebody outside.
00:48:13Go, go, Grumlo.
00:48:14All right, go on.
00:48:15I'll be here.
00:48:21There's a man in a raincoat going around the back.
00:48:25I'm going to phone the police.
00:48:26Just a minute, just a minute.
00:48:28Have you forgotten the 2,000 quid?
00:48:29I haven't forgotten, but there's a man outside.
00:48:31There are two men inside.
00:48:33Not for ten percent.
00:48:35Twenty-five.
00:48:37Fifty-fifty.
00:48:39Fifty?
00:48:39Fifty.
00:48:41Agreed.
00:48:51I'm sure there is something.
00:48:59I did it.
00:49:00You mean you did it.
00:49:02Just a minute.
00:49:03It's Hook.
00:49:04You did it, all right.
00:49:05Yes, but you did it as well.
00:49:14Amateur.
00:49:16Run!
00:49:16Oh, that hurts.
00:49:24Well, it's bad, too.
00:49:25But I do assure you, Inspector,
00:49:27that Hall's potent healing oil is most efficient.
00:49:30I don't know any remedy half as good.
00:49:32Dressing, please.
00:49:33Yeah, have you found that poison book yet?
00:49:34Eh, no, have you?
00:49:36No.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38Did Miss Reutemann see anything of the intruder?
00:49:41She says not.
00:49:41Didn't hear anything either, but I did.
00:49:43Oh?
00:49:44Yeah, there are two of them in it.
00:49:45Indeed.
00:49:46Just as I was coming round,
00:49:48I heard someone say something to someone else.
00:49:51Really?
00:49:51What?
00:49:52Just one word.
00:49:54Run.
00:49:55On the spot.
00:49:56Run!
00:49:57One, two, three, four.
00:49:58One, two, three, four.
00:49:59Hop, hop, hop.
00:50:00Get them up there.
00:50:01One, two, three, four.
00:50:02One, two, three, four.
00:50:03Hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:50:05Hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:50:06Get them up there.
00:50:07Hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:50:08One, two, three, four.
00:50:09One, two, three, and rest.
00:50:10Hand!
00:50:11I said rest, Mr. Rind, not disintegrate.
00:50:15No, don't help him, ladies.
00:50:17Let him find his own feet.
00:50:20Now he's joined us again.
00:50:22Right, before we take root, once again, on the spot.
00:50:25Run!
00:50:26One, two, three, four.
00:50:27One, two, three, four.
00:50:28One, two, three, four.
00:50:29Hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:50:30One, two, three, four.
00:50:30Go along.
00:50:32Psst.
00:50:32Hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:50:33Come along.
00:50:34Got something in your eye, Mr. Rind?
00:50:36Hop, hop, hop.
00:50:37Behind you, hook.
00:50:38On?
00:50:39Hook.
00:50:39Behind you.
00:50:40Hop, hop, hop.
00:50:41To the woods.
00:50:42To the woods?
00:50:43Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:50:46Hop, hop, hop.
00:50:46To the woods.
00:50:48Barrel!
00:50:48Millie!
00:50:49Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
00:50:51Do you know who actually found it, Johnson?
00:51:01Yes, Captain Rind, madam.
00:51:02Oh, yes, he's the odd person who made such a fuss about the accommodation.
00:51:06Yes, madam.
00:51:07Do you happen to know where he is?
00:51:08Out exercising, I believe, madam.
00:51:10I must thank him.
00:51:28No sign of him.
00:51:29You sure?
00:51:30Yes.
00:51:31You mean he's not waiting for us?
00:51:34No.
00:51:34God, as I thought.
00:51:37What?
00:51:39You panicked.
00:51:40I beg your pardon?
00:51:42You panicked.
00:51:43How could the inspector possibly have known what hit him last night?
00:51:47They were creeping up to windows.
00:51:49You panicked again.
00:51:50I can assure you, inspector.
00:51:54I can explain everything.
00:51:57Down, Junior.
00:51:58Down.
00:51:59Mr. Ryan, may I have a word with you, please?
00:52:01With pleasure.
00:52:02With pleasure.
00:52:02Mr. Rombolo, will you be kind enough to take Junior for a little walk?
00:52:05Pardon?
00:52:09Walkies?
00:52:10Friend.
00:52:11Friend.
00:52:12Friend.
00:52:13Friend.
00:52:14Friend.
00:52:15Oh, lookies!
00:52:16Double!
00:52:17Ralph!
00:52:18Mrs. Grosny!
00:52:19Mrs. Grosny!
00:52:19The brooch is an heirloom.
00:52:20I'm really most grateful to you, Mr. Rind.
00:52:21Well, that's why, Mrs. Grosny.
00:52:22You sit down, won't you?
00:52:24I like that.
00:52:25The stones are genuine.
00:52:26It's very valuable.
00:52:27My husband was careless enough to lose it when he was taking it for cleaning.
00:52:28I'd quite given it up for six months ago.
00:52:29Six months?
00:52:30Tell me, where did you find it?
00:52:31In the grounds.
00:52:32You know, it's in remarkably good condition.
00:52:33It's been lying out there for six months.
00:52:35Yes, it is, isn't it?
00:52:36It is.
00:52:37It is, isn't it?
00:52:38It is, isn't it?
00:52:39It is.
00:52:40It is.
00:52:41It is.
00:52:42It is.
00:52:43It is.
00:52:44It is.
00:52:45It is.
00:52:46It is.
00:52:47It is.
00:52:48It is.
00:52:49It is, isn't it?
00:52:50It is.
00:52:51It is.
00:52:52It is.
00:52:53It is.
00:52:54It is.
00:52:55It is.
00:52:56It is.
00:52:57It is.
00:52:58You might have thought that she had been lost, you know, only the other day.
00:53:03Most odd.
00:53:04Well, thank you very much, Mr. Rynd.
00:53:15Excuse me.
00:53:16Bring it.
00:53:17Here.
00:53:18Yes, yes, the old triangle. I think night work is indicated. Yes.
00:53:48That dog knows I'm abroad tonight. He knows!
00:53:53He had a go at my arm this morning.
00:53:56If I don't get some meat pretty soon, I'll have a go at it myself.
00:53:59In any case, this is ridiculous. Nurse Fallows, why, she's...
00:54:03Yes, she is. She's not.
00:54:05I'm the director. Just the age for it.
00:54:09I'm not going to stand here and have you...
00:54:11Shhh, shh, shh. Cast aspersions.
00:54:13Shut up and hold the letter.
00:54:15Little Rita? Why?
00:54:17I've watched her in the treatment room.
00:54:19Yeah, I bet you have.
00:54:20Now hold the letter and don't touch that.
00:54:22Don't touch it.
00:54:45What's the matter?
00:54:47Well, I'm worried about that brooch. You promised you wouldn't wear it here.
00:54:53I've said I'm sorry.
00:54:55Yes, that night of all nights. It might have been found behind the chalet for all we know.
00:54:59I only wanted to wish you luck.
00:55:01It was far too dangerous.
00:55:03I like danger.
00:55:05You don't have to live with my wife.
00:55:07Neither do you for much longer.
00:55:09I'll believe it when it happens.
00:55:11Oh, look. The old girl's dead.
00:55:14You'll be getting the money. Now think about that.
00:55:16Oh, you don't know Rachel.
00:55:17She's made me dance to her tune for the last ten years.
00:55:20But you'll go on doing so.
00:55:22You're not trying to get out of this, are you?
00:55:24Because if you are, I'm...
00:55:25No, of course not.
00:55:27For that package I gave you, have you got it safe still?
00:55:30Of course I have.
00:55:31Stop worrying!
00:55:37Psst!
00:55:38Psst!
00:55:39Psst!
00:55:41Shh, shh, shh.
00:55:44Psst!
00:56:00Well, I can wait.
00:56:02What goes up, must come down.
00:56:17Rumbler.
00:56:30well it's bound to any idea who it was whoever it was he was at one of your nurses windows
00:56:48oh a peeping Tommy no no no it was one of your guests I couldn't be sure he pinched my bar of
00:56:55chocolate oh oh by the way do you know anything about a new will the old lady was supposed to be
00:57:02making a new will no why solicitor says she was going to make one hasn't turned up yet though
00:57:08what do you want the chief constable's just been on the phone sir all right what did he want well
00:57:16he says he hopes we'll be making progress very soon sir what else well sir oh come on what else
00:57:22well sir he asked me to say sir that come on you fat what else that you seem to be spending all your
00:57:32time unconscious sir unconscious when I get my hands on this joker
00:57:41where he's from below he usually does is he hiding or something no sir he's busy
00:57:51now that should make you feel better now for the circulator sir do I have to have that again
00:57:57yes sir okay excuse me sir yes yes he's here
00:58:12for you sir me well I'm so sorry myself do you beg your pardon captain rind I'm very worried
00:58:27I trust it's not about the little concert in your room the other night oh no captain it isn't that
00:58:33I want your advice oh really oh well say on dear lady say on
00:58:39indeed of course all this may mean nothing at all captain
00:58:50but don't you think I ought to tell inspector hook hook no no no you you know I don't think
00:58:58he's got the full head for this sort of thing bit of a blunderer better leave it to me hmm don't
00:59:04worry I'll be very discreet goodbye thank you charming girl always gives me my rank all right
00:59:12Richard I'll take over traitor not at all you skipped without saying a word I went psst psst well what's that
00:59:23supposed to mean with 2,000 pounds at stake I decided it was imperative that one of us should remain at
00:59:29liberty you of course a painful decision rind but inescapable my conscience is clear then why have
00:59:39you avoided coming face to face with me all day my duties kept me I had reason to believe that a
00:59:44crate of stout have been spun into the building and I was right stout where is it I poured it down the
00:59:49secret cold-blooded swine in any case I'm only sorry I couldn't stay around long enough to see
00:59:54your idiotic suspicions of the director confounded they were there all right what and neither of them
01:00:01was reading a good book I don't believe it don't you well let me tell you something else your doctor
01:00:10friend persuaded mrs clifford to invest some money in a new venture of his well that doesn't make him a
01:00:15murderer just a minute just a minute she changed her mind but before she could instruct her solicitor
01:00:21she was dead oh what now I'll tell you little rita's the answer to our problem he said something
01:00:39about a package and had she still got it safe a package yeah and rumble oh tonight you're going to
01:00:44the ladies room and you're going to nick same me yeah you what about you me I should be luring the
01:00:50said lady what do you know about luring the said lady I've got you down on my form as a misogynist
01:00:55yes what is that you hate women well I hate getting up in the morning that are not bedridden
01:01:01I don't like it I don't like it are you sure you can keep the lady occupied long enough for me to
01:01:08such a room why sure when I finish with her my trouble will be getting rid of her like caesar I
01:01:15came I saw and I conquered all right caesar
01:01:20oh
01:01:38julian julian who's that it's me darling
01:02:08what's the matter you me what's the matter with me I sent you the note but it was signed j that's
01:02:17right that's my name jerry bohem jerry bohem i was weaned on champagne j barkerine captain at your
01:02:27service very much at your service oh I see one of those well as you may have noticed there are a
01:02:33number of things at this place that are not on the menu and I happen to be one of them captain
01:02:37no you don't understand I'm not one of those I should hope not well oh no I didn't mean one of those I say do you believe in love at first
01:02:47sight like instant coffee yes no oh I'm a simple sort of a jab quite and I've
01:02:54worshiped from afar and the father the better I came I saw you conquer here catch I say you can't go yet
01:03:03listen listen you take one step nearer and I'll do some gardening in that gap of yours
01:03:07I say
01:03:08oh
01:03:09oh
01:03:10right in us
01:03:16of course on the premises
01:03:18oh
01:03:29oh
01:03:31oh
01:03:33oh
01:03:35oh
01:03:37oh
01:03:39oh
01:03:41oh
01:03:43oh
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:45Good morning, everyone.
01:06:56Owing to several degrees of frost, the early morning plunge is cancelled.
01:07:15You won't find any grub in there, my fine feather friend.
01:07:38Hey! Hey!
01:07:39You're walking!
01:07:44They must be mad.
01:08:14What are you doing down there?
01:08:21Dr. Crossley!
01:08:29Good morning, sir.
01:08:38You say you saw nothing?
01:08:44Hmm?
01:08:45Only the good doctor.
01:08:46Oh.
01:08:47Shove the salt over here, will you?
01:08:51So.
01:08:52And you've found nothing?
01:08:53Yeah.
01:08:54Stabbed in the back with something long and thin, you know.
01:08:58No, it didn't happen there.
01:08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:00And the pepper, will you?
01:09:01Pepper.
01:09:02We get this sent up from the station, you know.
01:09:05You have to when you're in a place like this.
01:09:06Mmm.
01:09:07Oh, I mean.
01:09:08Just a job.
01:09:09Here.
01:09:10How come you were at the pool this morning?
01:09:11Um, the early morning bathe you had?
01:09:12No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:13No, not this morning.
01:09:14It was cancelled.
01:09:15Was it?
01:09:16Is it?
01:09:17Come on, now.
01:09:18You were caught with a corpse and all you're going to say is you were dipping your drawers?
01:09:23That's a bit thin, isn't it?
01:09:24Like the ice.
01:09:25I don't think so.
01:09:26Oh, yes.
01:09:27Give us the bread, will you?
01:09:30Yes.
01:09:32And I'll take a try over here.
01:09:41Xin her?
01:09:42I have some chicken.
01:09:44Yes.
01:09:45Go on. We always get this car to grab down the station, you know. Prisoners do, don't they?
01:09:49The prisoners get this car to go. And the butter, will you?
01:09:53Who's the butter? No, the butter.
01:09:57Funny thing, isn't it?
01:10:01There's a murder the day you arrive, you go for a swim in eight degrees of frost, and then there's another.
01:10:06That's funny, isn't it?
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:12I bet you'll be glad to leave this place, won't you?
01:10:14You get a bit peckish apart from anything else, I suppose, don't you?
01:10:17There's plenty more where this came from, you know.
01:10:20I'm not hungry.
01:10:22You don't go in for snooping around girls' bedrooms by any chance, do you?
01:10:25No.
01:10:26Or outside nurses' windows?
01:10:27No.
01:10:27Or murder twice?
01:10:29No.
01:10:29No.
01:10:30All right.
01:10:31All right. Get out.
01:10:37Here.
01:10:39Remember this.
01:10:40Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, from now on, I've got my eye on you.
01:10:44But, of course, R. R for Roger.
01:11:03If I get to escape the hangman's rope, you'll have to do better than that.
01:11:05But it's obvious.
01:11:06Look, R stands for the deceased wife, Rachel.
01:11:09It also stands for his little, um, for his, uh, girlfriend, Rita.
01:11:13It also...
01:11:14Just a minute.
01:11:20It might be Hook.
01:11:22Disguise your voice.
01:11:23Hello, hello.
01:11:25Hello, hello.
01:11:26Hello?
01:11:27Captain Ryan.
01:11:27Oh, it's you, Miss Francis.
01:11:31Captain, I must see you.
01:11:33Oh, uh, I'm afraid that's going to be a bit dicey.
01:11:35You see, I'm being watched.
01:11:38Captain, it's most important.
01:11:41You know that old oak behind the chalet?
01:11:43I'll meet you there.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:45Well, I suppose we can risk it.
01:11:47Well, au revoir.
01:11:49Come on.
01:11:53Calling someone, darling?
01:11:54I was just checking the desk for mail.
01:11:57Roger, I'd rather like to get some fresh air.
01:11:59Would you take me out?
01:12:01Are you sure you're up to it?
01:12:02Well, I feel I can't stay in any longer.
01:12:05This place...
01:12:07I understand.
01:12:24This will do fine.
01:12:30Um, I think I'd like to be on my own for a little.
01:12:34Do you mind, Roger?
01:12:35Well, are you sure you're going to be all right?
01:12:37Oh, yes, thank you.
01:12:38Horatio will look after me.
01:12:40Oh, no, you mustn't overdo it.
01:12:43Be back for you in ten minutes.
01:12:54Are you there?
01:12:57Yes, dear lady.
01:12:58We are here.
01:12:59Hello, Miss Roger.
01:13:00Shut up.
01:13:01What can I do for you, my dear?
01:13:03I'm frightened.
01:13:05I can't sleep, I'm so afraid.
01:13:07I'm even afraid of Roger.
01:13:10I'm sure that whoever it is is going to try again and kill me.
01:13:13Over our dead bodies.
01:13:16I'm sorry, but after what happened to Dr. Crossley,
01:13:19I really feel that I ought to go to the inspector.
01:13:21He thinks it's the murderer hitting him.
01:13:24I have to tell him it's you.
01:13:26No, no, no, please, please.
01:13:27Not that.
01:13:28You see, well...
01:13:29We are within an ace of solving it.
01:13:32Yes, we're quite confident that by ten o'clock tonight
01:13:35we'll have the murderer under lock and key.
01:13:38What do you want to go and say that for?
01:13:40Why, to say something?
01:13:41You mean you know who it is?
01:13:45Well...
01:13:45We have a button.
01:13:48Shh, somebody's coming.
01:13:52All right, I'll give you till ten o'clock.
01:13:56I mean, Horatio, don't bust off.
01:14:00Horatio, Horatio, come out of there.
01:14:03All right, miss, I'll get him for you.
01:14:04No, Inspector, that's all right.
01:14:06You come out.
01:14:07No, no, no, no.
01:14:08No trouble at all.
01:14:08Here, here, come here.
01:14:15Will you come here?
01:14:18Oh, come here, you little...
01:14:21Here's the little beauty, madam.
01:14:25Ah, thank you.
01:14:26There must be a cat in there.
01:14:28Oh, Inspector.
01:14:29Yes, miss.
01:14:29I feel cold.
01:14:31Would you be kind enough to wheel me back to the chalet?
01:14:34Certainly, miss.
01:14:36I used to call this the gallows oak, you know.
01:14:38Used of hangings.
01:14:40Uh, no, I didn't, though.
01:14:42Yeah.
01:14:43Good old days.
01:14:49Bloodthirsty Flatfoot.
01:14:51He'd hang you for a parking offence.
01:14:52Really?
01:14:53Oh, come on, let's get out of this blasted oak.
01:15:01Four more hours.
01:15:03Here's my blow.
01:15:08As soon as she gets over her bereavement, I'm going to have a word with Mrs. Crosley about
01:15:13that dog.
01:15:14Well, never mind about that.
01:15:15You realize we only have got four more hours.
01:15:17Rind, I have a plan.
01:15:18And it's brilliant.
01:15:19Sit down.
01:15:20Now, the murderer would kill again to get that button, right?
01:15:24Right.
01:15:24Now, if he knows who's got it, don't you see, Rind?
01:15:29Bait.
01:15:30Bait?
01:15:31You.
01:15:32Me?
01:15:33Look, we let all the R's know, Roger, Rachel, Rita, that you have found a blazer button,
01:15:38male or female, somewhere.
01:15:39Now, only the murderer knows where or when.
01:15:42Therefore, only the murderer will be attracted to kill you.
01:15:45To kill me?
01:15:46Yes.
01:15:47Where's your walkie-talkie?
01:15:48In my bag.
01:15:49Just a minute.
01:15:50Are you kidding?
01:15:51Now, then, I have this bit and you have the translator, right?
01:15:56Now, when the murderer is poised to kill you, you call, hello, hello, and I come.
01:16:01Are you off your nut?
01:16:02My dear fellow, I've already dropped a note about this to Miss Francis.
01:16:05Well, undrop it.
01:16:06Or to the question.
01:16:07I've already set the plan into operation.
01:16:09I've told the others.
01:16:11You've told?
01:16:12Uh-huh.
01:16:14Well, that means the murderer knows that I've got the button.
01:16:17Exactly.
01:16:18I'm a deaf.
01:16:19A sitting duck.
01:16:20I'm glad you're beginning to catch on.
01:16:22Now, then, I've arranged for you to go for treatment last,
01:16:24so you'll be at the steam room in five minutes.
01:16:27And rind.
01:16:28Act naturally.
01:16:31It's diabolically clever, isn't it?
01:16:35It's diabolically clever.
01:16:49Captain Knight.
01:16:55Please come to the treatment room immediately.
01:17:02Johnson?
01:17:03Yes, madam.
01:17:04About that obituary notice for the newspaper.
01:17:06Make sure it's for one insertion only, will you?
01:17:09Yes, madam.
01:17:09Owen Johnson, add no flowers by request.
01:17:14Sorry.
01:17:16And rest in peace.
01:17:17Yes, madam.
01:17:55You should make up your mind whether you're coming or going, dear boy.
01:18:08Your steam works wonders.
01:18:10All right.
01:18:11Come on, sir.
01:18:12This way, sir.
01:18:14All right, sir?
01:18:16Yes, thank you, Richards.
01:18:18Half a Richards?
01:18:19All right.
01:18:20Your slab's ready.
01:18:21You go, sir.
01:18:22Come on.
01:18:29Testing.
01:18:30One, two, buckle my shoe.
01:18:35Three, four.
01:18:36Huh?
01:18:37One, two, buckle my shoe.
01:18:38Three, four.
01:18:39Huh?
01:18:40One, two, buckle my shoe.
01:18:41Three, four.
01:18:42Huh?
01:18:43Run below.
01:18:44There's someone here.
01:18:47What?
01:18:48What?
01:18:49Two, buckle my shoe, three, four.
01:18:58Run below. There's someone here.
01:19:04He's coming towards me. It's time.
01:19:08No, no, run below. He's coming on. He's coming towards me.
01:19:12Run below! Run below! Run below!
01:19:16What?
01:19:19Run below. Run below!
01:19:22Ah, so you're back with us at last.
01:19:24Really, Ryan, if you're going to pass out at the sight of me, what's going to happen when you see the real thing?
01:19:41Brandy.
01:19:42What you need is shock treatment.
01:19:44Shock? Don't you think I'd better have shocks already?
01:19:47Hmm?
01:19:50Yes?
01:19:52My patient?
01:19:54Donuts?
01:19:56Sausage rolls?
01:19:59Gin?
01:20:00Where?
01:20:03In the summer house.
01:20:05Thank you very much.
01:20:07I shan't be long.
01:20:08Just a minute!
01:20:09You can't leave me like this!
01:20:11Look, if you need any help, shout.
01:20:14Oi!
01:20:15Roblo!
01:20:16Come back!
01:20:17Roblo!
01:20:18Roblo!
01:20:19Don't leave me alone!
01:20:30Roblo!
01:20:31Roblo!
01:20:32Fire!
01:20:33Fire alarm!
01:20:35Roblo!
01:20:36There's no smoke!
01:20:42Are you receiving me?
01:20:43Fire, Roblo!
01:20:45Roblo!
01:20:46Do you realize that call was a fake?
01:20:48Donuts?
01:20:49Sausage rolls?
01:20:50Gin?
01:20:51I'll give on gin!
01:20:53Roblo!
01:20:54Everybody will be leaving the building!
01:20:56Everybody will be leaving the building?
01:20:58I'm trapped!
01:21:00Roblo!
01:21:01Who's there?
01:21:11Roger?
01:21:14Rita?
01:21:16Rachel?
01:21:20Richard?
01:21:28My dear,
01:21:30I've never been so happy to see anyone.
01:21:33It's mutual, Captain Ryan.
01:21:35Now, these straps, if you'll just un...
01:21:36Just a minute.
01:21:37The blazer button.
01:21:38Where is it?
01:21:39The blazer?
01:21:40It's in my pocket over there.
01:21:41But if...
01:21:43Hey!
01:21:44What are you doing on your feet?
01:21:48Captain.
01:21:50Ah, for Reutmann.
01:21:53Yours?
01:21:54Mine.
01:21:55I had to kill the doctor.
01:21:56He noticed some injection marks on my arm.
01:21:58And then he found a poison book in my room, put two and two together and decided to try blackmail.
01:22:06Do you follow?
01:22:08No.
01:22:10You're a professional, too.
01:22:13Well, he had to go, because he found out how I managed to kill Mrs. Clifford.
01:22:18You killed Mrs. Clifford, too?
01:22:20Yes, of course.
01:22:22I poisoned both of us.
01:22:24You couldn't have poisoned you.
01:22:26Oh, yes, I did.
01:22:28After I'd built up an immunity against ricin, of course, I injected myself in small doses, though it eventually the stuff had no more effect than a hangover.
01:22:35Pretty cute, wasn't it?
01:22:36Marvelous.
01:22:38What do you want to do a thing like that for?
01:22:41Well, she'd already guessed that there'd be wedding bells for me and Roger.
01:22:45She wanted someone to turn over my background.
01:22:48Which, I'm afraid, won't stand for that kind of treatment.
01:22:51That's where you came in.
01:22:52And this, unfortunately, is where you go out.
01:22:56What are you doing?
01:22:57I'm going to give you one last shot, Captain.
01:22:59What?
01:23:00Oh, no!
01:23:01Rabelow!
01:23:02Rabelow!
01:23:03There, now, all we need is a little water to step up the voltage and poof, you're short-circuited.
01:23:31Me?
01:23:32Short-circuit?
01:23:33Yes.
01:23:34Rabelow!
01:23:37Go on!
01:23:38Go on!
01:23:41When they find you, I shall be back in my wheelchair.
01:23:44Funny how one thing leads to another.
01:23:46There's one little murder, neatly planned.
01:23:49And now I'm on number three.
01:23:53Oh, well.
01:23:54That's life, I suppose.
01:23:55Exciting, isn't it?
01:23:58Oh!
01:23:59Oh!
01:24:02Rabelow!
01:24:03Help!
01:24:07Help!
01:24:08Rabelow, help!
01:24:16Goodbye, Captain.
01:24:20Help!
01:24:21Help!
01:24:22Police!
01:24:23Inspector Hawke!
01:24:24Malmo!
01:24:25Inspector Hawke!
01:24:26Malmo!
01:24:27Inspector Hawke!
01:24:28You look!
01:24:29Amateur!
01:24:30Yes, sir!
01:24:31Oh!
01:24:32Yes, sir!
01:24:33Oh!
01:24:34Yes, sir!
01:24:35Oh!
01:24:36Yes, sir!
01:24:38You picked her up at Inton, sir?
01:24:40One of your village constables?
01:24:41Oh!
01:24:42Congratulations!
01:24:43Me?
01:24:44Yes, sir!
01:24:45You picked her up at Inton, sir?
01:24:46One of your village constables?
01:24:47Oh!
01:24:48Congratulations!
01:24:49Me?
01:24:50You?
01:24:51I?
01:24:52Yes, sir!
01:24:53I?
01:24:54I?
01:24:55I?
01:24:56I?
01:24:57I?
01:24:58I?
01:24:59I?
01:25:00I?
01:25:01I?
01:25:02I?
01:25:03I?
01:25:04I?
01:25:05I?
01:25:06I?
01:25:07I?
01:25:08I?
01:25:09Oh, I'm all right, sir.
01:25:10As well as can be expected.
01:25:11Yeah.
01:25:13Goodbye.
01:25:14Goodbye, sir.
01:25:15Well, that seems to clear everything up, sir.
01:25:17I'm not quite so sure.
01:25:18She's the killer.
01:25:22What I want to know is who's been assaulting and battering me?
01:25:26Yes, most distressing, Inspector.
01:25:29Now, about the reward.
01:25:31Yes, I'm glad you brought that up.
01:25:33Well, you don't wish to appear to be grasping, but, um, here.
01:25:40I've got a little surprise for you.
01:25:43Who?
01:25:44We found that missing will.
01:25:49Guess who she left all her money to.
01:25:52Who?
01:26:03Hey, nice little dog. Would you like some of them to look after you?
01:26:07Your own personal diet sheet.
01:26:09Yeah, porterhouse steaks.
01:26:11Parsnake puree.
01:26:12Grilled salmon.
01:26:13Grated carrots.
01:26:18Oh, well, nice long rest now, sir, eh?
01:26:22Where is you?
01:26:24Here.
01:26:26Stop!
01:26:27I'm not sure.
01:26:33Oh, well, here.
01:26:34Oh, well.
01:26:35Horatio.
01:26:35Come on, boy.
01:26:36Come on.
01:26:37Here.
01:26:37Hop up.
01:26:39Oh, it's a fucking cow.
01:26:40Oh, it's a cow.
01:26:41Oh, it's a cow.
01:26:57Kill or kill.